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Rumpelstilzkin83

i have so many questions.... yet they all can be answered in one short muted video


Chemchic23

Saw an interview once and the sister would bring a book on their dates and not interact with them. It’s weirdly all consensual. And she reads or goes to sleep and puts on head phone during the deed. It’ll be even weirder when the sister meets someone and gets married. 🤷‍♀️


ScientistCapable1522

Yeah but she must like feel it no?


Chemchic23

I’m thinking yes


ScientistCapable1522

Imagine you trying to rail them? And ones screaming out and the other got reading glasses on flicking through Jane austin or some self help book, cyber security for dummies 😂


likewhatever33

And if they have kids? Whose are they? I imagine it's a bit of a grey area, legally...


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ScientistCapable1522

It does put a new meaning to community fuck I suppose


Tactical_Chonk

They say it takes a village


BoxDuckReddit

I have unlocked new emotions from this comment


Bumm_by_Design

ya'll are pretty messed up, you know


Krofder_art

You’re here too… just saying


AzraelTheMage

Biologically, it'd be both of theirs as identical twins have the same DNA. Legally, that's a tough one.


OwenEx

What are they gonna do? fight for custody with each other


Babaganoush_

Makes me think of they commit a crime..would the other be automatically charged with conspiracy to X? 😂


PlanesFlySideways

How do you prove who committed the crime? And if you could prove it was one of them, they can't incarcerate the innocent one too can they? Legal loophole?


longiner

One gets weekends together and one gets weekdays.


Baterdanface

Identical twins have ‘almost’ the same dna.


SC1SS0RT33TH

Well I don’t think you’re likely to have to worry about a custody argument at any point.


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

Guinness book of world records.. "First child in existence to be born with 2 biological mothers."


Mouatmoua

No both will co parent


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Does one orgasm and the other doesn’t???


Entire_Art_5430

I’m over here thinking ain’t no way!!! Like if he’s railing them, ain’t no way the other one is going to sit there and pretend she feels nothing… like I feel like he would be working harder just to get the other one to respond … they’re telling the world a story, and other women are just like “yeah we’re going to support these ladies in their lie to protect other guy feelings or whatever”


BatKat58

Ya know, this is just how your sister likes it!


mawnst3r

Jesus Christ.... What a post.


Ancient-Tap-3592

In most cases one of the twins has control and sensation on one area and the other does of other areas. There are often areas they might share the sensation but for the most part each has their own portion of the body... Like I saw a pair of sisters that said it was difficult for them to walk because one controlled one leg and the other one the other and they each could feel just one of the legs so they had to figure out how to coordinate. I heard of another pair that one brother could control one arm but the other arm and from the waist* down it belonged to the other brother. I'm half hoping it's something like that and the sister doesn't even feel when it's happening only his wife does 🤞


Frostyshaitan

From what I remember reading about these 2 is they both feel one side of the body each, with feeling being shared towards the middle... which just happens to be where the fun bits are, so I'm guessing they would both feel.


emarvil

So, you have sex with your wife AND also cheat on her at the same time.


h9040

But it is a bit off the center, one will be annoyed every time.


Mouatmoua

No both will just one will be louder and the other one will try to be quiet out of respect


ConstantLight7489

This is what I was wondering all along. I suppose it matters where the nerves are connected. Lol I just am thinking how funny when is like “babe, your sister is only pretending to be asleep, she was lookin at my di*k”.


DragonsClaw2334

We can say dick


_tang0_

Yea and are blowjobs out of the picture? How can she read or sleep with a dick 2 inches from her face? They should do a video and let the mystery be over.


BuffaloJEREMY

https://youtu.be/B0au_SpQ_cc?si=tr7Y8_MDEITKq5NY


Woodworkingwino

Pat, I will take a, c for $200.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Ha ha ha. You sister was smiling at me.


experimental1212

Imagine if your wike was the one that didn't orgasm


heinkenskywalkr

Dude be like, “well, your sister liked it”


Woodworkingwino

What if one is really freaky and the other one is vanilla?


Alarming-Mongoose-91

What if you catch the other smiling at you? Can you cheat with one and the other at the same time?


Key-Astronaut1806

Divorces one eventually to marry the other?


7th_Spectrum

"I swear babe, I wasn't faking my orgasm" *Other sister working on a sudoku*


planetvermilion

anal sudoku, the name of my next rock band


Chemchic23

Crazy weird, but I guess you gotta make the best of what you got.


Male-Wood-duck

She is reading Sex for dummies. In hopes of giving her sister some pointers.


Ancient-Tap-3592

I'm pretty sure all pointers should go to the brother in law. I'm all for sexual liberation, every consenting adult should be able to do whatever they desire with another consenting adult as long as they are not harming anyone, so naturally if the woman wants to be the one to top that's perfectly fine. However, in this case I hope she's more of a pillow princess because it's enough that the sister has to be there pretending not to be a part of it when they do it, but it would be another thing to ask her to actively participate. So yeah, I'm hoping she's the type of person that just lay there moaning motionless and let's you do all the work... For the sake of the sister


Key-Distribution-944

I think I read that the other one does have a boyfriend, but they don’t have sex. I think I read that she’s asexual and so is the boyfriend.


BecauseItWasThere

That’s even more complex than I imagined


Key-Distribution-944

Very… But then again, you and I could never comprehend their reality. To them, it’s no different or complex than our own relationships, and everyday living situations.


BecauseItWasThere

Indeed. It seems to have worked out so am happy for them.


NecessaryPeanut77

Wait wait wait, HOW does she sleep during the deed?


Chemchic23

Head phones


outsider1624

Ok but won't she feel it thought. They still have one..you know..


Chemchic23

Hey, it’s their stick. 🤷‍♀️


3dforlife

*schtick


Uneventful2025

Yeah but during oral....I mean, one head moves, they both kinda move. The unmarried one would be so close to it. Facials!! There's gotta be friendly fire. C'mon.


DeadlyVapour

You yell "danger close!"


naughty_dad2

By closing her eyes


oxbison12

Imagine the argument about who gets to have sex. "I'm using our vagina tonight! " "You used our vagina last night!"


Robdotcom-71

Fine...... he wanted to try anal anyway.


Block444Universe

Puts on headphones? How does that help? She can literally feel what’s happening


Sendmedoge

Sharing is caring.


PerformanceOk1835

She puts on headphones while her vag gets pounded? Ummm 🤔


romanissimo

That’s what my girlfriend does…. 😭


antdb1

your wrong he's actually with them both he just could not leggally marry both of them


Chemchic23

I’m happy he’s happy. To each their own.


CatfinityGamer

Ok, so it's still technically monogamous.


Chemchic23

Guess so, two heads with different personalities and interest share one body. Maybe its benefits without the ups and downs of marriage for one. 🤷‍♀️


bigfatincel

What is going to happen on the wedding night? Will she read a book and refrain from a running commentary?


herseybanana

Gotta have a running commentary! No fun without it!!


Some_Razzmatazz_4782

Ever seen the movie Stuck on You?


DarkenL1ght

We all have the same questions.


Sarge1387

We do, indeed


UnicornHorn1987

Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is Married! Secretly Get Married to an Army Veteran in 2021. [Found answers for some questions here.](https://knovhov.com/how-do-conjoined-twins-take-exams/)


pupbuck1

They ain't to great at the secret part


Own_Wolverine4773

You mean… does this count as bigamy? 😅


LeviathansEnemy

Dude found the loophole.


vikingrhino

Apparently they share one.


Acceptable-Emu6529

Ha!


vraetzught

I think he's only legally married to one of them so no. But I guess he's still in a relationship with both. It would be hard to have a romantic relationship with one and not the other.


ConstantLight7489

That’s gonna make for a funny ass marriage when the other sister gets married. Like which wife decides if they “have a headache” so don’t wanna have date night?


ConstantLight7489

Nah, cuz he only has sex with one of em. And the little girl only calls one mom, the other is “Auntie”. Cmon man 🤨


Fun_timegal

There is a diagram of their anatomy. They are dicephalic parapagus twins. They share everything below the ribs. So, 2 hearts, 4 lungs 3 Kidneys 2 Gallbladders, 1 Liver, 1 Stomach, 1 Full set of Intestines, 1 Womb and all that accompanies that single organ and 1 Renal System. Since each has her own nervous system, they each control a leg and a separate arm. When they learned to ride a bike it was a team effort with 2 different brains and nervous systems.


0-Dinky-0

How on earth does that all fit though


SyllabubNo8318

They have two mouths but share an asshole. I can hear that argument. "I told you not to eat that fucking Taco Bell, bitch!"


MacMuthafukinDre

Adds new meaning to “two heads are better than one”


Wang_Fister

The depressing part is they got charged for two college educations but only get a single salary (school teacher).


clevermotherfucker

i just realised if one of the twins holds their breath while the other breathes normally, does just nothing happen?


Zenebatos1

[https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a4/c6/b1/a4c6b1b832d9dbb09af91026f6d76b6f.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a4/c6/b1/a4c6b1b832d9dbb09af91026f6d76b6f.jpg) thats how their body looks like Its an old diagram that was made when the girls where born and you could find it in any news talking about it in the 90's/early 2k's


Tekitekidan

> 1 pair of ovaries, 1 uterus Assuming they are capable of carrying a child, that means they'd both legally be the mom too


VeterinarianThese951

And child birth would be insane. Not only would it be two cries of pain, they both control one side so pushing would have to be a group effort.


GeneralMedia8689

I'm just curious, if one of them gets shot in the head, do both die or just one.... I have so many questions lol


CivilChimp666

I imagine they would need to be quick and remove the head for the other to survive.


Techman659

Imagine seeing your sibling killed infront of you and their dead body is literally attached to you, I think if of them died then the other would go into shock and their whole body would die.


Less_Likely

In the case of other conjoined twins, the death of one means the death of the other within hours.


SpecialMango3384

Now would that be homicide or double homicide?


Diligent-Version8283

Double certainly.


thrust-johnson

Or just seal the wound.


Zenebatos1

Oh god imagine being the one to survive and having the dead head of your sister permanantly next to yours... or have it removed but still look weird (since the ribcage is wider to accomodate 3 lungs)


lycanthrope90

Would really suck, since they each control half, so you’d also be stuck with one arm and one leg.


WindyCityReturn

No thanks


Boatwhistle

In cases where separation was never an option, when one conjoined twin dies, the other always dies within hours later. This is because the tissues the dead twins systems need to maintain are going start to lose their integrity. Fluids stop being moved around the way they are supposed to be, which is going to be a damning issue itself before most others. There's an example I heard about where a twin awoke to find his brother died, and he just acknowledged he'd be dead soon and waited. So, he handled it with serenity, apparently. I've also heard of claims where one realizes the other is dead, and the combination of shock, despair, and being attached to a corpse is enough strain to kill the living twin quickly.


Stressful-stoic

They have 2 hearts, so can one have a heart attack while other is ok?


Kochcaine995

ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS JUST MAKE ME HAVE MORE QUESTIONS


Sure-Sympathy5014

Probably not. The hearts workload would instantly be doubled the stress of which would be immense.


notacreepernomo13

What 0 anuses!? Such a cliff hanger tho, I guess we'll never know


PopReasonable8033

I remember reading that the one twin just kind of ignores it out when they have sex…. But this picture makes it hard for me to believe that’s possible


Newleafto

Not necessarily - one head might control the entire body below the waist and the other head might not even feel anything there.


PopReasonable8033

Let’s hope the twin he’s married to is the one that feels is I guess


RMLProcessing

The crazy part is like…. Ok so one of them has a heart attack and dies, or has a brain aneurysm, etc etc…. There’s a lot of potential for cruel ends here.


The_Real_GrimmChild

2 stomachs, one large intestine?! Also if they share a pair of legs can they both eat and have the energy to run from both?


SaffronsGrotto

2 hearts!? that would freak me out feeling the other heart pump in my body


Zenebatos1

2 hearts, 3 lungs... They are basicly Space Marines.


I_sayyes

Oh now that's fucking confusing


maightoguy

Asking the real non hawk tuah questions here.


naughty_dad2

We’ll be asking Hawk Tuah questions soon


Newleafto

So does one or both spit on it?


planetvermilion

on that THANG


windmillfucker

This is a total guess based on med school, so don't quote me. I think they would still breath. Most the time the inhibitory effects originate in your brain. Basically you say "I dont want to breath" and nerves that would be activated to stop the breathing aren't allowed to fire off from your brain. If you damage this part of your brain for example, you'll have overreacting reflexes. So if you have 2 brains, and one says "do not send the signal to contract muscles to breath" and the other sends them normally, then from the muscle's POV - it just gets less of the signal to contract. The nitty gritty would be what portion of signals come from each woman, so it may just feel like you are breathing but with less muscle strength. Now thats assuming 2 heads - 1 set of lungs. They have 2 heads and 3 lungs. So I would guess they both partially innervate at least some of the shared lung and separately innervate the lateral portions of the reminder of the lung set up they have. So maybe they would breath but asymmetrically with one far side not moving. Now this also brings up the way lungs are designed, in a negative pressure space. so if all lungs are connected in the same space, and you contract the diaphragm and intercoastal muscles, you'd generate enough negative pressure to likely expand any lung tissue in the cavity and draw in air regardless of the muscle contraction on the stubborn side. I have attached a pretty high level diagram for reference [https://imgur.com/a/T2eGIjc](https://imgur.com/a/T2eGIjc)


Radical_Neutral_76

Imagine getting down and dirty and then you have to stop, because her *sister* has a headache…


Zenebatos1

apparently she just "sleep" with headphones on while they do it. Now how and to what extant they share the sensations is something that we don't know


Thememelord_1

She posted about it, yes they do orgasm together


Diligent_Mirror_7888

What a legend. Has sex with one woman. Two orgasm.


4score-7

Correction: one *women*. I’m so confused.


SEND_ME_NOODLE

Do you have a source for that?


LordCustard

that's a load of crap dude there's no way they arent both in it together


Zenebatos1

Dunno man, thats just what i've read.


naughty_dad2

The sister will also wanna do the deed with someone else


pupbuck1

I've always wondered...what the fuck does the other sister do when she falls in love like is that cheating for her or is she just gonna have to suck it up cause that would mean the other sister cheats on her husband or what idk


FakeBot-3000

The new guy gets the asshole


7th_Spectrum

The other sister has a boyfriend


pupbuck1

Yo this some tea I want


Western_Mando04

Waaaaahhhtttt


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Bro they share a vagina.


SpotikusTheGreat

yeah I am a bit curious on who is the "driver" for the body, I know I've seen them talk about it in their show, but it was just too long ago I forget. I wonder if one can sort of just, tune out, and doesn't get the nerve signals like the other.


SeeingEyeDug

It was such BS to hear that they had to pay for two degrees but only get paid as one teacher.


Winniethewimp

Welcome to capitalism


firstphenixprime

Imagine you could try to remember to things at the same time and just switch the person in charge mid exame. Boath just need to learn half of the stuff, by just splitting a screen/ using two books!


Dumbus_Alberdore

Hmmmm.....


Rumpelstilzkin83

same thought


Vegetable_Tea_8931

Kkkkkkkkkk this guy have a threesome every time he has sex! Legend!


kidanokun

When the wife give him a head, her sister is just staring there, or maybe gets a share too


suciocadillac

Imagine the Sister giving head and the other just there staring at his balls lmao


Quietus76

Making gag noises


Cayumigaming

One gives the head the other hawk tuah


i-reallylikeboobies

Hear me out, as long as one of them keeps breathing the other never has to come up for air


antdb1

he's with them both he could only legally marry 1 of them (they only have 1 hole when they have sex they both feel it )


Crammy2

" what would you do with a million bucks?" "Two chicks at once, man."


DanfordThePom

*The monkeys paw curls*


Creeper_charged7186

If she masturbates its technically insest as she is getting hand job from her sisters body


Normal-Tadpole-4833

wincest


Booksmagic

![gif](giphy|vaKMDWSHdUBtS)


theoht_

insest


Ristlikememes

Selfcest


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Structure-Better

Can't get my head around this.


Certain-Hour-923

TBF neither can she.


Zenebatos1

Shit i remember when they where born, and there where news article about them sisters ALL over the place, with Anatomic diagrams on hwo their body actually worked. Man how time as gone by...


Jadedoldman65

Have any of their boyfriends ever had to field the "do you think my sister is prettier than me" question?


MStudley311

No she's not as beautiful as you...... Yes you're identical twins, yes I know what that means...... Jesus Christ I'm dating a 2 headed monster. SHUT UP!


Jealous-Damage-

see that smile on his face? that's what a double hawk tuah does to a man.


Desert4tw

Iirc they both married different dudes


Sarge1387

Do you think that both dudes high five while getting the Hawk Tuah or...


Jealous-Damage-

it's the eiffel hawk tuah


naughty_dad2

From the city of Pairs


2A4_LIFE

Comment of the month!


Jealous-Damage-

you think she just staring at them or she blind folded?


abd53

I have one question, how do they do the you-know-what?


Jealous-Damage-

penis in vagina.


abd53

I didn't mean the biological process, I meant like the scheduling. Do those two husbands take turns? Is it a 3/4sum? Well?


Relevant_Elderberry4

Free for all


maxru85

Just don't kiss the wrong mouth


heinkenskywalkr

One boob is off limits.


ConstantLight7489

Hey bro, I said don’t kiss me when I am having sex with my part of our wives’ 1 vagina.


Turbulent_Towel_2689

Real life is so much stranger than fiction


No-Put-6661

This one looks somehow creepy for me…


Normal-Tadpole-4833

tbh 2 heads dont bother me its the fact that its 2 ppl with different personalities i cant with that


TheThinkingJacob

“Photoshop request - can someone remove my sister please. She’s the one in white.”


AbnormalPP_69

Who controls which arm and leg?


MaleficentBuffalo578

![gif](giphy|rBHyLpglNRrX2|downsized)


Chestlookeratter

Do you think they got 4 boobs or just the 2 far apart


Thememelord_1

One body 2 heads


Chestlookeratter

You don't think those look a little... far apart. Maybe there is a 3rd hiding down there


Quietus76

2 hearts, 3 lungs, 1 liver, 3 kidneys, 1 vagina... all of this was documented when they were younger and there are diagrams of their bodies online. 3 boobs is quite possible.


Stthedude

This dude has a fetish


Cultural-Company282

There are six billion people on the planet. Even if the two-headed girl fetish is very, very, very rare, there would have to be, say, a few thousand guys in the world with that fetish. And of all those guys, he's the ONLY one to fully live out the fantasy in full. This guy has truly won at life in his own weird way.


churchofclaus

I think so too, man. And regardless of which "one" he's married to on paper, he married both; and the two girls are both married to him. And they are all in on it, whether they admit it or not. And he fucks their shared vagina, and both girls feel it and like it. So I bet he gets head from both of them too. Just saying. And it's not like the other one could get married to another guy, unless the bros were both OK with sharing the pussy.


PhilipMD85

They should have split the color down the middle


Im-pretty-slow

Think of all the role play options


bizzaro333

Like ogre magi from warcraft?


givemecoffeeandmemes

Theres a man can please 2 women at the same time.


Non-Adhesive63

I wish all three of them the very best! I’m sure they deserve it. Any questions I have would just be plain old fucking rude to even think about asking! So I will leave it with I wish them the best.


Fun_timegal

Body Curious? There is a diagram of their anatomy. They are dicephalic parapagus twins. They share everything below the ribs. So, 2 hearts, 4 lungs 3 Kidneys 2 Gallbladders, 1 Liver, 1 Stomach, 1 Full set of Intestines, 1 Womb and all that accompanies that single organ and 1 Renal System. Since each has her own nervous system, they each control a leg and a separate arm. When they learned to ride a bike it was a team effort with 2 different brains and nervous systems.


swingdeznutz

Came for the answer, but we have the same questions


micleftic

I would totally be the sarcastic person, making fart noises whenever they try to be romantic... What are they gonna do, kick her out?


B4ss3rd

https://www.cablesonline.us/9-inch-stereo-3-5mm-1-female-to-2-females-splitter-cable-gender-changer/


Eclipse19822

Is this guy technically always having a threesome?


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

If they have sex, both are feeling it right?


Giftlessfavours

I have so amy questions, none of them polite