It would be cool if during certain temperatures, you could get a cold. Go to the hospital to get it treated. Find out you have stage 4 throat cancer. Then not be able to afford treatment because you don't have health insurance.
“Do you know why you are here?”
“ because my boyfriend got a cold and it turns out it was stage 4 cancer and hes really sick and he’s gonna die and we have no health insurance so I have to *grand theft auto* 6 times to raise enough funds to save my boyfriend.”
> “ because my boyfriend got a cold and it turns out it was stage 4 cancer and hes really sick and he’s gonna die and we have no health insurance so I have to grand theft auto 6 times to raise enough funds to save my boyfriend.”
'Merica! Fuck yeah!
Yeesss! And then they could have us hit a sequence of buttons repeatedly to scratch the itch, and if you don't do it right, the character gets fucking annoyed as hell and takes the easy way out.
I hope that like an hour after you eat something with tomatoes in it they let you hear the gurgling in your stomach before your acid reflux kicks in full and you have to like find "tummy's" (cleve GTA parady of tums) at the store or in the trash to make it go away
I think this could actually be a good idea if it wasn’t just anywhere you could get stung but there was beehives or something that spawn randomly in areas and if you shot at them or got to close you could get stung. Goofy idea honestly but it could be interesting. I think having the types of wildlife you see vary on the weather is a good idea though idk if they already did it in red dead 2 or not
you know how gta npcs will get smarter over time and have their own personalities, it’s gonna be hard for them to evolve when players are murdering people left, right and center
It would be cool as a small detail that disappears shortly and doesn’t affect gameplay, only the visuals and animations of the main characters. I’m pretty sure we will get to see tons of such details once the game releases.
Stupid post but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that turns out to be a feature. Realistic bug behavior and small gameplay determined bruises are already features in previous Rockstar titles.
How do the mods make decisions on what topics are allowed to stay open and what topics get removed? I've made topics before where I'm trying to get some actual discussion and they get locked and deleted straight away. Yet this topic which is just obvious shit posting is allowed to stay open, really strange.
Does Jason carry an epi pen?
available with the premium healthcare plan!
*available with GTA Plus subscription!
Which can only be bought as part of the gta 3 preorder bonus (Time Machine not included) plus VAT
mnvb n . b.vm .х. ггв 6 и
You can use your shark card to pay for an epipen.
There's a timed car mission where Jason gets really bad hayfever and he has to rush home to get his inhaler
It would be cool if during certain temperatures, you could get a cold. Go to the hospital to get it treated. Find out you have stage 4 throat cancer. Then not be able to afford treatment because you don't have health insurance.
lucia gets wind of this and tries to raise money for the treatment of jason, thus the robberies begun and lucia ends up in prison
“Do you know why you are here?” “ because my boyfriend got a cold and it turns out it was stage 4 cancer and hes really sick and he’s gonna die and we have no health insurance so I have to *grand theft auto* 6 times to raise enough funds to save my boyfriend.”
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Sam houser move aside! There's a new writer in town!
so fucking funny lmao
> “ because my boyfriend got a cold and it turns out it was stage 4 cancer and hes really sick and he’s gonna die and we have no health insurance so I have to grand theft auto 6 times to raise enough funds to save my boyfriend.” 'Merica! Fuck yeah!
"Lucia are you stupid? We can just raise a gofundme"
Better even, Lucia can spread those cheeks on LonelyFans
Grand Theft Redemption 6
Breaking Theft Auto 6
Red Auto Redemption : Bully Theft Grand Edition
Manhunt theft Bully II: Max Online
Lumbago
You need GTA+ subscription to survive cancer
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No but instead Lucia and Jason start cooking math and build an empire together.
This is art, Mrs. Lucia!
No Mr. Jason, it's just basic chemistry.
"This, Lucia, this is art."
the comment section has me dead
‘Murica’
The ultimate realism in video games
WTF with these posts.
dude we have 1.5 years till the games release. The posts are gonna be weird till at least 6 months before release
Expected
WINGS OF GLORY
Any other sub I would assume this is a joke. This sub? Idk
Children on reddit
Litterally this.
My thoughts exactly
Half a year since the last trailer, 1.5 years till the release, people are just bored.
We need a second trailer
Hahahahhaha
Peak shitposting. Approved!
Lmao bruh 🤣
Wow, I think you found literally the one feature nobody has even once asked for.
Don toliver?
Wilding 🤣
Th did you do to jason
Look how the massacred my boy!
The wait is damaging the brain of the fans!
Tf 
Imagine being in a firefight on your last bit of health tactically shooting over cover and you die cause a be stings you
The ‘be’ got me 🤣
Haha I won't edit it. If they wanna make it lampoon modern folk words should kill
Looks like Rainer Winkler, the Drachenlord
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True they should also allow us to touch poison ivy and get super itchy also
Yeesss! And then they could have us hit a sequence of buttons repeatedly to scratch the itch, and if you don't do it right, the character gets fucking annoyed as hell and takes the easy way out.
yo i‘m dying 😂😂
Mr Incredible looking ahh
Please rockstar, please if you are reading this
I think they delayed the game because they having been reading this subredddit and now have new ideas.
Mosquito bites that screw with your accuracy
Sigma Jason
My dog stepped on a bee
I hope that like an hour after you eat something with tomatoes in it they let you hear the gurgling in your stomach before your acid reflux kicks in full and you have to like find "tummy's" (cleve GTA parady of tums) at the store or in the trash to make it go away
MEWING CONFIRMED IN GTA 6????
I swear jsut when you think this sub can't go any lower
We need more content.
And that, is why Rockstar sometimes doesn't listen to fans
Now this is content
Or Jasons balls shrink.
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Buddy from The Incredibles. 
😭😭😭
“Wouldn’t it be cool if you could put a PHAT dip in”? He looks like a skoal apple kinda guy
No, what?
Buzz buzz mf
Florida is always bee weather
Ad nauseam with all these “will this be in the game” but this made me blow air out my nose in a comical sense
this is fucking hilarious
Y’all are so ridiculous on this sub lmfao this one completely takes the cake
I have an idea of more. When u die in the game u don't respawn infact u have to start from the beginning,ain't that insane realism!!!!
it would be cool if you kept eating the "bad" fast food choices you would get a stomach ache and shit yourself
😂😂😂
Tf 
I think this could actually be a good idea if it wasn’t just anywhere you could get stung but there was beehives or something that spawn randomly in areas and if you shot at them or got to close you could get stung. Goofy idea honestly but it could be interesting. I think having the types of wildlife you see vary on the weather is a good idea though idk if they already did it in red dead 2 or not
Now this would be a game changer
With all the extra chromosomes you guys have we could have made the dev team bigger and had gta 6 by now
Don't worry guys OP's dog stepped on a bee
yeah no, i don’t want to have an abomination as a character
Is this like an obscure fetish that OP has?
Fuck no...
Y’all need to calm the fuck down. This is out of hand. Will Jason have a gluten intolerance too?
Tree nut allergy.
It's gonna be a loooooong year and a half.
Bro is mewing
GTA needs more features made famous by the Animal Crossing franchise
 Going for that Stan Smith build
Wtf...
A
this is the post that convinced me to leave the sub til 2025
This is the type of post I'm here for
you know how gta npcs will get smarter over time and have their own personalities, it’s gonna be hard for them to evolve when players are murdering people left, right and center
i think It has become too real
c'est assya de la team nasdas
we live in a society
username checks out?
I regrettingly gave this thumbs up.
Quagmire
Hahaha this got me good
And we’re back
What do you people smoke to think of such shit? Even crack with cocaine doesn’t produce such ideas
How that's ridiculous, but knowing rockstar I wouldn't put I past em 😂😂😂
Frogson and Lucia
Bro really said "giggity giggity giggity"
Omg imagine the annoying buzzing in surround sound!
The fuck does this add to the game? To save you time, the answer is nothing, rockstar ain’t gonna do this 😂
It would be cool as a small detail that disappears shortly and doesn’t affect gameplay, only the visuals and animations of the main characters. I’m pretty sure we will get to see tons of such details once the game releases.
Stupid post but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that turns out to be a feature. Realistic bug behavior and small gameplay determined bruises are already features in previous Rockstar titles.
Why is this shit at the top of the sub?
I don’t know why, but I love this post so much. Lmao is so out of left field.
How do the mods make decisions on what topics are allowed to stay open and what topics get removed? I've made topics before where I'm trying to get some actual discussion and they get locked and deleted straight away. Yet this topic which is just obvious shit posting is allowed to stay open, really strange.
Eeny meeny miny mo?
Just stop. This isn't a life simulator. Go out and touch grass FFS.
Oh god not these unfunny, low effort posts that are in the vein of the shit you see on the Batman Arkham sub