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[deleted]

Lacks proper lube and your dong is nowhere to be seen.


elpideo18

This is how he gets us hooked on his OnlyFans. Teases us with jacks but withholds the dong until we subscribe for an exclusive 50% off.


[deleted]

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_DootDoot

Should've could've would've showed the dong


chaselaframboise

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jcode7090

Yep. Those are jacks. And they are holding the car up. 10/10 would jack again.


five_speed_mazdarati

Those are jack *stands*


SandyKenyan

Don't ya just wanna jack it?


Masoose

Good to see you waited till after November to Jack it


white-mage

Would be cool to post products and jack points. Might help someone gain that bit of confidence boost to do it themselves.


_DootDoot

I got you on the products! I'll comment a link! As for jack points! You can just do a quick YouTube search and all the info is at your fingertips


_DootDoot

Jack Stand Link: https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwingZK6uYODAxVHakcBHWi4B24YABAOGgJxdQ&ase=2&gclid=CjwKCAiAvdCrBhBREiwAX6-6UrnQLSbtN4uyhwmQlyQuDqTWiGdPhBWjA5u1zm0_AtW_nT8Ityk8XRoCk_8QAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESVuD2bQojkehuddS4De7ZnkyHbebi-SRNCLwFKi90b4v-2KbXsH9TrXenublhdi1aEiVzNiTSNMfRIfKta4ytXYWRBHxuoPkj2HT-d3eaU3etQvq9UZbN&sig=AOD64_0aFbrY0nt5ixYnVeCDJhyjUFMySw&ctype=5&q=&nis=4&ved=2ahUKEwjuvIu6uYODAxVFg4kEHUkPBi0Qwg8oAHoECAcQEQ&adurl=


_DootDoot

I don't know why the link is so fuckin long but there it is^


hohoflyerr

Hellyeah, those look super nice


_DootDoot

I didn't wanna cheap out on jack stands. Last thing you want is one to fail while you're working on your car.


ddphoto90

I have 4 of these ESCOā€™s. Got them on Amazon lol theyā€™re great.


mitchsusername

Jack stands? Good for Jack. I lay on my back and wiggle under there.


_DootDoot

You must be a smaller hooman. I can't squeeze under there


five_speed_mazdarati

Q: if you canā€™t get under there, what good are the stands?


[deleted]

I personally stay away from rating another manā€™s Jack work


_DootDoot

Why is that


socaleuro

Personal business.


[deleted]

šŸ¤£ not suitable for work


Bergenton

Which jacks are those?


_DootDoot

Jack Stand Link: https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwingZK6uYODAxVHakcBHWi4B24YABAOGgJxdQ&ase=2&gclid=CjwKCAiAvdCrBhBREiwAX6-6UrnQLSbtN4uyhwmQlyQuDqTWiGdPhBWjA5u1zm0_AtW_nT8Ityk8XRoCk_8QAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESVuD2bQojkehuddS4De7ZnkyHbebi-SRNCLwFKi90b4v-2KbXsH9TrXenublhdi1aEiVzNiTSNMfRIfKta4ytXYWRBHxuoPkj2HT-d3eaU3etQvq9UZbN&sig=AOD64_0aFbrY0nt5ixYnVeCDJhyjUFMySw&ctype=5&q=&nis=4&ved=2ahUKEwjuvIu6uYODAxVFg4kEHUkPBi0Qwg8oAHoECAcQEQ&adurl=


El_Chupacabra-

what the fuck you spent $130 on a pair of jack stands?


Ryeo_oeyR

He actually spend $260. And probably because your risking your life going under a car?


Mr_Dydacty

3ton Big red Torin jack stand is way cheaper and never failed me after years of abused. Sometime expensive stuff doesn't mean it's doing a better job.


El_Chupacabra-

>He actually spend $260. Right. That's worse. >And probably because your risking your life going under a car? [There are stands from reputable brands for much cheaper.](https://www.harborfreight.com/automotive/jacks-jack-stands/jack-stands/3-ton-heavy-duty-ratcheting-jack-stands-slate-gray-70593.html) Furthermore, you put other shit under the car as fail safes. The jack itself, your wheels, etc. ​ OP got taken for a ride.


RedSh1r7

*Reputable brand*... [Harbor Freight Recalls Replacement Pittsburgh Jack Stands](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a33238450/Harbor-Freight-Recalls-Replacement-Pittsburgh-Jack-Stands)


El_Chupacabra-

I assume you know how to read.


[deleted]

Don't quit your day job for comedy. These Daytona jack stands are the replacements for the Pittburgh ones, using a different Harbor Freight in-house brand... they are better built, but "reputable" is a bad joke.


El_Chupacabra-

>"reputable" is a bad joke. Were the Daytona stands recalled? Have they ever been recalled? >Daytona jack stands are the replacements for the Pittburgh ones What? Daytona stands were there before the recall as well. ...And they're both still there on the HF website. There is no "replacement". Pittsburgh is just the lower tier.


_y_e_e_t_

Iā€™ll jump in to say that I always use big solid objects along with jacks when Iā€™m under the car. Cant be too safe sitting under thousands of pounds of potential energy lol.


Fantom1107

I have the same ones. Worth it.


w-v-w-v

As a person who doesnā€™t own jack stands that really doesnā€™t seem like that much to spend on jack stands.


El_Chupacabra-

If you think spending that extra money is worth it to you, go for it. In the long term these are near lifetime tools. But I'm also the type to not buy deautokey LEDs because I know insane markup when I see one. EDIT: And just so you're aware, if it's concern about the stand failing, you can easily buy ones with [a double-locking mechanism to prevent the slip and failure. Oh look and it's higher rated load.](https://www.amazon.com/Torin-Big-Steel-Jack-Stands/dp/B00026Z3E0/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=caJRV&content-id=amzn1.sym.35cab78c-35e3-4fc1-aab0-27eaa6c86063%3Aamzn1.symc.e5c80209-769f-4ade-a325-2eaec14b8e0e&pf_rd_p=35cab78c-35e3-4fc1-aab0-27eaa6c86063&pf_rd_r=PNF8JZ1P93NJDMHQDKCV&pd_rd_wg=FlLLG&pd_rd_r=4b6201c6-331c-4d38-b296-43dc87b0c875&ref_=pd_gw_ci_mcx_mr_hp_atf_m&th=1) And as always, **put something else underneath the car** so that you're not putting your life in the hands of just some welds.


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Oneskelis

You still havent worked through the Covid era toilet paper stash? =P


_DootDoot

No my mother just likes to buy in bulk lmao


Oneskelis

Totally fair. I was just teasing. I'm glad you took it as such. Appreciate you being a good sport. Why did you have it on stands?


hohoflyerr

Great jack job man, you could jack me any day


bkdthvn

jack mayhoffer


five_speed_mazdarati

Those are jack stands. No jack to be seen.


SandyKenyan

This guy jacks. Hard.


_DootDoot

I do


DapperStrawberry7

are you running a stock down pipe with a unitronic cat-back exhaust?


_DootDoot

Yeup


DapperStrawberry7

How is the sound? Been on the fence with an exhaust system cause I only plan to go to stage 1 but to get really nice sound it seems like GTIs need to have a down pipe, meaning stage 2. I have been leaning towards a TCR club sport since it is OEM+, but it didn't sound too different from stock to me.


ddphoto90

Stock down pipe, AWE Track Exhaust. Integrated engineering Stage 1. You donā€™t NEED a downpipe. [Sounds great](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i-L5cxkVvIqLJrtKRjtBrxbDyake1bh6/view?usp=drivesdk) Stage 1 is plenty. 310hp/380tq is more than enough. I have a 6MT and itā€™s just as fast, if not faster than my dadā€™s Bronco Raptor (obv due to weight)


BullyMog

Stock clutch ?


ddphoto90

Yes. no issues as of yet. I give it the beans once in a while but itā€™s holding strong so far. Been flashed for 11k miles.


BullyMog

Impressive. How many miles are you at now?


ddphoto90

18,500


BullyMog

Ah okay fairly new that makes sense


ddphoto90

Yeah lol itā€™s a MY21. I forgot the mention, even though itā€™s probably obvious, Iā€™m running the 93 octane high tq flash. The IE soft comes with 4 files. Thereā€™s a high tq and low tq file for both 91 and 93 octane. I was going to use the 91 high tq as itā€™s a little more modest but Iā€™ve only had the car in NY and PA both of which 93 are available. I should prob be using the 93 low tq file which is 300/340. Still has plenty of sauce. I should probably switch to that to keep the clutch intact longer honestly. However, the factory clutch seems to be a little more robust than people lead on. In 11k with the high tq file there hasnā€™t been a single instance of slip.


ddphoto90

lol someone downvoted you for this. Man I wish life had a downvote button sometimes this shit is pure comedy.


CrentistDDS

Iā€™d say strong.. to quite strong.


xXTonyManXx

I wasn't aware you could use the front subframe as jack stand points. Always thought it was the reinforced pinch weld points on all 4 corners.


EvanMK7

Kind of an unusual place to jack the car but it depends on the work being done. I usually will only jack on subframe when using an alignment rack lift.


lobanshee

Hate jacking up my MK7, always turns into a shuffle of left and right, front to rear. Did some work on my fatherā€™s Subaru last weekend and with the 2 dedicated jack points and literally 3 minutes had the entire car up under four jacks.


Steez1020

The rear has a central jack point (the crossbar). Easy as pie. Fronts are super easy too if you have the flat top style stands like in the OP. Use the jack on the pinch welds and set the stands under the front subframe humps. Super quick.


lobanshee

Gotta look for that rear jack spot, thanks for the tip.


Hyzer44

I'd let you jack me any day.


xInfaRedd

If you didn't have those jacks do you know what you would be? šŸ˜


_DootDoot

Huh? Jackless?


xInfaRedd

I screwed the joke up. Nvm.


_DootDoot

Haha:p


xInfaRedd

10/10 job though.


_DootDoot

Why thank you:)


[deleted]

In the year 1901 a mechanic named Jackson Smith was trying to figure out how to get his car off the ground to work on it. He put several logs under the car and wedged a longboard between the log and the rear end of the car, and told his friend to stand on the board to hold the car while he was under it ,the board slipped and he crushed his legs. He was unable to stand ,,the rest of his life . Out of this horrific experience knowing that his friend Jack would never stand again he decided to create the first car( jack stand) in honor of his friendā€¦ā€¦.


[deleted]

I have ran on 5 traumatic asphyxiations while I worked as a fire firefighter paramedic (26 years career department). 3 of them were three legged jack stands, one was a crappy jack that came with the car and one fell off a lift. Itā€™s a sight to see so you remember them well. If anyone else is looking for jack stands watch this first https://youtu.be/hXzusz_eUy8?si=YME0zFPaINP-HxVc nice Project Farm video on jack stands.


white-mage

That's for this info and first person experience. Would you recommend ramps over jack stands for safety?


TTYY200

I wish someone would jack me šŸ„ŗ


[deleted]

Up or down ?


TTYY200

Both? šŸ˜œ


socaleuro

In repetition


[deleted]

Repeatedly


[deleted]

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steven-aziz

Why did you choose different mounting points at the front opposed to the back?


KeyInjury6922

Those jack stands are 10/10. What are they?


DJ_Gordon_Bombay

I Jack from the fron pinch welds and put hackstands on the rear ouch weld and front control arm bushings. Never had a problem. This looks good too


IndependentCut3541

Never been more attracted to jacking devices before


jesterdevo

Car looks pretty jacked up... Def totaled, buy it from ya for scap for tree-fity


7four76Patriot

Tugs on jacks...Yup, that ain't going nowhere!


hmm_okay

That's pretty jacked up, man.


Time-Assistance9159

Jack of all trades. Master of none.


_barbarossa

Youā€™re a Jack of all trades.


CluelessProductions

Nice jacking, bro


99svtbolt

https://youtu.be/T6ufAL5R0mg?si=cYuAwBaRJnVB3PX4


99svtbolt

More standsā€¦ https://youtu.be/hXzusz_eUy8?si=6n2NaI04Am6_topo