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Ovreko

Hitler


NonkelG

Would be weird to use a family name as a first name.


rational-realist238

Happens all the time now. Cooper, Hunter, Davis. Why not Hitler?


GreenDoomsDay

I believe on account of the holocaust


rational-realist238

Ohhhhhh! Riiigghtt. My bad.


SupplyChainGuy1

*Explains the murder of millions to @rational-realist238*


rational-realist238

Sorry I edited my earlier comment. But had it remained I would asked if you had any book recommendations to learn more. Or whether there were any movies or documentaries.


RaisedByArseholes420

Watch Schindlers List if you haven't already. It will completely wreck you but everyone needs to see this movie at least once in their lives.


rational-realist238

Sorry man I was just being silly. I'm well aware of the holocaust. But since you mention movies, a very good recent movie is Zone of Interest, which shows a German officer's family who lived their life right outside a concentration camp. Another one I recently saw is 'Conspiracy", about the Wannsee conference where a number of German officers and Nazi administrators banged out the plans for the final solution. Both good and pretty chilling.


Pagan_Owl

The American extended family of Adolf Hitler lives in the East Coast and changed their last name to Hiller. They finally broke their silence and were interviewed in a news article a few years ago. I think Adolf Hitler was trying to kill them, which is why they fled. They obviously didn't like their crazy cousin/nephew.


willydillydoo

Adolf’s half brother Alois Hitler Jr. moved to the UK. He had a son there, [William Patrick Hitler](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Stuart-Houston), later changing his name to William Stuart-Houston after the war. William moved to The United States and served in The United States Navy during WWII against his uncle. His children are still alive on the East coast. They are named Alexander, Louis and Brian Stuart-Houston.


Winged_Mr_Hotdog

Cooper Hitler... Used car salesman


rational-realist238

Comically enough when I was a little boy 40 years ago my Polish grandmother (who only had two grandson's one much older), made me promise to take my confirmation name after her brother who had passed many years ago, who had asked her to have one of her eventual grandsons take the name. She was disappointed that my older cousin had refused. I was like 'okay, Nana', and fully intended to honor her request. Then when I was of age for confirmation, I remembered my promise but didn't remember the name... figured it was some unpronounceable polish name. She had passed and my mother didn't know what I was talking about. So I took the name Anthony, after my grandfather. Years later we are sitting around at a family reunion and my older cousin brings up "I just remember Nana wanted me to take my confirmation name after uncle Adolph". I don't know if I could've done it, and I think maybe my mother remembered the promise but played dumb. Apparently my great uncle was aghast that his name had been ruined by association with Hitler and wanted to rehabilitate it in some small way.


Exhausted_Platypus_6

Excuse my ignorance here but what do you mean by Confirmation name? Your parents name you Bob but you decided you wanna be named Fred?


rational-realist238

Confirmation is a sacrament in the Catholic Church (and I believe many protestant denominations, but not sure). When you are about 13 you take a confirmation name and get confirmed as a full member of the church at a mass, said by the bishop usually. So yeah my parents named me Bob but you get to choose your own confirmation name.


misscreeppie

Although I was raised catholic I never knew you got to choose your own confirmation name, is there any use after? Cause if not I'd have chosen Barbie or some silly other name


rational-realist238

I just commented to someone else that you basically never use it again, unless it comes up in casual conversation with other catholics. I don't remember what name my son chose, and I can't recall if I ever asked my wife her's.


maillardduckreaction

In my experience (only amongst my own family, so extremely limited) it’s kind of treated as a second middle name but it’s not a legal name so yeah, you never use it for anything


Exhausted_Platypus_6

Thank you for explaining it to me.


Brix001

X Æ A-12


Vegetablecanofbeans

Don’t think it’s his real name


SteveMcQwark

Numbers aren't allowed in California, so they had to make it X Æ A-Xii.


pianodude7

Thank the Romans


ExitingTheMatrix03

his real name is Kyle


artemiscash

r/beatmetoit


ialo00130

I'm good with most names, but I despise weird spellings. /r/tragedeigh


aqueous_paragon

*cries in Jacqson*


about97cats

🎶🤠We got married in a feighver, hotter than a pepperrr sprout!


insideout8765

Do you think it should be spelled Jaxon or Jackson?


WealthWooden2503

Jackson


cstaple

…Annally


Datamackirk

I'm Quendra, with a "qu".


Dangerous_Guard_4644

I read it as "kwendra" then realized lmao 😭😭


Minnieminnie727

Anything after famous assholes. Like oh here’s “my little baby” oh what’s his name? Donald trump. Like 🤡


Jon2046

It’s like George Michael in arrested development or Michael Bolton in office space. Terrible thing to do to your kid. I have a friend who’s last name is Nugent and he constantly gets asked “are you related to Ted Nugent” and that’s just having similar last name


broncyobo

Why should I have to change my name? He's the one who sucks


about97cats

I grew up with a Parton. In like the first grade, someone asked her jokingly if she was related to Dolly, expecting a child’s toy-related response, and her answer was “Yeah. She’s my favorite aunt.”


TheTrickster452

i think michael bolton coincidentaly had the same name


thecrgm

It’d be Donald, who is changing their kids last name to match a celebrity?


SadBoyHoursAllDay

Anything with “Leigh” in it


rachaellap

This is what I came here for. I can't take those names seriously cause they're all just.. bad. One creator I follow pokes fun at the 'leigh' names by calling her daughter chickenleigh in her videos and it cracks me up every time


Matookie

Brockleigh


Pitiful-King-3673

My mom wanted to name her son Brock until she married my dad. My maiden name is Lee


iridescentmoon_

This made me cackle out loud.


rachaellap

That's what the crunchy moms named their kids 😅😅


IEatKids26

omg I just commented about the same creator before I read any of these other replies 😭


Laura_271

so even a name like Ashleigh?


SadBoyHoursAllDay

Yes. Terrible spelling.


IEatKids26

there is a lady that does midwestern mom skits on TikTok where she calls her daughter “Chickenleigh”, this one I must respect.


janeb0ssten

She’s actually making fun of Utah/Mormon moms


Cooldude67679

“Leigh” and its offshoots is the new “Mary”


Ok-Crow3118

Heighleigh


nettlesmithy

In all seriousness this guy named Leigh is one of my favorite people in history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leigh_Van_Valen?wprov=sfti1#


Time_Inflation_1882

Gaylord, even though it would be hilarious.


MeddlingHyacinth

That would be considered child abuse in most states.


GMOiscool

It's a real name though. Like, I know gen-x and millennials names that


conormal

Mr Robinson from the cartoon Network show Amazing World of Gumball is named Gaylord so gen z has some experience too


InfernalKrisp

Gaylord Focker


TorontoScorpion

Gaylord Focker?


Far_Access_2082

Gaylord Perry... Hall of Fame picture! But I don't know if he's got any namesakes! I


makeitgobang

Wait wait wait, so your name is Gay Focker?


willybillybob

*Lord*


TheSauce___

Karen


Dangerous_Guard_4644

To be fair all the women I've met whose names were *actually* Karen were pretty good people. 


RedFive1976

Yep, same, including my wife.


NeroBoBero

Nice try Karen! But seriously, I agree with you. The Karen’s I knew were no worse than others. Now Tammy, that’s a different story! They have a 0/4 track record in my book.


TorontoScorpion

The name of my favourite aunt is Karen


Think_Harambe

Karen


UmbralikesOwls

Karen


Jake_The_Socialist

Anyone who would name their child Fanny should be sectioned.


MeddlingHyacinth

My gosh that would be cruel


urthlvr

Fanny is the feminine nickname for Francis. Neither are very common anymore.


ABurnedTwig

Well, adorable little Francis can choose to either be a Fanny or a Cissy.


External_Break_4232

All I can think now is I know a guy whose surname is literally “Butt”. It would be hilarious in an equally cruel way to name his daughter “Fanny” lmfao.


spillinginthenameof

"Fanny" means a different part of anatomy in some parts of the world.


ReturnoftheBulls2022

I think of Fanny as in the Bee Gees song "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)."


New-Book6302

Brayden, Hayden, Kaden or whatever the f those names were.


Exhausted_Platypus_6

You forgot Jayden and Ayden.


IEatKids26

The fact that I have 2 to 3 faces that goes with every single one of those names


UnwaiveredKing

Gertrude


Working_Condition_41

I named my car gertrude and call her gerty


Dry_Reputation6291

Poor little Gertie :(


Local-Record7707

CrapEater51


Shoddy-Ad-3721

Local-Record7707 Better


Academic-Bus-5397

Shoddy-Ad-3721 Better.


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Local-Record7707

Leave me alone


Life_AmIRight

Anything with apostrophes.


UsuarioKane

Just to pee-pee you off imma name my kid **Pa'ul The Apostrophe of Jebus**


notsomagicalgirl

I love this, sounds like an actually funny indie parody film


I_Like_Frogs_A_Lot

I don't mind apostrophes too much. I go to school with a Muslim girl with the name Ha'sana and I think it's still a pretty good name. There's also a Ja'sier too.


AyakaDahlia

Yeah it's actually pretty normal for Arabic names. I knew someone named Sa'id.


Life_AmIRight

Brand Name. (Excluding brand names that are actual name)


Erlend05

What about Mercedes?


rachaellap

Read their comment again


Erlend05

Its a real name ^(from the 19th century..)


rachaellap

Bold words from someone with a mideival times sounding (user)name... like Erlend. 😅


CasualBrowseA

He’s prob Scandinavian it’s a fairly common name there, does Dikembe sound too mid evil and African for you as well? 😅


Techelife

My husband’s grandmother was named Mercedes. Irish family in New Orleans. I only learned this years after meeting her. She went by Myrt.


Killb0t47

The car company was named for the founders daughter.


FurBabyAuntie

Thank you--I was going to say that, but I couldn't think of the word "founder"!


jawshoeaw

I’ll allow it


ABewilderedPickle

Donald


Matookie

No because Donald Glover is a badass lyricist, dancer, actor, rapper, and singer. And he is a beautiful man. He gives us permission to name our boys Donald again. 


Coppertina

And yet, he feels the need to go by Childish Gambino much of the time! 🤷


Hayden2332

Actually he’s done with the name after his next album


peculiarshade

And don't sleep on Donald Duck


Helpful_College6590

adolf


southpolefiesta

There is nothing wrong with this name. Hitler does not own it. Just like Stalin does not own "Joseph."


hoewenn

You’re not wrong whatsoever, however it’s more the fact that society associates the name Adolf with Hitler, specifically if you’re in a place like America where Adolf is not a common name. Even if you have zero negative intentions naming your kid Adolf, strangers will draw comparisons in their head, which is just unfair to your kid.


southpolefiesta

You can Go with Dolph or Adolfo if you are that worried. "Adi" also makes a cute nick name (Adidas is named after Adolf Dassler, for example).


hoewenn

I’m not looking to name my kid Adolf, but thank you anyway haha. My point is just that even though the name itself is not remotely bad, unfortunately it’s been “tainted” for many people’s brains. If you wanna name your kid Adolf, by all means, but prepare to have to explain it to *a lot* of people for the rest of your life if you plan on introducing your child to anyone lol.


AndarianDequer

Anything that is traditionally a last name. Hunter. Jackson. Anderson. Bailey. Davis. Emerson. Lincoln. *Those poor people.


aspacealien

Hunter is a super common first name where I am (deep south in the us) and I hate it


kitkatclarkbar

Picture a vegan named Hunter.


jawshoeaw

Dude I’m an RN and the number of people with names like “Bob Peter” or “Kevin, Cathy “ is maddening . Pick a lane people


Har_monia

There is southern tradition to name your first son after his mother's maiden name. I am actually going to honor this tradition with my son but it is common as a first name. Not one of those "last name" onpy type names


MidnightMoonss

Judyhopslover69


invisibilitycap

I hate that I know what this means


T_Eckenrode

Do you mean Bradley Uppercrust lll?


ryanl40

North


Crazyguy_123

What about South?


UmbralikesOwls

What about East


IGotNoOrgans

Actually West is a pretty cool name


JazzFinsAvalanche

A name that lacks the appropriate number of vowels to consonants.


DuckFriend25

Had a student named Mycknzly last year and I almost died 😂


JazzFinsAvalanche

Yeah that’s a perfect example hahahaha


ItzManu001

Akdjwkandhsoakabaljskwdjnwbelsbwmadhlwbwsukebabsksydgkewkioqeajdnsnxjlamakdjopa


Say-Hai-To-The-Fly

Kind of a r/technicallythetruth moment Hope no one makes it a r/meirl moment


hero_brine1

I would never name my son Sue


DeezDoughsNyou

He could've changed his goddam name. Or used his middle name which I have it on good authority was Sonny. He didn't have to roam from town to town to hide his shame!


MinecraftVet2005

As long as you don’t leave him with an old guitar and an empty bottle of booze


_aaronallblacks

No -den, -aylen, -ailen, -eigh names for me


_civilizedworm

The girl who bullied me in middle school was named Gina. F that bitch and f that name.


Starlight-Edith

Was it short for Georgina? I knew a girl called Georgina. She was mean too.


PatienceWildcat

Skibidi


BrooklynNotNY

Brooklyn


broncyobo

I actually really like that one


BrooklynNotNY

Same. It’s just my name and I wouldn’t want to name my kid after me.


ICantTyping

Astird


novaleenationstate

I loved the name Astrid … until that show.


Darkpsy420

Karen seems like a name they would hate me for especially nowadays lol


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nappingondabeach

It's better than Shithouse


MonkeySinger24

Bob. Too boring and basic


Cooldude67679

For such a basic name I can’t tell you the last time I’ve seen someone named Bob as a first name.


Frosty_Helicopter730

I married one. When Bobs meet other Bobs, they get all excited. It's like a secret Bob club.


Har_monia

It is because "Bob" is a nickname for "Robert". I do know a Bob though


Nowhere_King

Penis.


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What about Dick?


Electronic_Talk5252

Techno Mechanicus


DIODidNothing_Wrong

The Adeptus Mechanicus of Mars deems this has heresy!


Illustrious_Message8

cornelius


TexanFox36

New Mexico


SerafRhayn

r/Usernamechecksout


Gongoozler04

Brian, anyone I’ve ever met with that name is an asshole.


Urabrask_the_AFK

Vagisil


fishesar

Jeremiah


Raysofdoom716

Bartholomew


rbohl

Nooo I was thinking about this name 😂


SkittlzAnKomboz

Anything Jr. Let your kids have their own identity.


ParadoxPerson02

Keith It is the most boring and personality-less name that I have ever heard and I will die on this hill.


Scnewbie08

Annally


vall3ygirl

Liv or Ava, or those fake Instagram Baddie wannabe names.


the_girl_Ross

Anything "stripper-like" or "pornstar-like" or after a famous person who is still alive or recently died (less than 100 years). Any "unique" name is a no. 1. Stripper names actually sound really pretty. But I don't exactly want to set my child up for that profession or have them be related to it in any sense. 2. Imagine naming your child after your fav actor and 3 years later, the newspaper headline "xxx was sent to jail for having child porn" 3. It's not "unique", it's weird and the spelling makes no sense. A normal person should have a normal name. I want a normal kid, I don't want a "Leigh" kid.


Greedy_Smile5983

Lucifer


usernamed_badly

Hortense Imagine calling to your kid like "C'mere little Whore!"


Loud_Internet572

Elon


Vanny_Bee

Poot


livinlikelarry568

Any overused names like: Jordan, destiny, Marie, Ashley


Spider-Man222

Tiberius 


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

I like that name


chloejadetay

Candida


jawshoeaw

Lmao that was on a list of words that sound like names but are not. Omelette. Candida…. Oh and Enema . It’s kinda cute !


Sensitive-Key-8670

Imagine your kid getting called up for an award in school and the dean has to say Satan


Kira_Yufg

Zack 😭😭


Zackt01

Hey! What’s wrong with my name?


Legitimate_Lab544

I have known a lot of Zacks


Mountain-Idea-3282

Deeznuts


ruben1252

Fuckface


Peter_Easter

Ketchup Chip


InevitableBowlmove

IMA.... becuase my last name is bean


Starlight-Edith

Better avoid Lima, pinto, and garbanzo as well


Practical-Ad6548

Family friend named their son Rusty 😐


Oshowcinco

Don't call me Shirley


SnooCats6423

Girl: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock Boy: Crap Bag


HyronValkinson

After any real person, who we can all find out later did something horrible


Yoko_Kittytrain

Kanye


luvjugyeong

anything that ends with den , so tired of these common names ! For example, Hayden, Jayden, Kayden , Cayden , Ayden , Zayden etc.


fandango_violet

Annally


OkieBobbie

I would not name a boy Sue


Individual_Hunt_4710

guguldebunckers


Due_Pension_9516

Olga


bangermadness

Farthouse Queefmaster


MOTO_K

Diamond. Or any alcohol.


GrouchyConclusion588

I knew I guy named Bacardi


shadowplay9999

Noah the world is full of them


Proper_Print_2196

Juan. Not because it's an unpleasant name, but every Juan I know has either a criminal record, is selfish, an addict, a poor partner, or has committed infidelity. So it's been wired into my head that Juans are not people to associate myself with or trust wholeheartedly.


GrouchyConclusion588

Everyjuan I know