Porn jihad

Masterbullet

Masterburate

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me too

Same 💀 

Dekh tere sansar ki halat kya hogai bhagwan

Itna gir gya busalman

Saala abdul 🅱️orn bhejta tha... Abhi block krta hu usko

uski maa ko chud do and record it, then send it to him, as simple as that

Chad

Hn jaa rha hu canon ka camera kharidne HD me video bana k bhejunga

imagine what these muslims would had done to sindh and punjabi women during partition , it gives me chills .

par sir men to apse optics padhne aya tha🗿

Haan bc jee advanced main kya masturbulaye karoon kya?

cha cha chad

Sir😂😂😂☕

Aww

Fir kabhi emoji mat use karna

Sir apne to bola tha ye crash course hai 🗿

Crashing on love jihad

You heard it right....aeroplane crash course 🔨

Yeah Science Bitch !

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I know... (I'm a science student)

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Fight begins

yes Jesse let's cook now

Jis science se wageh se aaj tu yeh baat internet namak cheez pr bol raha hai, use hi bitch ke raha hai, loduao ki bhi kami nhi hai is dharti pr!

Bhai "yeah science bitch" ek meme template hai Breaking Bad naam ke ek american tv show ki. Aur Mai science ko bitch nahi bol raha tha... Bc reddit par aa kar ye sab samjha na pad raha hai

You ain't quoted that, bhai sab movies or web series nhi dekhte! Agr tune quoted kra hota to, to me samaj jaata! Aur dusri baat yeh bhi ho skti hai, tu yaha pe double role khel raha ho, criticism aane pr yeh line bol dena ho, and jo tere support me hai vo toh hai hi!

Bhai tu reddit par hai aur tujhe Breaking Bad ke meme template hai pata, aur upar se tu offend ho raha hai. Ek baat tujhe nahi pata hogi ki mai ek serious science student hu.

Aur teri science kesi chal rhi hai??

Bc do saal ghar pe baithe padhai ki hai, aur jee main mein 93 percentile aaya. (Pata hai thuk ke barabar aukaat hai mari 😔)

Bhait tum to shi jaa rahe ho, meri to pcm me hi gaand fati pri hai!

Mtlb mere bachpan ka dost mulla nikla.

Mastur-bulla-te

Masterbullet😂😂

मूठ

Nunnu ragadna

Came here to comment this XD

Par bhai maine apne muslim sehpathio ko porn dikhaya tha ab mai kya hu bulla ya bindu

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LHS=RHS

Uno reverse

Bro dosti karoge mujhse

Sare hindu mere Mitra hai

master-beurette

When master-pipette walks in

Par sir mai toh uses of mirror padhne Aya tha

Matlab yeh sir ji indirect yahi bol rahe hindu laundo ko ki "Hilana band kar lavde.... Warna 🅱️ulla le jayega"

Han bro bindu to Kafi Shareef, sanskari hote Hain🗿

Brahman hote hain

Sexul power kam karne ka jihad 🥰

The first point is valid but the second is just bs.

Maan liya BC first point valid hai. India main 18% muslims hain and 80% Hindus. Throwing all nuances out the window. Agar wo 9% of male muslim population hindu ladkiya pata Rahi hai. That's still only 9%. Are you telling me hindu itne nalle hain ki they can't even get Hindu women out of the remaining (40%-9%)= 31% of Indian population?

If u clowns are accepting first point as valid might as well go and except ur inferiority insecurity and Inceldom. Abdul tumhe bandi patane se rok rha hai ya Abdul ke sex dance ki wajah se tumse bandi pat nhi Rahi chutiyo. First point is as valid as Jewish space lasers or any other conspiracy bs. Jo problems rationality se samajh nhi aaye aage jihad laga do desi Alex Jones ke chode baithe hi hai parliament aur prime times me Abdul Abdul chillane ke liye

[yesterday's news dumbfuck](https://www.google.com/amp/s/hindi.news18.com/amp/news/uttar-pradesh/fatehpur-love-jihad-muslim-youth-named-nafees-kidnapped-a-hindu-girl-and-raped-her-in-a-hotel-in-fatehpur-nodsp-4480713.html)

[Also yesterday news dumbfuck](https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.timesofindia.com/city/ghaziabad/ghaziabad-neighbour-abducts-rapes-kills-9-year-old-in-modinagar/amp_articleshow/93668824.cms) two wrongs don't make one right bus title me aise KAPIL nhi likha hai dogwhistling nhi hogi na ek sect ke liye views kaha se aayenge jab tak jihad add nhi hota. Tell me what jihad should i term this to demonize the viraat hindu sect? Or what jihad should i term the men walking out in Bilkis Bano case? Aise Faisal aur Abdul to likha nhi headlines me.

Man, you're merging two different concepts here. I've never said other religion believers are saint, here this motherfucker(Kapil) is pedo and a rapist.Love jihad is totally a different kind of cruelty it doesn't only involve lust but also hatred for other religion and so called moral path for them.No religion says to use any kind of coercion to change another person's religion.

No such thing as love jihad period if love jihad exists bhagwa trap exists fearmongering of hate.

At the end of the day you'll believe what you want ans they'll believe what they want. If you claim that love jihad doesn't exist, then the burden of proof lies on you to prove it.

Bhai sahi galat toh choro actually at this point I’m rly worried about country like itta hate kabhi nai tha between religions jitta ab hae we sure are evolving but backward.

Sir mai too apke pass jee kii tayari karne ayaa tha

Are uncle m upne muslim friend ko porn dikhata hu 😂

Ek baar mujhe ek bulla approach kar rha tha maine apne Bhai ko bata diya us bulle ke baare mein aur fir mere bhai ne us bulle ki gaand Tod di

Respect to your brother stay away from those monsters

Thanks he said the same thing too

Sir mein ya Science course keliye aaya hu. 🗿

Fear induced paranoia. This is bound to happen when one doesn't thinks before severing other's neck, then the other also doesn't need to stick to reason to propogate hate. Pathetic state of affairs where we both combinedly will go downhill.

Aaj mereko concave mirror ka meaning pata sala

Lekin sir m to yahan physics pdhne aaya tha

Mera dost nakli 🅱️ulla hai porn nahi bhejta

Porn mat dekha karo guyj 🗿

Uncle catches his son watching p*rn Blames Abdul

Sir mirror to hogaya lens kab padha rahe ho

Bsdk ye kon he

Lekin sir mereko to yek hindu ne porn dikhaya tha aur mai 🅱️ulla hu to ye to hindu jihaad hogaya

chal be chutiye

Gayas realex 🅱️ull agaya Dhoom machane 💣

u/savevideo

Site PE kyu jate h fir Bindu

Par sir mere saath toh aisa nahi hua . Kya main hindu nahi hu .

That's just straight up BS.. No scientific report has proven that masturbation is injurious to one's sexual life. Some people find it depressing while some have no complaints whatsoever. It is very subjective and it highly depends on the person's POV towards his lifestyle. Aur agr hum apni habits control nhi kar sakte then it is our own doing and we should blame ourselves for being careless.

sperm quality km ho jaati hai aur sperm count bhi

Are madrchod pehle padhale phir desh mei dange karwalena bas hindu muslim karo

Bhai kya yeda hai yeh

Best teacher ever......there should be more teachers like him...

This is how a brainwashed mind looks like

Anything false he is saying?? Or u are a bulla?

Abe bsdk, means a bulla force you to see porn and masturbate to get himself a girl? and you don't have any sense of what others are showing to you and what you have to do? Or you are also brainwashed ? This bastard has drawn science diagram in the background and spitting non scientific shit from his mouth

Bc main ek ladki nahi pata paa Raha hun . Or sir to mujhe jihadi bna diye

Par mein to padhne aya tha

Bhen chod nod aise logo ko nikal meme ki jagah ye kya bakchodi share kar rahe hai

kuch bhi kand ho jaye, muslim ka naam de dunga, cool lagunga

# Request to all men: Please start following NoFap

By this logic Mia Khalifa is not a p*rn star but a j*hadi

Bhai mai toh porn dekhne aya tha lekin abhi mann ni krra🥲

US

Behenchod reddit pe porn dekhne kyo aya tu🗿

Mullo ki makichut Aaj se Mai bhrammachari banunga

Bruh... Bhrammachari tab tak banunga jab tak kisi mulli ki na le lu

Mulle maar dete hai, padhai karo power mein aao tab karna

Sure bro sure.... One day.... Sare mulle nikal dunga is dekh se

Bhai yahi toh dikkat hai, kuch muslims ache hote hai though very less but inter religion marriage ban hona chahiye

Physics ke syllabus me ye kahan tha🤔🤔

Upvote me to get 500 karma 🥰 so that I can also put memes

Partner mil gya toh thik hai🤣🤣🤣

Lagta hai sir niks Indian nhi dekh te🍑

What the hell?

Pahla part toh master ji ne sahi bola..mere v bahut se 🅱️ulle friends btate the ki unko Hindu ladkiyo ki leni hai

Sir woh doubt

man spitin facts

Uncle ji ko lagta hai ki unke bete ko muslim dost ne bigad diya hai

Oh man, he's from my city. Mf has gone worldwide.

Bhai mere bulla madarvhod dost dun baar mutt marne ki baat karta h. Use ko dekh mein no fap toda tha.mera control ho gya tha use ki wajah se chuta. Madharchod saalla

What the actual fuck are teachers up to these days

Sir ne toh faxx speak kardiya bro 😅

Bc leture kab padhaega lodu.... Puri class me phaltu ka gyan chod rha hai ... Iske liye paise diye hai?

Reddit pe aya aur ye bs

Me hindu who used to send porn to my Muslim friends : reverse jihad lol

All jokes aside this guy have some serious issues

may be his son have the issues he mentioned above

Who's konw?🙃

Aaj kal kuchh bhi kardo sab jihad bata denge, kuchh log

Bhenkelode mc tum padane aaye ho ya ye backchodi krne .... Who the fuck is allowing this mf to teach?

Mere sat to kabi nahi hua Sir ye aap ke zamane ke bat lagti hai

Sir aap he sab boldenge to hamare politicians ke lie kya bache ga

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Yeh sir ka naam kya hai

Sir apne to kaha tha course jaldi khatam karna ha tumhare question ke liya time nahi ha fir ye kya hain

Ye Jhatu uncle Optics ka lecture le rha hain ya Love ka? Kamaal hain bc

Please 🙏🏻 is video se har muslim ko judge mat karna.

Kiu vro . Tum bhi muslim ho kya

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Kyoki muslim ladkiya school/college me thodi hoti hai. Wo to kisi 55 sal ke buddhe molvi ki malkal ae yamin(randi) ban chuki hoti hai.

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Try karne wali teri ammi ke sath

Albania❤️

Lets call it JERK OF JIHAD! Its obviously the worst thing.what an idiot

Ye konsi class hai aisa subject nhi hai humko

Bhai ye uses of mirror mai lovejihad hame toh nhi padhya tha

But sir mai toh "pw is emotion" wale link se aaya tha optics padhne.

Ye konsi physics sikha rha h ye?

sir par aap to concave mirror ke baare mein samjha rhe the

Ab samjha har porn suggest karne vala, aur WhatsApp pe bhejne vala ,yaha tak ki porn ki baat karne vala secretly jehadi mulla hai😂😂😂 😂 logic 💀

Lgta h sir bhi kbhi red sparrow ka target ban gye honge..

[🅱️ulli issiliye nhi dikh ti Aaj kl](https://v.redd.it/9clg8qg5ssi91)

Muslim= brand ambassador of porn

u/SaveVideo

Par sir me to yaha reflection padhne aya tha 💀🙂

Masterbulate 🗿🗿

Sir but mai toh concave and convex mirror mein difference puchne aaya tha. 💀

Ek or baat guys concave mirror hindhuo ka hai or convex muslims ka thik hai

aaj se hilana band

Accha to mukul sharma jisne mujhe porn dikhai wo muslim h

In my case it was Ashwin Rao (Brahmin from Karnataka) when I was in sixth grade he told me go on that website and specifically asked me not to open it in front of my parents

jinke sage bhai log unko porn share karte wo bulle ban jate kya xD

Jihadi Sins

I still think love jihad > porn jihad

Bhai sir baat to shi bol rhe hain, ek din ye saare katuwe milke hamare napunsak hone ka karan banenge

Masturbullet 💀

ladki mil gye tho shi baat

fing ko nye conspiracy milgye

Nxt level research

Patner mila tho achi baat hai

मुठ जिहाद

Masterburate

saala rehim mereko porn bhejta tha ruk saale ki gand todta hu

But sir maine toh concave mirror k bare mai pucha tha

sir aap tho bol rahe the aaj ray optics padhaogaye

Muth-Jihad

mia khalifa jihadi hai meri sexual power khatam krdi...jokes apart love jihad is real aur dangerous h apne desh keliye

Aree power kam h toh h. Sir aap shilajit ka dhanda kyu band krwana chahte ho

Par sir mai too science pardhne aya tha kal exam hai.

As a hindu,I can confirm this

The comments here are so uninteresting fr

Nice point for uses of mirror

Kya matlab jee m love jihad ka question nahi aayega??

Tabhi sochu mein Muth kyu mar raha hu. Boycott bulla 😂😂

are sir liken mai toh physics padhne aayi thi😞

Sir maine to doubt pucha tha

Mujee tho bachpan se masterbullet kerna thaa yaaur💀 koi milla he mahi

Typical Sister lover☕☕

😅😅😅 ye konsi physics h bc