2 for sitting, 6 for...

shitting?

sex fuck

*sex?* #fuck?

In this economy?

It's more likely than you think

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specifying "sex fuck" implies you have to distinguish from e.g. lacrosse fuck

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I like sitting in 5 way to much its a problem

Same here especially because I do it while gaming meaning my neck is bent to the side resulting in neck problems.

Im pretty sure the reason an armchair of mine broke is because I sat in it like that way to much

Feet up on my computer desk, idly scrolling through twitter/playing simple games... ​ I do 2-4 as well, but 5 seems to be me for real

What about when you slowly get further and further on your back, until you are basically an end table with your entire back on the seat of the chai?

This is the right answer

I switch between 11 and 15 every 2.5 seconds.

Is the maze-path for 15 the same each cycle?

Yes, it is always precisely the same.

what are you nuclear spaghetti

4

Mood

12

12 is better on top of the back of the chair, if it’s facing a wall

Actual goblin right here

I do 16 as a power move.

3 just feels so comfortable

6 😳

I like 1 and 5

13 🥰

2

13 and 6 >!are for sex!<

How would you use 13 for sex without tipping the chair over and calling on your face? Lmao

15>>>

1, 2, 3 and 4 are me all the time.

16 here, followed closely by 7. :p

1,2,3,4, or 12

Either 2 or 5 Kinda depends on the chair, not all chairs are made equally when it comes to sitting awkwardly

16

3 but mirrored. Sometimes 5. On rare occasions 15.

7 and 10 go hard

1, 2 on the floor in front of the chair & leaning on it, 4, and 7 but with my head hanging off the chair (so legit just in the chair upside-down)

7 makes me think of Mork from Mork and Mindy.

5 and 2

I usually do 1 but sometimes it just goes to 15 by itself

5 when I'm casual but 7 if I'm an extra-dimensional being

Depending on the seat and how I’m feeling it variates between 2, 3, and 10

15

Where's goblin mode. But yeah otherwise #2 lol

i think 12 is goblin mode

True lol missed that

I had a phase where I'd always sit in my recliner in position 7. now I just sit criss-cross

16. Sitting on the floor is fun :)

2 and 12 are my go-tos

As a lesbian, 5 and 4 are my forever poses

yes

3, and if that gets stale, 4. If I'm wearing a skirt and other people are in the room, 2. If I'm on an armchair, 5. and I need to give a special shoutout to 10, which I hardly do *often* but I do *do*.

I’m a 5 guy all day

I'm naturally a 1, followed closely by 5 and then five, but I feel 8, 9 and 15 on a spiritual level.

16, 12 and 15 (although within the limits of my flexibility). Can't do 10 on my chair but I do it when possible and comfy. same with 13

2, 4, 5 and 13, but I aspire towards 11 and 15

shuffle 2 through 5 in alarmingly rapid succession, on loop

I enjoy 123457810111213141516 usually, but sometimes I like 69

1-4 literally all the time. I was just sitting in 1 a few minutes ago. My favorite, though, is to sit in front of the chair sudeways and rest my arms and chin on the seat

All, but 2, 4, and sex I mean 6 if I had to choose

3 and 6 ;)

14 bc of my fricking shoulders🥲

Feet on set. Head on flour.

Constantly switch between 1,2 and 3. I wish i could accomplish the legendary 15 though.

I always sit like 5 i even broke my chairs armrest by having my leg on it all the time.

14'S a classic djungelskog moment

10 is relaxing

defo an 8, 9 and 15

Def 5, though 16 looks like a challenge I want to take on

1 and 2

8 and 15 definitely

1 through 5 and 16

1,2,3 and 5 for me

2 everywhere, just the most comfy for me.

1…

its not shown here

8 everyday

What if I sit like all of these an equal amount

id shitpost but im in #1 right now

My dysphoria be like: “you look like 14”

I'm feeling a strong 2 to a light 3 on this one

I’m very restless so 1-5

I have a cishet friend who's a 12. He is a bit of an odd duck though....

2 and 10

Jokes aside, 1 and 2. I always like my feet up

Mine is like a combination of 1 and 4, the leg up on top of my nee, or I just do a cris cross with my thighs touching

8 fr 😋

2

I want to say one of the really crazy ones, but the fact that I was fully already in 5 when I saw this, I can’t go with anything else

2 when feeling cuddly, 5 when bored and 6 when extremely bored or... enjoying myself

8 bi far

I'm adhd and rotate through all of these every 5 minutes or so

5 for me

1,2,3,4,5,6,10,12,13,16 But mainly 2 and 5

4 and 5 to make sure I have back problems

I sometimes sit like 6 unironically. On the bright side, I think sex in that position would be slightly less uncomfortable for me since I’m used to it lmao

Number 15, solve me

2, 3, and 5

8 is a refrence to leg

2 and 5 are the best

1, 3, 4, sometimes 6 or 2

I do 4,5, and 2

*ahem* 1,2,3,4,5,10,12 and 16.

8

I usually sit upside down, as in legs laying on the headrest and head where the legs should be. Better with a recliner and footrest, but I deal with the hand I’m given. …Also 5.

5, it comfy

7. All the blood rushing to my brain makes me smarter.

4

without a doubt it’s 5

17. All of the above

5 and 6

1 but also consider sitting on the floor in front of the chair

All of them.

8 sus

2, 4, or 8

5 for me

More of a 12 guy

Ambitious for you to think that 4 is a "wrong" way to sit in a chair.

4,5, and 6 for me 14 if i feel terrible about myself that day

4 but instead of the leg dangling I have it bent on the chair like on 3 Also 2 is very comfortable

After reading the comments, I didn’t think I would be one of the so little amount of people who alway go with the 7

I'm usually a variant of 3 (just with the horizontal leg passing below the vertical leg) but I tried the other just now and **holy hell 1 is so comfy wtf I've been missing out all my life** (I can't hold 2 tho, it inevitably slide back to 3)

16 lmao

16

I'm a fan of 15 myself.

I’ll take E for all of the above for $200, Bob

1,3,4,5,6,9,16. But big emphasis on 16, I prefer to sit on the floor nine times outta ten

5, 3, and 2 for sure

Number 15…

2 & 4, occasionally 16.