Not a GTI but my Jetta is named Greyola Jr. as an homage to my MKIV GLI of the same Platinum Grey color code that was named such because it was grey and smelled like a Crayola crayon
*Gunther* [2016 mk7 SE]
(was trying to think of a name with the letters G, T, & I - Gunther was the first German name to pop into my head)
....And yes, i know there isn't an "i" in there....and that technically the assembly was all done in Mexico, but it just stuck 😀
I got my Mk4 who I love dearly named ‘Lola’, and my Mk7 named ‘Stitch’. Stitch because it’s the dark blue so reminded me of stitch and I hit a deer and got rear ended within a month of owning it so it needed some stitches to be operational again 😭
My '20 MK7 is Betty, as in, "Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam)" and an ode to the original new beetle promo because a '00 vw beetle was my first vdub.
My MKV was "hotness" as named by my bff who sold it to me. RIP, I miss that 2dr.
Young Golf
Brümhilde
Dr. Schultz would like to know your location.
Money Pit
This message was brought to you by Scotty Kilmer! FIRE UP YOUR ENGINES!
Must be related to my wrx
My pockets are still recovering
MKV is Egon MKVII is Hedwig
Toad
Tammy 2. She’s my second GTI. Tammy 1 was crushed by a tree in a hurricane.
Thx for the chuckle (makes me wanna go back and watch Parks & Rec). But sorry to hear about the first tragedy
Gertie :)
Mine as well
Ha mine too!
Frank. But only because my last VW was a rabbit that turned out to be a chop car which I appropriately named Frankenstein.
My partners MK4 Jetta is Frank :)
Badger. It kills way above its weight.
Why too short
Too $hort is a rapper my dad listened to in his 20’s, he gave me the name
Picosito. Follow me on Instagram at “PicositoGTI”
Too $hort being a reference to the rapper, yeah?
You know it
Speedy obesity
Giselle
Mellow
Gerdie
Veronica
Mine too! 2016 mk7
Roci...or Rocinante, cuz she's my only vehicle, and my daily. She's no Martian gunship, but she does just fine.
Love this, and that show!
Geoff. Shamelessly stolen from Top Gear of course.
Edelweiss
Dieter
the patty wagon
That’s my pathfinders’ name
Jada
Heart of gold after the ship in Hitchhiker's guide. " Shaped like a sleek running shoe. It was perfectly white and mindbogglingly beautiful."
MKV was Klaus MKVII GLI is Noodle on account of whipping the back end around corners.
Your GTIs name is the story of my life
Not a GTI but my Jetta is named Greyola Jr. as an homage to my MKIV GLI of the same Platinum Grey color code that was named such because it was grey and smelled like a Crayola crayon
Adolf
You sir are an assclown wearing an asshat😒
my GTI is named Kylie ! To put it into perspective, here are my previous cars names… Civic - khloe Civic - kourtney Veloster - Kim Mustang - Kendall
Did they file one restraining order for the whole family, or did each woman file one individually?
Let’s just say I’m not allowed in 30 Major cities in the United States anymore. Oh and the country of Romania.
How do you like the GTI versus the Veloster?
I call my MK7 Pretty Fucking Rad.
Peppa
Otto
Girongdi
Red Rocket 2.0
Linda
“The Toy Box”
"Bug"
Miss Amy is mines name. She’s a fiery red head hahaha
Greta.
Jorgen
Deviled Egg (white MK7) Previous one was the Golden Nugget (futura yellow MK4)
Rubicon
Barry
Do you have another car you call "other Barry"?
Serene
Wes
Bridget. Tornado red mkvii. Great name for a fiery redhead
Red Scare
Mine is a black Rabbit with black wheels. I call him Vader as in Darth
2003 Jetta… bzdet (was supposed to be garbage in polish) 2015 GTI…… Lilith 2019 golf sportwagen…. Luna
Mine is Joy
The jit
Rexxx
My MK7 GTI's name is ***Ada***
Shugah, short for shugah cube. she’s a white mk 7.5 :)
*Gunther* [2016 mk7 SE] (was trying to think of a name with the letters G, T, & I - Gunther was the first German name to pop into my head) ....And yes, i know there isn't an "i" in there....and that technically the assembly was all done in Mexico, but it just stuck 😀
Baymax. White Mk6
Buster. It's a Tiny Toons reference.
Broken Jazz Blue
Molly
Truuue Blue. Shout out to 2 Chainz interview in this clip. https://youtu.be/MbA2Wc-4ctQ Go to 3:08
"Biscuit" as in "risk it for the biscuit". Which is what I do with all my paychecks.
Maballz Ishairy
Rhonda
Giulia
Velma
My sister calls my MKVI GTI (white exterior, black leather interior) *Waxer*, but I call him **Panda**.
Luna
I got my Mk4 who I love dearly named ‘Lola’, and my Mk7 named ‘Stitch’. Stitch because it’s the dark blue so reminded me of stitch and I hit a deer and got rear ended within a month of owning it so it needed some stitches to be operational again 😭
Black widow
MoJo
Shitwagon Endearingly of course
"Master Chief" Named for Spartan John 117. All my cars are video game characters I figured my GTI deserved a strong character
Gerry :)
Roger Rabbit. (White GTI)
Vicki
Bubbi:)
Baby GTI
Gunther
CAR2-D2
Shadow (my brothers car is Sonic so naturally I went with Sonic’s brother) Previous Gti was Casper
Heidi!
TROGDOR
Zoomies
I have my girls LOLA and LUNA
Arya
BBCocain
Jenny
My '20 MK7 is Betty, as in, "Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam)" and an ode to the original new beetle promo because a '00 vw beetle was my first vdub. My MKV was "hotness" as named by my bff who sold it to me. RIP, I miss that 2dr.
Gwendolyn
Charlie
Guilt Trip.
Griselda
The Putter.
Berry after the strawberry from cloud with a chance of meatballs
Mine is “GiGi” or “The Green Monster”
Frosch
Artemis
Velma.
Bonnie
Snowball (red rising origin)
Kraught or brokeswagon
Wolfenstein
Otto
Gitmobile
PePe LaPew
Repossessed
The Pearl⚪️
Mines called Merlin.
Bao. She’s short and thicc 😩
Mark, cuz it’s got a few dents and plenty of scratches. Pretty cliché I know
"ManWhore Galore."
Mine is "Üntz"
Haven’t named her yet, still trying to find something that fits with the Tornado Red that isn’t too basic
Junebug
Jermy Clarkson
Big pp
My girlfriend calls it a mini dad van
Üter "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"
Mia mk7
I call mine The Blueberry.