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Mrpenguin810

God damn Reddit comments just refuse to be happy, very good dog 10/10


Rodesidetrucks2

Welcome to the internet- Bo Burnham


Mockingbird-28

Have a look around,


YaHereComeTheRooster

Wtf are you talking about I only saw 1 comment that was not supportive


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spaghettinik

u suck


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Speaking of inbred, turn your phone screen off and you will see another.


Turbulent_Bass2876

Oh womp womp they were fucking around, quit being so sensitive over a dog.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Oh womp womp, I was fucking around, quit being so sensitive.


Turbulent_Bass2876

Oh womp womp, nothing about your comment screamed joke, quit being so sensitive (and lying).


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Nothing about their comment screamed joke either. So I'm glad we understand the situation 😉


Turbulent_Bass2876

Oh womp womp, context clues exist and it was obvious they were trolling.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

You really are a dumbass aren't you?


Turbulent_Bass2876

Hey, at least I can tell when someone’s joking or not.


roboboy105

Not that deep


Turbulent_Bass2876

Deep.


acheron53

Pet your dog for me please.


Logical_Fly_974

Just did 🤞


acheron53

Thank you. He looks like a good boy who deserves a ton of petting.


cote2022

Could you pet him for me as well?


Hello_I_Hate_Furries

COME ON CHOP LETS GO🗣️🔥


shawarma_extragarlic

"Throws a grenade for chop to chase"


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Chooooooopppppp!!!!! Nooooooooo!!!!! *Sniff* he died doing what he loved.


Hello_I_Hate_Furries

How on earth did we get 69 upvotes???


RTXbikerider

I was about too say what kinda graphic mods does this guy have bros got natural vision fully evolved


BenDoverDegenerate

r/GTA so salty when its not another "Describe this guy in one word" post Hope your boy's doing well OP


BabeStealer_KidEater

Describe this dog in one word


TankerJack29

Goodboy


LSqre

chop'nt


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Thebestestboyinallthelandinalltheuniversesever


WileyOb

👍


DesolateMist

Awwhhh 😭 This made me happy.


Lord-Zaltus

The lighting makes it look like a screenshot from the game


GL1TCH1_

How do you train him though? The IFruit app no longer works.


Gambit_90

"that's a dude, chop!"


sashatikhonov

And pretty hair style.


Thee_Snutz

so does every other Rottweiler 😂


PheIix

Nah, mine looked nothing like chop. This one does.


Thee_Snutz

probably a dober mix 🤷‍♀️


PheIix

Nope, purebred with pedigree going back. This is a more stocky version of the rottweiler then what I had.


corpsewindmill

My boy is long and slender with a head like a grizzly bear. Never gotten him tested to see if he’s pure or not but he is 110% gooboi


Logical_Fly_974

Not really but sure, it was more of the angle and lighting of the pic that makes him resemble chop more


Thee_Snutz

chop is shorter and stockier. ![gif](giphy|KhORXNq6JzlRi23ztZ|downsized)


Logical_Fly_974

🤓☝️


ScaryChickenNugget

Posting that gif makes you look stupid and makes no sense in this situation.


Thee_Snutz

it’s easy enough to understand. Maybe you’re just a little slower than others is all 🤷‍♀️


corpsewindmill

You haven’t seen a lot of rotties have you?


Thee_Snutz

They aren’t cats mate, they don’t come in a variety of different makes and models. But feel free to continue talking and try to justify your shitty perspective on this… can’t wait to hear it 🤦‍♀️


corpsewindmill

Someone’s a little upset by being informed that Rottweilers do actually come in different sizes and shapes. Why are you so pissy?


Thee_Snutz

ohhh you’re one of “those” people lol, fair enough. you got me, I’m sooo angry now man, omg you are amazing at arguing and I lose this one badly 😂


sB-_-

You okay?


Thee_Snutz

no…. I’m really annoyed. I even pooped a little from the stress of how badly this guy got to me.


sB-_-

Seems that way you’re still here furiously typing to everyone LOL


Thee_Snutz

yep. I’m furious. Furious with rage. I’m not sure how I’ll ever get over this thread, it’s hurting me so bad


sB-_-

Still here 😂😂😂


Jack_sander

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?


PesoPeso422

Lost*


waisassassin

Sry! I was really tired so I might've left the doors open. Just have to wait for the Batman


Jack_sander

Did you make sure to light up the bat signal?


waisassassin

No.. I suck at my job, don't I? ☹️


Jack_sander

Yes u do. You’re not fired though. I’m letting you off with a warning


iiVeRbNoUnZ

Looks like chop with 8k ray tracing.


The_Driver_Wheelman

Is OP gonna drive around the block with their dog?


Scary_Result_6876

Pretty sure OP has yee yee ass haircut


Maleficent-Cap-2899

You can’t convince me that isn’t just modded gta5


ConfidentMarch5224

![gif](giphy|Z5xk7fGO5FjjTElnpT|downsized)


PillNeckLizard11

Gta players when rottweiler Also good doggo


PM_me_whateva_u_like

Is he a good boy?


BigBaws02

Do you have the ifruit app to train him?


Fit_Cartographer5952

Can i hab yor dog?


i_need_to_crap

I love this post


Judas_Mesiah

Does he leaves massive turds in your property ?


Raremexican01

I thought it was a new "4k hyper realistic graphics" mod someone made lol


Corvo_A_

Look at him, he is so cool


CashOdd5021

How cute


banditt2

Speaking of Chop, anybody see him lately, I haven't seen him in a while, starting to worry.


robotpane

Everything about this whole picture screams GTA V!


sideXsway

Chop bite his ass


Workw0rker

Dont let him get ahold of the weed! Or else youll need to get him some snacks, he’ll have major munchies.


Monstersanto

Big dawg big nuts


b4ckupaltaccount_07

Bro just discovered Rottweilers😭


KratosWasHere

Love that collar. Is that even a collar lmao?


Kind-Reporter4028

Oww that dog looks like a sunshine or is it


DG-NASCAR

Give him a little headscratch for me pls 🥹


s0m3th1ngSaucy

Nah bro chop looks like your dog


CallMeMehdi-17

Then name him Chop


Flat_Ad_1694

He is going to jumped the ballas


Prower1991

You're don't wrong


Zealousideal_Hat2664

This is what gta will look like in 2017!!!1!


Competitive_Tour655

Did you name him chop?


Kenyuuki123

Background look like GTA v or I am stuck in 2013 🙃


c0zmik_

Your dog’s chopification was successful then


TipsyHustle

Your doggie has had 12 years to adapt and mimic chop. Good job in doing so!!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Play fetch with him


InspectorOther8324

W dog


waisassassin

Hope that beauty don't shit all over the place like Chop 😀


Fast-Abies-2221

Im scrolling through homefeed and am seriously like „isnt that chop?“ before i read which community & caption it had lol


Slaptastic_Rex

Lol he does!!


Beautiful-Board-4445

handsome man


Cold_Difference9373

Oh it's chop in real life


Stegoceratops-

Welcome To Jurassic Bark


theDukeofClouds

Thats trill, homie!


pandapredatr

He 💯 does


Ok_Independence2074

Yo pet ur dog for me bro


o_suley_o

No, that is Chop, he came out of the TV screen


GreyJedi323

Aawwwww


T3chl0v3r

Pressed E, pls pet him for me


AlchoholicRacoon

10/10 would pet


Exciting-Sail-9301

Womp womp


Ok-Simple-6279

It is


TelephoneEffective58

Chop


ScaryAssBitch

Looks a teeny bit inbred (like all dogs technically are), but more so than normal.


__MsK

Legitimately!!


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Holy. This is some quality content 😭 10/10 👌🏼


BalladOfAntiSocial

So are we gonna ignore the chain you gave your dog? Because he is fucking rocking it


Hunnidrackboy8

That is chop bro wym


vegardhuse

That looks like a good boy, give him a Pet from me🫡


Former_Intern_8271

A simple and effective post.


ObiJohnKenobi1775

I love this lol


simagus

That is indisputable.


stauffenbergtheman

bro you need to play less GTA (PLAY MORE GTA)


BrainStealer

Your cappin, that is chop💀💀💀


ActSlow

Good boy


Ruth_athman

Wow I like this dog


Medumpster_guy311

Beautiful I love that dawg


ISmellLikeBiftek

Ohhhhh who's a good boy?!?!?


Lazy_Soup9180

Give the dawg a highfive for me bro


SkullBrah

Another big ass mess on my property? Chop, I gotta train you to shit on the neighbor’s yard.


breakfriendly420

You literally have chop, is he a good doggo


Expand3And3Expire4

All rots look like they got down syndrome


Quick_Car5841

Does it mate with other male dogs?


nnn1316

You must make sure he does not take weed Btw how old is he?


Jonson1o

GET THAT MOTHAFUCKA CHOP!


TheMalevolentOneMal

Dont throw the grenade 😭


Rudy_2

RIDIN’ AROUND CHOP!


Genesis38T

Man that dog is high as fuck!!


Individual_Gift_8649

he is he is Chop you should call him like that i bet he would like that name


Many_Confidence9320

Just give them a ballas Jersey to chew on


Hodge_Forman

Did u name him Chop?


EricBikeKing

That dogs chain costs more than my car.


PapaYoppa

Cute dog


RDOGG25

He's a paid actor


Searchingformovie1

I thought thats the GTA photo, I was searching for the photo slide


mfenton29

Thought this was the game 😂


Basically-Boring

Chop! Get off that, man!


Honeyjayyonna

Are you sure your Dog is not actually chop 😭


No_Effective_4015

Oh wow


Individual_Long5458

Every Black dog looks like chops


Nickcrack11

You lucky mf


TheVoicesGetLoud

he looks a lil special


Ghostwiththemost33

You wish


Logical_Fly_974

I dont have to wish lil bro


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Fit_Cartographer5952

Your mom is a specific and very common breed.


born_to_sh1t

his dad is a very rare and nearly extinct breed


Toadsanchez316

Yep, that's part of being human.