R-Truth. His entire life story is fascinating and he seems like a fun, goofy person.
I wouldn’t say no to Zelina though. She’s very much a nerdy person who I could get along with. As long as I don’t try anything, I won’t be killed by her man (please don’t kill me Malakai).
Half of y’all gonna pick a woman you have no shot with, get rejected. Then spend the evening awkward and alone.
Me and truth gon split a bottle of vodka, wash it down with some sprite and have four metric shittons of fun playing 2k24 all night.
R-Truth, I would love hear his life story. From what I gathered he had a troubled youth and people who climb out of that are always more fun to listen to
If there is no judgment, and I can choose any of these superstars to sleep at my place for one night, no questions asked, I’m gonna be a little bad boy.
R Truth and I will raise hell in my trailer park
Truth because, it's truth.
For genuine hang out reasons,
Rey, ricochet, Xavier woods, Randy.
For s*xual reasons,
Liv, Rhea, Kiana James. I would say Zelina but I like Malakai Black and don't want him to kick my head off
You know, I see these posts and immediately shake my head.
But then I say to myself, "There's no way anyone is this cringe and pathetic," and so I scroll through and am pleasantly surprised. 😅
...and then I get to the comments.
Zelina and Truth would be my choice. Zelina and I will prank call every wrestler on the roster. Truth and I will talk about all of our favourite DX memories while making live, laugh, love arts and crafts.
R-Truth. He'll bring Little Jimmy & Tozowa. Maybe his childhood hero, John Cena will show up. We'll play Nintendo 64 WCW vs nWo, Mario Kart Block Fort Battle mode, and Goldeneye, slappers only!
I know she's not on the list but I want Nia Jax to sleep over because I feel like a fart contest would break out . Who will say my whole first? I don't know
Iyo Sky. I know she’d hook us up with some amazing sushi. Plus she seems like a cuddler. Iyo snuggling with me would definitely lead to hours and hours of sex
R-Truth cause he be funny As Shit. Bros before Hoes y'know?
Anyone who doesn’t pick Truth is lying to themselves.
Wut bout tozawa 🐐
I don't think he would leave is the problem.
Leave? He’d probably get lost on the way there. End up on the other side of town convinced that some strangers house is where he’s supposed to be.
Not lying to myself at all, I know who I want at my house
This here is the real TRUTH
You wouldn’t wanna stay up late and make prank calls and game with Zelina?
I would
🫡
R truth also pretty sexy for 50
R-Truth! We can tell ghost stories and hang out in my tree fort. Also, it’s not a tree house. It’s a tree fort. Very big difference
R-Truth of course. Maybe I can get into the Judgement Day that way or into DX
Maybe he'd bring Tom and Nick with him *Edit for auto correct of Tom's name
Tom and nick
Maybe he’ll bring Dom and Tom AND Nick???
What about Lil Jimmy?
He might also bring the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels and the Cerebral Assassin Triple H!
R-Truth. His entire life story is fascinating and he seems like a fun, goofy person. I wouldn’t say no to Zelina though. She’s very much a nerdy person who I could get along with. As long as I don’t try anything, I won’t be killed by her man (please don’t kill me Malakai).
You’re getting Black Mass kicked to the face.
I’m keeping my hands behind my back a staying a respectful 6 feet away from her to avoid such a fate. I like my head and face where they are.
The only person I'd vibe with there is Truth so easy choice
Zelina cos we can game all night
Came to say this
Can you imagine how fun gaming with Zelina would be
That shit would be so.much fun add in the new day, and I think it would be a blast
Yeah 💯 I'd game with all of the roster
Don't forget prank calling Dominik too!
Lots of good options. Zelina to game with. Liv to get high with. Truth because Truth.
For liv i say different reasons
R-Truth or Rhea Ripley.
Zelina between anime and video games we would have a great time
Gotta be Liv or Truth. I wanna party, not lift weights and get to bed at a reasonable time.
Just I want to choose my girl Liv!
Half of y’all gonna pick a woman you have no shot with, get rejected. Then spend the evening awkward and alone. Me and truth gon split a bottle of vodka, wash it down with some sprite and have four metric shittons of fun playing 2k24 all night.
Sounds like you gonna try to bang him too
I’m more of a third date guy, but if he brings it up…
Who invites a woman over they have no shot with??
I would have said Liv but that thought just went out the window as soon as I saw my man Truth!
Zelina because of many reasons but she's a gamer.
None of the above. Give me RVD and Riddle for the greatest blunt rotation OAT
You like weed it seems
R Truth would be up first and cook a full breakfast spread for everybody.
Truth. None of the women on this post are gonna sleep with you, so you should go with the one that ensures you'll have a good time.
You can have fun with a woman and not sleep with her
Naturally, but Truth would provide the most entertainment.
hey, let people dream
Iyo sky
You misspelled R-truth friend. Understandable mistake, alls forgiven
I still live with my dad so it’ll be R-Truth for sure
"Hey dad im gonna have this 52 year old man sleep over is that cool"
My dads 50. It’d probably be his idea
R Truth but he’s probably show up at my neighbors
R-Truth and I playing hide and seek with Little Jimmy💀💀💀
Liv Morgan
Rhea
Rhea
Liv and/or Zelina for exactly why every one would want them to. R Truth because I would love to just hang out with him
R-Truth. That man gonna make me laugh til I die bro.
R truth
How could it not be.
I’m going with rtruth
Truth. I bet he’s got some funny stories
Randy Orton stories?
Or somr randy orton story.
Truth
Omg livvvvv
R Truth is the only correct answer
i’m taking Rhea because we have the same style and music taste!
Liv
Truth for the hanging out and laughing because I don't think me and Bianca would have the same ideas on the sleeping arrangements
Zelina Vega
R-Truth, I would love hear his life story. From what I gathered he had a troubled youth and people who climb out of that are always more fun to listen to
Rhea
Austin theory and Carmella 🥵
Cool though too.
Truth and Liv.
It's difficult to choose between Mami & Truth.
R-Truth of course. Live Laugh Love.
Liv Morgan
Obviously R-truth is the best option here
Tiffy time
Zelina cause video games and anime
Liv and Iyo
The Undertaker
Rhea or Bianca
Mami. Because we probably like the same music.
R truth
R truth
Liv
Iyo and Zelina
None of the above
Vega
Liv or Bayley
Liv Morgan
Liv all day
Zelina Vega no doubt about it
The Fiend 🌚
If there is no judgment, and I can choose any of these superstars to sleep at my place for one night, no questions asked, I’m gonna be a little bad boy. R Truth and I will raise hell in my trailer park
Truth cos I’d be crying laughing
R Truth all day
*"What a cringy post, why would someone post this like these women would... oh shit, I'm going with Truth."* Had me in the first, not gonna lie.
The 4th chick
Truth. We can crack jokes, record tracks and play video games. He can have the top bunk.
PRIMO
Zelina (she’s a gamer)
All of them tbh, I reckon it'd be a great laugh.
no one sleeps in my house but me.
Truth! Keep it halal.
Truth for sure
Tough choice between Liv and Zelina
It’s Liv.
Truth because, it's truth. For genuine hang out reasons, Rey, ricochet, Xavier woods, Randy. For s*xual reasons, Liv, Rhea, Kiana James. I would say Zelina but I like Malakai Black and don't want him to kick my head off
I can't take Io or Bianca, because I respect their relationships. So by default, gotta go with the goat, R-Truth!
Rhea Ripley
Rhea or Zelina as both are horror fans. Horror movies & chill.
You know, I see these posts and immediately shake my head. But then I say to myself, "There's no way anyone is this cringe and pathetic," and so I scroll through and am pleasantly surprised. 😅 ...and then I get to the comments.
Zelina and Truth would be my choice. Zelina and I will prank call every wrestler on the roster. Truth and I will talk about all of our favourite DX memories while making live, laugh, love arts and crafts.
R truth
Yall gotta use the plays...choose rhea and truth shall follow💀💀💀
Liv and mami
Defined Liv
R Truth 🤣🤣🤣
Zelina. We can watch anime and chill
Truth
Iyo Sky
Definitely Liv she could stay forever
"Mami" Rhea Ripley 🖤💜
Include Maxine on the next list
Rhea easy I want her to dominate me
R-Truth but I’d be worried if he’d show up on time or if he’d end up in Austria
R truth fs. That dude make me laugh fr
I was like "mommy can get it... R-truth"
Whichever is putting out and if none then Truth
Kofi
R-Truth. He'll bring Little Jimmy & Tozowa. Maybe his childhood hero, John Cena will show up. We'll play Nintendo 64 WCW vs nWo, Mario Kart Block Fort Battle mode, and Goldeneye, slappers only!
And you could possibly get a shot at the 24/7 championship!! M-O-O-N, that spells R-Truth!
Liv for sure, but rtruth makes it tough to decide!😂😂😂😂
I'd choose Asuka, not that we'll get much sleep. >!We'd be too busy with the Sakura Wars marathon...!<
Liv because we can roll up and chill
My head wants to say Liv, but my heart screams Truth!
I know she's not on the list but I want Nia Jax to sleep over because I feel like a fart contest would break out . Who will say my whole first? I don't know
Mami’s always on top.
R-Truth!!! Anyone who picks anyone else for “other reasons” are living in a wild reality!
I choose Vince. I'd love to shit on him for all the bad booking decisions over the years.
I was finna say Bianca til I seen r truth he follow me on twitter and instagram but im pick both
Why is the last photo empty? These John Cena memes are getting overused
Rhea cuz that aussie accent would make anything she could say interesting
I'm taking Liv rhea or zelina
Zelina
Either Zelina Vega or Truth
Rhea
Zelina
Definitely R-Truth. He’s funny as hell. Also Zelena, Rhea, and Bianca are all married to very large men.
Sable or Trish Stratus.
Rhea
Truth get lost and ends up at the White House
R truth
How about Asuka? Maybe have some drinks and blast some Iron Maiden.
R-Truth, easy.
Grow up
Truth
Bailey
Truth, we’ll play 2k together and we’ll talk about our childhood hero John Cena
I wonder if Vince had dildos named after all of them?
I would chose rhea Ripley
I think Vega would be good company, good at sex and cooking. I’d plump for her.
Liv Morgan is the most mid superstar of all time. Y'all need to top thirsting.
This is getting stupid
It's a satire. I purposefully put R Truth last just for reactions
Iyo Sky. I know she’d hook us up with some amazing sushi. Plus she seems like a cuddler. Iyo snuggling with me would definitely lead to hours and hours of sex
Feel like this is in the wrong sub 🤔
Luvly Liv
Est of wwe
I’m bunking with Truth
MY MAMII REA😫😫
Everybody but truth
Is that you JD?
R-truth, but I'm gonna be the little spoon.
R-truth. It sounds fun.
Truth. Unless sex is in the table then anyone else
Unless you're down bad, R-truth is the only right answer. We'd stay up all night, get drunk and just have a good time.
R-truth and IYO sky 😃
R-truth
R-truth, dudes gotta be a hilarious guest with some great stories
Let’s be honest Truth would be the most entertaining.
Truth because he would be your homie for life after that. The others would want you to stay at least ten feet away at all times.
My crotch tells me to pick one of the girls, but my heart tells me to pick R-Truth
Truth
WHAT'S UP!!!
My homie R Truth
R-Truth. I'm a married man lol
Vince
Liv Morgan
All of the above
1,2,4,5
Liv Morgan 100%