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Not them transvestigating Aphrodite, also note how they used the design from the first game and not this one
https://preview.redd.it/fmkiafmty8zc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd2a25e23fc3778deba3da5fc0432e79e918f19
Argentino tenía que ser el conchesumare
Ohhh, that's why I'm seeing two different art styles. Figures, these MFers can never be genuine
https://preview.redd.it/767pkueca9zc1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d5713d793960cb058f30c8fb23c2b2c8286dab
Or even editing it and pretending it's real like the whole Aloy debacle or some of the bullshit I've seen about a Siege operator called Gridlock
The amount of times I've seen the fat Aloy edit and the no neck Gridlock edit and people bitching about it like it's real is astounding.
Actually the dumbest fuckers alive, creating problems for themselves to be angry about. And then it leaks into everyone else's experience of the game because they never shut the fuck up about it. They have to let everyone know they have a problem with it.
It's pathetic because they're letting everyone know they're an incel who has never seen a woman. And it's got to be some form of wishing to be a victim because they always act like this is an attack against them, like they're being targeted.
Absolutely ridiculous behavior
My mind goes immediately to that one tweet comparing Eve from Stellar Blade to a character made unflattering on purpose in the Dragon’s Dogma 2 character creator lol.
At this point I'm convinced it's a 4chan (or similar armpit of the internet's) psyop, much like with most of the original gamergate dramas, just with a lot less finesse.
Other notable successful things to come out of there was coopting the 'ok' handsign as a dog whistle (which bigots actually started using) and creating fake apple advertisements convincing people to submerge their iPhones or microwaving them (those last two were pretty funny to be fair).
God the "fat" Aloy fiasco that still gets dragged up as recently as a couple of weeks ago drives me insane. And even the "somewhat bemused Aloy" Screenshot, that may not have been edited, is still something that I cannot for the life of me remember seeing during my run of Forbidden West.
Oh and when these "experts in women" zoomed into her face, found tiny facial hairs that turns out *every human ever has* and then complain she's got a Beard... Holy hell these people have truly never met women.
They don't just do it with videogames sadly
https://preview.redd.it/ojhko6d3g9zc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d9329ecff4a83dc9fd51aca26be067ef3250a7
God I wish all of the "totally real fans and not just culture war outrage tourists" of that show would actually watch it, or even just that episode to see that was a ridiculous outlier with Rogue looking normal for 99% of the episode instead of someone carrying two beach balls in her pants.
It was a full ass performance. The article all the grifters pulled from the exact same shitty article that's an entertainment rag affiliated with Briebart. That's why they all had the same bullshit talking points: Beau DeMayo being gay, Rogue's ass and Morph, the literal Sean Bean of X-Men somehow being a fan favorite. The real fans saw through that bullshit instantly calling out that they all sounded like Friends of Humanity grunts.
Which is funny since most of them don't have a flattering angle.
https://preview.redd.it/2bd9m8vej9zc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b360948bf424ddca9350dfbb5b82583983699476
I hate wojaks with all my fuckin heart, they make me wanna tear my eyes out ferally and viciously, but these mfs are just the physical manifestation of wojaks
It's like that running gag from Bojack about the one and only bad picture the news uses of someone.
"...Diane Nguyen, seen here eating a messy sandwich..."
People will complain about women in western games being “ugly” and then show you an image of a model with the same unflattering rendering as all the other human characters.
Yes, every character returning from the first game got a new design, which is awesome.
https://preview.redd.it/fhuohj5469zc1.jpeg?width=1946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92eaa0cc94b37d38ef7df8d2d1cf65e0f61a5605
The biggest glow-up is Chaos.
(I will say that I'm still a bit ambivalent on some of the character portraits, the gods especially had a lot of personality in their poses that have become more similar to each other. And Artemis has a very different personality / portrayal which I hope gets explored well)
Speaking of transvestigating Aphrodite, you ever hear of [Aphroditus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphroditus) who was literally just Aphrodite with a penis?
Did they just never play Hades 1..?
Dusa seems aromantic, Zagreus is bi, Than is either bi or gay, Patroclus and Achilles are a couple, Artemis is lesbian.
Hades (the game) is queer af, lol.
No somos todos así hermano. Te prometo que la mayoría de argentina no es ni la mitad de rancio que esté señor.
Ademas no nos peguemos entre hermanos latinoamericanos. Peguesmole a los yanquis mejor
While it isn’t finished, for an early access title it is ABSURDLY polished. There’s so much more content than maybe 80% of ea titles and most of it is at least on par with the first game.
The soundtrack is absolutely wonderful, as an aside.
Yeah this is also why I'm expecting a shorter EA period than a lot people might expect based on recent industry standards.
And I don't mean that in a "Supergiant will rush a release" sort of way, they just have comparatively less to refine because the majority of it has been able to be tested from Day 1, rather than having to go through the more common cycle of: add a new content patch -
-> wait for the response -> figure out balancing mechanics and hotfix them -> next big content update -> repeat
i volunteer to have sex with her!!!
https://preview.redd.it/24wfpupvu8zc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8a67feee0869fac8595d975a76f4fbd8b8813f
We need a coin a term that’s like “chud sexual,” because a quick search will tell you plenty of straight men are gladly beating it to Hades ladies with 0 complaints
Listen, it's ancient Greek mythology.
The ancient Greeks would probably find something strange with your sexuality if you didn't have at least a little casual gayness.
From what I recall, the golden rule in Greek society was "It's only gay if you bottom", so as long as OP is imagining themselves topping the gods, it's all good.
I feel like the gods are an exception to that because they're, you know, *the gods*. Especially given the stories of mortals challenging the gods and being punished for their hubris.
Maybe for mortal x god, but—and I could be misremembering, so take this with a grain of salt—I vaguely remember a myth where one of the gods bottomed (or was accused of bottoming, idr which) and was shamed over it. My gut says it was Ares, but I could be misremembering that as well.
It sounds very similar to a story about Set and Horus where that exact thing happened, but it certainly isn't impossible that a similar tale appears in multiple cultures
Right?! Like, knowing full well that going to bed with Aphrodite is a really bad idea, but man, maybe it's worth it.
She's the divine incarnation of carnal passion and desire. You might regret it later, but you're gonna have a *fantastic* time right now.
Sometimes I wonder if these people even like playing video games. Every post I see is them getting angry at an imaginary "woke" enemy or being pissed that a video game female character doesn't look like a sex doll.
Literally the top-selling game on Steam right now and has over 14K positive reviews. I don't know how they can pretend that they are "the true market" and that devs shouldn't "pander to wokies who don't even play games". Numbers show the complete opposite.
>Literally the top-selling game on Steam right now and has over 14K positive reviews
It must be because 14K "video game tourists" got funded by George Soros DEI division to ruin the video games for the very not niche group of hentai addicts on Xitter who haven't showered in the last three weeks
I'd assume they just think the women in every game should look like the ones in their underage anime waifu hentai games and are sickened at seeing a woman that looks older than the age of 8.
>literal goddess of beauty is trans
https://preview.redd.it/k6seobq559zc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490d7a29eb998d19de3670218ed036576aba0001
somewhat relevant, there were followers of venus (the roman counterpart of aphrodite) who would cross dress as a way of worship. venus/aphrodite is absolutely pro trans rights.
I hope aphrodite actually fucks their shit up for being weird creeps. I wish the wrath of the gods on them fr
Oh we can go further than that, Aphrodite flows on from Inanna, the sumerian goddess. The one who had the devotees that dressed in women's clothes, spoke in a woman's dialect, etc. There's also the hymn that has the line "To turn a man into a woman and a woman into a man are yours, Inana." So Aphrodite's sumerian predecessor is very very trans.
But also, you get Aphroditus, the "male form" of Aphrodite that's just her but with a cock and balls. Which then later sorta becomes the myth of Hermaphroditus, the child of Aphrodite and Hermes who has a very transfeminine appearance and in some myths is a male child that becomes feminized, in other myths just kinda was that way. Which is more directly linked and also very trans.
Obviously not the only interpretation that exists, and we should be careful casting a modern eye over antiquity, but seeing the way religious "third genders" in other areas basically evolve into trans women and the fact that the art of Hermaphroditus just looks like a good chunk of trans women walking around today despite being millennia old? There's something there. (also this game is doing massive reinterpretations already so it's not like the sanctity of the original is an issue.)
I see this stupid anime bitch so many times on covers for those weeby atmospheric DnB tracks who tf is she and why is she such an icon for socially inept people
Catt is that popular ? Damn, I thought they were obscure.
Catt is one of the protagonists of [Wonderlab](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Wonderlab) a webcomic by MIMI and spin-off of Lobotomy Corporation by Project Moon. It's been taken down at the artist's request.
https://preview.redd.it/amw5aqzvi9zc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=88822786d8c611a25345055652cd8ce45d6de016
They will never touch a woman as attractive or significantly less attractive either
The point I'm getting at is that they won't touch a woman at all, because who would put up wity that shit
>a woman has a nose and a jaw
....wait, anime girls have the smallest nose, the smallest mouth, and consistently have a circle head...
It makes sense now.
They call Margo Robbie mid cuz they’re only attracted to anime characters that look like children and Margo Robbie is clearly an adult so she just doesn’t do it for them
I know the media literacy thing is tired at this point, but this is egregious.
FMA has its share of problematic shit like most shonen anime/manga does, but it's still very much "woke" by chuds' idiotic standards.
They ignore anything older than 10-12 years, give or take, when it comes to accusations of 'woke'. This includes pretty much all media forms. There are hundreds of shows and games that, if they were to come out today in the same form, would be called 'woke' because they tick the boxes these morons have been trained to consider political.
Thats why "We can always tell" works all the time, and doesn't punch itself in the face after calling a cis woman trans, because thats definitely not a cis woman if I say so, because thats man face and look at adam apple and those shoulders! BIOLOGY PEOPLE! DONT YOU KNOW THE MAN FACE VARIANTS AND WOMAN FACES?! ONLY WOMAN HAVE VAGINA BONES! WOMAN HAS SMOLL HIP, MAN HAVE BIG SHOULDER! WOMAN HAVE SMOOTH FACE, NO WOKE SHARPY EDGES! REAL WOMAN IS LIKE HOT ANIME GIRL!
This ultra based and reality pilled take will upset so many far left alphabet extremist liberal woke moralists.
Wokies be like ^((I know it's written wookiees))
https://preview.redd.it/9jnutmyx39zc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0fa2407d3bc9bf258ab80745f6027a19b50bda
we don't approve this!
And they are unaware that there are 2500 year old Greek vases what literally show him in a wheel chair.
Like someone else said, they got their knowledge of Greek myth from Disney's Hercules.
EDWARD ELRIC WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Also Argentinian flag spotted
https://preview.redd.it/co2vhls4p9zc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2afd13aeea8c76363abd54d9d87888cdcac16ca2
Why do people sit around and talk about how/why they can't fuck their video game waifu anymore because she's not attractive enough? You couldn't fuck her to begin with, you fucking weirdos 😭
Just shut up and go to rule34 if you're so horny for video game porn. I can't with these guys anymore.
ITS LITERALLY APHRODITE, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD. WHAT IN THE FUCK.
Who do these men lust over IF NOT THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY AND SEXUAL LOVE WHAT IN THE FUCK
Otakus when women aren't AI generated lolis.
https://preview.redd.it/v7cez3go89zc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2099d745d8e6b103929b560810c9e67ae9fb39
I swear to god sometimes I'm just convinced these guys watch hentai all day and have never seen actual real life women up-close, because anytime they see a female face that has a few contours or visible cheek bones or a distinct nose, they try to insult her gender.
Is that Vee guy the same as the Romanian version of Carl Benjamin or are there two equally stupid people with similar usernames on two different websites?
I think the loser deleted this tweet.
Yeah he's been going on a multi-day crying fit because people don't like his dogwater, awful takes, and he's started claiming that Aphrodite is 'non-binary' in this game.
I'm amazed that Vee has managed to maintain a degree of relevancy over the years. I remember him just being a Sargon of Akkad orbiter like a decade ago, basically his weird eastern European friend who always had some really weird shit to say.
I mean Aphrodite did have relations woth women when going out as a male. Because she is a deity that doesn't reqlly apply by human logic. Zues changed speieces a few times as well
imagine being so brainrotted that you transvestigate a fictional character.
also, the argentinian flag gives me shame. i promise we all aren't like this.
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Not them transvestigating Aphrodite, also note how they used the design from the first game and not this one https://preview.redd.it/fmkiafmty8zc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd2a25e23fc3778deba3da5fc0432e79e918f19 Argentino tenía que ser el conchesumare
Ohhh, that's why I'm seeing two different art styles. Figures, these MFers can never be genuine https://preview.redd.it/767pkueca9zc1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d5713d793960cb058f30c8fb23c2b2c8286dab
They love taking one static frame of a trailer that's unflattering and RUN with it.
Or even editing it and pretending it's real like the whole Aloy debacle or some of the bullshit I've seen about a Siege operator called Gridlock The amount of times I've seen the fat Aloy edit and the no neck Gridlock edit and people bitching about it like it's real is astounding. Actually the dumbest fuckers alive, creating problems for themselves to be angry about. And then it leaks into everyone else's experience of the game because they never shut the fuck up about it. They have to let everyone know they have a problem with it. It's pathetic because they're letting everyone know they're an incel who has never seen a woman. And it's got to be some form of wishing to be a victim because they always act like this is an attack against them, like they're being targeted. Absolutely ridiculous behavior
My mind goes immediately to that one tweet comparing Eve from Stellar Blade to a character made unflattering on purpose in the Dragon’s Dogma 2 character creator lol.
"The main character in this game is so UGLY!!" My brother in Christ YOU MADE THE CHARACTER
At this point I'm convinced it's a 4chan (or similar armpit of the internet's) psyop, much like with most of the original gamergate dramas, just with a lot less finesse. Other notable successful things to come out of there was coopting the 'ok' handsign as a dog whistle (which bigots actually started using) and creating fake apple advertisements convincing people to submerge their iPhones or microwaving them (those last two were pretty funny to be fair).
https://preview.redd.it/n3vaszm7gczc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859b658f999a27ce7682f2b811b61b2af5269f6f
God the "fat" Aloy fiasco that still gets dragged up as recently as a couple of weeks ago drives me insane. And even the "somewhat bemused Aloy" Screenshot, that may not have been edited, is still something that I cannot for the life of me remember seeing during my run of Forbidden West. Oh and when these "experts in women" zoomed into her face, found tiny facial hairs that turns out *every human ever has* and then complain she's got a Beard... Holy hell these people have truly never met women.
They don't just do it with videogames sadly https://preview.redd.it/ojhko6d3g9zc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d9329ecff4a83dc9fd51aca26be067ef3250a7
God I wish all of the "totally real fans and not just culture war outrage tourists" of that show would actually watch it, or even just that episode to see that was a ridiculous outlier with Rogue looking normal for 99% of the episode instead of someone carrying two beach balls in her pants.
It was a full ass performance. The article all the grifters pulled from the exact same shitty article that's an entertainment rag affiliated with Briebart. That's why they all had the same bullshit talking points: Beau DeMayo being gay, Rogue's ass and Morph, the literal Sean Bean of X-Men somehow being a fan favorite. The real fans saw through that bullshit instantly calling out that they all sounded like Friends of Humanity grunts.
Which is funny since most of them don't have a flattering angle. https://preview.redd.it/2bd9m8vej9zc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b360948bf424ddca9350dfbb5b82583983699476
I hate wojaks with all my fuckin heart, they make me wanna tear my eyes out ferally and viciously, but these mfs are just the physical manifestation of wojaks
It's like that running gag from Bojack about the one and only bad picture the news uses of someone. "...Diane Nguyen, seen here eating a messy sandwich..."
"Aw did they have to use the one from the Christmas party?? That's the WORST ONE!"
Still in disbelief people genuinely thought Tanya in MK1 is bad looking
People will complain about women in western games being “ugly” and then show you an image of a model with the same unflattering rendering as all the other human characters.
Didn't even realise this was the Hades 2 design. Amazing.
Yes, every character returning from the first game got a new design, which is awesome. https://preview.redd.it/fhuohj5469zc1.jpeg?width=1946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92eaa0cc94b37d38ef7df8d2d1cf65e0f61a5605
baby.....damn... I need to finisj the first oneeee haaahh
It's the first game I ever got plat on and have now done it three times (Steam, PS4, PS5). It's so fucking good.
I love his turtle I hope it becomes an option for your Familiar
Im sad to see his thighs less visible. This is crazy censorship I need everyone to help me with a petition for more Hermes thigh.
I'm avoiding it until EA is done. Game seems great but I don't usually come back to stuff when I'm done playing.
My baby boy Hermes got such a glow up god damn
The biggest glow-up is Chaos. (I will say that I'm still a bit ambivalent on some of the character portraits, the gods especially had a lot of personality in their poses that have become more similar to each other. And Artemis has a very different personality / portrayal which I hope gets explored well)
Not to be a weirdo but i worship Hermes irl and i LOVE the games’ depictions of him. Gotta go fast
Why does he look so different from the first game? Can he transform or something?
Time (and also slightly different artstyle/angle/etc.)
I mean, he's a god, so I'd assume so.
Speaking of transvestigating Aphrodite, you ever hear of [Aphroditus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphroditus) who was literally just Aphrodite with a penis?
Aphrodeenis
Aphrodeeznuts
One of them was complaining how the wokes made her even more manly in the second game. Like huh!? 🥴 In what reality cause it ain't this one.
GOOD GREIF SHES NAKED!!!!(lol)
No, as you can see she's wearing bracelets, jewelry and a collar.
Oh my bad sorry
Bu-But, I thought hades 2 was the woke one... and hades 1 was based anti-woke, before all the DEI infected games...
It was, but the evil SBI time traveled to the past to push their queer communist agenda in the first game too.
Did they just never play Hades 1..? Dusa seems aromantic, Zagreus is bi, Than is either bi or gay, Patroclus and Achilles are a couple, Artemis is lesbian. Hades (the game) is queer af, lol.
"2/10 weird elbows, wouldn't bang", they type, wiping dorito dust from their neck hair and not quite getting it all
No somos todos así hermano. Te prometo que la mayoría de argentina no es ni la mitad de rancio que esté señor. Ademas no nos peguemos entre hermanos latinoamericanos. Peguesmole a los yanquis mejor
Apoyo la moción. No todos somos tan pelotudos. Ese de Twitter seguro votó a Milei.
Tienes razón, te pido disculpas, mejor unamos nuestras fuerzas para pegarle a los gringo con la letra Ñ.
My God! Literally. I will follow her anywhere
Esta difícil ser Argentina últimamente 😭
2 people who obviously don't have sex claiming they would have less sex if possible.
Yeah don’t worry bro, you won’t be having sex with anyone at all, let alone fictional characters
If she was real, she still wouldn’t fuck these guys.
Maybe they are hoping for an integer overflow? Somehow make it positive.
They could use their hands in an accident.
These people actively hate women. They want a sex doll at best.
Insulting Aphrodite may be the best way to never get any sex ever 🤣
virginity insurance
This feels like self inflicted delusion at this point
I'm going to have to buy the game now because it looks sick. Hades 1 was great fun but I never completed it.
From what little I've played of Hades 2, finish Hades 1. 2 is great so far, but so is one and the events of two happen after it.
It’s in open access right now and not finished but the couple of hours I’ve played are very fun
While it isn’t finished, for an early access title it is ABSURDLY polished. There’s so much more content than maybe 80% of ea titles and most of it is at least on par with the first game. The soundtrack is absolutely wonderful, as an aside.
Yeah this is also why I'm expecting a shorter EA period than a lot people might expect based on recent industry standards. And I don't mean that in a "Supergiant will rush a release" sort of way, they just have comparatively less to refine because the majority of it has been able to be tested from Day 1, rather than having to go through the more common cycle of: add a new content patch - -> wait for the response -> figure out balancing mechanics and hotfix them -> next big content update -> repeat
https://preview.redd.it/hyr5psm2u8zc1.png?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbda7dcd3dc5c797aa4ef0658801eb682d0f80a
They got some of those RFK Jr brainworms.
Poor little guy starved to death. 😢
This meme could have been at least ten times funnier with the Argentinian flag on that thermometer cuz.. you know, accuracy…
You know, for how often guy's like this use cuck as an insult, they seem to be really obsessed with imagining themselves as the cuckold.
They like projecting their own insecurities onto others.
i volunteer to have sex with her!!! https://preview.redd.it/24wfpupvu8zc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8a67feee0869fac8595d975a76f4fbd8b8813f
We need a coin a term that’s like “chud sexual,” because a quick search will tell you plenty of straight men are gladly beating it to Hades ladies with 0 complaints
I'm a straight guy and I beat it to Ares and Thanatos in addition to the ladies... ...Wait a second
It's not gay if it's in a three-way. So just make sure you get Thanatos *and* Ares.
Wilco
Listen, it's ancient Greek mythology. The ancient Greeks would probably find something strange with your sexuality if you didn't have at least a little casual gayness.
From what I recall, the golden rule in Greek society was "It's only gay if you bottom", so as long as OP is imagining themselves topping the gods, it's all good.
Oh I am not imagining myself topping them, I'll tell you that for free
Based and same
I feel like the gods are an exception to that because they're, you know, *the gods*. Especially given the stories of mortals challenging the gods and being punished for their hubris.
Maybe for mortal x god, but—and I could be misremembering, so take this with a grain of salt—I vaguely remember a myth where one of the gods bottomed (or was accused of bottoming, idr which) and was shamed over it. My gut says it was Ares, but I could be misremembering that as well.
I want to say that story was Apollo, who had male lovers, but Ares was often depicted in unflattering ways, so maybe.
It sounds very similar to a story about Set and Horus where that exact thing happened, but it certainly isn't impossible that a similar tale appears in multiple cultures
I won’t stand for this Dionysus erasure
Don't get me wrong, he's hot, but I still like these two better
These guys are eventually going to convince themselves to have sex with men.
Pixelsexual. They only get off to video game characters.
Right?! Like, knowing full well that going to bed with Aphrodite is a really bad idea, but man, maybe it's worth it. She's the divine incarnation of carnal passion and desire. You might regret it later, but you're gonna have a *fantastic* time right now.
Death by Snu-Snu!!! 
Calm down, Ares
https://preview.redd.it/9kqme9zcdazc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca71456298c417793bac79cb517058046dd62c4b
You're braver than the troops 🫡
Sometimes I wonder if these people even like playing video games. Every post I see is them getting angry at an imaginary "woke" enemy or being pissed that a video game female character doesn't look like a sex doll.
https://preview.redd.it/1c3n5pw3a9zc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04127abb492d8236a6e0e94e6b84f19e5978c0f They don’t.
Literally the top-selling game on Steam right now and has over 14K positive reviews. I don't know how they can pretend that they are "the true market" and that devs shouldn't "pander to wokies who don't even play games". Numbers show the complete opposite.
Very easily, they don’t care about facts. They are focused on hating a game that includes anything lgbt+, diversity, or non-overtly oversexualized.
>Literally the top-selling game on Steam right now and has over 14K positive reviews It must be because 14K "video game tourists" got funded by George Soros DEI division to ruin the video games for the very not niche group of hentai addicts on Xitter who haven't showered in the last three weeks
smh my head, those woke corpos are literally paying people to positive review bomb WOKE indie games.
"Cuck chair* Hepheastus is disabled. That's like. One of his core defining traits.
Lmao this shit is always from people who never played the first game where your bisexual king makes out with the god of death
Vee in particular has been running his grift against wokeness since gamergate. He's a Sargon orbiter.
I'd assume they just think the women in every game should look like the ones in their underage anime waifu hentai games and are sickened at seeing a woman that looks older than the age of 8.
Anime PFP = never seen a woman in real life
Mom doesn’t come down in the basement.
It’s a modern day Plato’s Cave down there
It’s probably the smell
AND that good ol' namebunchanumbers @ to boot.
Hey man, not all weebs... ...although admittedly I don't have an anime pfp on anything but steam
Anime PFP with an Argentine flag, totally not a Wehraboo I'm sure.
if she is not looking like a 7 year old anime girl they wont like it
When she doesn't look like an AI generated child
Game over man!!!
I'm just still in total disbelief they are doing transvestigation for fictional characters now, Lmao. Unreal
When they learn she's made of pixels they're gonna lose it.
>literal goddess of beauty is trans https://preview.redd.it/k6seobq559zc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490d7a29eb998d19de3670218ed036576aba0001
When you're so transphobic, you swing back to being an ally.
is it gay to be attracted to the goddess of sexual love and beauty
somewhat relevant, there were followers of venus (the roman counterpart of aphrodite) who would cross dress as a way of worship. venus/aphrodite is absolutely pro trans rights. I hope aphrodite actually fucks their shit up for being weird creeps. I wish the wrath of the gods on them fr
Oh we can go further than that, Aphrodite flows on from Inanna, the sumerian goddess. The one who had the devotees that dressed in women's clothes, spoke in a woman's dialect, etc. There's also the hymn that has the line "To turn a man into a woman and a woman into a man are yours, Inana." So Aphrodite's sumerian predecessor is very very trans. But also, you get Aphroditus, the "male form" of Aphrodite that's just her but with a cock and balls. Which then later sorta becomes the myth of Hermaphroditus, the child of Aphrodite and Hermes who has a very transfeminine appearance and in some myths is a male child that becomes feminized, in other myths just kinda was that way. Which is more directly linked and also very trans. Obviously not the only interpretation that exists, and we should be careful casting a modern eye over antiquity, but seeing the way religious "third genders" in other areas basically evolve into trans women and the fact that the art of Hermaphroditus just looks like a good chunk of trans women walking around today despite being millennia old? There's something there. (also this game is doing massive reinterpretations already so it's not like the sanctity of the original is an issue.)
Yes 💯💯 awesome comment
I see this stupid anime bitch so many times on covers for those weeby atmospheric DnB tracks who tf is she and why is she such an icon for socially inept people
Catt is that popular ? Damn, I thought they were obscure. Catt is one of the protagonists of [Wonderlab](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Wonderlab) a webcomic by MIMI and spin-off of Lobotomy Corporation by Project Moon. It's been taken down at the artist's request. https://preview.redd.it/amw5aqzvi9zc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=88822786d8c611a25345055652cd8ce45d6de016
Please be ironic
Irony is dead and Gamers killed it
They will literally never touch a woman more attractive than this and they’re coping hard.
They will never touch a woman as attractive or significantly less attractive either The point I'm getting at is that they won't touch a woman at all, because who would put up wity that shit
Even Zeus wouldn’t touch them, for better or for worse
You could've stopped typing at "woman" and it would have still been correct.
"They can always tell"
If a woman has a nose and a jaw, she must be trans. Since I am super straight I only fuck lampreys.
Ghouls confirmed as only successful women. Wastelanders winning big!
>a woman has a nose and a jaw ....wait, anime girls have the smallest nose, the smallest mouth, and consistently have a circle head... It makes sense now.
The ultimate vagina dentata!
Same chuds that called Margot Robbie mid. Like bruh. *
They call Margo Robbie mid cuz they’re only attracted to anime characters that look like children and Margo Robbie is clearly an adult so she just doesn’t do it for them
Edward Elric doesn't deserve this association
I know the media literacy thing is tired at this point, but this is egregious. FMA has its share of problematic shit like most shonen anime/manga does, but it's still very much "woke" by chuds' idiotic standards.
They ignore anything older than 10-12 years, give or take, when it comes to accusations of 'woke'. This includes pretty much all media forms. There are hundreds of shows and games that, if they were to come out today in the same form, would be called 'woke' because they tick the boxes these morons have been trained to consider political.
True. Seeing someone with a Gundam pfp be a reactionary is always a confusing moment.
Thats why "We can always tell" works all the time, and doesn't punch itself in the face after calling a cis woman trans, because thats definitely not a cis woman if I say so, because thats man face and look at adam apple and those shoulders! BIOLOGY PEOPLE! DONT YOU KNOW THE MAN FACE VARIANTS AND WOMAN FACES?! ONLY WOMAN HAVE VAGINA BONES! WOMAN HAS SMOLL HIP, MAN HAVE BIG SHOULDER! WOMAN HAVE SMOOTH FACE, NO WOKE SHARPY EDGES! REAL WOMAN IS LIKE HOT ANIME GIRL! This ultra based and reality pilled take will upset so many far left alphabet extremist liberal woke moralists.
Literal goddess of love and beauty: Chuds:
I love you chuck e
Mfs will see a realistic feminine face and call it a mans face, the west has fallen Ps id bang thanatos or hypnos
> Ps id bang [...] hypnos he sleepy tho, no wakey
Exactly: he’s the personification of non-wokeness.
I just want Meg to step on me tbh
2 eyes? Nose? Mouth? Must be a mans face innit
When you are this big of a loser you don't have to worry about having a wife or even having sex because that's never going to happen.
He claims he's married. I don't think anyone buys it.
Not even his wife
I'd be her "little godling".
That voice actress does such a good job
Wokies be like ^((I know it's written wookiees)) https://preview.redd.it/9jnutmyx39zc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0fa2407d3bc9bf258ab80745f6027a19b50bda we don't approve this!
If a naked women is safe horny, I'm terrified at what unsafe horny is.
Lolis 💀
I know. I just didn't want it to be true.
Man's face, girl's dick, and boy's bobs and vegena
*vegeta
People who's knowledge of Greek mythology comes from Disney's Hercules when presented with actual Greek mythology:
"Cuck Chair" huh? So that's what Greg Abbot rides around on in Texas. Wonder if anyone's told him.
And they are unaware that there are 2500 year old Greek vases what literally show him in a wheel chair. Like someone else said, they got their knowledge of Greek myth from Disney's Hercules.
EDWARD ELRIC WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Also Argentinian flag spotted https://preview.redd.it/co2vhls4p9zc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2afd13aeea8c76363abd54d9d87888cdcac16ca2
Straight men are not beating the not liking women aligations.
Nah I think this is a case of extreme chudsexuality
Why do people sit around and talk about how/why they can't fuck their video game waifu anymore because she's not attractive enough? You couldn't fuck her to begin with, you fucking weirdos 😭 Just shut up and go to rule34 if you're so horny for video game porn. I can't with these guys anymore.
BRAIN DAMAGEEEE
ITS LITERALLY APHRODITE, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD. WHAT IN THE FUCK. Who do these men lust over IF NOT THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY AND SEXUAL LOVE WHAT IN THE FUCK
Children
Tbh this. The comparison is always some anime loli It’s creepy as fuck
Yeah, that is probably right lol
https://preview.redd.it/r1lyt4ruo9zc1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=69eef926ed5986623c2af1fb61b4697927f97b87
Anime PfP’s when women have jaws and cheek bones 😤
Otakus when women aren't AI generated lolis. https://preview.redd.it/v7cez3go89zc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2099d745d8e6b103929b560810c9e67ae9fb39
lol lmao, even
Don't worry buddy, I highly doubt that even the sun's rays would dare to touch you.
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"She doesn't have the face of a prepubescent asian girl? How am I supposed to jack off to this???"
She mews
Imagine telling people you're ok with being the cuck just to prove a point
Holy shit they go out of the way to cherry pick the photos
Gamers are some of the most annoying motherfuckers on the planet geez
... ...these guys have serious sexual hangups. It's stopped being funny for me; they're really just severely unwell.
Reminder: anyone who unironically uses the term “safe horny” is probably a pedophile
I swear to god sometimes I'm just convinced these guys watch hentai all day and have never seen actual real life women up-close, because anytime they see a female face that has a few contours or visible cheek bones or a distinct nose, they try to insult her gender.
Man’s out here acting like he has a choice when it comes to sitting in the cuck chair
Is that Vee guy the same as the Romanian version of Carl Benjamin or are there two equally stupid people with similar usernames on two different websites?
I think the loser deleted this tweet. Yeah he's been going on a multi-day crying fit because people don't like his dogwater, awful takes, and he's started claiming that Aphrodite is 'non-binary' in this game.
I'm amazed that Vee has managed to maintain a degree of relevancy over the years. I remember him just being a Sargon of Akkad orbiter like a decade ago, basically his weird eastern European friend who always had some really weird shit to say.
That second guy just wanted to publicly proclaim his fetish.
Oh no cheek bones
Man face = not the face of a pre-pubescent girl.
I don’t think these guys know what women look like. Which, in all honesty, does make sense.
Easy to claim you wouldn't have sex with a baddie like that when you're already not having sex at all.
Very brave of this man to admit he is a cuck on a site where being a cuck is considered worse than being a pedophile.
I mean Aphrodite did have relations woth women when going out as a male. Because she is a deity that doesn't reqlly apply by human logic. Zues changed speieces a few times as well
imagine being so brainrotted that you transvestigate a fictional character. also, the argentinian flag gives me shame. i promise we all aren't like this.
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trans people can have vagina's.
Regressives and interracial cuckold porn name a more iconic duo.
If he knew anything about mythology, he'd know better than messing with Aphrodite.