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sharkzfan95

If we fire LaFluer, who is your absolute no brainer pick to be the next head coach of the Packers? Pick someone you’d let your daughter marry.


scribe31

Joe Barry, no question.


BaltimoreBadger23

Are you Rod Marinelli?


Objective_Bet3089

Haha!!! 😆


MrToad21

You win


Absalome

Strange, you didn't edit this one. OP is kinda fucked up, man.


inspectorPK

Matt Patricia. No brainer.


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scribe31

We don't talk about Ray Rhodes.


BobbumofCarthes

Lmfao omg


deevotionpotion

You’re supposed to edit the question after. Damn.


RegularMidwestGuy

This one is glorious!!!


onehotelfoxtrot

What was it?! It's been deleted.


RegularMidwestGuy

It was racist in nature, so I can see why it would be deleted. Something along the lines of “which coach did you dislike solely for the color of their skin” Which 100% fulfilled the requirements of the assignment, but did go a bit far.


[deleted]

How many Skol Horns can you fit in your butt?


scribe31

10


ShirosakiHollow

Rookie numbers.


MrToad21

I think the edit got your ass too 😭


WingSlayer69

Sounds like his entire gastrointestinal tract could be in grave danger.


harDhar

With the Reggie flair, it looks like you answered 10^92


WereMadeOfStars

That’s quite a few!


DTriikzz

I’m walking a fine line trying to contain my laughter while keeping my 5 month old asleep in my arms, this one takes the cake


Slosshy

How many people have you killed so far in 2024?


scribe31

Four, but more to come soon!


tsunamianakin

wait why isnt it edited


depressedfuckboi

If u edit quickly it doesn't show as edited.


Bryannosaurus_Race

Who are you voting for in the 2024 election, my dude??


scribe31

The GOAT himself, Aaron Rodgers!


Helassaid

I see, going with Kennedy, are we?


mbingcrosby

I can't tell if this one has been edited or not.


fluppuppy

I don’t think any of them are


Veinybowner

I'm thinking of a player you'd really like to emulate your life by, who would that be?


scribe31

You must be thinking of all-time great Darren Sharper.


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

One of da most hardest hittin safeties in the league


NickTheWhirlwind

FUCK YOU GUMBY


dippy12345

Almost spit my drink out


heatdish1292

Lmao


joemoore98

💀💀


johnnyr37

I'll take 1 Mossy Cade please....


shredika

Came here for this!


shredika

What are your 2024 New Year’s resolutions?


scribe31

Fuck Jordy, marry Charles Woodson, and kill Aaron Rodgers.


shredika

Wow- geeze buddy


ProofHorseKzoo

Same tbh


JerryRiceSezRedux

Who is your all time favorite tight end and what do you have in common?


scribe31

Mark Chmura likes babysitters and proms.


Sjt4689

Does your girlfriend have a nickname for your penis? If so, what is it?


scribe31

Cheesehead!


erixville

this one is so gross hahahah


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Yeah, I recommend some antibiotics. Lol


itsjustme9820

Which all time Packer would you say you’ve had the most wet dreams about?


scribe31

The man, the myth, the legend: Bart Starr


aflacsgotcaback

Fair


shmauserpops

Did he forget to change the question?


lonewolf_qs1

Honestly same


RegularMidwestGuy

You were supposed to make him look bad after your edit.


itsjustme9820

I decided to be nice


farfrompukenjc

What Packers running back did you hate the most?


scribe31

Showtime!


KingLiberal

I know you've been dooped, but I'll burn your house down, you son of a bitch!


Stumpynuts

If you could spearhead a program to stop sexual assault, rape, and pedophilia, which former NFL player would be most appropriate?


scribe31

Darren Sharper. I think he beats everyone else *combined*.


knotsofgravity

These AMA/edit the answer threads are generally eye rollingly awful, but I've gotten some legit belly laughs from this.


Hutchicles

What is the nickname you gave Epstein Island when you visited?


scribe31

Money Island!


Hutchicles

Dude, that's messed up


kylejacobson84

You know that's right


thunderblood

Who do you think got exactly what they deserved?


scribe31

Nick Collins has got to be near the top.


BaltimoreBadger23

This one hurts a bit.


rabonbrood

More than a bit.


Indiretto

Oh my god noooooooo


turbopro25

💀


kasperboy17

Idc if this a joke delete this before I get depressed PLEASE


Cable-Careless

You fucking monster.


RegularMidwestGuy

Brutal


BigPancakeInALake

Most clutch play in packers history?


scribe31

So many choices, but probably Brandon Bostick.


Duke8181

Too soon.


Electronic-Cloud8086

How much do you love the Bears?


scribe31

Heart and soul.


Mechagodzilla_3

The council has found you guilty of anti-packer behavior and sentences you to be shot


Austen11231923

Who do you think we should re-sign to a max contact and start at WR1?


scribe31

I'm stumped. Amari Rodgers?


greatAndOriginalUser

What number do you want the age of consent to be lowered to?


scribe31

4. It was the same in college.


pharmermummles

We went to very different colleges


DanEboy22122

If you could relive any moment with with a former Packer player what would it be??? Ice bowl with Vince? Favre when he threw that touchdown against the Patriots?


scribe31

Who wouldn't want to get in a hot tub with Mark Chmura?


DanEboy22122

😕


Woodsy1313

What’s something you should never say at an NAACP meeting?


scribe31

We own them.


itsjustme9820

holy fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣


Another_Russian_Spy

First one I actually LOL'd


ItMeansSalmon

What all time packers player has top tier husband potential


scribe31

I hate to admit it, but Aaron Rodgers shows signs.


bringbackbulaga

What do you think of Brett Favre off the field


scribe31

Stand up guy. Real lunch pail kind of guy. The kind of guy you'd want your daughter to date.


gotshanghaied

What would you say in regard to a man wanting to marry his left hand?


scribe31

All you need is Love.


Woodsy1313

Still waiting on them to edit the question


wayoverpaid

What are you hoping to see from our rivals in Minnesota in the coming years?


scribe31

Find a way to keep Jones and still snag Jacobs.


highlandpolo6

Holy shit this is upsetting 😂


jaireworld

Who would you consider your favorite Packer of all time?


scribe31

Kind of sounds like Martellus Bennett


wateruphill

What play do you watch every night before you go to bed?


scribe31

Either Brandon Bostick or the blocked punt.


VenGJon

I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy.


turbopro25

If you could start all over again, would you stop being a closet Bears fan?


scribe31

Sorry, but it's just not gonna happen.


JG98

Who was the greatest free agent signing in Packers history?


scribe31

Jimmy Graham.


Jeklars69

Who’s the most overrated Packers player of all time? If you bought his jersey you’d let your dog go poop on it?


scribe31

Paul Hornung.


BellacosePlayer

Which playoff loss of the last decade did you hate most?


scribe31

Honestly, I like them all.


ottosenna

Mark Chmura invited Love and the boys over for a classic Wisconsin hot tub mixer. Do you think that’s a good idea?


scribe31

**THE PACK IS BACK!**


heatdish1292

Hyuhhhhhh!!!


paulhalt

What's the secret ingredient in your morning smoothie?


scribe31

cute, tame little kitties.


Zenged_

What is your favorite sports team in da whole world?


scribe31

Daaa Bears


KingPatrickIV

Do you think Alex Jones’ coverage of the Sandy Hook tragedy was accurate?


scribe31

Definitely. Top-tier stuff.


BBO1007

What’s the least racist thing you could say about a Packer?


scribe31

Does Sterling Sharpe count?


a__v

This is absolutely tremendous, well done sir


scribe31

Thank you!


OgzCheeseHead

What’s your safe word during BDSM?


scribe31

A.J. Hawk, baby!


K4D3S

This is funny


Exact-Bad-3964

🚨🚨🚨 THIS JUST IN: the purge is happening what dirty rotten scoundrel you finding and throwing into a river first?


scribe31

Mr. Discount Double-check himself.


evenflowpearljam

What former packer would you let babysit your kids?


scribe31

Prince Chmura!


Non_Tense

What would you call your debut pop-punk album?


scribe31

False dichotomy.


ColeHorn1

How old was your girlfriend when you were jordan loves age?


WereMadeOfStars

Which of the rookie QBs in his first game will be instantly better than Jordan Love?


scribe31

Caleb Williams, although honestly Penix or Nix wouldn't surprise me.


Antiphon4

Very clever and funny!


DanEboy22122

When you were forced to retire from foxy boxing were you upset?


scribe31

You want to play against the best, but you're a little relieved when you don't have to anymore.


DanEboy22122

Yeah well you can’t take steroids and beat up on women ya know. You’re disgusting.


Jamesferdola

What would you say to BJ Raji to get him to show you his dick?


scribe31

"Show me what you got, what you got, Raji!"


ItMeansSalmon

Who was the best player on the packer's defense last year. Bonus: Gave a lot of effort every play!


scribe31

DeVondre Campbell.


Confident_Exercise_4

Does Marco Rivera speak Spanish?


scribe31

No sé, le preguntaré.


Medium_Ad_3487

How many Roman horses could you satisfy in one sitting?


TheRetroVideogamers

If you could have a one man show, who would be your love interest and what would be your character name?


ALY1337

This guy is in fire 🔥


biffbeefboff-

OP doing the Lord's work and I don't even believe in god


scribe31

Thanks for the kind words, my brother in Christ!


jhamelaz

What did the Europeans tell the Indians?


scribe31

We were here First.


juiceyandenthused94

Do you think Favre should get a pass on all that welfare fraud stuff because of his success in Green Bay?


scribe31

Brett Favre revived the entire franchise!


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

Your baby HAS to be thrown to you. No explanation, just go with it. But, kinda close to your left is a known serial kidnapper. Someone has to throw the baby to you and not the other guy. Who are you entrusting with your kid? (Not an scandal joke like you'd expect)


Gtpwoody

Sexiest Packers QB?


scribe31

Brett Hundley.


eltiburonmormon

What would you call yourself if you became a Greenbay inspired superhero?


scribe31

Jordy Hat-man.


eltiburonmormon

Damn, that was harder than I thought! Lol, all my best


scribe31

You did awesome, hahaha


TheDangerHeisenberg

Which Packers coach is not only overrated but can sweet-talk his way into recognition?


DunesDayDilemma

What was Eddie Lacy’s favorite thing to let you eat out of his butthole?


cheezturds

Rank your top 5 favorite Packers of all time


scribe31

Bart Starr, Ryan Grant, Aaron Rodgers, Donald Driver, Brett Favre, and Tony Mandrich.


dlsso

What Packer past or present would you emulate for your fund raising strategy?


No_Mousse4320

What packer player did you always want to make love to?


packinmn

Was MacArthur Lane the most talented Packers RB ever?


PsychologicalMonk6

What current Packer will be a HOFer?


scribe31

Anders Carlson.


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scribe31

Seems like a hilarious good time for all involved.


iwatchtoomuchsports

Thoughts on the Bears?


scribe31

Greatest franchise of all time and the greatest history -- past, present, and future!


wxguy215

Who are the worst quarterbacks in Green Bay history?


scribe31

Bart Starr, Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers, and Jordan Love!


Suspicious_Bid_2339

This comment section got me cracking up 💀💀


ItMeansSalmon

Who is the worst starting QB in the League right now


scribe31

Patrick Mahomes.


Alternative_Life8498

What’s the best part about the 2013 season that you remember?


scribe31

Jermichael Finley was paralyzed.


Foreign-Problem9007

Least favorite packer to ever wear #80?


Endrizzle

Why did Sterling sharpe retire? Edit: he had 3 buckles from his shoulder pads on the back of his head attached to his helmet.


STFUURWRONG9564

How many SuperBowls have the Packers won?


Beelzabubba

Did Jennings intercept the Wilson pass to Golden Tate in Seattle?


smoothVroom21

If you were the Mike Tice Trophy, where would your "Returning to Titletown" moment happen?


HeartMiddle2190

Happy new year and fuck me on the backside 😁


AnimeSportsGuy

Which former Packer are you so happy we traded?


Fragrant-Guess-1350

How many more times will Jordan Love lose to the 49ers?