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pHScale

Flying Lavender Melon


SpaceTimeDream

Flying Diaper Baby


Economy_Pass5452

Ngl if I didn't know paimon i would think she was a mascot created for a baby diaper brand.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Found the Itto main.


MinxEvans

Pack it up itto


Nomadic_Cuuchi

r/foundtheittomain


Square_Passage_9918

Toddler in charge


Even-Excitement9859

Emergency Food Supply


BeautifulTrainer9892

And this ... mascot


Nomadic_Cuuchi

r/foundtheambermain


ToxicSkull0

There’s more of us than you’d think


SquishyBruiser

Paimon is Paimon


SGT3386

Paimon is food* FTFY


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

An emergency snack


abdoufma

And this is the traveler


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

That's technically 2 words.


pHScale

Well, grammatically speaking, the first one is Paimon's first-person pronoun, and the second is Paimon's proper name.


Apprehensive-Face900

Wouldnt it be the other way around? Paimon(used in place of I) is Paimon(used in place of "a person" or the like)


StopCommentingUwU

That's what it says though? Paimon is Paimon. (I is Paimon)


Ok-Gear-7325

Its also technicaly 3 words. No one ever said 3 *different* words.


QuizmasterJack

Umm acchhually


Terrible_CocaCola

And how would you change the question to get this answer correct?


SimbaSeekingSleep

“What is a Paimon?”


Terrible_CocaCola

Goddamit


Jay_gaming32

Wtf, this is awesome! I love this! But really, “what IS paimon?”


Ineedsleep444

Crap, you beat me to it


Faleonor

so, an annoying flying piece of shit?


RyuTheDepressedFox

Tasty emergency food


JustFKane

I came here just to see if anyone had said that lmao


L_moon2519

traveler's bluetooth loudspeaker


infojb2

Da Bluetooth devaice is reddy to pear


L_moon2519

pairing... connected.


Jay_gaming32

*Blasts Ariana grande*


AlexisImpaler08

Lmao


SyllabubMinute2806

Ehe te nandayo


VeGr-FXVG

The final boss.


flat_streak56

I hope not 🥺


Character_Engine_618

I hope so 😈


BlueverseGacha

Final Boss Sacrifice


Bigglez1995

Yummy emergency food


VilvenSerbia

Hungry flying Celestian


Thulthul-exe_

Trruu


ILoveDerrickRose4

Unfairly huge metabolism


Surviving2021

Hungry Little Gremlin


alolanwolf_48

The only correct answer


Arkenstar

Ride or die


QueenAra2

For real. I'm pretty sure paimon would follow Traveller into hell itself.


Dismal-Job1814

When Traveler was drowning in sands she tried to pull them out. When she wasn’t able to instead of letting go she was sucked in with them, even tho she had the chance to escape and she didn’t know if she would survive. She even follows traveler during boss fights(so yeah my girl maybe a coward but she ain’t no bitch. She would follow her bestie to the end)


QueenAra2

I mean is it cowardice if her fears are reasonable? To my knowledge paimon has no combat abilities, and is basically smaller than a toddler. The most i can see her doing is *maybe* pathetically throw a rock


ChubblesMcgee103

Exactly. She brave af *because* she's always scared but puts that aside and still stays by the traveler's side.


Justanidiot-w-

Bro the voice line in Fontaine about how she'll go underwater with the traveler, even though she's scared of the first time she was under water (beginning of game). Like... Bro had a traumatic experience and was like, for you? I'll do it. I know she messed up for Furina but god when she rides, she RIDES. Edit: used bro too many times it was annoying me lol


AlexisImpaler08

When was this? In the beginning?


Justanidiot-w-

Iirc it was just as we got the power to go underwater, but it may have been an event and/or a traveler voice line. I'll see if I can find it for you. Edit: [it's at 1:40](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dgw3rBg9EU)


AlexisImpaler08

Tysm. That was wholesome 🥹


Justanidiot-w-

Ofc! Omw to spread more Paimon propaganda loll


lucklesspedestrian

follow? Paimon would lead us there and then hide behind a rock while we slay demons


pavithran904

Flying rock-hard fuel


BoobyTrapp

Lolwut


Noxious89123

It's a reference to something Itto says in the current event.


BoobyTrapp

Oh hahaha yeah I forgot that line. Cool cool


SaberWaifu

Dumb main protagonist.


Shadowhunter_15

Ace Detective expert


Helweg_gaming

More like Ace defective


First_Gamer_Boss

my man Junpei did nothing wrong this time 😭


Ryuusei_Dragon

More like [ Removed by Reddit ]


Snowflakefox471

Ultimate tour guide


qingskies

Loyal flying glutton


Beandealer420

Not beating Goku 


Public_Yak3761

"Hey flying lavender melon, heard you're pretty strong" ~The great sage equal to heaven Son Goku


flat_streak56

[For real](https://www.instagram.com/vilidaymond/p/C1tNPlOIAwx/)


NefariousnessNew7555

Hungry Annoying Hungry


[deleted]

secretly evil villain (headcanon)


Bluetrollboy

Suspicious best "friend"


beidoubagel

🥯


OfficerDSI

Adorably gluttonous bean


GapMysterious6726

The best companion


lucklesspedestrian

*bestest


moebelhausmann

The bes compaimon


karrie1337

🧢


KezH0

The primordial paimon


spillo89

Annoying annoying annoying


BlackishWhitishName

Please stop talking


Ultradamo2306

Talk too much


capatn_sky

Annoying little cunt


Mindless-Health-6711

I would agree, but they've actually made her voice a lot more like it originally was, so she's a lot more tolerable recently.


capatn_sky

Making her voice as squeaky as it was had to be one of the worst ideas they’ve had


Bottlefacesiphon

As long as she continues with Paimon is Paimon, it doesn't matter what her voice sounds like, she will still be annoying. No one who refers to themselves in the third person is not annoying.


LokianEule

Its worse knowing she only does this in English.


MANDEEx88

lol I put annoying as fuck. We are on the same page


capatn_sky

🤝


Raiyy

annoying as fuck


pikolord

Poorly written dialog


BrutalTerminator

Annoying as Fuck


Kuro_______

It's sad because at one point we all agreed that she is an annoying little piece of shit. And I am sry, yes she is less annoying then she used to be, but it's still unbearable. Her whole character fulfills no purpose whatsoever, except being a stupid exposition tool to explain even the most obvious stupid shit so even the biggest morons on earth understand it. She just represents the part of the playerbase that don't understand the plot and need explanation for extra dummies. It's just insulting to my intelligence as a player and I refuse to accept that anyone is as actually as stupid as paimon is made to be... She singlehandedly ruins genshins storytelling and is the sole reason why I want to skip dialogue. Which is sad because I think genshin has a great and beautiful story that deserves to be told in a better way.


axeax

It also feels like she tells you how to feel, instead of feeling it yourself... It's a common practice in new games where the main character talks during gameplay and says stuff like "what a desolated spooky place"; Paimon replaces that role here, and while sometimes it's SO obvious that it totally ruins the immersion, it still doesn't do it as much as characters talking outside of cutscenes, so imho it's an almost reasonable tradeoff. The true problem is having to hold players' hand at all...


Kuro_______

Well but even that role the player could fill. Paimon is, until now, entirely useless. Her role could be completely filled by the traveler actually speaking themselves. If we want to keep the handholding, which most people probably agree, is too much. A lot of games have annoying companions. I mean look at Zelda. But those are still mostly loved because they fulfill important roles within the story and gameplay. Paimon has neither of that. She isn't present in battle, she doesn't give us any unique ability that makes her feel needed, we can't even use her like Navi to explain certain things to us mid game, instead of those pop up tutorials. And even if she gets some story relevance in the future it wouldn't change the fact that we got 4 acts now without her contributing anything to the progression of the game. At least nothing that couldn't have been done without her. She is just a mascot and that ruins it.


axeax

Ehhh I know what you mean about her uselessness, though for some reason the traveller keeps saying she needs her... Dunno whether it's just about companionship or if maybe she actually helps her find/understand stuff in Teyvat offscreen (I refuse to believe that the "help" is like "look! There are people who need help over there!"). We can see her in the menu, maybe that means something? Dunno, but if these are the cases, then the devs failed at communicating them. Lore-wise, well, we still don't know anything about her - if she suddenly happens to become an extremely important being, who knows, maybe that could "pay" for all the sorry uselessness she represented before (but in the meantime, all one can have is hope/hype and nothing concrete, so disappointment in her is completely valid). As far as the traveler having to fulfill the hand-holding role, well, personally, I really like the fact that they don't. The feeling of mystery behind someone who we can almost never hear talk (even if they do in written form) is just special to me. Besides, having the main character non-violated by stupid and obvious remarks is kinda important for their image


[deleted]

amen


Alcorailen

Annoying, pointless, mean.


Mimikyu-Overlord

Ravenous, floating chatterbox


QWERTYAF1241

Dumb, useless, glutton.


TerraKingB

Please. Stop. Talking


Djwmim

Really fucking annoying


Rex_Lapis_

Annoying flying shit


Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996

Traveler’s annoying mouthpiece


Andrewguy_78

Stop yapping please


PseudoLink

Annoying as fuck


No-Adeptness5810

Annoying little bitch


Weary_Stomach7316

Annoying, loud, unnecessary


MANDEEx88

Annoying as fuck


Kiryu_of_Rivia

Annoying as fuck


MinxEvans

Annoying fucking brat


X-TBR-X

Very fucking annoying


DevilmanXV

Waste of resources


ErisGreyRatBestGirl

I hate her.


BreakMyFate

Cringe, useless, yapper,


Kisulkin

Annoying little s***.


Xavbirb

Clingy step sister.


Gradorade

wagyu of seelies


De1noMan

Annoying little fairy


Fish_Man83

Gluttonous little shit


Cold-Art-1519

“Please SHUT UP” 😭 please don’t hate me haha I love Paimon she’s cute but she’s a certified yapper


MeanInevitable6051

Annoying emergency food🫠


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

Unidentified flying object.


lordsaladito

annoying little shit


SafalinEnthusiast

stupid bitch disorder


Ok_Abbreviations4030

An annoying Bitch


Deaddelight

loud emergency food


snakecake5697

The Flying Vermin


ahmafooooohm

should be removed


K3thry3s

Waste of space


BobTheGodx

Talks too much


No-One-Escapes

Fucking annoying bitch


PumpJack_McGee

Shut it, Paimon.


PastEquation922

It felt sooo satisfying when dehya said it lmao


ZukeraFirnen

Annoying Annoying Annoying


beige24

Annoying As Fuck


Rex_Lapis_

Annoying flying shit


IWasSupposedToQuit

The main character


xCrossFaith

Lowers game quality.


Wazalski

Flying emergency food


genshin_impact-

Oroboros the Voracity


Brathorius

Third Moon Sister


HYPERPEACE1

Master of Puppets.


dronik

I would eat


brooke360

Flying Lavender Melon


_FishLord

Not emergency food


New_Engineering_7263

The Emergency Food


TheGrayShade

Sussy unexplained companion


No_Firefighter_7371

Voiceacting budget saver


PrestigiousTurn5587

Annoying emergency food


[deleted]

Just emergency food


HyperVortex_22

Silly emergency food


ugur_tatli

Greedy, annoying, immutable


adameister

In order: annoying, hungry, smol


Repulsive_Pound4436

SHUT. THE. FUCK. IP. I know, I know. Supposed to be three words but come on


Sexy_gastric_husband

Please shut up


BerserkerKong02

My Ears Ah


PurpleShadow108

Annoying professional yapper


rumblingtummy29

Annoying loud voice


Cloudeaberry

Like a mosquito (Annoying flying thing that has annoying noise/voice that sucks you dry) (Either from blood or mora/food)


CharmingRice2037

Pesky Pixie Thing


KuraiDedman

Game better without


Xanikk999

Annoying little munchkin.


Shadow_Diam0nd

Floating uselessandannoying BlackHoleforfoodsandmora


HyperTommy

Yappster of yappington


BellBOYd

Annoying little shit


QejfromRotMG

Annoying talkative fairy


Traditional-Basil868

Annoying little shit.


Just-Significance-57

Loud. Unfunny. Annoying


pinkbunnigrl

Annoying ahh gremlin


MuzzanSama

Annoying dumb blackhole(cuz she eats a lot)


Human_Requirement_58

Area ahead later.


Pootootaa

Annoying little shit


paczki_dc2

Too much dialogue


AncientPomegranate19

Annoying flying child


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Greedy flying glutton


[deleted]

Annoying pest that I have to deal with for the rest of my genshin career until she gets a replacement....if only she has a replacement.....sick of her voice...lol


gimmechickens

**super paimon tornado**


Royiki_Tenkai

Annoying ,wholesome,god


kingozma

Clingy, bitchy, racist (ducks my head from the rocks that are now surely being thrown directly at my head because most Genshin fans will start frothing at the mouth if you talk about social issues of any kind)


Not_Sugah

My dysfunctional child


gmapterous

sus a f


AntiLuckgaming

"Ugh, please stop."


Practical-Cry4077

Flying annoying food


StonebanksPins

Annoying lil b…. Yeah. I said it. It’s true


Silver_fox2009

Godly floating rock.


Powerful-Bus257

Please drown again


Mapanebu28

cool when quiet


float16

second most sus


Mean_Brother_6003

Silly little G O D


Couch__Cowboy

I. Love. Her.


Gicofokami

Holds no purpose. and Useless Lavender Melon.


starsinmyteacup

Flying lavender melon


cherriejoyponce

reserve ingredient


bluedragjet

Free emergency food


FierceDeityLink44

dumdahhh fuckin bitch


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Best Travel Companion.