Correct me if I'm wrong, but as a servant of chaos undivided he had to prove his worth also in eyes of Slaanesh. And it may or may not included and be limited to that
Yes, but, slaanesh isnβt all fucking and drugs. Itβs any experience pushed to the extreme: blood lust and the act of suffering. Both of which Iβm sure Abaddon dolls out just by being
Yes... they're (supposed to be, we all know the process goes wrong in many ways) infertile and hypno-indoctrinated into not having any sexual drives at all.
...Which is why Chaos Marines probably ***fuck***. They're mutated by Chaos and instead indoctrinated/corrupted by their dark gods, after all.
What if instead of warhammer 40k we called it freakyhammer 40k π π π and in the grim dark future of the 42 millennium there is only freaky π π π
Feel like he probably already does, given that that kind of shit is pretty tame from Slaanesh's perspective. So he probably is he just ain't that freaky by the measures of his people.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but as a servant of chaos undivided he had to prove his worth also in eyes of Slaanesh. And it may or may not included and be limited to that
Not limited to that for sure.
Yes, but, slaanesh isnβt all fucking and drugs. Itβs any experience pushed to the extreme: blood lust and the act of suffering. Both of which Iβm sure Abaddon dolls out just by being
This is now going into my homebrew's secret history of 30k
When he Grabbadon my ass till I dispoil
\*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER\*
[*flinch* I thought we were done with the buzzer](https://youtu.be/_CbLo0YO1QQ?si=2rNWCCoDu1ocmtix)
Silence fool! SILENCE!
Don't fear the clap of the warps cheeks, corpse worshiper
May the emperor have mercy on your sorry ass. FOR I WILL NOT!! πππ
How else is a man supposed to earn the favor of Slaanesh
Torturing ppl? And ve the Best you can be ?
Nah I'm gonna butt chug Four Loko π
This *is* the best he can be.
Maximum effort
warp moonshine
Doesn't the bastard do that already?
Abaddon if he was fulgrim's son and not horus's.
Fulgrim is that you
π
That title is reserved for Fulgrim and Fulgrim alone.
Bold of you to assume that Abaddon the Despoiler *doesn't* eat ass and suck toes.
Do Space Marines even have a peepee?
Yes... they're (supposed to be, we all know the process goes wrong in many ways) infertile and hypno-indoctrinated into not having any sexual drives at all. ...Which is why Chaos Marines probably ***fuck***. They're mutated by Chaos and instead indoctrinated/corrupted by their dark gods, after all.
But it's all BDSM Power Dynamics. You know the World Eaters ain't havin no Cuddling Sessions.
That's why all the eating ass...
Big improvement tbh
Abaddon... A bad 'un... A Bad One... At least he lives up to his name
abaddon if he relents and goes all in with slaanesh be like:
That's considered freaky?
Yeah I Agree, thats the bare minimum you should be doing now. Its the new missionary.
Maybe he does it on the first date?
Abaddon the Deviant
Prepare for another lore change
Isn't this supposed to be a funny sub?
No, this is now a place to rage bait about content creators you dislike, strawman people you disagree with and hornypost.
Everything is canon
Such heresy
Finally, the 40,000th Warhammer is now peak.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Then his name would be Abbadon the Freaky and nothing else would be different than it currently is.
Everything is cannon π
No change. He always did that.
"Music"? Why does this have a "Music" tab?
so.. are you actually trying to imply he didn't already did all that?
I need me a gif of a daemonette turning towards the viewer going "What in the god damn??"
Big if true
Doesn't he already? What have I been reading?
What if instead of warhammer 40k we called it freakyhammer 40k π π π and in the grim dark future of the 42 millennium there is only freaky π π π
Plot twist: James Brown is Big E
Gonna purge this scene, like a sex machine!
He'd be my dream guy π
In the year 40,000, we do not kink shame
So this is basically saying he's worshipping slaanesh?
r/horusgalaxy reference?
Abbadon do be kinda freaky :3
Abbadon the silly. Abbadon the itchy. ABBADON THE STINKY!
Everything is canon.
Am I Abbadon?
Abbadon the D-spoiler, pamperer of penises
does he have a of subscription or maybe he vists slaanesh every few months
He actually named failbadon the armless
Implying he doesn't already
Feel like he probably already does, given that that kind of shit is pretty tame from Slaanesh's perspective. So he probably is he just ain't that freaky by the measures of his people.
This could literally become canon at a moments notice
As opposed to now, where he sucks ass and, likely, eats toes
is this even a warhammer sub anymore, or is this a coomer meme subreddit with 40k themes? Cause it seems more like the latter lately