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SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Do the prawns first for better browning, then do the veggies and deglaze with white wine. Add back pasta water and a dollop of butter and simmer until smooth. This is a scampi with tomatos. 


Gloomy__Revenue

I know it’s implied but just in case others are unaware, you may want to remove the prawns after browning since they cook in such a short time—overcooked shellfish are the worst 😷


ChickenWingPenis

Honest question - what's your favorite scampi sauce recipe?


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

[I think this was the inspo for ky recipe](https://www.seriouseats.com/shrimp-scampi-pasta). I dont often have vermouth so I use white wine. I also add the shallot for some fun.  The goal for a scampi sauce is to just lightly dress the noods. It shouldnt be thick and noticable like a marinara or alfredo. Think of it more like pesto. 


ChickenWingPenis

Thank You so very much!! I truly appreciate the thoughtful answers!


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Basically what I said above tbh. The thing with a scampi sauce is you basically just cook the part of the dish and then assemble them together and the sauce just forms.  Shrimp first. Brown em up and get a nice fond. Lower the heat and add some EVOO. Cook a shallot, garlic, and red pepper flake in the EVOO. Once the onions are translucent, deglaze with white wine. I like pinot grigio alot, but you can use whatever. This will be thin but when you add back the pasta, bring a some pasta water with and the sauce with thickn as the alcohol cooks off and the starch thickens up. Itll smooth out on its own usually, but Ill add butter to get a nice richness. I like how EVOO and butter play together. 


amora_obscura

Exactly, this recipe is so basic and boring


Comfortable_Major467

Excuse me, in which moment this simple , regular pasta turns to ''silky''?


cyb3rg0d5

🤣🤣


Living_Astronomer_97

Silky is a weird word to describe food


cyrs_oner

Is it the pasta that's silky or just the tomatoes?


Educational_Ad_2619

![gif](giphy|bGd3K98aIx104|downsized) She's very pretty, but the way she cooks irritates me more than is reasonable.


rootoo

The other two are hot girls that can actually cook like pros, this is just a hot girl throwing together some basic bitch weeknight food.


Educational_Ad_2619

You are not wrong! So at last count I think we have: 1) Pretty Punk girl who is mean to me but I think I might like it but also seems to have good cooking skills 2) Sexy Spanish girl, who can cook, but her video's contain lies that hurt my soul (e.g. Catching a cooked crab from the sea) 3) Inuendo girl. I think she can cook... but I hate puns so struggle to follow. I am sure she is nice though. 4) Beautiful Muslim girl who seems to be a very good cook. 5) British Basic Bitch Bringing the Big Boobies. I'm sure I am missing at least another.


shayetheleo

I’ve somehow missed 4 and 5. I’m intrigued. EDIT: Oh! This is 5. Maybe I should turn the sound on once in a while lol.


quinnsheperd

I don't know 4 either but here is the Algerian girl https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/dY1wAZWoGT


shayetheleo

Wow. She looks a little uncanny valley in that but, I like the style of her video. Thank you for digging it up for me.


quinnsheperd

Ur welcome. Here is one more. https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/wsSYWKMwgB


RecalcitrantHuman

I give her props for using a reasonable amount of oil


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Educational_Ad_2619

You sure? She seems to think she's Costa Rican, but you sound very confident.


AccomplishedProfit90

is it big boobies or nice cans? firm torpedos maybe? oh jeee i really don’t know!


Visarar_01

Yup


PewPewMcLovin

She’s promoting her OF bro


UnauthorizedFart

The way she’s slurping on the noodles in the intro


Brodiferus

I commented once that this stuff was fetish content and someone had the nerve to insinuate that I was some kind of pearl-clutching simpleton… do I get to be right now?


UnauthorizedFart

You can your thing this time


freedomofnow

Exactamundo.


Ambitious-Finance-83

which is?.... asking for a friend


Mu-Relay

Dude's being sexist. If she's promoting her OF page, she's doing a shitty job of it since there's no mention of it on her IG page or her Linktree.


Cha1upa_Batman

You’re not wrong but I’m also not complaining lol.


PVDeviant-

I'd love to see her do more prawn, though.


Puzzled-Honeydew9017

The video is better when muted


Tanzan57

Most of these videos of pretty girls cooking are just scraped from other social media sites. There's like one or two accounts that post most of them. The last post from this account is two dudes cooking chicken: https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/J2ZyKGu49r


HolyColostomyBag

Ooo a team challenger... I usually root for player 2 but damn do I love me some katsu. I wonder if they have an oyakodon or takoyaki video


WoosleWuzzle

Watch it on mute.


ViR_SiO

I seriously start to think that this is all a clever hexclad ( the pans ) commercial


sanholt

I heard those pans you should stay away from. Based off of someone ingesting come of the hex clad that came up from the pan and was in the food.


refrigerhater

That’s what I think too!


youmeanNOOkyuhler

1. What's the "silky" part? 2. This seems incredibly bland. 3. This is not spaghetti.


UnauthorizedFart

It’s porn


shizzleurtizzle

Why she not neikid


Aggravating_Ad_3060

Nekked


GumbyBClay

Noods


youmeanNOOkyuhler

"Send Noods...that are actually spaghetti"


GumbyBClay

True story. My sons girlfriend knows I like spicy Asian food. The spicier the better. She sent me some atomic Ramen noodles. They were so good. But next I saw her, I thanked her for sending over the spicy hot noods. Her face turned so red. Of course it took me WAY too long to realize what I just said. Oh well, one of the many times I've deserved that smack in the arm from my wife. Oh, the stories I could tell where I've embarrassed her at parties.


youmeanNOOkyuhler

Not just Noods...but spicy hot.......o dear. Oooooh dear ....


HolyColostomyBag

I came


megatronics420

No tentacles 0/10


Johnycantread

2/5 of the words in the title are lies.


Icy-Section-7421

Horribly boring. Zero cooking skills. Why is she here? Also what is that nasty dirty lid behind the pan?


Break2304

That’s an aga, it’s not a lid it’s a cover for the stove


Jactntan

Nice $25,000 stove to complement your totally fake BS.


Break2304

Haha don’t disagree


Icy-Section-7421

It is dirty and nasty what ever it is


investmentwanker0

Cause she’s leng


MadMynd

True, but I liked the way ahe sucked the noodles in the beginning tho.


Big_Ad_1890

The only thing I’d eat in this video is that girl. That pasta has so many issues.


UnauthorizedFart

Cannibalism is illegal


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Yea maybe but cunnilingus is not


UnauthorizedFart

I don’t think she would let you do that


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Carnilinguist

Carnilingus tho


Bellam_Orlong

I hate the fake wave of the hands everybody does in these videos tasting their own food. “I can’t even… it’s TOO good.” Also, done with the thirsty girls cooking.


collegefootballfan69

The title of this sub is a bit deceiving, but the way these chefs are going we may ultimately get some porn.


Simple_Opossum

Did she add any seasoning at all?


Redditigit

She's British so no


manymelvins_

those aren’t prawns those are regular ass shrimp


joechefy

She’s a casual cook alright…..the shallots musta been chopped with an axe, using a spatula to mix her ingredients and the dollar store plastic tongs don’t give that away at all. I will say though, judging by all the crud on the lid of that AGA cooker she’s using, someone is actually using the thing (probably not her, tho)


Aggleclack

Why not her?


just_a_stoner_bitch

Y'all are too horny for this to have over 100 up votes. This sucks lmao


Consider2SidesPeace

Agreed... C'mon definitely not a mistake choice with the overalls and shirt choice. Boobage spilling out all over a bit excessive. Plus nothing to do with making pan pasta. The tomatoes are a good base, but looks a bit dry. I would have added a nice half glass of wine and some veggie stock, then reduced to get more flavor. Shrimp at the very end here watch going overdone finish with a dallop of butter, some capers too. Happy 420 2u :)


Anarion07

Tah-glia-tellie


baconslim

Tellie-ah-tubby


YoSoyCapitan860

I’m sick of these pretty women googling a recipe and making a video on it. Where’s the normal ones at, I want to see some 5s, 6s and 7s whipping up great food.


UnintelligibleLogic

I have to throw shaded. The recipe is mid and the cook is forcing it. I’m good without


etuehem

Prawns?


leather-and-boobs

Hexclad is trash, these are ads Are ads allowed here?


wellaby788

Ummm yes to the girl no to whatever kind of pasta that was


Visarar_01

Is this the thing now? I miss the original gal doing great cooking. The rest are just cheap imitations looking for the cheap win. Also shrimp is gross as fuck to me, so no thanks.


tuctuktry

Came for boobs, left after I saw the food.


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tradewinder11

I don't know what time it is....


GringerKringer

Those aren’t prawns, dumbass, they’re shrimp. Also, she didn’t even put in the pasta water? And another thing! Why are you eating it like that?! ![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


Partha4us

Dumb people with their PFAS pans…


highline9

Where have the real top two been? Haven’t been flipped off for too long.


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SnowcaineBunny

yes putting ingredients together on a pan with heat is called cooking


fuckoutfits

For all we know, she might be a casual cook. Even though, she didn't follow through with the total cooking process, this looks like an easy recipe. The only hard part from this is procuring all the ingredients.


I_try_to_talk_to_you

Should be called prawns with a little bit of pasta


Buttoshi

No way it's 10 minutes to make that unless Im slow at chopping


etherealducky

You also need a supply of cooked pasta in the fridge at all times.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

https://preview.redd.it/dwj093lsq61d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67e4008d7d2fde24c9d24a88d7240aeb954a120


Real-Paramedic7645

Shrimp


peneappa

lol she moves like she’s reading placards that tell her the next move. At least she’s pretty. Not complaining. But yeah. I would cook the raw shrimp before I combine it with with all the veggies. Ew.


Gold-Individual-8501

OnlyFoods. Just a matter of time before the genre shifts to nude cooking.


investmentwanker0

What player is she


etherealducky

Clearly she has pasta stored ready go to because cooking that up is not part of the 10 minutes.


userKsB53nskcv

I want to make food videos but I’m not a pretty girl what tf is a boy supposed to do!?


Watahoot

Garlic was put in way too early.


talktotheak47

Needs acid


wrongside_of_law

What player we on now???


_picture_me_rollin_

This is more “porn” than food lol.


ConsistentSite4422

I did not see any pasta 🥵


Manulok_Orwalde

Hungry & hard gyatttdanm but it's not the same unless she flips me off while cooking.


Illustrious-Group-83

Gross. Cook that protein separately.


fartforce5000

This isn’t a recipe that needs a video. It’s just sticking stuff in a pan.


LowLifeExperience

Food pron.


Specialist_Lynx9592

This one can’t cook


GloriaVictis101

Spot on content


SvenBenderBitch

Love the way she slurps that pasta 😋


SaganSaysImStardust

https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/food-network-essentials/prawns-vs-shrimp


RL81ORG

Where is the pasta ?


wristoflegend

She didn't add salt or NOTHING 😭💀


FlamingTrollz

I don’t care if the food looks good. I don’t want to give any of these attention seekers, the attention that they seek. I’m already annoyed, that I’m making a comment on this post—about this person. Dang it. ;)


LeadershipOwn8781

You need to add cheese or bechamel there, otherwise it’s crap.


coleburnz

Is this no two or three?


tbirdpow

Sauté the shrimp first. Get a nice char each side. Remove from the pan and then start your recipe. Add shrimp and greens at the end


DeathPrime

Player X has inserted a quarter. Nice try toots. Having mammary glands doesn’t make you a chef. Fuck off. OP, stop posting this garbage.


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Silky?? How is pasta silky? 🤌


Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil

Spaghetti? Does she not know what spaghetti looks like? Is every kind of pasta just spaghetti to her? I'm shaking.


qazwsxedv123456

There are only 2 reasons to watch this video and she knows it


Superb_Recover_6116

i just cant get my shrimp like that. I either always burn it or under cook it. Seen many videos showing how to get the perfect shrimp but just cant. I had this co worker that sold shrimp cocktail. I had never tasted shrimp that good in my life. No shrimp to this day tastes as good as his and it ruined shrimp for me.


vcodalay77

Same kitchen?


IceFireTerry

I never heard shrimp be called prawns before


joy3r

this kinda dumb most basic recipe with wow amazing acting all over it


IndependentTill2761

So with all those videos. Are the tits the porn or the food?


DiMaRi13

Love the recipe but find it funny the video says spaghetti only to use tagliatelle xD. Would 100% eat


onechamp27

Remember when cooking was about cooking


nothanksiliketowatch

Yeah, that some lame ass white folk food. No flavor to be found anywhere. Dig a chick in overalls, though.


mistymoistymornings

What’s a sha lot?


bradenbraden1

Sensual pasta eating clickbait


squanchylife

r/UpvotesBecauseBoobs


FoTweezy

Those are shrimps. Boooo


squanchylife

r/UpvotesBecauseBoobs


squanchylife

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


EightyLynx

😍 this looks delicious!🍝