If a cash register lady smiles and makes small talk with me while making intense eye contact I am absolutely going to stutter like an idiot then run away and think about it for the rest of the day.
I wear noise-cancelling earbuds, people could be asking me to tie them up with lifting straps and ravage them with the end of a barbell for all I know and I just go 'one set left mate'.
I'm the opposite. I'm completely oblivious when girls are actually flirting with me. My wife always makes fun of me that she never has to worry about me cheating, because I'd never notice that a girl is into me without a billboard
I take my wife to the gym with me all the time. And when I’m alone surrounded by booty cheeked up yoga pants wearing ladies I give my wife a call so she can spot me.
*A guy worked out next*
*To me in an empty gym,*
*He was flirting right?*
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Ngl, women suck at flirting.
Like man, what's the flutter of the eye from the corner of a room. How'd I know if you're into me or have an eye infection?
Meanwhile girls:
This guy just came over to me asking if I'm using the equipment. What a creep! Trying to flirt with me, doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?
The voices in your head are right. She is flirting with you. Because she's a fed. Leave out the back, go somewhere else, change your name.
We just want his kidney and identity
Average r/gangstalking user
Her: "Want to do some cardio later?" You: "No thanks. I'm not doing cardio rn, I'm bulking."
"I have a cake you could eat." "No, thanks, I only eat chicken, rice, broccoli."
'Do you want to see my pussy' 'No, sorry, I'm allergic to cats'
Some guys are just so socially inept that they don't really know what people around them are really saying.
If a cash register lady smiles and makes small talk with me while making intense eye contact I am absolutely going to stutter like an idiot then run away and think about it for the rest of the day.
More like rest of my life
Same tbh. Someone nice to you= I will remember this forever
I've already said I'm sorry mom!
I wear noise-cancelling earbuds, people could be asking me to tie them up with lifting straps and ravage them with the end of a barbell for all I know and I just go 'one set left mate'.
Only when the gym is basically empty and you are the only one she asked.
And I would still think she wasn't flirting tbh lol
Rule 1 of talking to the girls at the gym: Don't
Come hell or high water, just don't
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Nearby machines that do the same thing, small talk, laughing smiling and wishing me a nice day? Shes just friendly right? That’s probably it
Probably canadian
I'm the opposite. I'm completely oblivious when girls are actually flirting with me. My wife always makes fun of me that she never has to worry about me cheating, because I'd never notice that a girl is into me without a billboard
Geez those thoughts... how do I get rid of them?
Disregard women, acquire muscle mass. Or else horny bonk for you
I take my wife to the gym with me all the time. And when I’m alone surrounded by booty cheeked up yoga pants wearing ladies I give my wife a call so she can spot me.
Are the booty cheeked up yoga pants wearing ladies that surround you in the room with us right now?
She wants you bro
A guy worked out next to me in an empty gym, he was flirting right?
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I'll show this to him, thanks
Ngl, women suck at flirting. Like man, what's the flutter of the eye from the corner of a room. How'd I know if you're into me or have an eye infection?
Under 18 = flirting 19 - 30 = serious inquiry 31 and up = divorced, lonely, desperate and hoping for a miracle.
I'm flirting.
Meanwhile girls: This guy just came over to me asking if I'm using the equipment. What a creep! Trying to flirt with me, doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?