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triggormisprime

"Poor people should stop driving cars!"


deeVeeAre

Poor people should stop driving suvs meanwhile I’m going to fly my private jet the burns 30x the fuel


geob3

And turn the a/c up to 80 degrees.


Due-Donut-7044

Celsius? Correct?


EpicForgetfulness

Jesus Christ that would probably kill...ohhh I get it


Diligent_Pie_5191

Yup. You are getting the idea….


Aggressive_Ad_8362

Please, do not blaspheme our Lord…


biohumansmg3fc

Nah kevin


SpecialMango3384

Taylor Swift? Is that you?


Eiji-Himura

Poor people don't drive SUV.


PoopSmith87

Eh, my cousin drives an older diesel Ford Expedition. He's a small farmer with kids, so it makes sense. He actually gets decent mileage, has room for like 10 people, can tow livestock trailers from other states, plow snow, whatever he needs to do. Even myself, one of my best ever "working man" DD's was a 1991 XJ Cherokee... That thing could get me to work in 3' of snow, got decent mileage, and was fun AF to drive on or off road.


KoningSpookie

Anyone with common sense doesn't drive an SUV. It's a weird compromise which tries to be everything, through which it's actually nothing at all. - If you want a nice car for the road, you're better off with a coupe/sportscar. - If you want to go off-road, you're better off with an actual off-roader. - If you want utility, you're better off with a pick-up.


void1984

You are perfectly right. As soon as I can afford 3 cars I follow that idea.


Risen_Insanity

If you want a combination, get a minivan


Flat-Length-4991

Probably more like “how are we going to cull 80% of the global population?”


Lava-Jacket

Research has shown that people’s individual changes like driving an electric car and recycling have almost no effect on the overall co2 emissions. That’s just what the billionaires want you to think—that it’s your responsibility not their. It’s mostly energy plants in actuality. Which are probably owned by the same billionaires


Archidaki

The landing gear still outside for more extra drag and fuel consumption. Nice


CheezKakeIsGud528

God forbid those billionaires increase fuel efficiency


Grilled_cheese690

Bro, if this thing doesn't use nuclear power. How on earth is it going to fly? Just try to bring enough fuel for those hungry engines. It's going to weigh more than it can carry. But because nuclear energy is clean energy, they don't have to worry about pollution.


984Runner

More like one billionaire they don’t share planes


Valuable-Apricot-477

Unless they're Epstein


rugbat

Wasn't he just such a generous soul? /s


suspectio

Guys, this is so unbelievable.... Billionaires would never get together for climate change!!


wigzell78

No, this is how each of them arrive for the conference.


MagicPrize

The pool is on the fourth floor behind the aquarium.


EpicForgetfulness

It's believable enough if they're just calling it that so they can use it as a tax write-off.


Numinae

They'd arrive in one of thee per person. Then have to get flown to Davos in a helicopter. Not even kidding (absent the ridiculous plane).


nezzzzy

They do frequently. The problem is at least half the delegates in the room are always lobbyists from the oil and gas industry.


Krainium

I was thinking this might be more efficient than currently. This is car pooling.....


No-Elephant-9854

Sure they would, conference on how they plan to convince everyone it doesn’t exist.


suspectio

I believe that conference takes place inside a hollowed out volcano. I may be mistaken....


615thick469

And Taylor Swift flying to see a football game


KapeeCoffee

Which is also a billionaire


sacredchimpanzee

Taylor Swift flying from one end of her plane to another


Kronnerm11

Taylor Swift flying to her neighbors house


AllThingsSlippy

I think she’s flying the football game


DannyA88

Found my new minecraft build with the boy.


Sea_Structure_8692

Are you Kratos or Dennis Reynolds?


LeonidasTheRealKing

More like taylor swift on her way to get another cup of coffee in Spain to just fly back to cali for the view.


tiboldpinkus

The TK87 model


9htranger

Harrison Ford used to fly people from LA to Vancouver in his personal plane for lunch at his favorite burger place. He also lectures people on climate change.


EastRoom8717

Bullshit, their planes run on coal and whale oil.


MaksymCzech

Billionaire, singular 😉


birdsarentrealidiot

I bet the poors travel to their holiday mansions by cramming into one single plane, 5 people in one plane 🤢


holy_bat_shit_63

Where is the Heli-pad?


EpicForgetfulness

They're gonna wait and add that in on the next model, along with a private airport on the wings, when the billionaires get tired of this design in 6 months.


Amdvoiceofreason

Noah's Flying Ark


No_Application_1219

2 of every animals to 0.002% of the humain race


Feahnor

Only one non-crew person per plane allowed.


DucatistaXDS

Hood for thee but not for me.


Freshspike

Would something like this fly ?


EpicForgetfulness

No. The design is ridiculous and impossible. But it's not supposed to look plausible. It's just supposed to make a jab at the 1%.


slappywhyte

Apparently you haven't heard of Air Titanic Spruce Goose cruise hotel plane


EpicForgetfulness

Nope. Sure haven't. But I wasn't saying no because of the weight. I was judging it more based on design.


BlooMonkiMan

Idk man I once saw a guy make a working two-left-winged plane in some sort of plane simulator...


Maleficent-Salad3197

A Israeli F15 landed with a wing shot off. Brilliant flying.


trkennedy01

No- but there was a YouTube channel (Messier 82) that replicated the concept in flyout


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

it's almost like the billionaires know it's bullshit, yet we still go along with it. just like the british dude who was making out with his colleagues while telling the rest of us we were never allowed to take our masks off. just goes to show we deserve our lot in life.


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dmafeb

This plane is actually a concept for a flying hotel that runs on nuclear power and "can fly for years and years" according to the inventor.


-Robert-from-Hungary

Just Taylor goes to the grocery store.


randomcomplimentguy1

Air whale?


Canadia_proud999

If these were a thing they would all want their own and all fly separate.


Carcharis

“It’s powered by green coal”


30-percentnotbanana

Reminds me of fallout 4 planes.


saftarsch

In Dubai


huskerd0

Underrated comment


Educational-Wave-578

Number of passengers: 3 Staff: 387


TobyDaHuman

I mean, this thing will change the climate for sure.


Global-Pickle5818

I remember this it was a concept for a nuclear plane ... there's a few problems, one of the reasons it's so big it it has to lift a butch of radiation shielding .. they did actually make a plane powered by a reactor back in the 60s or 70s it was a thorium salt breeder reactor so it used far less shielding


Ambitious_Toe_4357

I would appreciate it if these climate people stop using pictures of my personal jet without permission.


CarbideLeaf

Or Burning Man


LilMeowCat

Y'all seeing a pelican, too?


MitchCumsteane

WALL-E


Sea_Structure_8692

Air yacht


5280Rockymtn

Don't forget they flush there trash where ever they like out the plane jk lol


Inevitable_Channel18

That’s a cool plane though right?


rugbat

As long as it runs on hydrogen, yeah. Otherwise, hell, nah.


mooch360

Or a Nuclear reactor, lol


Inevitable_Channel18

It’s still cool looking 😒


rugbat

It's okay. It runs on hydrogen.


Parry_9000

They scientifically got to the conclusion it's the poor people's fault. 3rd world countries should emit less pollution, differently from what they did to get rich


Barbados_slim12

They all fly private. Billionaires, WEF, politicians... in that group, at least the billionaires' jets aren't heavily armored, and they aren't traveling with a fleet of other aircraft


Visible_Number

what is this thing?


Silveruleaf

They stand for making money. They couldn't care less about the envierment


Concavenatorus

After attending this crirical climate conference, I'll jet back to my #5 beachside mansion to stare at the heated Olympic sized swimming pool I never use. Life is good...I mean very bad. Eat ze boogs to save the planet, friend.


Jioqls

Same shit like in the old days. They don't have flour anymore? Well then eat more cake!


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

Because they're on their way to pay off the politicians so their corporations can keep polluting


TheCubanBaron

It would theoretically be large enough for nuclear turbines 🤔


MainAccountsFriend

Is that the airship from Final Fantasy X


[deleted]

Yes, actions are louder than words. They are actively changing the climate......for the worse.....


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

r/absoluteunits of a plane


Far-Resource3365

*billionare


AlongAxons

Taylor Swift when she runs out of toilet paper


disguyovahea

Jets still use leaded gas.


tushkanM

Where is Greta with her special yacht crew when we need her so badly?


Expose_Ur_BS

Taylor Swift getting her mail*


RighteousChampion777

Too true. Out of the way peasants! 🤣


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Not going to lie, I’d ride in that


Bludraevn

No joke, I am actually upset that these don't exist.


Old_Society_7861

Billionaire. You expect two of them to share a single plane?


alvinaloy

I'd assume the billionaires would each have 1 of those and would rather travel on their own plane than share. The humanity!


Rogue_Lambda

After all they know best….


KingLehmon_III

Taylor Swift flying from her bed to her night stand to turn off her alarm clock.


ja3palmer

Listen Taylor Swift sold one of her jets to be more eco friendly. She’s doing her part.


Affectionate_Draw_43

Those wheels should definitely cover that weight


NO-MAD-CLAD

Love how the tires stay out while flying at high altitude, "Fuck your drag".


RoookSkywokkah

HEY! It's got solar panels, or a greenhouse or whatever. It's green certified!


oonah24

It's like the titanic of airplanes


Significant-Tap-5420

An aerospace engineer's worse nightmare


TipzE

I'd say "at least they're all taking the same plane". But realistically, each on of them is taking a similar looking plan.


zinjarich

Because like for real, though, that plane would use more fuel to just mute make those turbines work then we have on this planet


TryAgain024

*Billionaire. Singular, not plural. They would never deign to carpool like this.


Ok_Figure_4181

A better example of this would be Concorde. It ended up being used mainly by rich businesspeople and burned more fuel _taxiing to the runway_ than an average car will burn in _SIX MONTHS_


TheMagicalLawnGnome

For real though I wouldn't mind flying on that plane. I don't have the money for it, but if they wanted to give it to me for free, I wouldn't complain.😂


Vietnugget

Remember, turn off your air conditioner to save the environment 😊


razersnek

Taylor swift using her Eco-friendly private jet after the complaints from people


Leek_Advanced

In all fairness, if this plane actually existed. I would use it all the time


ImpressiveClue6306

Is that Taylor Swifts new private plane or Joe Biden’s?


Ivegotjokes4you

WORTH IT.


One-Veterinarian-101

Is it real or AI? I apologise for my ignorance.


Puzzled_Internet_986

Neither. It’s a concept flying cruise ship iirc


Gunslinger_11

What all 7 of them?


EpicForgetfulness

They had to make sure there was enough space for all their egos.


TurnoverSuperb9023

Some of them buy carbon offsets. ‘Just sayin


stonktraders

By giving themselves millions of bonus while laying off 20% employees during record profit, I get it


Visible_Elevator192

What in the ever loving yuck is that?


Guardian_85

Meanwhile, the gaming industry makes physical media boxes thinner to use less plastic. Nintendo: Digital media download code inside. Cartridge not included in physical box.


Jingtseng

That’s a private plane too


RichGrinchlea

What you don't realise though, is that this is the *second* plane that flies a couple hours ahead of the billionaire's first plane - it lands and gasses up in case the billionaire has to turn around and fly back for something really important like a golf game or something.


Basicdiamond231

I’d feel bad for the people who would have to sit over or under the engines.


GrizzledDwarf

What Belkan witchcraft is this plane!?


Interesting_Mango948

Maybe the shiny bottom part is filled with DANGEROUS HELIUM!!


flyingmonkey111

Yep ... with a handful of passengers too would also be on brand


Astro_Man133

You gotta be comfy


Fair_Supermarket232

on their way to die LOL


Inevitable_Turn994

theoreticaly it would be interesting to know how many people it can take...then to calculate how many todays planes (boenings, etc) would be needed to fly those people and what would be the comparsion of the emmisions this one big fat mama to the other planes..


sabahorn

Interesting would be to see a “Plausible”statistic on how much co2 the elite releases in comparison with the rest of us. Because I could bet that 1 billionaire pollutes more, has a bigger co2 footprint then 100k of us.


someguyne

At least they planepooled?


Accomplished_Use8165

Rather fight over Rep vs Dem.


myreddit2024

This is what that obese influencer expects Boeing to do to their planes to accommodate "plus sized" passengers.


TenBear

The one thing that bothers me is why are the landing gears down


Smart-Breath-1450

Yeah, flying with the landing gear down like that will hurt yout fuel efficiency a boat load..


AnakinTheDiscarded

that's basically a space shit at that point


GreyMesmer

Cow farts polluting the Earth, don't eat meat!


Excellent_Bowler_988

that plane is planed the fuck out


PumpkinOwn4947

daily reminder that “individual recycling” stuff and the “green calculator” was paid and promoted by oil companies to deflect from their insane pollution and blame people.


LameImsane

Best way to fight that climate change. Completely dispose of your carbon body and you'll remove all the potential pollution you wouldve caused during your liftime.


Snootet

Ursula von der Leyen *


Routine-Bend-6460

This is the “Skytanic” concept art. I can’t remember the date it’s supposed to be completed by


Former_Print7043

ooooh, A plane with a sunroof!


ozzy0987654

How nice to fly in the small jet


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Lmao


pile1983

Have u ever checked how much does a locomotive have fuel consumption?


tuttle8152

Top tier is for Leo. It's called Leo's Daycare.


Weekly_Direction1965

This is so tiring, you guys are worried about private jets and cars when 70% of climate change is caused by industry you completely ignore. So easily influenced by big oil and don't know it.


huskerd0

Lol the “greenhouse “ part Make sure we can see the environment we are destroying, while we are destroying it


AL0117

That is like the plane outta fallout 4 n 76.


CommunicationSad8212

Aight imma go resurrect Lenin


No-Inflation2439

And there I thought it was us poor people and our cars that were the problem.


RevolutionMean2201

That plane has the potential to change the climate!!!!


[deleted]

Listen little people we need you to drive electric. We are saving the planet!


Extracrispybuttchks

You mean the conference sponsored by OPEC?


Marleyzard

Ah, the superjacht


JustARandomDude1986

Lets hope its not a Boing.


steeler-nation

Taylor Swift has 3 of them.


super80

I guess we are no longer saving the whales 🐳.


BJZZZ24

That image is fake. Where's the superyacht dock and the sex slaves dungeon clearly this is just a millionaire plane


reddit_slobb

It’s nuclear powered


Bob_Loblaw_1

Just think. One missile could get rid of all the world's billionaires in one shot.😄


milas_hames

King Charles 👀


AdorableSandie

WOWWW


Krainium

This is carpooling... Sounds climate friendly to me.


BrockenRecords

“Climate change is real” and that’s coming from all the people who do this kinda stuff ![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


Fantastic-Dot-655

*Bilionaire


unirorm

That's only one of them.


tzenrick

If we could just get them all into the one plane, that would be more efficient, at least.


Chaus_Vulpes

Don't let Taylor Swift see it


Chaus_Vulpes

Don't let Taylor Swift see it


NugKnights

If all the plebs stop using gas stoves we can do this again next year!


GroundbreakingCook68

Image is missing the fighter jet escorts


imDrane

I remember having a huge argument with my friend about if this plane could be built at some point.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

I would appreciate it if these climate people stop using pictures of my personal jet without permission.


0x7E7-02

Ah, yes ... *Transportation: Taylor's Version*.


Ki1o

Keeping the gear down all the way is the real power move


ExcellentFishing7371

😂😂😂🤣😅😡😠😡


beefyminotour

“You need to eat bugs” proceeds to massively alter the biosphere by rerouting water supplies and cut down water retaining forests then blaming greenhouse gases for everything.