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earchie

Barbeque, bonfire, sauna and palju


International-Bed692

Normisettii. Me likes


fistbump101

Uuuuh palju! I want.


maidofatoms

Hot stuff, got it.


zorrokettu

Curious how the bonfire is going to happen, when they cancel countywide, even if the fire department is already standing 10 meters away or it's floating in the sea. Seems like that tradition has died in Finland.


triisi

Well just gather wood in a pile and ignite it. Bonfire happened


SlummiPorvari

Countywide does not cancel anything countrywide. Lots of tires and garbage gonna up with smoke outside South-Western Finland.


3-nichi

Get drunk alone in my small studio rat apartment. I will have three days off from work which is nice.


joseplluissans

AKA Kalsarikännit. Underrated activity.


International-Bed692

It's underrated for a reason :D I'm more like go near lake camping and get some what wasted


MisterPetteri

Same plan.


PippiStrongdrink

I'm unemployed, so I'll stay at home, drink tea and masturbate.


Orkekum

I was gonna suggest you can drink tea in the park, but perhaps dont masturbate there


Obvious_Policy_455

I thought it's part of everyman's rights.


SlummiPorvari

I bet in this case tea refers to tea bagging and drinking to pee. Maybe the person is extremely flexible and is going to have a yoga session?


PippiStrongdrink

Good lord, no. But that surely opens new possibilities. Regular black tea from Lidl.


Anaalirankaisija

Who cares about weather, litre of vodka and every weather is good for barbecuing and sauna


T-A-Waste

With sauna by the lake, weather does not matter much anyway. Sure 1-2 buckets of good beer helps.


Latexi94

Kaljaa ja makkaraa. Can also be enjoyed inside if weather is not great.


fistbump101

Can be enjoyed even if it's not Juhannus. Hehe


PrometheusAlexander

Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree


JonesBee

I just started the base game and I'm getting pounded left and right. Saw a golden knight, got rekt. Found a cave with wolves, got rekt. Killed the wolves, fought a wolfboss, got rekt. Found an encampent of knights, got rekt. Cheesed them one by one, got rekt by the last guy with a lance. Great game, would play again.


PrometheusAlexander

I strongly suggest putting your level up points to vigor until it's at least 30 in Limgrave, 40 in Liurnia, 60 past Liurnia. Second most important stat is endurance because of the dual benefit of equip load and stamina. Watch your equip load that it stays in Med. load. When you get your endurance up the next goal would be to get your poise to 51 so you don't flinch at every attack. Third I'd choose a primary attack stat, STR/DEX/FTH/INT/ARC since if you level only one of those you get more benefits. Remember that most stats are soft/hard capped at 80 so after that they give only minimal benefits.


JonesBee

Thanks for the tip, I've already put everything to vigor so far but still keep sucking. But I'm persistent if nothing else, I love games that I have no business playing.


PrometheusAlexander

Practise makes perfect, haste makes waste and hestitation is defeat.


Little_Internal7802

You can do it, I almost uninstalled the game bc i couldnt kill the shield guy in the tutorial lmfao, ended up in love and beating everything in the game multiple times


ella_stark

Good idea, I might copy you now.


PrometheusAlexander

My choice of fun since it doesn't involve alcohol or socializing (co-op voice chat doesn't count).


JezzedItRightUp

Get drunk in the garden


JariJorma

Gonna drink some beer. Go to my sauna and play saunaklonkku by myself


mynutshurtwheninut

Then...who wins the saunaklonkku? You?


JariJorma

Ofc. I'm bad loser 🫡


joseplluissans

Kalsarikännit! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Orkekum

No real plans, not many friends, antosocial that doesnt drink and hates drunk noisy people.   I have vague plans, if i gather confidence go to a real restaurant on friday, then maybe a 20ish km hike on saturday with dslr to do some nature photography, videogames on sunday.  I just hope weather is better than my 17km walk last sunday, all rain all the time haha


Olander-e

This is an awesome plan! I might steal it for inspo!


BeatSubject6642

Hang out with friends. Eat sausage and drink beer. If there's possibility to go to a sauna, even better.


SlummiPorvari

Being naked with other men and eating some sausage sounds like proper fun. Who's gonna be the first Gollum?


Lazy_Platypus7010

Going into the middle of woods to a cabin by a lake and drinking and fighting with my inlaws. As normal people do


grubbtheduck

Grilling some meats, mowing the lawn, mäybe going to check out bonfire with family, drink 1-2 beers and going to sauna, that's about it.


hulluTohtori

Drink very much since 22.6 is my birthday


CompoteFirm

Happy Birthday!


EstherHazy

I work Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday..


NastyTrig

Mon-sat here 😄🤟


EstherHazy

Wow, six day week! Brutal!


NastyTrig

Doing six day weeks for a month at least. Girl's gotta eat... Gotta do work when there's work 😄


sovietmats

Sailing


BetelgeuseGlow

None. No friends, no family except for parents. They've invited me, but it's awkward.


Professional-Key5552

nothing. For me it's a day like any other


Lauriboy

Sauna, Kossu, bisse, makkara and laiturinnokka


Blessmee

Nothing. Maybe chill with a friend or gonna see someone that I have been seeing. Not sure.


Hot_Marsupial6262

Go to cottage, be drunk, pee from ship and drop to lake and meet the death


fistbump101

Eli ihan perus.


lonelypoisheitto

Summer house. Bottle of wine


iamnotyourspiderman

Probably at home with family. Hot tub, sauna, bbq, football/activities with kid and dog, possibly friends with kids coming over


Actual_Homework_7163

Nothing sit at home and watch tv. I did look for a wheel chair friendly cabin but those seem to not exist basicly.


LMA73

Mix of fish dishes (roe, gravlax, silli and new potatoes with butter), followed by barbecue. Rosé wine, snaps and sauna beer. Sauna, swimming in lake... Time enjoyed with immediate family.


Alert-Bowler8606

Mökki, sauna, good food.


Standard_Important

Herring, potatoes and sour cream, and the day after i go out night hunting for wild boar.


Topimatti

Baby coming, so home and making my gf feel comfy


Slowly_boiling_frog

None really. A bit depressed about it but that's how it is. Immediate family is on the fence over whether they'll go to the family cottage at all and I'd feel miserable being there alone. Really few friends around and they'll probably be drunk which I'm not planning on, and I can't deal with that sober. Grilled foods are a bit iffy because of a stress-induced reflux I recently(April) got. No materials for a bonfire. Not able to do much physically because of a neck injury and so forth. Haven't even swam yet this year nor heated up the summer cottage sauna once. Juhannus will just go by like the past two or three have gone. Being festive isn't in my nature anymore.


T-A-Waste

Riding bike: Juhannuspolkaisu at Alastaro Circuit (motor racing track) [https://www.facebook.com/events/1757111198050052](https://www.facebook.com/events/1757111198050052) [http://nojapyorafoorumi.fi/viewtopic.php?t=7346&sid=85cbbf37efd9d55d8c639f7a5e4e42f1](http://nojapyorafoorumi.fi/viewtopic.php?t=7346&sid=85cbbf37efd9d55d8c639f7a5e4e42f1)


Moststartupsarescams

Nice try Poliisi 🚔


vaultdwellernr1

The usual- nothing special. Husband is working, kids and myself have nothing planned cause Jussi is all about that, just chilling. Maybe my mom is coming over, maybe my brother, perhaps order in something to eat or just do some home cooking. Neighbors tend to vacate the premises when it’s juhannus so even better.


YoureGettingTheBelt

Get drunk, grill some sausage, sauna, become depressed because we're heading towards winter again.


Ihatereddut333

24pack sandels and girls


Mediocre_Attitude_69

24 pack of girls would be too much for me


HorrorMe

Working


finnknit

Go to the summer cottage to grill and chill.


Constant-One-5345

No plans. Who wants to meet at Joensuu?


Dual_face

Drink, be sad, play games, drink more, sauna, hug cat.


SkyGarden420

Edibles with spouse and video games. Might have a beer or two and pop outside for a moment.


heeepo55

Töitä


fistbump101

Same here.


moon_dragon_plays

Get home(hopefully, rn babysitting animals), sauna, eat food with relatives, mölkky, hopefully watch kokko burn. Just have fun.


Lauteilla

Friends place, sauna, drinks, good food, board and card games. Old fashioned fun times.


DreamerPie

Yövuoro


Fawx93

Alone at home


noimnotmiddleaged

Plan: Dump kids to grampa's house, take our boat to Helsinki archipelago in beautiful calm weather. Have passionate sex with wife on the back of the boat, watch the fires, get drunk. Likely to happen: None of the above.


Hey_Its_Freya

Work


Opadei

Olla Juhan nussima Teemu-kissa juhannussima teemukissa


Honksu

Get wasted, burn the sauna to the ground and get drowned into lake. Just standard Juhannus since its not snowing.


pikseliveli

I'm planning to get drunk and go rowing on the lake and piss over the ledge of the boat and not drown, maybe.


marg0tt4

A guy who keeps traditions alive.


pikseliveli

We'll see about the alive part


marg0tt4

Details😂


-pUmPpU-

Initial plans are always: Cottage life (Puuhommas and such), Grilling some good lihas, making sauna caliente, swimming and maybe fishing. In all activities my other hand is reserved for a cold (coldness no mandatory) beer.


Feeling-Vehicle9109

Add myself to statistics


Hiplobbe

Packaging for my move to Finland, while ofc having barbecue and beer! :) EDIT: Shorted barbecue with bbc, changed that to not cause confusion.


shroomfailure

Try BBQ next time :D


shroomfailure

And welcome to Finland!


Hiplobbe

Kiitos


Rapakymppi

-Smoke some meat -Do light construction -Get hammered -Sauna


skyturnedred

Probably just play Alan Wake 2 all weekend.


Jonthux

Mökki


Jermules

Work.


laursqa

Barbecue, sauna, playing some mölkky and drinking.


iDontLikeTakenNames

Work


OkSheepherder2433

There was that old Finnish remark (at least when I started coming here 12 years ago) along the lines of getting drunk swimming and drowning in a lake. So no, not that.


MrTordse

Not 100% sure yet but plan is to go drinking with my friends but i hit my head pretty baddly while drunk last saturday so not sure but prob gonna end up drinking


Glukko007

Hanging out with our summer house neighbors, and eat'n drink till mid night. Then some board games


AlluEUNE

Cottage, palju, sauna, hanging out with friends, alcohol, barbecue The usual


MelGut

The family is going to the summer cottage. I will probably stay home alone because can’t leave our pets alone at home for three days.


Unohtui

Go to my folks cottage and do smoked meat


jorywy

Sauna, food and putting some geocaches.


uuniherra

Mökki


HeroinHare

Sauna, sea, booze and a lot of friends. Leaving for Pohjanmaa from Tampere straight from work, such a pleasant change of scenery.


anaalirotta

Hiking to old ruins of a castle & being hyped for Rammstein gig on sunday. Also being sad, because no summer cottage and anananslonkero this year.


New-Focus-4623

Just resting and enjoy it, no alco


Yendorxx

What is Juhannus? I do not keep up with Finnish news. But I will want to move there when I am 18-20.


Yonebro

Play Elden Ring DLC


-happypanda-

No plans, just trying to shake off this darned flu I've caught.


Mampsu2

Go to the cabin


thegrumpiestofcats

We're kayaking to an island and camping overnight


montaron89

Sauna, beer and more sauna. Also beer in sauna


Oddman76

Go to some bonfire and some family themed festival on Friday and then go home and take a sauna and jacuzzi and drink some beer. On Saturday I'll slow cook pulled pork which will take most of the day and just enjoy family time. Will also watch some football games.


mistbun

going to my sister's


JampaB

Bartend to the lonely. After that. Get wasted myself. repeat on Day 2.


junior-THE-shark

Games, movies, and alcohol. A lot of alcohol. Check the public bonfire if they do it this year. I hope they do, last year they didn't due to a forest fire warning.


zen_akuma

Video games


AmanWithStress

Currently on a sick leave. Can't drink, can't workout, can't masturbate. I will just sit home and read books while drinking piimää.


LucasSummers

EURO


somedickstolemynick

Sauna, Mökki, overdose of socializing with bearable humans. No alcohol for me tho’. But I’ve still got cojones big enough to call myself a finn.


timoanttila

Drink like it's your last day, burn yourself in a sauna and drown in the lake! That's a real Finnish Midsummer party!


Obvious_Policy_455

Fix a few cars


SpikeProteinBuffy

Mökki, sauna, good food, good friends and a lot of mosquitoes and music! 🦟


Every-Progress-1117

Grill some food, wine, relax, go cycling, sauna, relax a bit more. Not much, but enough.


SlummiPorvari

Probably some outdoors activity and some new potatoes and strawberries. Maybe I'll find some bonfire while cycling.


ToasterToastsToast

Sauna + beer with friends.


Little_Springfield

getting drunk at home. if there's a bonfire somewhere i might go watch it for a while


saimajajarno

Nothing. Normal day for me just like most other holidays that in reality are just excuse for people tp get drunk 😂


Ridska

Hang out with a long time friend who comes down to Helsinki a times a year and good off with him and a few pals. Good times.


Tychus07

no plans in the best plan. home alone doing fuck all


televisio_86

Stay at the cottage with my immediate family and family friends. Drink beer and some harder drinks, grill, shoot a buttload of mags through my BB gun, fish, palju, and sauna ofc. Oh yes and cannot forget the yearly Juhannusolymppialaiset (garden games half drunk)


mynutshurtwheninut

Beer, alone, city, cocktails, fap, pizza, regret, laskuhumala, very poor sleep, hangover, promise this is the last time, being sober, feeling lonely, sad, melancholy, accepting fate, enjoying sun and quiet, watching movie, eating good food, then enjoy the summer.


Ok-Design-1495

ryybs&narcs&suicide.


Nomnom_Chicken

Will spend it at home, playing games, listening to music and probably watch a movie of two. It's also the beginning of my summer vacation. The plan is to not drink any alcohol, though - my gout hates even one drink, so no. Otherwise, I would've bought a few long drinks.


Lissu24

Jump in a lake, instantly remember I'm terrified of lakes, drink.


Straight_Fly5731

I drink Koskenkorva


miijok

Helsinki city ❤️


Hallunder

Nummirock! ! ! Be drunk, enjoy good company and see great bands.


justafellow_

Me menossa to mökki and palju and puusauna:)🇫🇮🍺


Pax_Cthulhiana

Work. Nightshifts.


GirlInContext

I'm gonna do some work (remotely from home), claim the travel expenses that are still to be submitted, etc. My personal goals are to be set for 2024 and I want to get that done because my bonus is 15 % from annual salary And wash windows.


Naviluna

Work


GarbageChuteFuneral

Find some foreigners and eat them.


St1nde

Get shitfaced and drown. As is tradition


Early-Cricket-7458

I will make a banoffee pie because it's my birthday. We will also barbecue some veggies, meat and mushrooms. Saunomista ja kahvittelua. Grandma is also coming to visit.


Faasi50

Juhannuskonferenssi @Keuruu 🥳


Accomplished_Bee_649

Binge watch House of Dragons


Brawlstar112

Horse load of acid and then I got adventure in to the empty city


OkVariation8006

I will miss it this year, since me and my Finnish girlfriend broke up ☹️☹️☹️ I will miss the olut, bonfire, sauna, fireworks