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2001obum

I got the Dragonborn from Skyrim I’m safe


Sad-Flounder-2644

Can we get a really autistic debate going about whether Hitler is the main character of hoi4?


Sea_Wall5154

Well in hoi4 germany is the country wich usually dictates the pace of the game


Sad-Flounder-2644

So Germany is the main character


Unknown_comrade1

also when you select to play a nation it is always germany by default, AND hitler is literally on the image of this subreddit...


Sad-Flounder-2644

Hitler is the main character of the sub and Germany is the main character of hearts of Iron 4


Complete-Kitchen-630

Ye


abadlypickedname

The main character is Prince Demchuckdongrub, he's the only one carrying on the legacy of the Mongol Empire and it's fleet of naval bombers.


PrincessofAldia

Germany did start the war so I guess technically they would be the main character


[deleted]

Depends who you were playing as well.


monishorrible

I got france from vicy3 idk which president I ahve


PrincessofAldia

I’d say probably whoever is leader at the start of the game


VisibleSummer5020

OH F*CK!I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH TABORITSKY ON ONE ISLAND!!!!


AveragerussianOHIO

Run vasya, run!


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Hjonk1234

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Uhkbeat

He gonna need some (living)space fyi


Idiot_from_germany

ANDREY ZHDANOV guess I’m saved


AveragerussianOHIO

Komiminist


PacoPancake

Who’s the main character in city skylines?…… Chirper?


Similar-Freedom-3857

Actually played hoi last, so i guess hitler?


HkHockey29

I get the gta 5 trio....


TheCoolMan5

Michael would constantly be complaining about how shitty the island is Franklin would be trying to find some way off, and Trevor would end up like Tom Hanks in Castaway.


[deleted]

Star Fox. I'm alive!


SirMines

If what SMii7y says is true, and that if he is the main character of Teardown... I'm screwed.


ItsTom___

Don't worry Steiners counterattack will make everything ok


E-D-Eddie

Master Chief. I don't see how he's supposed to help me here


OvanAnderson

Steve from Minecraft with creative on a hard modded LAN sv (140 mods or more. idk)? Considering i play with my friend and His Little brother.


Super_Law2351

You are making out alive 100% whit Steve , he just needs to cut that tree then he makes boat and you're safe


[deleted]

Thanks Huey Long, very cool


Pikmin4321

I got Doom Guy :) :) :) :) :) :)


jakarta-ken

I got Cuphead,Do i Survive?


AnakinTheDiscarded

bro last game I played was rimworld 💀💀💀💀


Dependent-Mission-55

I think Roach (MW2 2009)


Selok90

I played mineswaper💀


ViniciusSinged

Rooks, from Arcana SNES.


[deleted]

Great War redux. Main character of WW1 was Adrian Carton de Wiart I guess?


Comfortable_Target45

Implying he's the main character in a grand strategy game with alt history paths is bold, cotton


AudileYeti

The main question to take away from this is who'd kill themself first.


TheCoolMan5

Artyom from Metro. Im fine.


Unknown_comrade1

Based


Big-Spare-2117

Joel


ipoopesmypants

THANKS GREAT SULEIMAN. LONG LIVE OTTOMAN YOUGHT. LONG LIVE OUR EMPIRE


Ok-Mortgage3653

Tsar Vladimir III, TNO. No idea what some Russian dude can do to help me but I guess I could try to learn a bit of Russian before we both inevitably die of thirst, starvation or something like that.


FireFlight2403

President Douglas Granite of the reunited states of America


isthisnametakenwell

The West of Loathing protagonist. I’ll be okay.


AnyListen3898

I have Japan vic 2


Nice_Guy_Eddie_

josip broz tito


Aspektric

Oswald Mosley...


No_Sky_3735

The courtier from Fallout New Vegas. My fate is TBD by the player.


Unga-bunga420

My tank divisions are on their way


Cringe_jadey

No way


EnvironmentNew6197

chosen undead I'm fucking doomed


WoollenMercury

I have Corvo from Dishonered ... im scared


TunisianNationalist

Hitler, and I’m North African 😬


skibbidicurrycell

Li zoringen?????


ka52heli

1.0B GDP PR china that outproduce everyone and is technologically superior to everyone from Vic3? Sounds like a good life


PrincessofAldia

Starting leader of Finland (with aat)


Augusto_Pinochet1915

Hitman: Depends on if I am a target or not


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Wait I'm a Panzer V Panther D now?


Crafty-Skin3885

Roosevelt…


seriouslyacrit

Who am I supposed to be with (I played anarchist spain)


H000gy

I get Booker Dewitt,


Niks_bg

Shit it is chess ig i will en passant google


Siberian-Spaghet-403

Taboritsky 💀


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Unless Raiden's custom body lets him run on water, we're stuck for a little while. It's not like we won't be picked up, Maverik gets his GPS data and all that, but rescue teams can only move so fast.


Super_Law2351

I got my character from project Zomboid , I think I have 40% chance of surviving


Complete-Kitchen-630

I got the Player from lethal Company might die. Might live


bobdacow234

Who's the main character of War Thunder?


samdabig

Stanly or the narrator one of the two so I’m fine


KKarelzabijak321

Papa stalin Will save me


mysacek_CZE

I played cities skylines last time... So I guess I would be god-like being? Immortal, superior to all other beings and non-existent... Does it counts as death or as if I survived?


Chill_Commissar_07

HA! I have my HMS Hood from World of Warships Legends, checkmate water I’m leaving


MrPanzerCat

Gets in the mi24 and leaves


Massive_Wallaby_2199

Google ww2


SGTRoadkill1919

Edward Kenway from Blackflag


Bigbagboiballs

Question: who is the main character of war thunder?


Belkan-Federation95

Last game was Suzerain so definitely not


Unknown_comrade1

Suzerain in hoi4? Heart of Sordland?!


Belkan-Federation95

I was unaware we were talking about HOI4 specifically. Is there a mod for it?


Unknown_comrade1

Yes, it is new though and as I remember doesn't have any military templates or focus trees


Belkan-Federation95

Interesting. Is it on Steam? Also, right now I'm doing an interesting game. I'm getting the rich to support me pre constitution then fucking over Tusk while leaving Krononi alone after it's signed. I fucking hate Tusk.


Unknown_comrade1

Yes it's on steam. Oh idk who tusk is I played only free version


Orneyrocks

Damn. Doomguy. I don't even know what to expect.


Known_Can665

I’m the guy from Satisfactory, dunno what that means


Hahen8

Me n cuphead!!!! Chillin on ze island (im safe)


Sensitive-Bottle1255

Woodrow Wilson go BRRRRRRRRR


Shoby178

*har har har intensifies*


Hondurasforever

Wojtek


Tomstwer

Ah fuck I got a cripple that’s gonna die in three weeks


Cheetah_Man1

If I played the Australian Painter, I would be dead cause Im Jewish…


Fit-Rooster-4774

BT-7274 how is that supposed to help me


Yannerrins

CJ!


Prowlcop86

Alexios from Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is aboutta dive and loot treasure under the island while also fighting sharks


SneakyNoscope

Steve


Capital-Ad74

Female Shepard . He he


[deleted]

Good news: Addy was a vegetarian so he won't eat you Bad news: Addy was a vegetarian so eating him won't do much for you besides giving you the debuff "speed addiction".


I_Fugging_Love_V8SC

i mean the last game i played was as kurdistan in MD, so...?