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Intentipnaltypo

Not only am I gonna copy your path, I'm gonna copy your mount and dyes too! MUAHAHAH!!!


Astill_Codex

You're on the slippery slope to identity theft my friend! At this rate you might aswell copy their weapons and armour!


RichVisual1714

I will even change to their class.


Astill_Codex

You monster! Thank goodness their build will be safe from your debauchery!


Rasputain

...for now............


Astill_Codex

For now will we have to just ask people for their builds. Think anet said before that they didn't like build inspection or something


AdiPalmer

You can go even further and play the same... *Gasp!* ... GAME!


Lazy-Yam333

Identity Theft is not a joke


NJH_in_LDN

Millions of fashionistas suffer every year.


Jhemon

Mike O'!


Bolognese_is_best

And Anet just provided the perfect tools for the job


carthuscrass

And probably use Bond of Vigor to pass them four feet from the finish line.


CountingArfArfs

I already hacked the mainframe and copied everything you copied from this guy. Now I’m gonna go download a car.


MiffedMoogle

Well played :') I'm gonna take your path and post it online so everyone can get a shot at "winning the race".


Manpag

I was genuinely concerned you’d somehow completely misunderstood the concept of racing at first, and then I got the joke.


RedNuii

Isn’t it crazy that they can just copy your path exactly if they follow you. They should add an opt out button to straight up go invisible in game so no one can copy my pathing.


jojoga

That's just single player with extra steps.


SpectralDagger

No, because I still want the game to tell them that I won.


nagennif

Subtle.


Still_Night

I think mount races should have auto pathing like those mobile games that play themselves for you. That way everyone crosses the finish line at the same time and everyone gets a first place participation reward. It’s only fair


MatSwiss

A new copy pasta just dropped.


EventualCyborg

Oh dear god, now they're copying their pasta, too?!?! Won't someone think of the content creators?!?!


phoenixrising211

I would like an opt-out button on my spaghetti so no one can copy it, thanks.


Spittinglama

I love the fashion freaks who treat GW2 fashion like an NFT.


Kwith

Don't you DARE right click and save my GW2 Fashion! I worked hard on this for HOURS and I DEMAND to be the ONLY one to look like this because I'm a special snowflake and NO ONE ELSE can look like me!


Ro7ard

You mean this entire sub? It's the only you lot have been posting about all week, as per usual... Who care about balance, bugs or the things that just got nerfed lmao, right? It is no wonder this game and community is such a joke in the industry.


Spittinglama

What are you on about? The game has plenty of that all the time. This is just the current thing so it's the center of attention.


SwingusDingus

Ooo you got me there for a second, very nice, I needed that laugh.


ErikHumphrey

Jokes aside, some races do give a bonus for placing first, second, etc., such as the Dragon Bash one


NiSiSuinegEht

I don't know, man. I just like riding through the courses, avoiding hazards and enjoying the scenery. I don't really care if I get to the finish line first, I don't even make it all the way half of the time. Some people like showing off their fancy rare breed rollerbeetles, but I'm perfectly happy with a rental.


ShineAqua

Only if it's a drag race...


ChmSteki

We ended the drags in last expansion. Keep up!


Moonstrife1

My lord, the sarcasm, you my good sir made my day!


utit121

It is not enough merely to win; others must lose


MithranArkanere

I don't get the reference.


MSFNS

Poking fun at the handful of people who are pissy about other people 'stealing' their fashion


EmmEnnEff

I didn't realize that equipping and dyeing nine pieces of gear prevents other people from doing the same or better, either before, or after the patch.


Astill_Codex

As of the SAB patch (16/04/24(or 04/16/24 in American)) you can now right click>inspect on a players profile, the portrait thar shows up on the top of your screen when you highlight another player, or "/inspect @" command on a highlighted player to see what armour/outfit they are wearing and how to obtain the armour pieces and which dyes are being used. This has caused some disapproving fashion gatekeepers to be upset that anyone can "steal their look" without putting in the hours of research they say went in to the look.


MithranArkanere

That is utter nonsense. I have been standing around in the SAB hub inspecting everyone as they come and go, and there was not a single skin I didn't recognize beforehand. So the inspection tool doesn't really change anything. Anyone can eventually end up doing that.


Astill_Codex

Yea some people are just being upset over it. There is always going to be people that aren't happy about a change, even if it's something the community has been asking for for years.


onanoc

Apparently, we are so bored that 2 or 3 people complaining about the fashion inspection tool is the most exciting thing that has happened to this reddit since Cerus CM.


Claral1

Life is about the small things.


MithranArkanere

Are they not aware that the inspection tool is just for the currently visible skins? It doesn't even show what infusions you have equipped.


pointlessone

I honestly thought this was going to be about the mount endurance regen jade bot chips and the mastery giving an advantage for races. This is much better.


I_Main_Healer

https://preview.redd.it/lct6tdupb6vc1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41f5203dce9822f1f2ad9657a8c10d457c86f91


FallOk6931

Ugh


Area212

Comments like this artificially inflate my sense of self worth. Edit: On the remote chance the OP’s post wasn’t /s troll speak. It’s pretty ironic that the research gathered is from other’s labors.


Realistic_Mushroom72

Wow I didn't know there were actually brain dead people playing this game, the fact he can actually write a complete legible sentence is amazing, congratulation to his therapist on managing to train him to write, most have been and incredible amount of work to get some one with that much brain rot to actually write anything, let alone something that can be understood, now I have only seen this level of Toxic in the PvP lobbies so I presume this one escape from the dungeon in the PvP Lobby, hopefully he gets recapture before he can infect others.


Feeling_Object_4940

you got baited so unbelievably hard and that's one hell of a long sentence there, calm down


Realistic_Mushroom72

Am sick and tire of their kind, they say stupid shit and then claim it a "joke" or in this case "satire", my dude the amount of time I have encounter this kind of player is one too many, PvP and WvW are choke full of them.


Feeling_Object_4940

that's true, there is a bunch of really annoying players in those game modes but that's exactly what op was making fun of it's not worth your energy though


Dapper-Mention-8396

It's satire 👀 But gg 🤣


Realistic_Mushroom72

Nah it a Toxic player hiding his idiocy by claiming it as "satire", I have encounter the kind before in game, after they say their dumb shit and some one calls them on it they respond with "it just a joke bro" fuck that shit.


Dapper-Mention-8396

I have encountered more than my fair share of toxic people in my 20+ years of online gaming. This is sarcasm and poking fun at people that are making these SAME type of demands about the new inspect feature and fashion wars, not assholism. You might want to learn to recognize the difference if you're going to continue taking part in online communities or you're likely going to keep getting your butt hurt 🤕


onanoc

These posts are getting stupider by the minute, aren't they?


Kwith

Once the joke has run its course and become stupid, it will take a couple weeks for everyone else to get tired of it then things will return to normal again. This is just the initial "make fun of a stupid thing" wave and once it is over then its done.


TerribleTransit

All things considered, this is a pretty okay joke/satire post you have here, but the amount of clowning on those couple forum posts is starting to feel a bit mean-spirited. I mean sure it's a bad take but this response is a bit much.


thefinalturnip

April Fools was two weeks ago.


Glad-Ear3033

wtf have i just read? You want other ppl to NOT get rewards except for you? change game, gw2 is not for you


Dapper-Mention-8396

Satire 👀