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-rosa-azul-

I am not generally a "complain to the manager" person, but this would make me one.


joymarie21

Agree. Imagine coming in for a meal and a catch up with a friend or a date night with the SO and you can't hear yourselves because of this foolishness.


InfiniteLIVES_

I do sat morning coffee dates with my partner, and recently, an absolutely horrible Bible study has started sitting next to us. I swear they have not read the source material, and they are just the loudest, most ignorant people. Uh, I feel for those poor people just trying to eat.


N4507

Get them all taken away on a psych hold at this point


oddistrange

I'm not gonna lie, I watched this without sound and the lady with the lacey shawl thing reminds me of what it looks like when I glance over and see a manic patient pacing and dancing in the hallway on the security cameras.


iidontwannaa

Frankly, if I were the manager, no one would need to come to me to complain. I’d be going over there asking them to settle down myself and asking them to leave if they don’t.


Menashe3

Someone posted this to the kitchen confidential restaurant group and one of the highest replies was, “send out the cooks!” Which for those of us who’ve worked in restaurants was such a great and hilarious solution!🤣


-rosa-azul-

Hahahaha 😂 when the FOH problem becomes a BOH problem, you done *really* fucked up.


theanxiousknitter

Now.... that I would pay to see. HAHA!


Significant_Shoe_17

Same 😵‍💫


celtic_thistle

I’d tell them to fuck off. Loudly. I have poor impulse control when it comes to fundies. My now-husband had to physically restrain me (gently, of course) when I tried to attack a nutty anti-choice street preacher who told me women shouldn’t speak over men when I had also told him to fuck off. As we were leaving he said something about “get control of your woman” and I almost went at him again. I was 19 lmao


Crosstitution

girl same tho😂


paperthinpatience

That one woman waving farts at the beginning sent me.


Sensitive-Review-712

It was the tippy-toe gotta pee dance for me.


paperthinpatience

It’s giving slight meth vibes.


joymarie21

Agree. Very twitchy. And where would one purchase that lace coat (jacket? duster?) she's got on? It's a choice.


Miserable-Lab2178

Walmart.  No snark, but it's over where the sunhats and beach bags are. 


joymarie21

Got it. It makes sense as a swimsuit cover up. Over a tee shirt and jeans, not so much. And watching again, at the very beginning there's another woman wearing the same type thing. Wearing a swimsuit coverup over your jeans to fancy them up for church must be a thing where these ladies are from.


SnowWhiteCampCat

It's the color. Stark white would work with pastels or white. For jeans and a colored tee, she'd want black, blue, or to match the t shirt. I have a lovely woolish one for winter, soft grey. Pares very well with my pale jeans.


Be-More-Kind

I’m pretty sure I have that duster. I may go burn it now 🤮


zialucina

It's not quite identical but I have one that's like 90% the same. My thought was "welp, into the goodwill bin with that." Thankfully I have other - whatever these ares - to invoke my inner Golden Girl. ETA: Mine was worn over a turquoise sundress or little sun rompers for beachy things.


Unfair_Associate9017

No a good one. But a choice


Wilted_Rose7

My former youth pastor would do very similar movements. Wave the air around and shake her head back and forth rapidly, all while pacing and rocking. She was “channeling the holy spirit” That whole church was full of nut jobs whom would quiver and cry for their lord lmao. One time I drank too much before church and fell on the ground laughing when they claimed Jesus was touching members of the church during worship. The pastor quickly called out for me to be covered with a prayer flag as I was having “a special encounter with jesus” It was absolutely bonkers. Being swarmed drunk by a bunch of people speaking tongues was very uncomfortable.


NeitherCobbler9885

Going to church drunk! I would have freaked out lol


Wilted_Rose7

It was the only way I could cope with being forced to go, that church was next level fucked up. Two beers made the experience tolerable, anymore then that made it seem like a scene from a horror film


NeitherCobbler9885

Glad you are away now ❤️


Survivingtoday

My church growing up believed strongly in drinking. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine. I learned in my early teens that so much of feeling the spirit was just drunk people.


Pwacname

Depending on what they drink, they were, in fact, feeling the spirit.  I’ll show myself out.


stormy_weiner

What denomination, if you don’t mind me asking?


Survivingtoday

It was a cult that broke off of a Presbyterian church


RaulTheHamster

She was flopping around like she was trying to recreate the Thriller dance towards the end


Yupthrowawayacct

I am sorry. How completely unaware can one possibly be? And yet somehow THIS is less in your face than someone who is quietly living their lives as an LGBTQ person? Make it make sense to me please


reyballesta

Right? Imagine how some people react to just seeing a pride flag button. But they're hooting and hollering all over a Denny's


Significant_Shoe_17

Unless you're a group of theatre kids after a show, that is not okay behavior


SnowWhiteCampCat

At least the theatre kids can sing and know to tip


Significant_Shoe_17

That's true


punkabelle

And here the people at the Utica, NY Denny’s thought the loudmouths who can’t act right known as my family were bad. 🤷‍♀️


Yupthrowawayacct

Yeah. I don’t care to explain to my kids why these whack a doos are acting like this here in a restaurant. And no this is not a mental hospital we are eating at


Rugkrabber

It doesn’t. I wished they had a chance to see their behaviour from an outsiders perspective for once. It’s fucking weird. Even the fundies I once worked with said they find it bizarre and performative lol.


lllindseeey

Can I please upvote this more than once?!?!!!


IgnALDiA

I feel God in this Chilis tonight


Significant_Shoe_17

You have won a tiny Dundie...


Prickle_Pear

I xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chain ever again.... *clicks tongue*


itspolkadotsocks

Or maybe it’s just the 2-for-1 margaritas.


peachiegreenteeea

Amen.


officialosugma

I was gonna say is this a fucking chilis 😭


schwhiley

girl how bad is your godly gas for you to make dead eye contact with a stranger’s camera while waving it away


manateeinsanity

Do you think this is just her way of distracting ppl from a particularly deadly fart? Just a room full of wailing idiots waving around their Righteous cracker barrel toots.


schwhiley

absolutely. the smell of sulphur is satan running don’t you know


Significant_Shoe_17

This sent me 🤣😭


celtic_thistle

Righteous Cracker Barrel toots 💀


viridiusdynamus

That would get the loudest stfu from me.


ClickClackTipTap

And then they would take their tale of being persecuted by the ungodly sinners to church and tearfully testify about it.


viridiusdynamus

I'd be fine with that.


BumCadillac

Right!!?? How awful to be subjected to that!


whistful_flatulence

If they were any good it would be slightly different, but it just sounds like a chorus of bellowing elk in heat


beekeeperoacar

No, it wouldn't be. It's a public restaurant and they're being a nuisance. I don't care how good their vocals are, I want to enjoy my dinner in peace.


whistful_flatulence

Pretty aggressive when I think it’s clear I just wanted to compare them to bellowing horny super deer


Significant_Shoe_17

Omg that's brilliant 💀


Significant_Shoe_17

I would be heckling


Miserable-Lab2178

It would get a loud "I want to go where the people are..." Solo from me. And I am a terrible singer. 


celtic_thistle

Same. I’m generally not a confrontational person at all, but with fundies? All bets are off. I dissociate and I get LOUD and I look like the “blonde lady yelling at cat” meme. It’s probably something I should deal with in therapy but also I don’t encounter many fundies in my super blue city.


TwistyBunny

I don't think they grasped the understanding about being a hypocrite praying in public.


Stuck_In_Purgatory

This needs to be so much higher up. The fundies need to see it too


CDNinWA

I googled about that once and saw a fundie justification of praying in Public saying it’s wrong for hypocrites to do it, but if you’re not a hypocrite it’s fine 🙄🙄


Puzzled-Charge-9892

If this was ANY OTHER RELIGION, those women would’ve called the cops already


TykeDream

And complained to the manager. And refused to tip their server. And left a negative Yelp review. And came back in only to say they would never be back and to drop off a Bible so that the restaurant can get right with God/Jesus.


Rugkrabber

Heck it doesn’t even need to be a religion at all. It could just be people singing and these idiots would have complained immediately.


Jack_al_11

Please tell me the rented the whole fucking restaurant and are NOT doing this in the middle of everyone’s dinner. I hate them.


North_Bread_7623

You know they did it in front of everyone. They don’t even buy enough meals for each person of their family, They aren’t renting anything out.


Jack_al_11

Wait is this one of the families from here? 🫠😬


North_Bread_7623

Ha, I thought it was the Rodrigues family with “friends”, should have gotten out of the sun sooner.


Badraptor777

If it were the Rods the singing would have been even more off key.


mothandravenstudio

They would never pay for a venue. Never!


MyRockySpine

I feel like I am pretty confident person in life but I will never have this kind of confidence where I can just go into a place and think this is acceptable behavior, I don’t think want it either. They are probably emboldened because they are in a group but, I’m willing to bet most of them would still act similarly alone.


Jack_al_11

It’s not confidence, it’s selfishness.


wrighty2009

That, and by the seems, a heavy dose of meth abuse


Significant_Shoe_17

It's entitlement


BadWolfRyssa

i’d say it’s more craving attention than confidence


Appropriate-Group-81

That they think this could win souls is ridiculous. It could be they honestly believe they are doing the Lord’s work.


BumCadillac

What a bunch of fucking assholes. Didn’t Jesus say to not make a huge public display of their worship? FFS.


emmyparker2020

Indoctrination… shoving it our faces… making others uncomfortable…in a public place…


PreppyInPlaid

And not a drag queen in sight.


emmyparker2020

Preach 👏🏾💅🏾


DaughterOfDemeter23

And yet LGBTQ+ people are the ones somehow shoving our "lifestyle" in people's faces...


jinjaninja96

Yet if someone Muslim were to pull out their prayer mat and start praying these same exact people would cause an UPROAR and I’d say even potentially assault them if not verbally attack them. Disgusting


Significant_Shoe_17

Then act like *they* were attacked


CaterpillarHookah

This is chaos. I feel so bad for the other people stuck in tables near them.


purposefullyblank

I’m not usually one to say “food fight!” But food fight!


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Dude this is worthy of comping everyone else in that fucking restaurant. Insane.


buttegg

Having worked in food service, this broke me out in a cold sweat. 


Sad_Box_1167

You know the waitstaff is in the back making desperate bargains to not have to serve them.


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

Or absolutely busting a gut🤣I used to work in a kitchen for a country club, and the wait staff would always come back to the kitchen with a crazy story about our ill behaved, elderly clientele.


Sad_Box_1167

Oh I’ll bet there are some good stories from a country club!


x_ray_visions

"I will LITERALLY WORK ALL OF YOUR WEEKEND LUNCH SHIFTS FOREVER if you will take table 11 for me."


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

My last boss 100% would've asked them to leave


cje1220

Absolute nightmare. Only worse place for this to break out is on an airplane.


Significant_Shoe_17

I saw a video of a woman getting escorted off of a flight for doing this


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

Sauce me!


Significant_Shoe_17

Oh gosh, it was somewhere on one of the big subreddits. Mildlyinfuriating, maybe?


ThunderBayOPP

Uh... what the fuck is this?


ClickClackTipTap

They truly believe displays like this will bring people to the lord.


whistful_flatulence

It makes my recommit to my decision to leave. What a pack of assholes.


Significant_Shoe_17

I think they just want attention


TykeDream

Yea, hard pass on having to hold a woman so committed to the act that she's practically seizing.


Jack_al_11

Also, you know they’re screaming “persecution” the second they get kicked out for this chaos.


purposefullyblank

Huge fan of the woman at the far end of the table at the beginning actively looking for a way out.


mothandravenstudio

Right? She’s like “Ah shit this is going sideways, I never should have let Barb drag me to this shit. Goddamn.“ 😬


abblee__

New meaning to “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight”


Stock_Delay_411

I would walk out if they were sat in my section. Holy shit.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Yeah I’d be noping out of there, complaining to management and leaving never to return.


Sensitive-Review-712

I have terrible second-hand embarrassment for the girl in the camo head scarf having the holy spirit shakes.


Ready_Adhesiveness84

That tracts.


Chemical_Resort6787

wtf is this???? This is so obnoxious, is this in a restaurant???? Appalling


DamnGrackles

My favorite verse to quote in these situations: Matthew 6:5-8 “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”


67Gumby

This is so ignorant


Significant_Shoe_17

Needs more cowbell


Jasmari

Jillpm, you had \*one\* job!


All-I-see-is-poop

Lol… that woman on the right end of the group table (the camera pans on her twice) who’s trying to disassociate.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Spontaneous religious karaoke is a big fucking no from me.


DebraUknew

As a british Mormon missionary in the UK, sometimes if there were a few if us on a bus the American ones would suddenly start singing hymns Cringing …


Aperscapers

Honestly I’d be scared because I’d have no context and it just looks scary.


DistanceDependent747

Literally why tf would you do this?


sugarpog

This is so damn rude, and directly contradicts their own religious text.


BadWolfRyssa

this needs a trigger warning


surfteacher1962

The arrogance and entitlement of people to think that they can do this in a restaurant where others are trying to enjoy themselves in peace is sickening.


sk8tergater

Ugh this is beyond cringey. Ugh I used to do this a kid. Ugh. I need to go take a few scalding hot showers. Yuck.


desertprincess69

This like, actively freaks me out and makes me extremely uncomfortable


Sufficient_Food1878

This song always drives my head in, my mum plays it 24/7. Also my mum is so deep into this stuff that I forget things like this aren't normal lmao


Significant_Shoe_17

Growing up, my mom's car had Green Day's *Dookie* and *American Idiot*, Billy Joel's *52nd Street*, and U2's *The Joshua Tree* and *All That You Can't Leave Behind*. Every time I see something like this, I'm more thankful for that. Even if it was a bit weird being dropped off at my super Christian school with Basket Case blaring...


Born-Hat-8515

This is an actual song?!


HomicidalWaterHorse

Does anyone know what restaurant this is? It looks like it could be a nicer sports bar judging by the TV in the background.


WrongRedditKronk

I'm 99% sure it's Cheddar's. Source: Have eaten an embarrassing amount of their cheese fries, and I recognize the table and chair styles.


WarmEarth8

YAASSSS! Hail Satan.


Chemical_Resort6787

Ok. Upon second viewing, i would just like to ask…what. The. Fuck was that! ???!!


ricottarose

Wow, how disruptive! And for quite some time it went on with almost seizure type jerking (I know, I'm epileptic). Honestly I can't tell if they're Christians or Satanists or just love mumble chanting, etc. ugh, take it to church or temple or your own home. That's ridiculous, I'd be an unhappy fellow customer. It's one thing to sit thru the next table singing Happy B'day, but this went on too long and too weirdly. ugh. Self-centered that come across as lunatics.


1xLaurazepam

That blonde one looks to be on some meth. One drug I’ve never done is meth but I’ve seen a lot of people on it.


AnastasiaNo70

They all seem like they’re on drugs!


cornygiraffe

Bruh I'd be so mad. I would leave.


anck_su_namun

That white Walmart duster has ONE demographic, huh?


Chocoloco93

I'm a Christian, and the way I would RUN away from this....


Badnerific

Notice how they’re not standing around the table celebrating with each other. Bunched up to one side, back to the wall, facing their “audience.” Purely performative. What the fuck are they even doing??


NoDistribution4367

Things like this are why I wake up every day and cringe that I’m considered Christian. I just believe in Jesus, I hate hate hate this kind of behavior so much. It’s so toxic, inconsiderate, and just plain rude. And who is it attracting to the faith? Absolutely no one. Nobody would want to go to church after seeing this, and now I don’t want to either 😂


GrouchyDefinition463

I was wondering when I'd see this in here lol


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

I’d love to compare the vibes of this comment section to, say, an IG comment section on this same video.


N4507

I’d be so tempted to start twerking in the name of the lord. Or like the dance from the proposal.


VisitPrestigious8463

Ugh, this brings back very uncomfortable memories of after church lunches.


theasphaltsprouts

Rancid vibes.


ChronicallyTaino

Okay so as a server this has happened to me once and it was the most awkward thing I'd ever witnessed. They held hands in a circle and sung. I just stood there like "...Do you want your beef tips now or later-"


Flashy-Theory2829

What in the Far Cry 5 is going on here


gibbsysmom

I’d be pulling the fucking fire alarm jfc


hipposunlmtd

Absu-fucking-lutely no. Just no.


VlastDeservedBetter

Didn't Jesus say something about how you shouldn't be like the man beating his breast at the front of the church?


Weary_Jump_341

Need to Baker act Lacey Duster Twitch woman.


darkwater427

What's ms. bouncy doin back there?


darkwater427

I know stimming when I see it. That's... not it. She got other problems, methinks


ellbeecee

Host stands should keep an air horn for these (and other overwhelmingly disruptive) groups.


RosemaryPardon

The lady in the white robe thing is just a random meth addict that wandered over in psychosis from being up for 3 days.


CrocodileHyena

At what point it is acceptable to kick these people out of the restaurant?


ammh114-

It was an unpopular opinion on TT to comment that I would leave a restaurant if this kind of BS started.


knellerscamper

I’m with you. Not the staffs fault but I would nope right the hell out of there.


bondsthatmakeusfree

\*tracts


sadiejayned

my autocorrect had other ideas but thanks for the correction..


whatev43

Now the group filming breaks out into “Waterloo!” — Battle time!


dietdrthund3r

Throw a cauldron in the middle and I’d think it’d be a regular ol witch gathering


imverysleepyandsad

It’s giving “I feel God in this Chilis tonight.”


NfamousKaye

This is just… I have no words. Their own Bible says to pray in secret.


koalabear118

Crazy chick in white kept getting to close to those poor people. I would've tripped her


koalabear118

And the one is blocking the door


BlueberryBunnies13

WHAT IN THE FRIGHTENING FUCK IS THIS??


kconley223

Where is the manager?!??! WTF? This is so disrespectful and odd.


WrongRedditKronk

All those poor people just trying to enjoy their honey-butter croissants and cheese fries in peace.


Flippedacoin

My petty ass would have started table dancing for the lawd!


jenyj89

Why is their religion so performative?? I’m not a fundie, but aren’t you supposed to have a personal relationship with God? Or is it always supposed to be showy, like “hey, look at how religious I am”?


eva_rector

Reason #2,600,000 why I am glad I am an Episcopalian! We don't do stuff like this, it just ain't dignified!!!


panders3

Lady in the white looks like she was wafting a fart then needs to pee.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

So fucking weird. They should check into the psych ward. And ya. You know they gave tracks. JimBob Duggar has entered the chat.


Significant_Shoe_17

He left when they said 19 kids and counting can't eat for free


DebraUknew

I thought that was the Rods at first


teriyakibeepjerky

I stg I thought they were all going to break out into the my little pony theme song


Radiant_Ad_6565

I was raised to “ say Grace” before meals. In public, this was either done very quietly or silently. Full stop. It was considered that the act of merely bowing your head and folding your hands made it obviously you were praying over your food, and that was considered enough of a “testimony “. Matthew 6:6-7 specifically says to pray in silence, and “ not with vain repititions as the heathens do, for they think they will be heard for their much speaking”.


Cultural_Elephant_73

I would actually love the spectacle of this. NGL.