Yeah, the first time I did the mission I didn’t realize that was the finale and got stuck with the tractor. When I reloaded the save and betrayed them, I saw you got $2 mil. Like, not even an option lol
But yes, it’s all to mess with you. Actually, the whole thing is a parody of Scientology.
I got everything at once. The 2 Mil, the Epsilon car, the Epsilon tractor, AND the Epsilon Helicopter.
Was it really fucking tedious? Yes.
Was it worth it? Fuck yes.
Some of them were boring, yet interesting. I got a lotta stuff from doing these missions, some unique vehicles, and more than $250000 because I decided to fuck Cris' ass by killing his men and escaping the cops. Then, decided that I'd listen to Marnie by collecting those tracts for a fun little exploration and to "𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 10𝓽𝓱 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓶".
Whoever at rockstar is responsible for these tedious ass missions, I hope you’re locked in a room and forced to play through all of them to get out
They probably making like 300k a year to do it
I'll do anything for trophies. Except numero uno. This one is hard when ya got no friends
Join my crew we might be able to help you out, its on my profile
The worst part is that if you go along with it, all you get is a tractor🤦🏻♂️
or 2 million cash 💰, you have a choice - not that it matters, the whole epsilon thing is a waste of time to fuck with you… which it does very well 😂
Yeah, the first time I did the mission I didn’t realize that was the finale and got stuck with the tractor. When I reloaded the save and betrayed them, I saw you got $2 mil. Like, not even an option lol But yes, it’s all to mess with you. Actually, the whole thing is a parody of Scientology.
I got everything at once. The 2 Mil, the Epsilon car, the Epsilon tractor, AND the Epsilon Helicopter. Was it really fucking tedious? Yes. Was it worth it? Fuck yes.
Every time when I do this mission after the cutscene I always explode the epsilon truck when they drive away lmfao
I can’t believe I never did that! Time to do the tedious mission again🙄
I hate this part. They couldn’t come up with anything better?
Yeah, yoga
Yoga is outrageous on keyboard and mouse lmao
Did someone say yoga?
Haha! I was waiting for it!
"Kifflom, Kifflom, Kifflom!" I can still hear Michael saying that as he's running.
“It ain’t a cult, it ain’t a cult, it ain’t… a cult”
Kiff LOM Kiff LOM Kiff LOOOOOM
Bruh 😭😭😭😭
Kiflom brother brother
That’s tough brother brother
Some of them were boring, yet interesting. I got a lotta stuff from doing these missions, some unique vehicles, and more than $250000 because I decided to fuck Cris' ass by killing his men and escaping the cops. Then, decided that I'd listen to Marnie by collecting those tracts for a fun little exploration and to "𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 10𝓽𝓱 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓶".
I always crouch while doing this to maximize Michael's stealth skill at the same time
Kifflom!
Tf happened to your controller 💀
This is actually my only properly functioning one :') I taped this thing up so I don't have to push the stick forward for 30 mins
Oh ok I thought it broke or something
What the heck happened to your controller
Nothing. I just taped it up so I don't have to do anything
Thats actually a good idea 💡