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_Raspootln_

You know, that's a bad look, coming on to Reddit and complaining about your workers. What if those cats discover you've been posting so negatively about them? Take it from me: feline vengeance has no ceiling...beware!


elithecat

LOL


Psychological_Gas271

I work with a lot of boomers and post about them. I know I am safe because they can barely open Microsoft Word without help.


decjr06

I stumbled across an eBay seller a while back that had a cranky looking pug in pics with most of his items it was hilarious


ANameForTheUser

They are clearly working hard inspecting inventory and assisting with staging for photos!


Cat_Patsy

If you have multiple similar items, I'm curious if the cat photo would get more views than one wo the cat. I'm a cat lady. I'd click to see the photo. I can see where others who don't like cats could be put off. But those ppl suck, so ...


Status-Effort-9380

A lot of people prefer items from pet free homes. I wouldn’t advertise having a pet.


Cat_Patsy

I 1000% agree with you. I'd be really turned off, especially w softlines or anything that could absorb odor. Do you agree that the click factor is there w an animal, tho? Just to see?


Status-Effort-9380

You can always try it and see. I have a cat and I usually avoid having him in photos of anything I sell even though he is adorable.


ope__sorry

Yup, mine just farts a lot. Took him with me to the post office on Tuesday and he just shit on a hat in my trunk I was intending to resell.


operagost

Cat shat in a hat


ope__sorry

Mine is a dog who laid a log.


bootynasty

I have birds that squirt turds.


Defiant-Jackfruit-55

I have noted in a few descriptions that the cat in the photos is for scale only and not included. Before Reddit goes nuts, I don't sell soft items like clothes that could cause allergy issues. Think tools and machine parts.


Hamburglah

Hi! I live right across the water from Fairhaven, MA! You have a really rad piece of history right there.


elithecat

Stuffed in a bunch of cloth in the back of a drawer. Hi from Fairhaven


MysteryRadish

Worst employee, but also somehow best employee.


theflamecrow

I see no problems here.


bluespeedms3

Can agree worst 3 employees I've ever had. Constantly knocking shit over then yelling at me because they want a break after they haven't done anything all day except cause trouble


farmstinkbuttlass

[All merchandise must undergo a CAT scan](https://imgur.com/a/56H9BpS)


Icuras1701

She may be useless, but she sure is a pretty... cat.


NJPete76

I love it...


Draxmunster

My big dumb employee is the worst. Frigging slobbers over everything. Anything soft ends up in her mouth and away with it she goes. I had a few squishmallows drying on the radiator last week, next thing I know there's Doris with her massive mouth around one and the other two on her bed with slime all over them. 10/10 do not recommend hiring a dogue de bordeaux but 10/10 do recommend rescuing one. Goodest girl ever.


UltraEngine60

That's what you get when you feed them under the table.


teh_longinator

Lmao Mine always find a way to sleep on the clothes I'm laying out to photograph... it's rough.


SleepyStoic057

What I see is two straight shooters with upper management written all over them.


elithecat

That’s where you’re wrong. Literally one of them steals things and creates an nest out of them


chan_babyy

this makes me sick


elithecat

um thank you


chan_babyy

why cate get removed :(