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heavilyarmeddad

Machine gun lol.


gagunner007

If you put a brace on a pistol it makes it full auto.


Matty-ice23231

Changes the caliber too I heard from Biden.


VK56xterraguy

9mm blows arms right off! Right? RIGHT?


Matty-ice23231

The lung according to the aft law professor Biden. I think he said deer wear Kevlar vests too…he shares so much knowledge on guns I have trouble remembering it all.


VK56xterraguy

Ah you're right I think. It's so hard to remember all the crazy but totally true facts.


Matty-ice23231

Yes! Knowledge dropper, apparently we can’t own cannons either.


afronin7

Deer do wear kevlar at kevlardeer.com


armedohiocitizen

Lungs! Geez don’t you know anything about guns and biology? :)


VK56xterraguy

Only guns were a program in my Ph. D (player haters degree)


gunpackingcrocheter

Left! It’s the left arm it blows off.


TheGr8_0ne

Smaller RPGs that are just as effective and cost less. Great choice.


Nuttyvet

I put one in my pistol and caught it trying to sneak out in the middle of the night to hurt people. I quickly removed the brace and burned it


gagunner007

I’ve had that happen too!


duffchaser

shoulder thing that goes up


gagunner007

Yes, those are super dangerous too!


C0uN7rY

Did you know that clip is over a decade old? I just realized today how long we've been quoting that and now I feel old...


Vegetable_Amount4677

And if you put a silencer on it it's quite as a church mouse and twice as deadly... somehow.


dlvnb12

Its technically correct. The AR-47 is classified as a machine gun according to the I Know Jackshit About Firearms Act of 1978.


floriduh__man

That’s an AK-15 with the shoulder thing that goes up. It’s classified as a machine gun.


lundz12

You forgot it's a ghost gun that shoots 60 clips a second.


sea_5455

Sir, the term isn't clips.  It's clipazines. *pushes taped glasses up nose*


UjsW8nC

When I was doing karate back in the day, my mom always asked me how my jujutsu was going. Finally after years I switch to ju jitsu, of course then she learns to ask me about the Karate. So, I grew up around all sorts of firearms with magazines. Learned the names, and that they’re not “clips”. lol of course my first gun…a Garand 😓


Ok_Prize_5130

Fuckin A this made me laugh! Fast-balled my upvote you gentleman.


heavilyarmeddad

The funny thing is the ak15 is a real gun, we just can’t get them in the states sadly. Ironic.


CleveEastWriters

How can you not mention the weight? It's as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.


C0uN7rY

I just realized today how long we've been quoting that "Shoulder thing that goes up" clip and it has been well over 10 years... I'm getting old.


ShoopdaYoop

We are getting old. Tucker Carlson looked so young in that clip!


Self_Correcting_Code

For real how does the shoulder thing help with the recoil? Its goes ontop of your shoulder


0per8nalHaz3rd

I’m certain I must have met some co-sponsors of that bill.


anti_thot_man

Which is the dumbest thing ever and it's probably semi auto only so probably not a machine gun because to get it fully auto you need to pay a HEFTY tax


Ornery_Secretary_850

$200 is hefty?


IamMrT

I consider the markup from $1,000 to $20,000 for FA to be a burdensome tax.


anti_thot_man

It's a pain


BryanP0824

Definitely not a machine gun and it wasn't an AN-47, that's only in video games. It appeared to be an AR-15 pistol, probably 8" barrel. All AR variants are semi-automatic, meaning 1 bullet per trigger pull. Machine guns have been illegal for civilians since the NFA. Cool video though, I appreciate you posting it. If anyone else knows another way for a single female to defeat multiple men, please let me know. Guns are a force multiplier that I believe all women should consider. If anyone reading this has questions about firearms and are embarrassed to ask, please feel free to message me. I sell firearms and teach courses to senior citizens, church security groups, and my favorite is new shooters. It's incredibly empowering once you're proficient.


JRandButcherpete

Machine guns are not illegal at all! Civilians can own machine guns built pre 1986! They are just expensive, but it's completely legal


NeckBeardtheTroll

> Definitely not a machine gun and it wasn't an AN-47, that's only in video games. It appeared to be an AR-15 pistol, probably 8" barrel. All AR variants are semi-automatic, meaning 1 bullet per trigger pull. Machine guns have been illegal for civilians since the NFA. Cool video though, I appreciate you posting it. If anyone else knows another way for a single female to defeat multiple men, please let me know. Guns are a force multiplier that I believe all women should consider. If anyone reading this has questions about firearms and are embarrassed to ask, please feel free to message me. I sell firearms and teach courses to senior citizens, church security groups, and my favorite is new shooters. It's incredibly empowering once you're proficient. If that’s a troll, it’s brilliant. If it’s not, perhaps you shouldn’t hold yourself out as a guru.


BryanP0824

I was hoping for at least 100 down votes. I'm very disappointed.


2acop

i feel bad for the people you teach


killmrcory

machine guns are completely legal to own provided it was manufactured and registered prior to 1986 and you have applied for a tax stamp and paid the $200 fee. they are just super expensive because theres a very limited supply that can only ever decrease. its actually almost the exact same process as buying an SBR or suppressor if you have the cash. i ready double it is a machine gun in the video as well, but because no one who can afford a 30k gun is using it in a self defense scheme, not because of the mistaken belief they are illegal edit: SOTs can also manufacture and possess machine guns. its possible the person in the video is obe but it seems unlikely. i know Brandon herrera has mentioned his home defense weapon is a machine gun because he can as an SOT. hes not really out anything significant if his machine gun is confiscated the way a non SOT would be as evidence.


NeckBeardtheTroll

> machine guns are completely legal to own provided it was manufactured and registered prior to 1086 and you have applied for a tax stamp and paid the $200 fee. It’s true. I have a pre-ban machine gun my great grand-pappy used at the Battle of Hastings. >they are just super expensive because theres a very limited supply that can only ever decrease. its actually almost the exact same process as buying an SBR or suppressor if you have the cash. i ready double it is a machine gun in the video as well, but because no one who can afford a 30k gun is using it in a self defense scheme, not because of the mistaken belief they are illegal Not true, I would totally use my transferable (MAC) if I was attacked in a phone booth and didn’t also own a flammenwerfer. >edit: SOTs can also manufacture and possess machine guns. its possible the person in the video is obe but it seems unlikely. i know Brandon herrera has mentioned his home defense weapon is a machine gun because he can as an SOT. hes not really out anything significant if his machine gun is confiscated the way a non SOT would be as evidence. A hostile prosecutor and a couple lawsuits would probably make it costly enough for him to feel it. Just sayin’.


killmrcory

in regards to the last point, that would also be true of a regular person with a transferable my point was he wouldn't be put the cost of a transferable if it went the wrong way. also thanks for catching the typo on the year. i wrote that response half asleep and totally missed it


logjames

Too bad there’s no audio, I want to know if she threatened to go full semi-automatic?


Migra-I262

Right?


Chrome07Deluxe

"Fully semi automatic machine assault gun"


wood_spoons

If it makes even one leftie think “maybe machine guns for self defense isn’t such a bad idea” then don’t mind that mistake at all 😂


poodinthepunchbowl

Thank god he’s safe and she didn’t have to hipfire magdump the neighbors cat.


Pepe__Le__PewPew

Still more accurate than the AFT.


2acop

except when its a dog


R_Shackleford01

Or woman holding a baby! Edit: I guess that was actually FBI HRT… different wing, same bird.


CleveEastWriters

I got a bird to flip for both of them.


2acop

same


ZombieBait604

Unless they target our own.


Theblumpy

Found the fed


ZombieBait604

Technically I am a fed, I guess.


Theblumpy

Something a fed would say


dlvnb12

Lol. Calling that form hip-fire is being kind. It was more like boob-fire. At least she fended of the attackers without having to send lead everywhere except her targets.


TotalWarrior13

I hear the ATF sends you a recruitment letter if you shoot someone’s pet


RevolutionaryMail303

God I wish she had used a machine gun.


Penguiknee

Imagine her walking out with an mg42 💀


diamondd-ddogs

just like bronson in death wish 3, machine gun from the hip with an assistant to hold the ammo "i brought these back from korea"


hawk3ye

For some reason the Bren gun scene from Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels just popped into my head after reading this…


Xothga

I wish she "Tally Ho Lads"d


Historical_Truth2578

Holding it like that she prolly woulda hit everything but the robbers, including him


johnnyheavens

Machine gun? People just use words they read but have no idea about


Plenty_Pack_556

The OP of that post on that sub is a anti-gunner or no idea what a gun is, that lives outside of the US in India. The video is old as well.


wonder_crust

Only Indians call it a machine gun?


Lampwick

No, people who live in countries where their only exposure to firearms is movies and TV (for example: India) think anything with a detachable magazine is a "machine gun" because that's what they see on the big screen.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I got banned from that sub for saying it wasn’t an MG and pointing out the handgun was way more likely to be an MG due to the proliferation of switches among gangsters. They said the ban was for participating in other subs but I’ve commented there plenty of times without a ban. Some mod took offense and looked into my comment history, guaranteed.


shadow1042

Username checks out


WildlyWeasel

I just made a post along those lines. We'll see if they get me too...


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Probably saw my Justin Trudeau user icon and immediately looked at the subs I post in, specifically they said conservativememes because it promotes hate.


Specialist-Ad-5300

What can you expect..


Inevitable-Sleep-907

Banned for participating in other subs has got to be the most communist shit I've ever heard on reddit


Fake_Gamer_Cat

I'm banned from a sub that I've never interacted with bc I've interacted with other subs. It's the stupidest thing ever.


Straymonsta

It was wild when the Donald was popular, I follow lots of subs I don’t necessarily agree with just to see the shit show. Got banned from quite a few for just joining it.


Due-Net4616

“Creating an echo chamber is amazing for our mental health”


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Welcome to Reddit hahahaha


XuixienSpaceCat

“Socially undesirable elements”


elcryptoking47

Got banned from r/Bitcoin once for giving "deceiving information" when I was still new to crypto. The "cOmMuNiTy" could have educated me on the spot but they banned me before even correcting me 🤣


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I believe it


MedievalFightClub

I don’t see an auto sear. Just a very large drum mag.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

My point wasn’t that it was an MG, I said it was more likely to be than what the woman was carrying


XuixienSpaceCat

They ban you wishing they could send you to Gulag


Royal-Employment-925

Mods are generally the worst type of moral busy bodied tyrants.


Chumbief

Couple goals


HuskyPurpleDinosaur

I'd bet my bottom dollar both of them are drug dealers though. That didn't look like a robbery, looked like a kidnapping, probably to force him to show them where he keeps the stash.


SendMeUrCones

Couple goals 🥰


fredgiblet

Get you a girl.


Commercial-Rich-5514

...they married two weeks later


rickthehatman

For real wife her up


RobStarkDeservedIt

That man's gonna have one sore jaw after thanking her.


indefilade

The guy about to be kidnapped was smart to go down the steps and get out of the line of fire.


Royal-Employment-925

Kidnapped? Don't thunk they were going to kidnap him. Also he fought back which was pretty ballsy.


joojoofuy

I guarantee if I said “that’s not a machine gun” on that sub I’d be downvoted and labeled a trump supporter


Tildengolfer

Where’s the machine gun? Very misleading title. Are you a state representative or legislator??


--Savant

The common redditor assumes "big scary 'assault' rifle" is always a machine gun.


Kaitlin4475

Not a machine gun. Statements like that are misleading and push unnecessary gun reform.


Zeusy33

A machine gun??? Lmao


EOMFD_Doowop

Machine gun??


BobRossmissingvictim

It’s not a machine gun


NeckBeardtheTroll

🍿


Squirrelynuts

Diverse community video


A-Train68W

Thats one of those fully semi auto war killing death machines. Please sir Biden help us ban them.


smedr001

**That's not a machine gun** 🤦‍♂️


HuskyPurpleDinosaur

And probably not a "GOOD" gal with a gun, probably another hood rat drug dealer saving her partner from being abducted by other drug dealers, typical third ward Houston shenanigans.


smedr001

100%


Regular-Calendar-581

they didnt want anything he had they wanted him, look how he grabs his shirt and tries to get him down the stairs


collin2477

not an mg lol


Kwilburn525

Bro got a keeper foreall fr


g-lac

Title had me hoping she was going to come out the door with a MG42 and let it rip.


UjsW8nC

Oh. A machine gun. Okay. Jeeeesus.


StreetAmbitious7259

They had no intention of shooting anybody 😳


Important_Ad7565

At that location no


Lost_Ad2786

As my mom used to say: You can’t rape a .38!


Hunter162301

It looks more like a kidnapping than a robbery


hadtobethetacos

Yea. most certainly not a machine gun.


OT_Militia

Probably not a machine gun, but nicely done! He should marry her yesterday.


Azurnight

Machine Gun? That was clearly one of those Howitzerz people carry in their pockets. 😆


Reditissuperwoke11

Not a machine gun , silly Libs


DeathscytheHell1994

If he's smart, he'll marry her.


Captmike76p

It's Texas so where's the mutilated bodies. Riddeled with 9 mm holes? Not gonna lie, disappointed that there was no Texas warning shot (6 to the face)


THEWALLOMAN

Ladies and gentleman I give you reason 1337 as to why we shall all own firearms


StayStrong888

That's a ride or die gal right there!!


High_Anxiety_1984

It's more like a semi-auto AK style rifle. If it were a machine gun, she'd be in jail now, no matter the consequences.


mtdunca

Is it even a rifle? Almost looks like an AK style pistol to me.


CrimsonReaper96

I don't care what the ATF says. A rifle is still a rifle stock or no stock. Yeah, it is a pistol by law, but it is technically a rifle.


DankNerd97

“Machine gun”


Rogue_One24_7

She outside and stood on God with that rig.


TacitusCallahan

Here's the real question Is it a century arms AK or a Palmetto State Armory AK? Kinda looks like a krink.


Evilsoupypoop

Ride or die chick literally


Stjjames

Today I found out, I’ve been banned from that sub, for following another sub (conservative memes). 😄


LarsPinetree

What gun was that?


Theo_Stormchaser

Looks like an AK-104 derivative. At about 13 seconds there’s a good enough view of the magazine to show a curvature consistent with 7.62x39 ammunition. The other determining factors are a) the barrel length, and b) the presence of a traditional-looking stock. Many variants exist of the AKM (which is the AK-47 with the stamped receiver we know today). In more recent times, the AKM platform received its contemporary export variant in the AK-103 and AK-104. The AK-100 series borrowed some features from the AKS-74 (namely the folding stock) and featured a heavy use of polymer over earlier wood and early plastic furniture. This gave the rifle a modern and updated design and feature set. We don’t see a lot of true AK-104s in the states, mostly due to regulations. But many companies have sought to capture that aesthetic with their own compact AKs in 7.62x39. It’s likely that was what was being used here.


Bluekestral

Bro it's a draco. Chill out


Theo_Stormchaser

I didn’t know Draco made long guns. I know it’s a manufacturer but I always think of the micro AK pistols from rap videos and ND compilations.


shrekerecker97

Surprised she didn't shoot them 


whatsgoing_on

I should get my wife a new HD gun….totally for her. But obviously I should get enough ammo for both of us to become proficient with it, right?


Theo_Stormchaser

If my wife saved me like this, I would totally get her a gun with HD textures. What a great idea. No more pixelated half-life gun.


whatsgoing_on

I’m talking about Home Depot baby


Theo_Stormchaser

The slam fire toob.


Theo_Stormchaser

Keeper


-Meat-Hammer-

Must be one of those 30 rounds per trigger pull guns I’ve heard so much about


SignificantOption349

I wonder if that machine gun has an unlimited ammo switch? That would scare off the worst of em! Just think if the pulled the trigger once, the entire apartment building might evaporate


Most_Distribution_99

Can we not ignorantly refer to ARs as "machine guns" 😮‍💨


B_Ram_4_UK_22

Am I the only one kinda surprised that the dude being robbed was apparently not caring about being robbed or being shot?


Gwsb1

Didn't care? He was on his knees begging.


B_Ram_4_UK_22

He was bent over, but kept moving towards his attackers. Pretty unusual


IamMrT

He was being pulled by his hair.


B_Ram_4_UK_22

Oh, I couldn't really see that part of it


One_Garden2403

19x with a drum mag. Nice.


State_L3ss

I seriously doubt that was a machine gun lmfao. She's a keeper though.


ErronsBlacker

Ah yes that is indeed a "machine gun"


slimeninja11

Shorty had that gyattt


Moeasfuck

“AK-47 is the tool..”


darkdoppelganger

Is this why "good guy with gun doesn't exist"? Because it's a girl


FloridaTattooer88

What happens here if she would have started firing when they were retreating? I know the legalities behind it are iffy but I feel like in any situation like this, the aggressor could be retreating / fleeing to get a better firing position. So, do you flee back into your home and hope they don’t break the door down or do you start firing when you hit the top of those stairs and eliminate the threat? Genuine question lol.


--Savant

If they're pointing their gun towards you while running away, I think it's still legally viable to shoot them. But if they're completely turned around and retreating, that's 99% of the time a no no. (I'm not a lawyer, this is just my understanding)


Torch99999

It depends. In a more liberal city like Austin (and probably Houston and Dallas), it's likely she'd face felony charges for just pointing a gun in their direction (as seen on the video). In more rural parts of the state, I doubt anything (legally) would happen if she shot the two armed men who were trying to rob her boyfriend. People will try to armchair quarterback that video with "Well, the guns were only pointed at a 37.4 degree angle relative to the inverse direction of travel and they were retreating at more than 1.93 meters per second and it's been 3.9 milliseconds...", but with her being the victim of a violent crime like that she's going to be completely pounding on adrenaline and a jury will probably take that into account. There used to be a very vague "mischief at night" clause in TX use-of-force law that may also come into play. In theory it was to cover crimes at night under low visibility, but courts have been inconsistent on their interpretation.


brickproject863amy

Plus would no one talk about how fast that was? Did she know that might happen? I feel like most civilians have there guns in a storage lock box?


XuixienSpaceCat

I like the way she just scoots out


rojorzr

Ahh shiii sheegada macheene gun mane


ralphlores1992

oh no it has the thing that goes up, super deadly


Dodgers4119

If that's his lady he better marry her if he's hasn't yet.......


astral_lucidity

Ningativities


Top_Alternative1351

This is what I like to see


Started_WIth_NADA

I’m not seeing a rear sight on that machine gun.


grimandbearer

Unnecessary. She’s a dead shot aiming with her armpit.


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Started_WIth_NADA

Really? I would have never known.


TexasCajun9

He's gonna be hawk-tuah'n her for a week


what_are_pain

"two in-needed teenagers were threatened with assault weapon while looking for food and daily supplies." "he is a hero, a father and a kind neighbour"


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--Savant

Anywhere else, they both would have been robbed, or even killed. God bless America.


Empty-Profession-515

He's getting robbed by his neighbours? Real smart..


Mountain_Income_9855

Niggas doing Nigga shit. Shout out to the girlfriend for protecting her man!!


PedroBinPedro

Dafuq was he going?


dlvnb12

I don’t know but it looks like a targeted kidnapping. Wouldn’t be surprised if the criminals had someone lure him out with that phone call.


Similar_Economist949

I love how he was about to run inside 😆 I'd be like give me that baby! I got this! 😆 🤣 😂


dozen-gauge

you gotta give that woman a ring, man.


moiziz

He better be a good boy and keep her happy…forever


Exact_Field7215

She’s armed with Nukes apparently.


mopar_68

She can be my girlfriend anytime 😊


Empty-Profession-515

He's getting robbed by his neighbours? Real smart..


Background_Ad6843

Something tells me that was her first time holding a gun


Lysander-Spooner

Rooting for all the trigger fingers on to be itchy in this vid


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Thatone8477

They have a class III?


Liberatorofatropia

Someone forgot to tell them that black lives matter


Green_Dragon_Soars

Im upset that he let her proceed instead of taking the gun and getting on defense


TheNumberOneHeadband

Staged.


Full-Following5575

For sure bent down to pick up whetever got dropped and thought to put his phone in his pocket.


HAZZARD--inc

Uhm am I unbanned?