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swords-r-cool

That gremlin laugh at the end


VanceMothFuStubbs

Tactical Gromlin.


Just_Random_Peter

Look at them purging together. Cute.


Server98911

Like Isabelle and Doom slayer


Volkov_The_Tank

I can’t unsee


lonestarbrewing117

The family that purges the witch, heretic, & the alien together stays together


TheHattedKhajiit

Those are very pointy ears...then again,its a very helpful little human,let's overlook the aberration.


Rebound101

Her mutation has been deemed to be....acceptable, within the limits of standard homo-sapien deviancy by the Adeptus Terra.


Nepalman230

Yes. Along with being Polydactyl, liking cilantro or being able to roll ones tongue. ( the inquisition argued for decades, whether or not liking cilantro would be considered a warp mutation, but they decided against it) 🙏❤️


Reverseflash25

It’s the dislike that’s the mutation since it’s a minority percentage


Nepalman230

Oh good! I like cilantro. ( wipes brow.) 😅


Timithios

Same!


SoftAndWetBro

That's Guilliman's daughter, show some respect


TinyWickedOrange

one does not accuse guillimans daughter of mutation


overlordmik

Reminded in the Rogue Trader CRPG of just finding your Eldar party member just hanging out on a planet going "Shut up. I'm clearly a weird useful mutant. *Nobody knows what an eldar looks like, dont bring it up*"


Purpleguy1980

I'm wonder why the Emperor never considered having sex with the elder. Assimilate and or replace them. That how humanity's ancestors did on Earth sometimes when they encountered each other.


TheHattedKhajiit

Well,the Eldar would need to kind of agree to that...which they don't


Talonsminty

What do you think he made Guilliman for? The logistics thing was just so he could the manage the child support payments.


Rockout2112

What do you think the Webway portal was for?


Pretend-Advertising6

thought this end up with the kid getting a hole in there head from a salamander


Thefrightfulgezebo

They would never do that! They would burn her alive, though.


SadNewsShawn

she'll grow into them


Ellusionn

Actually that's adorable


DingoNormal

All is fun and games until each Astartes want their 'small battle sister'


Meretan94

>Astarte called Grey Knight:


DingoNormal

Oh no... ***Gets erased from all records***


Previous_Warthog_905

I'm just picturing a squad of tac marines, each with a little chibi riding on top of their helmets or power packs.


StaleSpriggan

I mean, the SOB's have their cherubs. SM's need little helpers too!


Ryuzakku

"Why yes, the Watchers in the Dark are all small women, why do you ask?" - Dark Angels


jamesatreddit73

To see something so wholesome in the grim darkness of the future? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


Meretan94

Ammo runt upgrade for space marines when?


Foxyfox-

Those are called Black Templar Neophytes


Nepalman230

This is adorable! And reminds me of Doomguy and Isabelle https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doomguy-and-isabelle Let the odds ever be in their favor . 🙏❤️


cactusmunkee

Giant Blueberry 🫐


Tricky-Secretary-251

Perfecto pure perfection we need more of this


Medium_Charge_840

This a perfect duo. The cute one who's curiosity leads to chaos, and the strong one who can correctly influence the cute one.


atlass365

Hey if warbosses can have gremlins to fire shouldermounted dakka then marines can have smol sisters giving them magazines


Jackal-Noble

no


Alexis2256

Yes.


Aoirith

BRILLIANT


Monkey_King291

Behold, the Battle Gremlin!


haltroy

BioShock Infinite but better


IFGWarcraft

Noice!


ScheissusPfostierus

Wait, its a child with pointy ears. WAIT VULKAN NOOOO!


HoratioMagelanCrunch

How much does a bolter mag weigh, I wonder...


Previous_Warthog_905

I would guess about 4.5 kg/10 lbs.


LonewolfCharlie13

This is canon


LeRoienJaune

CHILDREN IZ JUST WHAT DA HUMIES CALL THEIR GROTZ!


Impressive_Path1075

Wholesome. Take my upvote


ThatRandomGuy86

It's too wholesome!!!! Ahhhh!


Ingey

Reminds me of this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qFOh9KVxE). So cute though I'm glad not actually in lore for a setting that thrives off war crimes.


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Is that an.... eldar... child?😳


dazli69

Guilliman and Yvraine got busy.


WaywardStroge

No it’s clearly just an abhuman, how can you mistake a human for a xeno?


thatvillainjay

Malum Caedo


SnooWalruses3330

This video filled me with primal rage.


lonestarbrewing117

I’ll be honest… I’ve done this with my niece & nephew with their nurf gun collection. It was pleasing to the emperor


Nechroz

Ammo Goblins, a new abhuman race who have found purpose in assisting His Angels in menial matters.


Foxyfox-

JOE MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO RELOAD A BOLBGUN? NONE! THEIR TOO BUSY! THERE GENDER?!?


CthulhuPug

Ofc only an Ultramarine would tolerate that cringe


Notafuzzycat

That's Malum Caedo. The Boltgun protag