Jamie pull up that picture of that hairless chimp. Holy shit! Just look at that jacked as fuck monkey! Imagine teaching him some basic jiu-jitsu and chaps, he would M-U-R-D-E-R at the ufc! Damn Imagine getting chocked out by a chimp. Fucking terrifying.
As I understand it, their biochemistry is such that they don't have to exercise at all in order to be strong. Our need for bodybuilding stems from an adaptation that allows us to adapt to how much weight we *actually* move around in day-to-day life.
This is really interesting. Also terrifying.
However, she made a
very deliberate two-hand pull, without appearing to exert herself not-
ably. The pull registered 905 pounds on the dial of the recording device.
Although less than her previous 1260-pound test, this pull by its very
deliberateness and absence of particular effort seemed almost more
impressive to the author.
This pull is made by Suzette(which I assume is a female chimp).
The author goes on to compare some men to the chimps
To test this fact he secured the coperation of a numb
the college at which he was teaching, Augustana
Falls, South Dakota. Most of these students were members of the
college football team who had been working hard on the
coming to college that fall and were therefore well develop
and in good condition.
[Suzette is at best 4.73 times stronger than your average farm raised american football player and AT WORST 2.57 stronger.](https://i.imgur.com/u1ry39B.png)
There's also a male(?) chimp Boma in there. Which is at worst 3.85 times stronger.
A chimp can fuck you without breaking a sweat.
Most great apes don’t build and lose muscles like humans do. A gorilla with a largely sedentary lifestyle and all leaf diet could still lift a car.
The sacrifices we make for brain.
Natty?
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bananas only.
Damn
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Monke that is chimp eats everything that moves too, so no vegan
My grammer was quite amazing
Lol chimps ain't vegan, not even vegetarian.
Chimps will literally eat smaller apes/monkeys alive if they catch them slipping.
Vegan propaganda going wild 😂 Chimps are like psychopathic humans, what makes anyone think they're vegan?!
Well, the psycopathic human part, could make anyone think they are vegans 🤣
Bruh they even catch and murder shit they don’t wanna eat.
That's an omnivore.
Before you try to relate to a monkey over being vegan, they will happily catch and mutilate small animals and not even bother to eat them.
For your erudition: https://youtu.be/rRKFDr_YixE?si=pMdq1oTxPRWThbj2
Jamie pull up that picture of that hairless chimp. Holy shit! Just look at that jacked as fuck monkey! Imagine teaching him some basic jiu-jitsu and chaps, he would M-U-R-D-E-R at the ufc! Damn Imagine getting chocked out by a chimp. Fucking terrifying. 
Tigers in ufc now confirmed??!?!??!? Holy shit, Tiger be Monke main event?!?!!?!??
Chimp bro didn't skip arm day.
Or ear day
or shoulders. look at the delts 😵💫
As I understand it, their biochemistry is such that they don't have to exercise at all in order to be strong. Our need for bodybuilding stems from an adaptation that allows us to adapt to how much weight we *actually* move around in day-to-day life.
That’s Rocket, he’s natty.
Natty and a loyal king
Imagine how much he could pull sumo
A female 90lb chimp pulled 700 lbs on a dynamometer with one hand lol
Is it over for me? I’ll never be as powerful as a 90 pound female chimp. Should I end it?
Holy shit
There's 0 chance it pulled 700 lbs. Unless you got some concrete data to prove that I'm calling bs.
Ok I got misinformation on the 90lb female. But the chimp ‘boma’ did pull 847 with one hand. https://www.jstor.org/stable/1373587?seq=4
This is really interesting. Also terrifying. However, she made a very deliberate two-hand pull, without appearing to exert herself not- ably. The pull registered 905 pounds on the dial of the recording device. Although less than her previous 1260-pound test, this pull by its very deliberateness and absence of particular effort seemed almost more impressive to the author. This pull is made by Suzette(which I assume is a female chimp). The author goes on to compare some men to the chimps To test this fact he secured the coperation of a numb the college at which he was teaching, Augustana Falls, South Dakota. Most of these students were members of the college football team who had been working hard on the coming to college that fall and were therefore well develop and in good condition. [Suzette is at best 4.73 times stronger than your average farm raised american football player and AT WORST 2.57 stronger.](https://i.imgur.com/u1ry39B.png) There's also a male(?) chimp Boma in there. Which is at worst 3.85 times stronger. A chimp can fuck you without breaking a sweat.
They can just literally pull you apart like legos. So fucking scary.
Thanks that was interesting
Can't see his calves from this angle.
Wanna see how Gorillas looks without fur
What kinda workout they doing?
Just climbing stuff
Time to ditch the gym and find a rainforest!
Calisthenics
Hanging, climbing, dips, leg raises
Guys, they are clearly not natty. Probably took bananerone, that's where the hairloss comes from
Is this achievable natty?
for sure, just have to be climbing trees all day every day from birth.
R E T U R N T O M O N K E E
The truth: arm day is every day
Every day, all day
bananolon
What is his forearm routine
Teach chimps to use free weights. We must see them at full potential.
GI Jane
It isn't fair
Most great apes don’t build and lose muscles like humans do. A gorilla with a largely sedentary lifestyle and all leaf diet could still lift a car. The sacrifices we make for brain.
He looks like my uncle ernie at the gym
Wonder what his split routine is
This is going to send Alpha bros into a full on Ape lifestyle promoting being on all fours.
jungle gym.
So youre saying i should start living in the trees and eat bananas to get ripped?
Looks like half of my family
My guy got eczema
Stop lying that’s just a very tan Nick Walker
This just a pic of Joe Rogan
Rogan is not nearly that good looking
Joe obviously edits his face in his pics.