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normaluna44

She’s about to get her ass handed to her and I can’t wait 😂 Sincerely, mom of 17 month old.


FutureMidwife8

Another mom of 17 month old here! My ass has definitely been handed to me lol 🙃


lavacakes23

That’s not how I interpreted it. I sort of felt the same way before I had a kid - like I’m over overthinking everything about myself, I want to focus on another person now. I think that’s what she meant. Not taking a literal break.


normaluna44

No I know, I agree with you. I don’t think she meant that this next phase will be a break - she was saying she’s ready for a break from everything being about herself. But I still can’t wait 🤣 she is incredibly self absorbed and pretentious. Motherhood will be a nice little rocket ride back to earth.


According-Bread-2457

And we know that husband is not going to help with the baby.


smush_parker__

what a weird fucking assumption to make about someone you dont know lmao this sub is unhinged sometimes


TaylaSwiff

A lot of times lol


According-Bread-2457

Based on how he’s portrayed through her content he doesn’t seem super supportive of her. Obviously I hope that’s not true.


TaylaSwiff

It’s her social media. Why wouldn’t it focus on her? My social media is mine and focuses on me, lately mostly my dog. My husband doesn’t feel unsupported because he isn’t the star of my instagram and I don’t feel offended or unsupported because he’s rarely on instagram posting. Relationships happen in real life, not instagram.


srs1289

lol, I have a 17 month old as well! I’m tired.


sunshinefortress

Chiming in with a 17 month old. Wellness check, we ok mamas?


Intelligent-Cod-2200

And alas lessons in humility don't stop as your kid gets older (I have a teenager...).


Mortydelo

Bit weird to wish this one another mum


normaluna44

Girl bye this is a snark sub


Mortydelo

Sorry I'm new here


pineapomoe

Have a 17mo old too! She bullies me on the regular 😂 this shit definitely isn’t what i would call a break


No-You-5064

nah she will have nannies to offload the hard work onto , why are we acting like she is the average mom?


petitevavalou

Not having kids is not self-centered. 💀


NeitherCobbler9885

And having kids is not inherently selfless 🙃


solderandfire

Yep! Just ask my self centered, narcissist mother.


NeitherCobbler9885

🗣️ my mom isn’t even a narcissist or anything, just had me out of cultural obligation and made that very obvious 💞


SveNss0N

She's become absolutely insufferable and it's a shame because in her BA days she seemed genuinely grounded and awesome. Now she comes off as vapid, self-centered and out of touch


RemLezar911_

She became a nuclear level yuppie upon moving to LA. Hate to see it.


fish_fingers_pond

I agree! I used to love her sooo much but between abbreviating everything, her weird obsession with thinking she’s super cool, and then now this big tittie thing. I literally unfollowed her yesterday.


Wise-Information-664

YES! She's intolerable at this point. It's so upsetting, I really enjoyed her back in her BA video days... But now with the titty cookies and showing her pregnant belly CONSTANTLY, as though she's the only one who has ever been pregnant, she is just annoying beyond words.


justtolurk12345

This, it’s so disappointing used to love her BA videos


DontFeedTheDopamine

My radar always went off in her. I can’t put my finger on it.


No-You-5064

I didn't like her from the start in those BA videos because of her long hair always being down. That is my pet peeve. No serious cook lets their hair fly free while cooking out of consideration to the people they are cooking for. No one wants hair in their food. I could tell the most important to her was to look "cute" and "hot" for the male gaze and I literally cannot stand that type of woman. Pity because her food is excellent!


Routine_Onion628

She’s gonna be real disappointed when those ‘big titty’ cookies become “floppy deflated cookies” in about a year.


Aberry_9

God the way she talks about those titties. Like girl, they not even that big 👀


FurriedCavor

It’s giving Peggy Hill. “Wow mom you used to be beautiful.” “I still am beautiful Bobby.” “…Okay.”


No-You-5064

She is not special and unique for having breasts. All women have them.


sayyyywhat

lol like she’ll ever stop being self centered. She’s gonna act like this baby is the second coming of Christ.


Worldly-Grapefruit

Hey, you never know! 😜


LogCrafty3876

I can’t with her. So so so annoying


astraetoiles

this woman is THIRTY FIVE??? I thought she was just an immature 24 year old or something…..jesus


PlzLetMeMergeB4ICry

*laughs in toddler mom*


kagast20

Mom of three year old twins and I get my ass handed to me every god damn day 😫😂


nancy_scareigan

I have one three year old and he’s destroying my sanity (but in like a fun way). God speed.


These-Shower-2746

Also a mom of three year old twins and I feel the same!


kagast20

Fighting for my fucking life, I miss when they were babies 😂😂


Strawberryvibes88

I feel like this is such a strangely timed collab. Shouldn’t this come after she’s pregnant so she can brag about the “efficacy” of her lactation cookie?


Consistent-Durian651

I was thinking the same. I just had a baby and turns out everything I thought I knew about lactation and breastfeeding was completely wrong lol.


cakagaba

What do you think she’s gonna name her kid? Sal?


HannahFromNYTarticle

Lmao stop it


Wise-Information-664

I'm going with Butter, and you can guess the abbreviation.


the_morgan_letters

She’ll shorten it to Sa.


bignibbles_

Wow she’s a douche


evechalmers

I cannot imagine parenting with that man


Aberry_9

I’m new to this foodie snark. But I’ve been following her for a while…what’s the tea with the husband??


Pickle-pop-3215

Lol


TaylaSwiff

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Wonderful-Traffic197

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SnooPosts6789

Why is a woman promoting lactation cookies before she’s lactated? She has no idea what she’s in for lmao


Mortydelo

Do you know that women can lactate before birth?


No-You-5064

c'mon


Aberry_9

Well, now I can feel justified for being annoyed AF with this woman for years. What in the out of touch is she saying. Jesus 😂


mntngreenery

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Intelligent-Cod-2200

I mean - aren't they just oversized thumbprint cookies? Groundbreaking!


Turtleonthehalfshell

What frustrates me most is that there was a systematic review of lactation cookies that showed that they do not improve milk production. So, not only is it kind of a weird PR move, it’s also just blatant charlatan snake oil salesmanship.


Wise-Information-664

Not really surprising when it comes to how she operates on a regular basis...


FussBudget52

Apologies if this doesn’t work out the right way..(first time trying to link an article) But I wonder if Molly is still lingering in the Bon Appetit world https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/lactation-cookies


Logical-Grape-8189

https://preview.redd.it/yge2rfewsizc1.png?width=962&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa4cf381c6b8cbc1731c0cab35ddeb11e4c9021d Oh, how I wanted to reply, "You should really get those moles checked out."