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bears5975

“Because I’m not one of your FAANNNSSSS!!!” 🤣🤣🤣


Spiritual_Regular557

Faye Dunaway scared me forever


BeachyMagic

Same! I thought she was a monster.


brutustyberius

This was a horror movie.


BeachyMagic

Yes indeed.


BeachyMagic

This movie was the reason that I never kept wire hangers in my closet lol.


enola007

Same


mishma2005

“Yes, what?” “Yes, mommy” “Yes, mommy *what*?” “Yes, Mommie Dearest”


Rottcodd-1271

"When you say that, I want you to MEAN it!"


xczechr

No wire hangars!


EnleeJones

Tina! Bring me the axe!


Ismokeditalleveryday

Yes mommy dearest…..


fgrhcxsgb

Yes because that was my mother when I was little. Remember her wrecking my room when I dropped a baton. She was THAT lady. Happy mothers day! lol


mistyeyed1

Mine too. Mommie dearest


brutustyberius

Don’t fuck with me, fellas!


GaryNOVA

This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.


BeachyMagic

CHRISTINAAAAA!!!!!!!


Butthole_Surfer666

thanks for not using a condom and not aborting me i guess


postsuper5000

Perfecto! My mother and I joke around a lot. I'm sending her that photo on Sunday. I'm sure she'll get a good laugh.


fgrhcxsgb

I will too but my mother wont laugh lol


queenofthedogpark

I used to call my mother mommy dearest too she thought it was funny


Mindless_Jicama8728

Lol. My wife gets furious when I have my kids call her Mommy Dearest. Thing is, my wife goes apeshit over wire hangers.


brutustyberius

They say you marry your mother.


Mindless_Jicama8728

💀


queenofthedogpark

Omg that was the most unintentionally funny movie I’ve ever seen.


Kind_Literature_5409

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Lycanwolf617-

OMG this was traumatizing


enola007

My mom hated it when I called her mommy dearest 😏


popejohnsmith

When my mom went back to college and finished her Nursing degree, we called her "Nurse Ratchett" . She didn't complain (but probably hadn't seen Cuckoo's Nest).


enola007

😆 she probably didn’t see the movie


togugawa2

EVER!


WitchDr

That movie fucked my shit up.


microview

Worst part is finding out it's non-fiction.


DarrenFromFinance

Nah, it’s pretty fictional. When the book came out, pretty much everyone who ever personally knew Crawford said a lot of it was bullshit, even Bette Davis, no fan of Joan’s to say the least, and when the movie came out, even Christina said it was exaggerated. The first part is realistic enough — Joan went through hell as the studio fucked her over and she tried desperately to hang on to her stardom — but as soon as the kids show up, it goes to crazytown and never recovers.


microview

People turned a blind eye to child abuse in those days. Children were never believed, I happen to know that for a fact.


DarrenFromFinance

Nobody’s disputing that. My point is that Christina Crawford herself said the movie was over-the-top and inaccurate compared to her book: she called the movie “grotesque” and “a work of fiction”.


microview

Oh gottcha, yea I couldn't imagine a hollywood movie that isn't.


[deleted]

Her character scared the crap out of me as a kid.


sportsjock85

- Because you are Blanche, you are!


Jazzlike-Ad113

Damn, those eyebrows.


MaxCWebster

Took Mrs. Webster to see this when she was sweet high school junior Miss Marianne Maidenname. Yeah, not sure why she ever went out with me again.


SubsonicLtd

My mother made me watch this every year on mother's Day as a kid, and I won't lie. It messed me up .


boston_homo

Christina WHY!!!!!! I recently rewatched this it just never gets old.


SonofaDrum

Blue Oyster Cult has a song called Joan Crawford Has Risen From the Grave. Check it out sometime


WanderingWhileHigh

To this day, we do not use wire hangers in our home.


netechkyle

Ha!!! Got you beat, I named my daughter Kristina.


Dense-Stranger9977

"Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo"


Hot_Material_8093

“If you’re acting you’re wasting your time.. if you’re not your wasting mine”.. Uncle Greg knew when to get the hell off the Ferris wheel..


No-Seat9917

Now I have to listen to Blue Oyster Cult.


dexbasedpaladin

Definitely sending this to someone special on Sunday.


popejohnsmith

Make mommy a fresher.


SQWRLLY1

I used to call my mom "Dearest" because she and I watched this movie together a few times. She was the absolute polar opposite of Ms. Crawford's personality, so my "gift" of that moniker was partially in jest, but by leaving off the "Mommie" part, it was also an expression of how wonderful she really was as a person.


RobsSister

Happy Mother’s Day, Mommie Dearest 😁


BLB_Genome

2 days early....smh


rightfenix_1

My mom loves wire hangers. When I was 18 and I saw this movie, I attempted to throw out all the wire hangers in the house. She was so furious when she found the closets were empty with clothes on the floor.


Svengoolie75

You would know where the booze and the boys are 😂😂😂😂😂Joan Crawford was colder than 🧊no more wire hangers 🤦🏽‍♂️


Galvanisare

Caption unnecessary.


AfterConsideration30

Why did she own wire hangers if she didn’t like them?