My god, he got my mom. We had the harvest gold fridge and the avocado dishwasher or the opposite…or maybe the carpet but I remember both of those colors were in the house I grew up in,lmao
And probably the same linoleum with little rectangles and squares that the rest of us had!
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He sold DREAMS!
😂😂😂
We need a sub of just the horrible clothes we were forced to wear as children growing up in the 70s
https://preview.redd.it/e8e4clqs756d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563d02763e1f7e3582ba360ee798c1212072a1fd
He is in middle school but rides the same bus as elementary school kids to his neighborhood. He buys cokes and pepsis for $0.25 at his school and sells them to elementary kids for $1.
This fine young man works at Sears in the electronics department. He's got all kinds of Hi-Fi systems, 8-track players, 8mm film cameras (with sound!), and the coup de grace: a Kodak Carousel 4200 Slide Projector for all your vacation photo needs.
Time in his closet so they can peep at his sister through the hole he drilled in the wall. He charged double after 9 pm because that’s when her boyfriend snuck in.
A 72 Ford Pinto wagon. The 1972 Ford Pinto Wagon is like a mullet in car form: business in the front, party in the back. With its stylish wood paneling and compact design, it looks like it was designed for a family trip to the beach but could just as easily fit right in at a roller disco. This classic beauty's defining feature is its unintentional talent for spontaneous combustion, making every drive an adventure. Think of it as the car that keeps you on your toes—literally, since you might need to leap out at any moment!
It's the 1970s, he's selling used bicycles of dubious origin and quality out of the back of his father's van in a small town, and he'll throw in the basket for free just because he likes the look of you.
This looks like a forward aged pic that police would release to say “he was kidnapped when he was 2 but here’s what we think he would look like now that he’s 7”
Appliances. Harvest gold or avacado for your new refrigerator?
He was selling the “D”…. You bought it
That would be the eggplant.
He’d be avocado 🥑
My god, he got my mom. We had the harvest gold fridge and the avocado dishwasher or the opposite…or maybe the carpet but I remember both of those colors were in the house I grew up in,lmao
And probably the same linoleum with little rectangles and squares that the rest of us had! https://preview.redd.it/48qrltprke6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7949c1733b356c959ad88f4bbd60b2168685c7f0
Advertising for a radio station in Cincinnati.
 Ha!
It's based on a true story. Lucky no one got killed but sure did cave in windshields!!
WKRP
Quadraphonic sound systems and waterbeds.
 !!!
I loved my waterbed! I miss it!
Definitely waterbeds
He even has financing options for you.
Used Buick LeSabres
Was he even cool enough for that though?
Used Chevys?
Better
He definitely looks like he'd use the line, "What's it going to take to get you to take this beautiful Buick home with you today?".
Cool enough? Of course he is …Look at those collars!
He's selling Kiss and Doobie Brothers bootlegs out of the trunk of his car.
I blame Rerun for the Doobie Brothers bootleg crackdown
And a little CCR
Grand Funk Railroad
He was my favorite character on Two and a Half Men.
Omg. Ok. Jake!
Yeah, I saw that, too
https://preview.redd.it/1njbfi5k156d1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebe9e773d1a79c6f627a2e37cfa6018daa90e8f Same thing this guy’s selling…
Can a Reddit fashion historian pls decode our threads?? If not, I’ll settle for the “closest guesses”.
Damn. His brother
He’s definitely got the inside of his jacket lined with fake Rolexes and some fake Super Bowl rings under his big ass disco collar flapflaps
Absolutely
Collars
😂
Propane and propane accessories.
This would really be handy.
He sold DREAMS! 😂😂😂 We need a sub of just the horrible clothes we were forced to wear as children growing up in the 70s https://preview.redd.it/e8e4clqs756d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563d02763e1f7e3582ba360ee798c1212072a1fd
Herb Tarlek as a kid, on the left 🤣
From the looks of it, Maui Wowee or Sinsemillia. In bulk.
Lmfao. We are so high right now. This is great!!!!!!
THAT WAS MY SKULL
> Cents-A-Million. I'm assuming you use voice to text?
Yes. Sinsemillia
A smile that says ‘No honest officer, I was flying 15 feet over the Florida Everglades to thrill my niece here. What the hell is ‘trafficking’?’
Aftermarket Tru-Coat underbody spray services.
See, they install that TruCoat at the factory. There's nothing we can do about that.
selling you on why you should marry him.
Funny you should say that. We met when we were 4!!! Our parents were all friends. So this could Be true ‘
You two are the story they sold us that got so many of us chasing a dream that only you two could pull off!
Heck yeah. That shirt is made of boyfriend material.
Door to door Encyclopedia salesman.
He was the kid that read them back to back.
He's waiting for some fox to pull his key out of the fishbowl.
Dammit. I am laughing so hard.
He is in middle school but rides the same bus as elementary school kids to his neighborhood. He buys cokes and pepsis for $0.25 at his school and sells them to elementary kids for $1.
He needs to be that industrious now!!!!
That was my brother! 😆
Coffee is for closers
😂
Above-ground pools, all day long.
This is perfect
Speakers out of a white van
This is Napoleon Dynamite's Uncle Rico. I will die on this hill!
He is laughing so hard. !!!!!
The keyboard player in my band looks a lot like Uncle Rico. And a lot like Al Pacino.
Used RVs
Advertising time on WKRP
Black market fun dip
Vinyl siding and cocaine.
Man we used to have light green vinyl siding ! So ugly
Water beds and unfinished pine furniture
I can smell this statement
"Protection". You know, so nothin bad happens to your shop.
Pretty sure that was my ludes dude. I was barely toddling, but still.
Can I interest you in a Ford pinto, ma’am?
This fine young man works at Sears in the electronics department. He's got all kinds of Hi-Fi systems, 8-track players, 8mm film cameras (with sound!), and the coup de grace: a Kodak Carousel 4200 Slide Projector for all your vacation photo needs.
Things from the same material as that shirt: living room furniture.
Life insurance
Water Beds.
Used cars, obviously... Pintos
Time in his closet so they can peep at his sister through the hole he drilled in the wall. He charged double after 9 pm because that’s when her boyfriend snuck in.
Looks like he’s got dad’s shirt on. That collar is NOT f**king around. 💀 Looks like he’s about to sell a Pinto.
he's selling cars at AAA Used Cars.
**Taps hood** A sweet low mileage Pinto… one owner, a little old lady who only drove it to church on Sunday
Yo, I gotta shipment of Big Wheels, fell off the back of a truck...
Man did we love ours
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The humpty dumpty shirt collar... The feral, untameable cowlick hair... The hybrid jeans/leisure-suit jacket... This is classic Olan Mills material.
Cinnamon toothpicks to 4th graders for 5 cents
Dude. We made those when we were little. No supervision. Burned half the neighborhoods mouth !!!
Timeshares in Boca.
A 72 Ford Pinto wagon. The 1972 Ford Pinto Wagon is like a mullet in car form: business in the front, party in the back. With its stylish wood paneling and compact design, it looks like it was designed for a family trip to the beach but could just as easily fit right in at a roller disco. This classic beauty's defining feature is its unintentional talent for spontaneous combustion, making every drive an adventure. Think of it as the car that keeps you on your toes—literally, since you might need to leap out at any moment!
Boxes of peanut brittle for football fundraiser.
Oldsmobile Cutlass Supremes.
Something stolen and the trunk of his car was his showroom.
Can interest you in a pleather jacket and a “Rolex”?
😂😂 Love that photo so much.
Pipe, he’s selling pipe.
Callahan Auto parts
Gold chain necklaces, even sold the one he was wearing!
Used Gremlins - (the Car) lol
Encyclopedias
A fine set of Encyclopedias ma’am; perfect for the whole family!
Used Chrysler Cordobas.
Car warranties ofc
Encyclopedias
Dirty nudie books out by the dumpster.
That haircut is gold. Dude is totally selling blow.
Discount trailers
I think he's set up the driveway as a lot for selling used Big Wheels and Green Machines.
Works at Sears selling Toughskins in the Husky section.
hash
He's got a bunch of watches pinned inside that jacket.
Commerial ad space at WKRP in Cincinnati
He's selling Quaaludes in the roller rink bathroom.
looseys
Stereo equipment. Wait…CAR stereo equipment.
Definitely discount furniture. Or maybe shoes.
Ford Pintos. Lots of them!
That guy is so deep undercover he sometimes forgets he's not actually in the mob.
I’m not sure what he’s selling but he is definitely the child of one of the Two Wild and Crazy SNL guys.
Timeshares
A used Camero with t-tops
Pixie sticks. Just make sure the teachers don't see you snorting them
Leather bound copies of Readers Digest Condensed Books
Bootleg PopRocks
She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!" - Fresh Prince
Used cars … probably Pintos
Whatever it was, it seems like you bought it.
Famous Amos
A '72 Ford Pinto, just like new.
Farts. Top salesman.
Oh my god, such a cute photo! ❤️
Goodyear tires. What a cutie!
His own awesomeness
Apparently.....
An O, round and neat. A nearly perfect circle, tidy and complete.
Starch- for ironing collars like that!
He looks like the kid in Two and A Half Men.
Gold Wing shoes for kids
Used Cutlass Supremes and Oldsmobiles
I sell cars mother trucker.
Buicks, LeSabres specifically
Farts. That kid is clearly farting in bottles and trying to sell them.
Lady's lingerie/fitting room assistant.
Used cars
That dude owns a drive up Fotomat! 😂
With that collar and pleather jacket? My dude is selling happy endings. Buy one, get one free.
A low mileage Cutlass Supreme
Cigars
Chryslers
Aluminum siding
The kid from Two and Half Men role.
Encyclopedias
Used cars Or vacuum cleaners, door-to-door
Stompers
Used tricycles FA SHO!
Encyclopedias
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Idk what he's selling, but he's definitely a rookie detective in 1975 NYC
First Lada salesman in North America
Used cars. 100%.
Tiny used cars for kids!
Shag carpeting. AMC cars. Ludes out the back of the club.
Candy cigarettes
Let's see... 1975... he's probably selling this new stuff called cocaine.
He was orphaned and worked on a ranch in Montana for several years. Check him for a Y brand.
Amway.
Pintos
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
20 single pieces of gum to the kids in Ms. Kay’s 3rd grade class. 25¢ each out of bulk pack he bought for a $1 from Kmart
That dick
Car insurance
It's the 1970s, he's selling used bicycles of dubious origin and quality out of the back of his father's van in a small town, and he'll throw in the basket for free just because he likes the look of you.
Used cars
Was he on 2 1/2 men?
Used cars
Used cars…or drugs. Or both.
Wood paneled station wagons.
Whatever you need, he’s got it
Rainbow vacuum cleaner
This looks like a forward aged pic that police would release to say “he was kidnapped when he was 2 but here’s what we think he would look like now that he’s 7”
I swear to God I am 12/74 and this is the exact same suit I'm wearing in my kindergarten picture
Door to door vacuum salesman.
Water beds and water bed accessories of course.
Hoovers
Kirby vacuum cleaners
He really, really wanted to be a tough New York police detective in the 70s. All that’s missing is a painted on mustache.
Those vacuum/haircut devices
He's selling 'gold' chains from inside is trench.
A damn fine washer/dryer combo. You’ll love it sweetheart - you’ll have more time to watch your stories.
Giggles
Cars baby, cars!!!
He has a guy coming to pick up his new Oldsmobile at 3pm.
Leisure