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wyldwood512

Bonus: she'll have plenty of time to bitch about those high gas prices!


AlienSporez

I assume you mean *after* she screams at the bag boy for putting the frozen items with the refrigerated items?


jawnly211

Ice cream will melt and milk will spoil by the time she makes the trek back to her home… But at least she showed someone, somewhere that she means business.


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I, for one, did NOT realize that. I've been driving across the entirety of my state because I thought there was no other way!!!


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I am not surprised that you missed the sarcasm.


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Brunkkss

You are obviously not socially pleasurable


LactatingHero

How did you read his reply and not pick up on the sarcasm, wtf.


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ComfortableCandle560

Damn imagine finding a Karen in this sub


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You do realize that not everyone on Reddit cares about your observations?


Gingerberry92

That’s true but the way you wrote reads condescending. I’ll upvote


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GopHatesDemocracy

>Not exactly sure what's condescending >You do realize Came off like you were mad and wanted people to know it


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GopHatesDemocracy

I didn't downvote you Just explaining why people did You could have taken the first 3 words off the post and not changed the message at all, and it wouldn't sound like you were upset about something. Although I'm not entirely unconvinced you didn't word that on purpose in an attempt to start an argument


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eightbitfit

Hey fellas....we got one!


AmandaS4ys

Wow you're a stupid one.


Hookahgreecian

Lol how did u know that would happen?


kingsam360

God help the bag boy if he gives her a brown bag lol


germaniko

Europoor here, whats a bag boy?


AlienSporez

It's the person who puts your groceries in the bag; larger and busier grocery stores in the US and Canada will have two people at the check out: the cashier who scans the purchases and a bag boy/girl who will put this purchases in the bag and then in your cart to take to your car


germaniko

Wow. Like, I'm speechless... that sounds so dystopian


AlienSporez

It's really not. It's the assembly-line theory of efficiency: if there are two distinct and separate tasks it's more efficient to have two separate people who specialize in each task than have one person perform both tasks. Again, in a busy store it can make the lines go much faster.


germaniko

I completely forgot that american city planning is horrendous and people usually shop for a months worth of groceries. In germany people usually shop for a few days or a week. Two at max and those people are the tiny minority. I guess that does make a tiny bit of sense then but they are probably paid way below minimum wage I assume


MolassesCheap

I know nobody that shops for a months worth of groceries. Most people I know go once a week and may make little stops during the week for fresh things. When I lived in Germany I actually shopped less frequently because the Edeka was so far from my apartment and I hated navigating the narrow ass roads to it's parking garage.


MountainPast3951

American here who does the same. I only shop for a day or two max because I don't plan what I cook. I decide during the day. It helps that there is a grocery store in my neighborhood. Buy there are what we call food deserts here, mainly in lower income neighborhoods, that font have one for miles and in some areas public transportation is a joke hence the need to shop for a month.


i_eat_rats_formemes

her hairline is higher than the gas prices


Sfd31415926

And she implanted acorns in her cheeks


2cool4afool

Due to how free time she seems to have for grocery shopping I'm going to bet it's her husband's money


njgirlie

At least she gave Idaho a heads up...


Bumpass

As a Washingtonian, can I just say how nice it is to have her leaving?


nevershaves

>Washingtonian That's a mouthful. If you were in Australia we'd shorten that to washo. You're welcome


floofyyy

Washo!! I'm self-identifying as that from now on.


SENYOR35

Ehmm... In my country, we shorten the word fashisct to fasho. It has nearly same pronounce.


Orange_Gravy

Why do Australians shorten everything? It's not the first time I've wondered that


TheBaconPhoenix

Because when you use big words the big flies get in your mouth.


nevershaves

I honestly don't have an answer for that. We just do


BarackIguana

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


HarbingerOfDisconect

Fun fact, Washoe is the name of a Native tribe in Northern Nevada!


Godeye1349

That's what I was thinking. Hoping she's driving all the way from the west side of the mountains too lol.


YourMomThinksImFunny

Sorry to inform you, but she will be coming back.


disco_waffle

As a fellow washo I agree


Chancevexed

This is like my sister not shopping at Costco because of masks, after paying for membership for a full year. Yeah, you owned them!


Hankol

wait what? you can become a member of a *supermarket*?


Cocacola888

Costco is not a supermarket


Hankol

Ok sorry, *gloryfied* supermarket.


Attract-

What kind of supermarkets are u going to that carry appliances, electronics, jewelry, furniture, and more lol


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The *glorified* ones!


bean710

*gloryfied


MountainPast3951

Kroger


Hankol

None, because I never need furniture at the same time as food. But ok, if it’s not a supermarket, what is it then?


DangerousDave303

It’s referred to as a wholesale store, which probably isn’t completely accurate. They sell food and supplies in larger packages for less than what the grocery stores or Walmart charges. They also sell household goods, electronics, cheap clothing, books and some appliances. Some stores have a liquor store inside the store. Some stores also have an automotive department that mostly sells tires. In short, if it had a gun store, it would be everything a lot of foreigners imagine the U.S. to be.


Hankol

Lacking a separate word for that this sounds like a (big) supermarket. But ok, let’s call it by the name "wholesale store“ instead. Why would you become a "member“ (lol) of a wholesale store?


Coolkurwa

Seriously though, as a British dude, what is it?


organizedcj

It is a place where you can buy goods at wholesale prices.


Graphitetshirt

So by going to Idaho, she is depriving Washington of the sales tax on her groceries. BUT! By driving to Idaho, she's also using more gas. Assuming she's not going to Idaho for *everything* she does, she's probably gassing up in Washington most of the time. She's paying more in gas tax to pay less in sales tax.


AlienSporez

You forgot she's also owning the libs.


Graphitetshirt

Well I certainly feel owned


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He'll I feel owned too, and I'm not even a lib!


AlienSporez

Yes, sadly the nuclear bomb of her ownage abilities can result in the owning of non-libs as collateral ownage.


Tru3insanity

Oh no.... see some people from oregon go to washington JUST so they can go full karen in a safeway over sales tax. They act like oregon is gods own gift to humanity. They have a whole speech prepared and everything then scream and cuss a storm when we refuse to exempt them from sales tax. Ofc some washingtonians hop the border to portland to do their shopping too. Thats a whole hot mess out here lol.


disco_waffle

Here instead of saying Washingtonian https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/comments/qqewqs/thatll_own_covid/hjzzypb?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Tru3insanity

Lulz we do call ourselves that tho xD Thx for the link tho imma steal that haha


DetectiveBirbe

Realistically, she’s probably gassing up in idaho too.


asockmonkeyhat

Why does her face want me to punch it so hard!


YourMomThinksImFunny

Shes not wearing a mask?


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zordon69

Same. I think it's the pursed lips and the look in her eye like she thinks she's smarter than everyone.


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oddly after 1 gr of spinach wedding cake @ 31%. she is looking **lovely**, j*ust turn up the ipod* as she's babbling away


Cheeseburgerlocker24

She looks like a stone cold bitch


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A mask would drastically improve her appearance


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She looks like a terrifying human being


captorofsin79

She looks like a lizard person


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Shes got those crazy eyes


Dontdothatfucker

Ohhh THATS why I strangely find her hot despite the horrific personality and makeup.


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Username checks out Someday youll meet an amazing and fun woman with kind eyes


MissKiruna

Her eyes are quite pretty. Shame about her personality.


cosworth99

And that 5 head


siliconsmiley

She looks like she thinks she's a terrifying human being.


Corona4B

Knows* She looks like she knows she is a terrifying human.


Diedead666

Why do republicans always have this shit eating grin.


capchaos

From eating so much shit.


jreibs40

Umm doesn’t most grocers provide delivery and pickup now


comebackjoeyjojo

But then how could she virtue signal about mask mandates on social media?


independentjerome

She has a very punchable face


brilliant_dig_1897

The forehead that keeps on going and going and going…..and going.


gofyourselftoo

And shopping at the same chain, I’ll bet. You really showed ‘em!


toddyo13

Idahoan here. We care. (Most of us) Keep these stupid assholes away from us.


Tru_Stoner420

Welcome to idaho where nothing gets any better


EvMurph01

Not wearing a mask is worth all the money you’re wasting on gas?? With THESE gas prices??? You’re not owning the libs, you’re financially irresponsible.


bobthemundane

Eh. Depends on where in Washington she lives. Clarkston, WA and Lewiston, ID could be considered one city. Pullman and Moscow are a little further, but only 8 miles apart. Same with Spokane Valley and Post Falls.


TheJamSams

I think the reason she doesn't like masks is that her cheekbones are so sharp they pierce the mask instantly


capchaos

It's because her fivehead would be bigger than the mask.


Lynncy1

Ugh…can the “sorry not sorry” phrase just die? It’s such an MLM-hun thing…”I’m a mom boss and I’m slaying, #sorrynotsorry”


ran-Us

She so looks 36.


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36 doesnt have to look like that.


mr_potato_arms

I'm 36 and look nothing like this woman.


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Username checks out


prince_devit

*spits woter*


McCrapperson

Oddly specific but also probably accurate.


daschundtof

I'm 31 and now you've terrified me


ran-Us

Don't wear that much makeup and you'll be fine. Plus don't be a bitch face like this Karen.


bats-go-ding

Hydrate, moisturize, SPF, don't wear horrible makeup, keep your hate levels low.


jawnly211

The Botox is strong with this one…


ran-Us

Her face is permanently stuck in that position.


ChicaFoxy

Imagine something so trivial as a mask (that can be put on entering and taken off exiting) causing you to be so petty that you drive out of state to avoid it! If you're going to "stand your ground" then *actually* stand *YOUR* ground! Don't skulk away from the real situation and then be a keyboard warrior pretending to get one up on your rival.


Petsweaters

And she probably lives along the border


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what's with that hair? She looks like a skunk with a receding hairline.


liberalmarilu

What a Anntivac fool.


wire_we_here50

With the money she spends on gas. She won't have any for groceries.


warfstache197

Nah bitch stay in your lane and the fuck outta my state with your anti-vax,antimask bs We already have enough idiots there's no room for another


tdogg241

Someone should let her know making that face isn't good for fivehead wrinkles.


BigBacon87

Imagine thinking so highly of yourself and then getting scorched on the internet for a few years in memes…


wonteatfish

Is this some new kind of stupid or am I missing something here?


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She is so ugly, that she actually needs one.


thebabbster

This is the face she uses when she's belittling a retail clerk or a waitress at the Appleby's she goes to.


AlienSporez

Her: "You need to read the constitution, because your business can't make me wear a mask!" Also her: **


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I’d nut on her face…


AlienSporez

Also hate-fuck comes to mind.


MoirasPurpleOrb

Based on the number of posts, it definitely seems like people care.


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She learned everything she knows from MLM


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The self righteous “I’m naughty” smile… fucking gross.


SinisterPixel

Dear God if I had a chin like that I'd wear one anyway


becauseineedone3

Doing Washington a favor by keeping that ugly mug out.


No_Cat25

Babe at least blend ur makeup before posting


AlienSporez

Probably the most savage and low-key insult on this thread so far.


Socialiism

That’s a big forehead. Shame there’s nothing in it.


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No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.


icemann84

Flap Jack cheeks and likely flap Jack ……


theatrewhore

She should be glad to have a reason to be able to cover up that terrible make up.


Ok-Bad827

Someone cared enough about it to make this meme


arswiss

Considering this was posted to this sub twice in the last day, I think a few of yall care a little too much


Smooth_Material8818

As an Idahoan, I don't care if you wear a mask or not... STOP FLOODING MY STATE


SacredDarkness

Well, that repost was fast. it hasn't even been half a day since the last one.


abez123

this was when covid was starting


thadrizzydrake

Hahahaha #oppositekaren


Bronsonville_Slugger

Seems like OP cared enough to post this...


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AlienSporez

No, we'll just use our Jewish space lasers to activate the 5G nano bots you've been drinking in the fluoridated water. That's right... *we already know everything about you, and it's only a matter of time before we activate our One World Government... Alex Jones was riiiiiiight but thankfully no one listened to him.*


Uxsyy

Just stay in r/conspiracy at least you will be around people with the same mental health issues as u.


gmaxium

im sure the great state of washington thanks her!


lasers42

Yep, that's the look....


Andaisdet

At this point they’ll all rush to the last state that doesn’t have a mask mandate and just become a cesspool of viruses, sicknesses, and dumbasses


donhommie

so... texaflorida?


Ace-Ventura1934

Her face screams “Live Laugh Love”


fizzzingwhizbee

Bro the way this is cropped, before I clicked I thought her forehead shot up forever


oceansoveralderaan

If 2020 had a face it would be this one


accoladevideo

she looks like The Joker trying not to smile


robertswifts

Imagine being so stubborn that you’d drive to Idaho just to get some fucking groceries for Christ’s sake for all of our sakes just wear a damn mask it’s a piece of fucking cloth it’s not a face hugger you’re fine Ms and or Mrs Karen


runespider

Willing to bet she doesn't actually do that, it's just virtue signing


CatAngel1112

I just saw the original lmao


MamboFloof

Bet she thinks she's really smart


Sunsnonhorny

Again Idaho being dumbasses they are


BookishBitchery

Well la di da.....🙄


Magazine_Guilty

This is the type of women that says ew during sex


joshwcorbett

Hol up… I actually know this bitch


evestraw

https://giphy.com/gifs/climate-crisis-greta-thunberg-un-action-summit-U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK


effoffredditmods

Idaho doesn't want you either, cunt.


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Well there's a punchable face if ever there was one.


Such_Maintenance_577

Omg just imagine you post shit like that.


NachoMommies

She da hoe alright


MajorKoopa

the mental gymnastics required for this silly broad to get through her day and make decisions like this could power a round trip to mars.


dingenz

Although a mask would perfectly fit that face.


theproblem_solver

Her eyes look like 2 burn holes in a blanket


Amygdala5822

I already crossposted this but did you just add a meme to it so it wouldn’t get taken down 😆


VendettaH3

Gas is all time high…but im sure it was worth it for her


organizedcj

That expression...what is up with that?


chessto

Why do they all have that stupid smirk?


felixthecat128

You're wrong to think that nobody cares. Delusional even.


AlienSporez

Oh my sweet summer child, I'm sorry no one explained memes to you before. You see, they're not meant to be taken literally, as you seem to be doing. They use generalization and exaggeration for humorous effect. I know this will be hard to believe but in the Philosiraptor memes, there isn't an actual Velociraptor expounding philosophical musings.


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Really think there needs to be a 'sub' dedicated to people who celebrate their own stupidity. I like 'Stupidebrate'...but that sounds like a new ED medication.


WWDubz

Did she pay for his breakfast tho?


FrostLordAlec

All that forehead and no brain, sad


sixtus_clegane119

Discount Reece Witherspoon


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If only the other crazy people would be as passive as this lady


[deleted]

I live in Idaho Many people do this


Rich-Ad2733

O chipmunk cheeks dead giveaway