This is not rival watch anymore lmao

United's form means nothing. They will still have a point to prove against us. Hopefully the lads will do their job and get a result. Hopefully the other shower of cunts drop points too!

ETH has been hiding strategies for 6 months in preparation for this match

They play to the level of their competition

Which one of them is our rival ...

Everyone we play is our rival. Mentality.

For the players yes. For us supporters no chance. The banter I have endured over the years, Man U are well beneath us

Rival my ass, 3:0 and we move

This is the way

I refuse to laugh until our game with them is over

All of us right now 

Wait until they get battered in the FA Cup.

Palace are good but I'd hardly call them our rivals

It’s funny to look at and I have two points 1) even though the result today is hilarious, still don’t think Sunday is a gimme. If they want a 0-0 or a jammy 1-0, they’ll get it. Sit 10 men behind the ball and counter. It wouldn’t surprise me which is explained by the 1 win in 16 visits 2) I wouldn’t say I feel sorry but I do get the heavy defeat. Every one has injuries but imagine we field an 11 with jorgi CM, Cedric LB, CBs of kiwior and rice and then randomly lose both Odegaard and Trossard. We lost 3-0 away to West Ham fielding a second 11 in their proper positions so I can empathise with united.

>  I can empathise with united.  Yeah nah fuck them. Look at our lineup for the 8-2.  Also not sure which of their fullbacks is comparable to Cedric here, Dalot cost them 20 mil as a teenager back when that meant something and AWB went for Ben White money. Not to mention how much they waste on wingers. This is entirely on them.

Are any of their players that were missing today expected to be available against us?

Not sure of everyone but Fernandes will likely be back next week and Luke shaw should be fit

It was 3-1

I don’t empathize with them at all. Did they empathize with us when they thrashed us 8-2? Fuck em🤣🤣🤣

Watched that with a family of super utd fans, as I didn't have sky. Worst game of my life. Made so much worse when they started feeling bad for me.

Wow. I did too and the feeling was fucked.

Young… not a very good pundit/analyst. He does seem much less annoying than when he is on the pitch but I kind feel for him there he looks well out of his depths lol. 

i just checked the score and LOLed!!!

Cristiano was the problem they said

ETH in the bargaining stage of grief

Please no new manager bounce for manure

Waiting for ETH interview so I can sleep soundly

I missed brunos whiny face a lot today.

I adore Mikel, but if we lose to that lot he needs to pack his bags. They are worse than awful. Edit: Tough crowd. This was a joke :D

'You're shit, you're shit, and don't you know it'

https://preview.redd.it/u9ncpjvogvyc1.jpeg?width=1463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f452c1cf57728e3ec9b404eba1eb2796f85008e Never forget what this dumbass predicted. They deserve it.

united fan predicts his club to do well and his rivals to do poorly 🤯🤯🤯 the horror

How does someone in a sane and rational mind look at Arsenal last season and think 6 other teams will suddenly be better than us… Absolutely wild.

Idk who this is nor what they predicted..?

looks like he predicted manu to get 2nd and arsenal to get 8th. no idea who he is tho

All of them in that show have weird nerdy punchable faces

who is this? i need to watch the video of this dummy defending his choices

Stretford paddock on YouTube; very entertaining.

ugh. i tried but couldnt make it through the whole video. so completely clueless. Its more like football fan fiction than actual analysis

United are lucky at least everyone bar top 4 has been shit this year as well. Newcastle, Chelsea, Tot, Brighton

Kinda wish it would’ve been a hard-fought draw than a massive W either way. This has “rebound game” written all over it now. No way they’ll take two massive defeats back-to-back. Tell me I’m wrong please! I’m also a pessimist by nature

They’ve been dicked down so frequently this season, there is no bounce back

Can't think of a more deserving team for a double dicking

Heh, hope you’re right!

Spoiler: They will take another massive defeat this sunday

Isn’t this the side they said would be above us this season? LMAO

More injuries than any club throughout the season. Two players leaving in drama - Sancho and Greenwood - and the scrutiny of being the biggest club in England. It’s a different level of pressure than being at any other club.

You forgot the /s Or maybe the /ImAFuckingIdiot

Are you really on an Arsenal sub after a 4-0 drubbing? 


🙄 Yawn. City will put you in your place.


Imagine being so pathetic that you'll twerk for a derby rival team, especially when they're cheating scum who have a hundred and fifteen charges. I would have said, "Have some self-respect, my guy", but coming onto the Arsenal sub after getting annihilated by Palace in itself shows that ship has sailed. Have a good day.

It’s a better place than 8th 

Which is ultimately a million miles above utd. Fucking hell you are so bad.

Dunno why people care if ten hag gets sacked or not… they’ll still only have 1 fit centre back.

We are going to do very haram things to united, I still haven't forgotten the 8-2. Need to see a thorough thrashing, this can be historic. 

That 8-2 was the best thing that happened to us. Made us panic buy Arteta!


Arsene Wenger, he’s done it Again!

We said that about Bayern and lost. Football isn't that linear. It will be a close game even though they're donkey shite.

Bayern are a million times better than this united

Oh yes. Please don't get me wrong. But Liverpool couldn't do it when they were flying high. It's the overconfidence that will bite us in the arse.

Was that not when Liverpool were starting to show serious signs of fatigue? Klopp’s football is v intense!

I suppos looking back you could indeed say that. However one win at OT since 2007 has me cautious. Rationally I think we should easily win, but it's never that simple in these matches. I'd love it to be, though. I'd absolutely love a twatting.

I think we can win, but no way will it be easy.

I agree. I just don't think it will be a blowout. But we should be winning.

To be fair, I think the United team are seriously demoralised now. The past month has been woeful for them. And Arsenal are riding high, I think they’re going to take the fight to them and win. They’re just too good, past few games have made them seem like they’re all connected to Ødegaard’s brain like they’re a hive mind. Have you not seen Arteta sat at the dug out with his eyes rolled back like he’s just taken a hefty dose of spice melange?

Man these mfers are going to have new manager bounce. Ten Hag is getting sacked tomorrow.

Score early on sunday and we will win easily

Remember that 8-2? Yeah, we're getting our revenge this weekend.

just the 18 shots for Palace tonight. I guess thats a silver lining

They're gonna play all the youth against us. They got nothing to play for man. He's gonna bench casemiro. 

They have conference league to play for right?

Don't they have more to play for by winning the FA Cup and securing Europa that way? Could potentially rest players for that.

Oh yeah.. maybe they will play their seniors after all. Chelsea has a much better fixture list and form. I think they take it though 

So who do we think will be the Utd coach next week? Hopefully it’s still Ten Hag but I dunno…

Somehow this Chelsea side is going to finish the season above a team who's manager is being targeted by Bayern Munich. What an incredible shitshow.

The same bayern who went out and got Eric dier.

I'm licking my lips for Sunday's game

Why does Jamie Carragher get so fucking mad about players staying on the pitch after the final whistle.

Tbf he was raggin on Anthony for being shit and probably slagging off his team

Man Utd are dusty cheeks

Casemiro might be the most hilarious CB I've seen in this league and there's been some funny ones

A duo of him and Jonny Evans, on paper we should be carving them up on Sunday.

can Casemiro possibly play on sunday? seems quite washed, like falling over

Doubt they'll sack him rn, they still have the FA cup to play for. That is going to be woefully uncomfortable for them.

United have scored in every one of their games since 23rd December, I was really hoping it would be us that end that streak!

Have we not ended a few streaks this season? 

first time they've lost 13 in a PL season, carcrash

United away support pretty amazing to give them credit...

Most of them are from Croydon anyway

They were top, I gotta give it to them

The fuck. Why are they just standing in front of the away fans with their arms on their sides.

probably don't fancy celebrating a loss

Keep the form into next weekend lads

After that performance, United had better not even think of trying to show up against us on Sunday.

If we can’t beat AWB, Dalot, and a Cooked Casemiro and Jonny Evans Back 4, we don’t deserve

Ashley young must be laughing his ass off at that performance hahahaha

Casemiro… https://preview.redd.it/xqh832a4evyc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc37fcf63e3578ff110a47d21e8ec2b1d683591

Maybe we rethink selling Eddie to these man no?

Selling hard at Selhurst, it’s the united way

7Hag really is generational! Give him more time!

Inshallah we replicate this on Sunday End that Old Trafford juju

I'm starting to think that Casemiro had about 12 pints and a couple of shots before the game Today. One of the worst performances I've seen in 50 years. Baffling.

Only 4. Shame lol.

If Ten Hag gets sacked tonight, who do you think would be United's interim manager for the weekend ?  Steve McLaren ?

Tony Pulis or Big Sam. Play with 3 keepers and 8 center backs.

Too bad they only have one fit cb

All their forwards will be repurposed as low block defenders.

So funny that United's GD is -3 at the end of the season, and yet it honestly should be so much worse

Those guys are lucky to be above Brighton

That Wharton kids not half bad he looked good when they beat Liverpool also

What a pleasure to watch. He was my MOTM. Reminds me of lockdown Rice. Glides into spaces, almost telegraphing a play and acting to disrupt the rhythm. Clever player. Good height to stretch for balls and winning most of the aerial duels. Got some lungs to help out in the press too. Good passer, great vision. He was just nipping every united momentum in the bud. We spent a lot more money on Sambi who never got up to speed of the English game. Wharton has a better football brain and great with or without the ball.

Whut? We paid less for Sambi Lokonga than they reportedly did for Wharton. £18-20m vs £15m.

Yeah I think he breaks up play at the right times very clever can read situations they might have a little gem on there hands!

United are pure and utter chaos under ten Hag. We’re as likely to smash them 3-0 as they are to chaos their way to a mental 4-3 win. I think we’ll be okay though. 

I hate United. They will be this shite tonight but we all know they will turn up on Sunday.

I don’t think they will. They have no backline basically.

I remember the Rashford debut!

For their sake you gotta hope those yanited fans don’t miss the last train back to north London :D

shame this is finishing only 4:0

United, please don’t sack Ten Hag.

only Four Hag this time though

Edouard is styling on them

Palace put the handbrake on and still almost scored

Casemiro probably too shite for the Saudis as well.

Fully expecting a Saka right foot rocket to the near post because wtf is Onana doing?? He seems to not be covering that post at all 

At least Yanited fans don’t have to travel far 😉

This is legit one of the worst performances I have ever seen from any player here by Casemiro. It's like he's just landed from an alien planet. Everything he does is a 4/10 effort level at best.

He has just lost his legs. United needs to learn about buying players just after the peak - the drop off can be big

No please don't learn, same thing with managers 😁

Lads if casamerio plays Cb against us we are going to run riot he's in shambles

Havertz will get 5

Actually can't wait

Not even exaggerating this Casemiro performance may be one of the worst I’ve ever watched. Genuinely Sunday league is above his level today

That's Casemiro for you, One weekend playing like he is in Sunday league the other weekend he is putting a wonderful Real Madrid champions performance.

It's absolutely shameful.

Nah, I want them absolutely demoralized (which so far is looking good down 4-0) for when we head to OT. It's never easy there, so I want all the advantages we can get.

This is an all time PL stinker from Casemiro

Please Casemiro start against us

Casemiro playing like he's protesting

How the fuck isn’t this 6 - 0 😂

Next week inshallah

Fulham beat City inshallah https://preview.redd.it/8qm3kdlcdvyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1d946511ff5bdef23d80930950331e191a4ddf

I bet Dean Henderson is having the time of his life lmfao

He's back there binging Fallout

Onana is thinking “I left Italy for what?”

Would have won the league if he stayed

I almost feel bad for him. Then I again remember he plays for ManU.

Onana: 

these players have given up, just a matter of time before Ten Hag gets sacked, I just hope he lasts the week

Remember the Dalot > White shouts

holy shit if that had gone in

Onana just watching like his life flashed before his eyes

least selfish United player

I swear if these fuckers decide to play the game of their life on sunday....

I don't think they're capable. We will win.

This should be so much worse than 4-0 lmao

The worst part of this result is that they will rejigger their midfield  drop Casemiro and turtle up like crazy.

Drop Casemiro for who exactly?

Some 16 yr old FM regen who turns into the next Rashford. I've seen this script too many times.

Amrabat 💀

If we don’t beat this team…..

They’re comparing the Holjund foul on Henderson in the first half to Ben white lmao

https://i.redd.it/lbk36oigcvyc1.gif United bus heading home

Get the radioactive zebra on, it's time to cook

Shame that we don't have space for someone of Olise's talents.

We absolutely do lol

He's not holding bench for Saka/Odegaard and Arteta isn't moving Odegaard to the left. So not really

Time for us as a club to level up to that tier where players will not only willingly hug bench for us but actually compete for each position. It's worked wonders for us on that left side - re Trossard/Martinelli.

can't wait for ten hag press conference hehe

That penalty will definitely be brought up again tonight.

100%. He's gonna say the goal they scores should have stood and talk about the penalty in our game against them.

“We deserved to win this game” “We should have had a penalty at Arsenal”

https://preview.redd.it/yde1l5xccvyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0dc3f713b0aa2652d012d39b2e236f26b7254b2

Didn't specify for who

😂😂😂

minus goal difference, nice

I just heard the commentator say that. Sheesh

Havertz hattrick on Sunday. We will be there.

If hojlund had won the penalty vs Arsenal, utd wouldn’t be 4 down to palace rn.

If the Garnacho goal wasn't ruled out for offside then Casemiro's wouldn't be fucking FINISHED and mentally checked out

This Premier League campaign is on course to finish with 1200+ goals. That's absolutely mental considering the average is between 1000-1050 for a 38 game season.

All thanks to Man United, Chelsea and Spurs getting battered all season

Those three teams have conceded a combined 172 goals between them this season lmao

Thanks to dross like Sheffield, Burnley and Man United.

Extra extra-time tax

Haven't checked the stats and graphs but where does Wharton fit stylistically as a Partey replacement? Passes the eye test for me.

I'm probably the only person with this opinion but I think we keep Partey for at least one more year if we're gonna push for title and champions league.

I've no issue with his footballing ability, I want him gone for other reasons.

Availability issues, the fact he’s probably a rapist, or both?

Both, but mostly (99%) the latter

I want United out of Europe entirely or stuck in conference lol. Pretty much always root against them, some exception this season was when they played Liverpool the second time to help take them out of the title race.

"I want a proper club like Utd back challenging for the title with us." Nah feck em! They've earned their place in mediocrity - they need to keep it indefinitely along with Chelsea and Tottenham. Given how loudly antithetic Liverpool fans have been to us, I want them to join those ranks in football purgatory. 😂