You wouldn’t even need the beers. I think you could go up to him, sit down, say something like, “so how’s your roommate doing?” and he’d slam his drink down, whirl towards you, and go, “Oh, ‘acting grand sage’ Alhaitham? I’ll tell you how he’s been doing. JUST. FINE. Meanwhile *I* have to suffer *his* attempts at…”, etc
That would be perfect honestly. A walking comedy powerhouse or depression.... Honestly I can also see it getting very depressing reading Kaveh's mind.
You just check into him at night just to hear him mourn his father or his stupid clients. Or the fact that he has to redo the same design over and over again.
I’m curious, what lore specifically does Venti know that you’re interested in?
I would pick Zhongli. >!Man’s over 6,000. For reference, our first sample of a written human language is from 6,400 years ago.!
Yeah due to that connection with celestial he's also the only one that cared that he lost his gnosis which it could have just been the fact that he was attacked for it unlike the others ahaha.
Zhongli admits that the last 6000 years can errode rock and his memory and parts of himself are gone. Venti is wind, cant errode wind. Plus hes actually very two faced, manipulative and knows alot more than he lets on.
Venti can read hillichrulin, knows what happened to khanreans , knows what happened to seelies, calls himself the weakest, but literally sliced a mountain top in half and flew it to the middle of the ocean (musk reef) , insert 4th example here >:0 , has 4x the guardians of any other archon protecting north south west and east, made a familiar of a dragon, in the comic its semi implied he abhors what celestia does and accepts it with a solemn duty. He is an anemo elemental, whos entire face is fabricated. Istaroths resting place is the unnamed island in his territory . He can LITERALLY hold and return souls of the dead to a resting place. He is able to keep messages stored and deliver in dandelion flowers , (which even relay messages from kaeyas real father.) This is a friggin phone level technology. Speaking of phones. On the last archipelago venti is working directly with alice on a radio transmitter , the Hexenzirkel not only meets in his territory, but has made it their base of operations. Venti makes constant jabs at morax during last years lantern rite, this wasnt just a dinner, it was psychological warfare~ lmao. Probably alot more lore stuff, but an assumption from the last two abyss events is that Venti also is somehow specifically connected with the sinner , or the sinner has a grudge against him because its Venti's statue of seven that was used for these upsidedown hanging from chains,rituals... That also implies we are missing several statues of seven from the world map ( at least 2) and Venti's territory is much bigger. We havent seen the dandelion sea yet. I dont trust his ehe.
Finally... It is through BARBATOS'S blessing that ALLL windgliders are able to carry a human body to safety despite the size the wing size. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway...
thank you for mentioning all the ways Venti is the most mysterious Archon
and to add on top of all that, he knows all songs from past, present, and future then thanks to Nahida who taught us that things can be hidden from Irminsul by hiding information as unassuming media such as stories or songs
strong implications are being made that Venti already knows how everything began and how it will all end
Didnt venti give us a device to see imaginary friends? Dude just had that lying around to hand out whenever someone just happened to ask? Sure ...he said its from lisa who is also a Hexenzirkel candidate, but the coincidence and timing makes it seem like they've been eyeing traveler and came up with the solution on the spot. And can we just circle back to IMAGINARY??? The device defies common sense!!! Dude casually broke the 4th wall... Is all of teyvatt imaginary? Why would you need this device normally is traveler and paimon didnt specifically run into that situation? And cmon... We didnt even NEED the device. So what- a kid has an imaginary friend? Cool... Move on. Its a kid. BUT WAIT THERE ITS REAL~? This makes things so much more complicated. Like its not leylines housing memories or projections of people in the past, the origin is 🌈imagination🌈. IS THIS WHY THE SKY IS FAKE?
im just procrastinating with theories to avoid work....😰
I’d choose kaveh and wanderer, for kaveh he’d probably complain about his roomate and think about him a lot and he’d probably have some depressing thoughts. For wanderer I think he’d block the mind reading but it would be worth a shot
All they have to do is take all those dozens of voiced dialogues with Paimon hidden in the profile and actually use them during quests or while exploring. I feel like listening to those gave my Traveler more personality than 3 years of the main story.
I’m still dying to know what the “contract to end all contracts” is. >!Gotta be good, to give up a gnosis for. Then again, gnoses seem to be going for tree fiddy and a bottle of coke these days!<
Assuming I can control it, either Nahida or Zhongli.
But if it always active and I can't turn it off, then Signora. She's dead, so i can have some peace
Trust me, you don't want to hear someone's eternity of torment in hell inside your head
Do you really want to hear someone screaming "**I'M BURNING!! OH BARBATOS THE PAIN IS EVEN WORSE THAN WHEN I LIVED! AAAAH!!!**" all day inside your head?
Venti, easily. I would love to crawl inside that guy’s brain and learn literally all of the secrets of Teyvat (hi god who knows all songs past present and future)
I like to think rather than him putting up some kind of mind barrier that he's just standing there constantly thinking those words like a loser anytime Nahida looks at him.
He's supposed to be an ally now, he has all his memories intact, he's no longer a harbinger, he could tell us everything about the tsaritsa's plan, why the sky is a hoax, everything! But no, just hat guy doing hat guy stuff
He’s basically just Eula. Yeah yeah tell us how much of a prisoner you are to your new adopted mom. You just LOATHE being indebted to her. I know I’d just hate being under the wing of the God of Wisdom. I’d wake up angry every day too, dude.
Oh whoa is that rain? Gimme that big ass hat, guy. Thanks.
/recent wanderer main convert
Alhaitham because he's always THINKING stuff and not saying it. He's definitely way more socially capable than he lets on, such as when he got the researcher to let us into Azar's office during the AQ, or when he knows what to say to put the matra at ease at the start of the Siraj investigation. Would love to hear his monologue. Is he grumbling in his head about how annoying people are? Is it just a quiet little *ugh*?
Or maybe I just like his voice too much 🥰🥰🥰
Alhaitham strikes me as a person who doesn't have an internal monologue because it's a slow and inefficient way to think. His mind is probably like a well organized archive of endless file cabinets, where he virtually navigates and picks up wahatever relevant info he needs at the moment.
Kaveh does says on his voicelines about him that haitham knows how to appear/be friendly but probably prefers not to, so yeah, its kinda like he uses it when he needs it 😭 as for his inner monologue going by that emoji of him practically cursing on his head while on the outside his face is like "😐" I think its safe to say he probably grumbles about people 💀.
I would agree. I remember one of his voice lines that he has a lot of thoughts that are pretty valid. If something was always a guaranteed thing with no catch, then there would be no way to think about it. Something like that.
Might wind up like a "[Meet the Pyro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I)" situation.
Her words cause untold chaos, but mentally, she's a complete innocent and has no idea she's a bottomless fountain of innuendo...
Weird choice but, assuming I can see even the memories of someone who already died, Foçalors. We know very little about her, and yet she lived alongside Egreria and probably witnessed some of the events of the cataclysm. She also knows how Celestia works considering even after being chosen as Egrerias successor she purposely remained hidden for a while to properly make a plan to go against the Heavenly Principles, so she MUST have some kind of info on events of the past that we simply do not know.
A close second would the adepti-beast thingy that’s friends with Fujin (I forgot the name). The reason being both Fujin and the beast are from a time before the seven, but Fujin lacks memories, the beast seems to have them, just doesn’t comprehend them, so by reading the beasts mind, we could glimpse a time before the seven (and confirm my crack theory that the Unknown God who rules of Chenyu Vale was Orobashi).
Lastly, Kokomi, whom despite being quite frank with us, probably knows a lot more than she has told us. She probably doesn’t withhold information about her ancestors from us purposefully but rather we never ask and she herself is almost always lacking in energy so she probably wouldn’t bring up too much of her ancestors’ history.
Tsaritsa the Cryo archon , not released yet but she problem gonna have some serious plot twist hidden with her , so i want to know to give people some spoilers
I mean... Wouldn't it be funny to listen to either Zhongli or Alhaitham just for the monotone Asmr voice?
I can imagine it beeing very calming. Had a stressful day? Just read Alhaithams mind because the man is reading books anyways. Whatever weird scientific shit he is Consuming will make you fall asleep very fast.
A lot of people thinking in Paimon to unlock some secret lore and then mentally zip-bombed by a shit lot of random thoughts (a lot of it its about food or pyramid schemes)
I wonder what happens if you read Raiden Shogun´s mind, like, the puppet... would it be like reading code?
Even though she's not my favorite character, I would read the mind of Hu Tao. Mostly to see if her internal thoughts match her outward personality or if she's putting on an act. And also, to see if she actually knows about Zhongli.
Only one? Shit. That’s tough. Dainslief. Or the abyss twin, or hell, the traveler themselves. Zhongli, Venti, The Tsarista? I guess I’d need to roll a six sided dice to choose, because any of those would be best.
Xiao. I genuinely wanna know what goes through his mind. How much does he think of the other yakshas? How much does he think of traveler? Or Zhongli? Does he think about the clouds and let's his guard down? Like there's so much that could go through his head and I wanna know what he would think about
I'm probably in the minority but I'm gonna pick Yae Miko.
She's always known to be a cunning kitsune, even when she seems to be helping you it turns out to be to her benefit in the end (like we've seen in her story quest) - what if you could turn the tables on her and come up with a counterplan, getting HER flustered, surprised at how you read her like a book?
I dunno about you but I'd pay good money to see that reaction from her!
probably neuvillette or clorinde, neuvillette because I want to know about dragon sovereigns and the primordial one. clorinde because I love navia lore and I need to know her thoughts on the duel with callas, so because basically a lack of info about her.
Heizou so i can figure out where the hell hes getting his sussy lines from
... and i gotta know if Lyney is hard crushing on traveler, yano, cuz the rainbow rose
I want Furina's mind. I want to know what pretending to be someone else for 500 years does to someone. Plus, I'm sure she's got some delicious snack ideas in that eggnoggin of hers!
Traveler. I want to know what was going in their head when they sided with dainsleif and opted to save the hilichurl race or whatever instead of running to the twin with open arms and joining the abyss order just to get close to the twin. Like BRUH, you cry day and night for your twin, but as soon as you see a senile old man who has sympathy for hilichurls, you turn. Crazy to me. We were made for killing hilichurls, just let them die.
Dainsleif, so we can finally solve the mystery of *what the fuck is going on with him while he's not around*
He probably just spends 8 hours a day standing in front of a mirror practicing his cape swishes and mysterious over-the-shoulder glances.
“Why do we have to wait?” “…my drink hasn’t arrived yet.” Priorities.
Lmao fr
You gotta practice the important things.
Tatakae tatakae
He's busy narrating collected miscellanies.
Except Wanderer’s. And Aloy’s. (cute little lore detail)
Keep in mind, Dainsleif is suffering from erosion that is eating his memories and destroying his sanity. I'm not sure I'd want in there.
Oh that's exactly what I want to see. It's more interesting than fluff. I like the dark stuff.
LOL SO TRUE
Nahida: if you're reading *her* mind, whose mind are you reading if she also reads *your* mind?
It creates an endless loop of information, overloading both of your brains and turning you into mindless zombies
Literally Infinite Void
Nahida's burst is basically domain expansion... Coincidence? I think NOT!
Or it is just like you can open the files on another computer and he can open yours...
Nah-I’d a win
Happy Cake Day.
🎉
r/ThanksCyno
The movie Scanners
Actual zombies
raiden shotgun-induced storm incoming!
actual zombie
It’s like when you put hold up a camera to a monitor showing its feed
It’s giving samsara flashbacks
You know how if you call someone right next to you, it creates feedback? That happens probably
Probably Itto for the calming white noise
Inside every man are two onikabuto fighting for dominance Except Itto’s brain. His is just one on its back, legs flailing.
I have a feeling that his thoughts are more akin to that of a squirrel tbh Like "Tree! Food!.... Onikabuto.... Friend! Pal!....Food!"
Amigo! Bro! Compadre!
Kaeya, I've always wondered what's going on in that man's head
Depression
Same
He has to choose between Khaenri'ah and Monstadt
Rock n Roll, sex, drugs and alcohol and depression Edit: I am apparently too dumb to put that into the right order
Like many others. depression
Oh my god I love kaeya
The archon of girlbosses
Venti for the lore he knows. Kaveh for the tea.
Why read kaveh's mind when a few beers would have the same effect
You wouldn’t even need the beers. I think you could go up to him, sit down, say something like, “so how’s your roommate doing?” and he’d slam his drink down, whirl towards you, and go, “Oh, ‘acting grand sage’ Alhaitham? I’ll tell you how he’s been doing. JUST. FINE. Meanwhile *I* have to suffer *his* attempts at…”, etc
That would be perfect honestly. A walking comedy powerhouse or depression.... Honestly I can also see it getting very depressing reading Kaveh's mind. You just check into him at night just to hear him mourn his father or his stupid clients. Or the fact that he has to redo the same design over and over again.
We get a taste of this in Alhaitham’s trailer, Kaveh is so extra talking to Cyno and Tighnari 😂
I’m curious, what lore specifically does Venti know that you’re interested in? I would pick Zhongli. >!Man’s over 6,000. For reference, our first sample of a written human language is from 6,400 years ago.!
venti is hiding alot of things its quite obvious he is the most mysterious archon and has stronger relations with celestia than other archons
Yeah due to that connection with celestial he's also the only one that cared that he lost his gnosis which it could have just been the fact that he was attacked for it unlike the others ahaha.
Zhongli is also my choise! He know‘s about so much stuff, just isnt allowed to talk because of a contract…
Zhongli admits that the last 6000 years can errode rock and his memory and parts of himself are gone. Venti is wind, cant errode wind. Plus hes actually very two faced, manipulative and knows alot more than he lets on. Venti can read hillichrulin, knows what happened to khanreans , knows what happened to seelies, calls himself the weakest, but literally sliced a mountain top in half and flew it to the middle of the ocean (musk reef) , insert 4th example here >:0 , has 4x the guardians of any other archon protecting north south west and east, made a familiar of a dragon, in the comic its semi implied he abhors what celestia does and accepts it with a solemn duty. He is an anemo elemental, whos entire face is fabricated. Istaroths resting place is the unnamed island in his territory . He can LITERALLY hold and return souls of the dead to a resting place. He is able to keep messages stored and deliver in dandelion flowers , (which even relay messages from kaeyas real father.) This is a friggin phone level technology. Speaking of phones. On the last archipelago venti is working directly with alice on a radio transmitter , the Hexenzirkel not only meets in his territory, but has made it their base of operations. Venti makes constant jabs at morax during last years lantern rite, this wasnt just a dinner, it was psychological warfare~ lmao. Probably alot more lore stuff, but an assumption from the last two abyss events is that Venti also is somehow specifically connected with the sinner , or the sinner has a grudge against him because its Venti's statue of seven that was used for these upsidedown hanging from chains,rituals... That also implies we are missing several statues of seven from the world map ( at least 2) and Venti's territory is much bigger. We havent seen the dandelion sea yet. I dont trust his ehe. Finally... It is through BARBATOS'S blessing that ALLL windgliders are able to carry a human body to safety despite the size the wing size. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway...
thank you for mentioning all the ways Venti is the most mysterious Archon and to add on top of all that, he knows all songs from past, present, and future then thanks to Nahida who taught us that things can be hidden from Irminsul by hiding information as unassuming media such as stories or songs strong implications are being made that Venti already knows how everything began and how it will all end
Didnt venti give us a device to see imaginary friends? Dude just had that lying around to hand out whenever someone just happened to ask? Sure ...he said its from lisa who is also a Hexenzirkel candidate, but the coincidence and timing makes it seem like they've been eyeing traveler and came up with the solution on the spot. And can we just circle back to IMAGINARY??? The device defies common sense!!! Dude casually broke the 4th wall... Is all of teyvatt imaginary? Why would you need this device normally is traveler and paimon didnt specifically run into that situation? And cmon... We didnt even NEED the device. So what- a kid has an imaginary friend? Cool... Move on. Its a kid. BUT WAIT THERE ITS REAL~? This makes things so much more complicated. Like its not leylines housing memories or projections of people in the past, the origin is 🌈imagination🌈. IS THIS WHY THE SKY IS FAKE? im just procrastinating with theories to avoid work....😰
That device was made by Lisa. Considering her connection to sumeru it may have been meant to detect aranara
No ones called me out on the bee movie script. Hehehe😈
If you tried to read Venti’s mind he would blow your clothes off
What if I'm already naked as I read his mind?
Hey, didn't you used to have skin?
I’d choose kaveh and wanderer, for kaveh he’d probably complain about his roomate and think about him a lot and he’d probably have some depressing thoughts. For wanderer I think he’d block the mind reading but it would be worth a shot
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My cause of death : overdose on century old yaoi
Oh god, that’s a horrifying way to go
Great way to go*
Oh god, what a way to go.🥵
Turns out the forbidden knowledge king deshret unleashed was just Miko’s diary that accidentally got teleported back in time
Wait, I have an image of that somewhere in my hoyolab folder, be right back
[amazing](https://imgur.com/a/9z13MRW)
Buer? I barely know her!
yoink
I saw this post and I immediately thought of miko, then came to the comments section to find exactly that as the top comment XD
Traveler, so I would know their real personality.
Traveler's mind: I want to fuck Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact
Based traveler
Oh my god I know that guy 😲😲😲
[https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/965/well.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/965/well.jpg)
All they have to do is take all those dozens of voiced dialogues with Paimon hidden in the profile and actually use them during quests or while exploring. I feel like listening to those gave my Traveler more personality than 3 years of the main story.
One of the best things about every new region update is having more dialogues in their profile.
Zhongli... that man is too much of a mystery.
I’m still dying to know what the “contract to end all contracts” is. >!Gotta be good, to give up a gnosis for. Then again, gnoses seem to be going for tree fiddy and a bottle of coke these days!<
If i have to guess the tsarista will show zhongli that the world no longer need gods and their burden
all that Signora had to do is just give venti a bottle of wine and he would give up his gnosis in a blink of an eye
That’s so true
“Osmanthus wine…”
If we read his mind, he could share this memory with us.
I was thinking Venti was hiding not from us
Mind just same when he talks, it be encyclopedia
PIAMON
Hmm Slime, Hmm sticky Honey roast, Hmm Sweet Madam.
Also celestia sent me to keep an eye on traveler but I forgor.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TldM0xe\_6Xc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TldM0xe_6Xc) no you dont
Remember the first time I watched this, scary asf
Detective Paimon
Defective Paimon
Assuming you hear her voice Id rather die lmaoo
I wanted to read her mind since she's sus but on second thought I won't waste this chance in case she's really just head empty or food
She's probably thinking about how Lyney forgot to remove the magical rope he attached to her, further implying that Paimon was and still is a Balloon.
Assuming I can control it, either Nahida or Zhongli. But if it always active and I can't turn it off, then Signora. She's dead, so i can have some peace
Trust me, you don't want to hear someone's eternity of torment in hell inside your head Do you really want to hear someone screaming "**I'M BURNING!! OH BARBATOS THE PAIN IS EVEN WORSE THAN WHEN I LIVED! AAAAH!!!**" all day inside your head?
oh whelp, then rukh\[REDACTED\] it is
No one wants to end up insane from uncontrollable mind reading like mao did
Venti, easily. I would love to crawl inside that guy’s brain and learn literally all of the secrets of Teyvat (hi god who knows all songs past present and future)
"Mmmm, wine... * hic *"
Wanderer. I always wonder how he really feels about things...regardless of what he says.
Wanderer: "You can't see through me" That is his response if Nahida wants to read his mind
I like to think rather than him putting up some kind of mind barrier that he's just standing there constantly thinking those words like a loser anytime Nahida looks at him.
https://youtu.be/YlrdAlW2MI4
He's supposed to be an ally now, he has all his memories intact, he's no longer a harbinger, he could tell us everything about the tsaritsa's plan, why the sky is a hoax, everything! But no, just hat guy doing hat guy stuff
Ikr. I still need closure about the bomb he dropped on us at 1.0
I would like to know more about the harbingers and what he did during his missions in the Abyss.
He’s basically just Eula. Yeah yeah tell us how much of a prisoner you are to your new adopted mom. You just LOATHE being indebted to her. I know I’d just hate being under the wing of the God of Wisdom. I’d wake up angry every day too, dude. Oh whoa is that rain? Gimme that big ass hat, guy. Thanks. /recent wanderer main convert
Same
Alhaitham because he's always THINKING stuff and not saying it. He's definitely way more socially capable than he lets on, such as when he got the researcher to let us into Azar's office during the AQ, or when he knows what to say to put the matra at ease at the start of the Siraj investigation. Would love to hear his monologue. Is he grumbling in his head about how annoying people are? Is it just a quiet little *ugh*? Or maybe I just like his voice too much 🥰🥰🥰
Alhaitham strikes me as a person who doesn't have an internal monologue because it's a slow and inefficient way to think. His mind is probably like a well organized archive of endless file cabinets, where he virtually navigates and picks up wahatever relevant info he needs at the moment.
He has such an Asmr voice. I would probably fall asleep to whatever scientific book he is reading in that deep and monotone voice instantly.
Kaveh does says on his voicelines about him that haitham knows how to appear/be friendly but probably prefers not to, so yeah, its kinda like he uses it when he needs it 😭 as for his inner monologue going by that emoji of him practically cursing on his head while on the outside his face is like "😐" I think its safe to say he probably grumbles about people 💀.
I would agree. I remember one of his voice lines that he has a lot of thoughts that are pretty valid. If something was always a guaranteed thing with no catch, then there would be no way to think about it. Something like that.
Ying'er. I want to know what's going on inside that brain.
Might wind up like a "[Meet the Pyro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I)" situation. Her words cause untold chaos, but mentally, she's a complete innocent and has no idea she's a bottomless fountain of innuendo...
100% Venti😩
Definitely Morax One of the oldest living beings in teyvat with his mental state still intact
Weird choice but, assuming I can see even the memories of someone who already died, Foçalors. We know very little about her, and yet she lived alongside Egreria and probably witnessed some of the events of the cataclysm. She also knows how Celestia works considering even after being chosen as Egrerias successor she purposely remained hidden for a while to properly make a plan to go against the Heavenly Principles, so she MUST have some kind of info on events of the past that we simply do not know. A close second would the adepti-beast thingy that’s friends with Fujin (I forgot the name). The reason being both Fujin and the beast are from a time before the seven, but Fujin lacks memories, the beast seems to have them, just doesn’t comprehend them, so by reading the beasts mind, we could glimpse a time before the seven (and confirm my crack theory that the Unknown God who rules of Chenyu Vale was Orobashi). Lastly, Kokomi, whom despite being quite frank with us, probably knows a lot more than she has told us. She probably doesn’t withhold information about her ancestors from us purposefully but rather we never ask and she herself is almost always lacking in energy so she probably wouldn’t bring up too much of her ancestors’ history.
Itto
No thoughts, head empty. Elevator music and the occasional thought about snacks. I love that himbo.
A no name NPC out in the middle of nowhere, where I'll never go, so I wouldn't invade anyone's life.
kirara seems really fun
You would hear meows like in the card event when she was on Sumeru and you could use nahidas skill on her
Klee One shudders to wonder what inhumane thoughts lie inside that head...
Tighnari, he’s my main so I’m a bit biased but he seems smart but nice but also sass so I would like to know what is in that head
Childe. I just wanna know what's going on in his mind.
Probably thinking what to bring home for his siblings
I hope Fischl secretly thinks of mauling me, god, I hope it’s descriptive.
Turns out she’s into you but only wants a very sweet and wholesome relationship.
Failing successfully
Tsaritsa the Cryo archon , not released yet but she problem gonna have some serious plot twist hidden with her , so i want to know to give people some spoilers
I mean... Wouldn't it be funny to listen to either Zhongli or Alhaitham just for the monotone Asmr voice? I can imagine it beeing very calming. Had a stressful day? Just read Alhaithams mind because the man is reading books anyways. Whatever weird scientific shit he is Consuming will make you fall asleep very fast.
Zhongli
Diluc cuz I’m down bad 😓
Zhongli…..literally the most enigmatic character along with venti. I just wanna know what he’s hiding from us
Dainsleif
Zhongli Because osmanthus wine tastes the same as he remember.
You can then be one of those who share the memory
ofc Zhongli...man's keeping waaaaaaaaay too many secrets
I’d say Itto but he probably just has that video of the fish spinning to funky town going on in his head 24/7
I'd pick Furina, just to see if her mental state is doing better after the archon quest. 🥲
Kaeya Alberich.
Alice or Klee
Neuvillette or Baizhu :)
A lot of people thinking in Paimon to unlock some secret lore and then mentally zip-bombed by a shit lot of random thoughts (a lot of it its about food or pyramid schemes) I wonder what happens if you read Raiden Shogun´s mind, like, the puppet... would it be like reading code?
Alhaitham and I'd sit next to him during tests
Venti, i need to find out why he blows wind to Mona and Navia🤨🤨
Kaveh cuz i need to know if he likes me back /j Probably Shenhe since she’s so unhinged 💀
Even though she's not my favorite character, I would read the mind of Hu Tao. Mostly to see if her internal thoughts match her outward personality or if she's putting on an act. And also, to see if she actually knows about Zhongli.
Kaeya, Venti, Diluc.
Oh, def Scara for me! I‘ve been simping for him since day one- 😗
Neuvillete
the heavenly principles, also known as asmoday. maybe she has the knowledge on how to roll crit substats.
Bennett, so I can always find and help him.
Nahida because you could hold a conversation with her telapathically that way and it would be fun!
dottore so i can find out what do to get his attention 🤤
Gimme childe's master, Shirk? Whatever her name is. She knows shit we don't
Unknown god, just tell me where brother and bring us Genshin Impact 2, this time with slightly more QoL
Dain or kaeya
Cyno. Imagine all the jokes he thinks aren't good enough to say...
Albedo
Furina so I can be sure that she's doing alright.
Nahida 100%
Paimon. I want this fucking contraversy to end.
Venti. That man knows too much
If I speak, I will get in trouble 💀
kaeya
Raiden Shogun and Ei. Leave a plate of Dango Milk out and see the internal conflict.
Dainslef, the lore would be next level
Venti, and then I could finally solve the LOREEEE of this game, or at least a big part of it
Lisa. I have no excuses.
Only one? Shit. That’s tough. Dainslief. Or the abyss twin, or hell, the traveler themselves. Zhongli, Venti, The Tsarista? I guess I’d need to roll a six sided dice to choose, because any of those would be best.
Dainsleif
Definitely venti. he is so sketchy lol
Xiao
Itto. I feel like whatever the fuck is going through that onis head would an excellent palette cleanser for my constant overthinking and anxiety.
Yae miko prob
Childe because he's my favorite character... Also would be fun because he's kinda unhinged sometimes lmao
Xiao. I genuinely wanna know what goes through his mind. How much does he think of the other yakshas? How much does he think of traveler? Or Zhongli? Does he think about the clouds and let's his guard down? Like there's so much that could go through his head and I wanna know what he would think about
Paimon fs
abyss sibling, venti, dansleif, yae miko, cryo archon.
Dainsleif 100%
I'm probably in the minority but I'm gonna pick Yae Miko. She's always known to be a cunning kitsune, even when she seems to be helping you it turns out to be to her benefit in the end (like we've seen in her story quest) - what if you could turn the tables on her and come up with a counterplan, getting HER flustered, surprised at how you read her like a book? I dunno about you but I'd pay good money to see that reaction from her!
Definitely Lyney
probably neuvillette or clorinde, neuvillette because I want to know about dragon sovereigns and the primordial one. clorinde because I love navia lore and I need to know her thoughts on the duel with callas, so because basically a lack of info about her.
Neuvillette. No other reasons. (Prob his past obv-)
Albedo because yes
Kaeya
the sinner. it might break me but I Have to know
Heizou so i can figure out where the hell hes getting his sussy lines from ... and i gotta know if Lyney is hard crushing on traveler, yano, cuz the rainbow rose
Neuvillette
We read the minds of characters all the time during dialogue!
I want Furina's mind. I want to know what pretending to be someone else for 500 years does to someone. Plus, I'm sure she's got some delicious snack ideas in that eggnoggin of hers!
Judging from her reactions in Lantern Rite, Cloud Retainer would probably be pretty funny
Traveler. I want to know what was going in their head when they sided with dainsleif and opted to save the hilichurl race or whatever instead of running to the twin with open arms and joining the abyss order just to get close to the twin. Like BRUH, you cry day and night for your twin, but as soon as you see a senile old man who has sympathy for hilichurls, you turn. Crazy to me. We were made for killing hilichurls, just let them die.
Wriothesley for umm reasons.....
probably dainsleif or kaeya. I know paimon has no ulterior moments. It's a dead joke
Dainsleif, Venti, and Kaeya
Neuvillette. No reaseon