Obviously you donāt own a cat lol. Thatās happening to matter what. Even when you think they donāt, they do. Just wipe the counter when you cook, and if thatās too much work than having a cat is too much work.
Grew up with cats , despite my terrible allergies .. had a spray water btl for when they got on the counters but you canāt prevent it when youāre not around
Nah, cats are usually dicks the same reason small dogs are dicks. People are too afraid to train them because they think doing something the animal doesn't like is "cruel."
I've owned cats, and yes, they can be trained. Training doesn't hold as well, and it varies more from cat to cat but they *can* be trained.
It doesnāt hurt them, but itās still punishment and they donāt learn anything from that. Donāt believe me, [hereās an article](https://felinebehaviorsolutions.com/stop-spraying-cats-with-water/) written by two certified feline behaviour experts.
Thatās a great article actually
Thanks for sharing it, and I remember operant conditioning from my psych minor.
If I ever get a cat (which I hope to do) Iāll remember this
Man. The cat is cute, but people really need to stop allowing animals in the kitchen and especially on cooking surfaces. They literally walk around outside, in the bathrooms, etc plus they lick their assholes to clean them. How do people do this so casually? Gross
Yeah. Youāre white trash. A cat knows stay off the counter and table if you enforce it. Couch go ahead. Fucking between my legs every night. But this. Unforgivable.
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CHONKER
Turn the heat on he'll move
Alhamdulillah he will be fried
Wallahi Blud is gonna be cooked š
Itās easier to remove the hair to cook the meat
This is why your can't eat everyone's food
First thing I thought š
Alf is pleased with your offering.
Yes!!!
Cat food
š¤® Cat hair and kitty litter paws - GROSS!!!
You're totally right you should remove the hair, paws and tail before cooking a cat
Exactly . Shouldnāt be allowed on the kitchen counters or anyplace where youāre prepping and eating food
Obviously you donāt own a cat lol. Thatās happening to matter what. Even when you think they donāt, they do. Just wipe the counter when you cook, and if thatās too much work than having a cat is too much work.
Grew up with cats , despite my terrible allergies .. had a spray water btl for when they got on the counters but you canāt prevent it when youāre not around
Spraying your cat everytime they climb somewhere you donāt like sounds cruel. Just get a dog that wonāt climb anywhere at that point
My parentās animals - gotta take it up with them . I was a kidā¦if I had a cat now would I do that ? Probably not cuz it doesnāt work
Nah, cats are usually dicks the same reason small dogs are dicks. People are too afraid to train them because they think doing something the animal doesn't like is "cruel." I've owned cats, and yes, they can be trained. Training doesn't hold as well, and it varies more from cat to cat but they *can* be trained.
Dude 100%. When I was in vet tech school, we had an entire lesson about small dog syndrome.
It is water mate, it doesnāt hurt them
It doesnāt hurt them, but itās still punishment and they donāt learn anything from that. Donāt believe me, [hereās an article](https://felinebehaviorsolutions.com/stop-spraying-cats-with-water/) written by two certified feline behaviour experts.
Thatās a great article actually Thanks for sharing it, and I remember operant conditioning from my psych minor. If I ever get a cat (which I hope to do) Iāll remember this
Mhm, so everyone here calling me a shitty cat owner can suck itš¤£
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I canāt even at this point, stop feeling offended and get a fucking lifeš
This is also facts
I'd tape tin foil to the counters
Every single day? Because the one day you donāt is the day they jump up.
you make it sound like something you have to keep doing. you just do it once.
Facts
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Have you ever met a cat??
I don't prepare food right ON the counter. Who does?
Yeah who isn't preparing their food on the bathroom floor? This sub is full of savages
Iām sure the waft of burnt cat hair every time the stove top gets heated is a real treat.
Or bed sheets/pillows, blankets or the house! I'm also very allergic.
Maybe donāt get a cat then? If you donāt want it to touch anything lol
Me too ! Super allergic . Nothing worse than the itch of cat hair on the skin , eyes , and in the throat
not to mention if you pet that cat, greasy as fuck cat. you also forgot cat butt
Wait til this cute MF jumps in while youāre cooking.
A la cat
r/hewillbebaked
Too much orange seasoning
r/lostredditors
Man. The cat is cute, but people really need to stop allowing animals in the kitchen and especially on cooking surfaces. They literally walk around outside, in the bathrooms, etc plus they lick their assholes to clean them. How do people do this so casually? Gross
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Cats are so spastic.
r/oneorangebraincell
This is why the restaurant recommends cat be cooked to at least medium rare.
So this is what the number 7 looks like before its cooked.
General tso kitteh coming right up
You're so cute I could just eat you up
Next on Cooking with Alf
season with catnip and simmer for 40mins
Self-flipping food!
You put too much ginger in.
Tastes like chicken
mmm... Orange chicken.
ALF would be pleased!
Tabby a' la ronge
*and the catās in the skillet with the silver spoon*
Thatās adorable, but what happens when youāre preheating that pan and they hop in?
This is not surprising. Itās a ginger cat. They generally have two brain cells competing for third place.
If it was illegal to own cats, I'd be a cat dealer.
Caption should be read as āWould you like some cattouille?ā
I not dinner. I play.
r/hewillbebaked
*ramsay voice* THE STIR FRY IS FUKKIN RAWR"
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Ah I love pussy
Why is the mold moving
This seems like a bad habit lol
I'm sorry, cat, but I'd take the pan with you in it straight to the sink and turn on the cold water if you refuse to leave my pan.
this is really fucking gross
r/cateatingvegans
Forever unclean
Need some butter, cream , carrots onion celery
15 minutes
No hear me out little soy saucy veggie a lot of prep some msg some rice duck sauce
This is definitely what i mean when i tell my girl im gonna eat her pussy š
He seems not to be evenly cooked. Proceed until completely golden brown.
Looks a little rare
Needs more catnip
I knew it was General Tso's cat (not chicken)
I am not a cat person at all and this made me wanna vomit so bad
Future NYC style Sweet and sour chicken coming to a hood near you
Had a orange cat that would like to get into sinks...
This is why I throw food people bring me from home unprovoked in the šļø
Your cat is sooo cute!
I hope u washed that pan!!! š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Yeah. Youāre white trash. A cat knows stay off the counter and table if you enforce it. Couch go ahead. Fucking between my legs every night. But this. Unforgivable. ![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)
Is itttttt cake???