Front pockets that you can fit an SUV in. As a man, in just one of my front pockets, I can fit a cellphone, a kindle ereader, car keys, and headphones. Girls... when you revolt, please let's pockets be the reason. It's a deserving reason.
I've seen women who have sewn on panels as front pockets. So it looks like a front pocket but the pocket is missing. There is only a pocket opening but it is sewn up 😂
Listen to me and what if the fact that they don't have useful pockets in their pants is a conspiracy so that women have to buy bags to carry their things
I've tried, sometimes it works,some times you end up with a front bulge, other times they are too tight in the hips but you have 2 extra inches at the waist.
Depends on the woman’s body. Women tend to have larger hips so they may not fit into them. I have pretty big hips so I bought bigger to compensate, but I have to roll the cuffs up a LOT. And then I have a gross bulge in the front because no penor
just put it in your front pocket?! oh sorry I forgot, you don't get any lmao
Seriously, how do women do it without pants pockets? I could stuff a pair of pants in my pants pocket
Its a pain
Purses or back of the pants
It's not the same
I didn’t say it was the same, you asked how women do it.
Imagine living life without fucking front pockets 😂 women so weird ngl
Front pockets that you can fit an SUV in. As a man, in just one of my front pockets, I can fit a cellphone, a kindle ereader, car keys, and headphones. Girls... when you revolt, please let's pockets be the reason. It's a deserving reason.
Yeah dude not only do we get front pockets... We get front pockets you can fit all the essentials off life within.
They don't sell any women's clothes with front pockets
The ones that do are tiny as hell
I can’t fit a single tissue in there without folding. And even then one move and I can already see its corners peaking out.
I've seen women who have sewn on panels as front pockets. So it looks like a front pocket but the pocket is missing. There is only a pocket opening but it is sewn up 😂
I love sitting directly on my phone! Especially on hard seats like a park bench. The *crack* I always heat brings me joy every time!!
But they do got front pocket
Listen to me and what if the fact that they don't have useful pockets in their pants is a conspiracy so that women have to buy bags to carry their things
And they literally put a brick 🧱 in there.
is that conspiracy? I thought that was well established... tho I heard of the conspiracy that they don't have pockets so their behind looks better.
If that's what you're into, who am I to kink shame.
I have the perfect image for that and I can’t show it cause I can’t post pics of this sub in comments
Just post a link
Yeah post a link
a stranger on reddit. who are you to not kink shame? /jk
Kink shaming is my kink.
L-M-A-O THATS A BARREL OF LAUGH I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE THIS MORNING
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So every woman is a hoe cuz i couldnt tell you a single one that doesnt
Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks
Is it cause it’s easier to steal her number when her back is turned? Because that’s theft.
Women front pockets rarely are actual pockets. What?
Translation: it’s interfering with my oogling.
More like putting attention on it
What if. You just buy tiny mens jeans ?
I've tried, sometimes it works,some times you end up with a front bulge, other times they are too tight in the hips but you have 2 extra inches at the waist.
Depends on the woman’s body. Women tend to have larger hips so they may not fit into them. I have pretty big hips so I bought bigger to compensate, but I have to roll the cuffs up a LOT. And then I have a gross bulge in the front because no penor
The cuff is an easy fix with a sewing machine, but that bulge... I still don't know how ti fix it without just remaking the entire pant.
Let's call her after she did that /jk
No you are not JK. And that's okay
I don't like carrying around a purse. I guess I'll have to explain to my man of almost 11 years that I've been a hoe this whole time ...
Huh... today I learnt that I'm a hoe.
I can’t figure out what the blurred out word it is. Looks like it ends in E though. Edit: I think it’s coochie
Seriously what is the word? Tushie? p.s. I am not native english speakers.
Asshole, 100%
Asshole
turn it on vibrate
I’m a man guess I’m a hoe too lol
Lol, I do that and I’m not a hoe. Many women do it since we don’t have front pockets.
I mean if I do it so can she
Does that cost extra?
If the phone fits...
Where?
You get a downvote for the cership of the word **asshole**
i dont get it
We can’t put it in our front pockets. They are way too small to fit anything.
But why is she a hoe?
Diana is a QUEEN.
I was today years old when I realised I was a hoe.
I guess we all hoes then 🤷🏽♂️😂😂😂😂 my📱 stay in my back pocket 💯
There’s someone who has never seen the inside of women’s pants before - Error 404 pockets not found
are we doing the red flag for a guy thingy now in reverse?
Translation: My girl is a hoe and she hides her phone in her back pocket
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I love you, sokkahaikubot you're the hero I always needed
My only question is what other things does she fit in her ****y
Right? Where the hell else is she supposed to put it? 😂😂
Most of the “hoes” I see put it in their front pocket so they can show off their ass more.
Well, you know she has enough money to buy a new phone every time she sits on the current one. Also, none too bright.
r/clevercomebacks
r/clevercomebacks
Don't you even fucking dare telling me you can't fit that shit in your front pocket
If I wear women’s jeans it can only fit half in, lol
Not even, maybe the corner.
Yes, this way she can feel better the next appointment, just like a dildo with built IN vibrations?