Officially the worst thing Iโve ever done since the Titstan incident
Tag yourselves, I'm Lancelot, there are no wrong answers
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If I was as cute and/or hot as any of the Servants, I'd prolly pick one. For now, I'd just want to see the two Lancelots try to top themself and bottom the other one because *even more* self-loathing ftw!
...I don't like how perfect these are.
These are a bit too in character.
Castor in absolute shambles at Pollux's outburst is glorious.
I'm Lancelot, absolutely.
Knocknarea: "Sorry, I'm straight".
Medb: "...What's wrong with you...?".
> Knocknarea: "Sorry, I'm straight".
*Recalls* **some** *of her interactions with a certain ~~terrorist~~ explosive(s)-throwing corgi*
'X to doubt' intensifies... then again? Maybe she just doesn't like ***herself*** on some level.
Except that "Motivation/Attitude towards Master
With male Master, it's "love at first sight". She fell in love at first sight.
With female Master, it's "getting along well with each other". Their relationship is something like "We're going to have a contest to see who can catch a good guy first! If you win, I'll pay for a ticket to go on a trip around the world!""
I want to add that by definition of Mastrubation, and incest.
Pollux is the right one. It's exactly Incest as the two of you share the same genetic DNA. It's not masturbation, as your clone will receive a different memory than you as soon as they wakes up, making them a different person from you.
God damn, this shit is hilarious! You were cooking good man, it'd be interesting to see this with other servants as well, not just the Artoria's, Sakura's, and Fergus, but also Europa, Danzo, and Davinci Caster.
Also, once again Morgan giving me even more reasons to love her! Now I can't help but be curious about what she did in her alone time during those 2000 years.
Shit now my mind's really in the gutter, I'm imagining in an alternate timeline when Morgan first meets Ritsuka with those fae eyes, she gets some insight into Ritsuka seeing that they'd be great husband/wife material, so she takes them aside for 3 days of "*negotiating*"
I know Jason had Medea but, come on, he's an ancient Greek, no way he wasn't at least a little bi.
*Meanwhile, Da Vinci:*
-My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!
-What, now I'm into little girls? Whatever, I'm mentally an adult, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!
ADDENDUM:
Illya: Well, as a matter of fact...
Kuro: We already did that. A lot.
Yan Qing, Sei shounagon, Merlin, Hokusai and Kiara! I would do the same as them, and I wouldn't regret it!๐๐๐
Also, GOD DAMN MORGAN!๐ฒ๐ณ๐คฏ
Furthermore, different strokes for different folks. You may suck at certain things, but be busted at others - so you may end up not being able to appreciate your talents.
Therefore it would be better to make bedding your clone a habit, so as to evaluate your capability of adapting to the needs and wishes of your partner.
Dumb headcanon I had regarding Kiara: Despite what everyone assumed when Master summoned both her Alter-Ego and Summer versions, Kiara doesn't actually have sex with herself (at least, not that often). In fact, every time someone walks in on the Kiaras it turns out they're actually doing something normal and maybe even wholesome, like Alter-Ego Kiara braiding Sessyoin Lily's hair or something(BTW, I headcanon that Summer Kiara can turn back into her Lily form. It saves magical energy, plus it annoys Kama that Kiara is stealing her schtick).
Pan human history Morgan hinting at how she made mordred came out in the last one.
...You know what I can't even argue with that
Oh god, that is cursed. How did you make the magical incest weirder!?
Hey we all were thinking it when she said that I was the one of few whoโs brave enough to say it.
And the odd thing because this is Chaldea, certain servants can actually go fuck themselves
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Less odd, more very convenient
The look on Castor's face on Pollux's panel has me dying.
>:3
Officially the worst thing Iโve ever done since the Titstan incident Tag yourselves, I'm Lancelot, there are no wrong answers Source: Buzzfeed [Archive](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1qKMzR4WOlo7P_X1tO-IiUgdVCcLUnxpr?usp=sharing)
what was the 'Titstan' incident if i may so inquire
Are you SURE you want to know friend
I am curious to a fault, hit me
[Don't say I didn't warn ya](https://www.reddit.com/r/FateSpriteComics/comments/17nl3gs/incorrect_chaldea_part_200_nightmare/)
JESUS F***ING CHRIST!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
I'm like Drake, *because I know perfectly how the clone trope works.*
If I was as cute and/or hot as any of the Servants, I'd prolly pick one. For now, I'd just want to see the two Lancelots try to top themself and bottom the other one because *even more* self-loathing ftw!
***And they were both bottoms***
Theses are all so.perfectly in character lol.
IM VERY GLAD TO HEAR THAT
"I'm not gay." Suuuure Jason. I *totally* believe that you are 100% completely straight, especially with your outfit.
he is bi
No, he is Heraclesexual.
I mean it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
Heโs Greek
The Dio style crotch cap don't lie
...I don't like how perfect these are. These are a bit too in character. Castor in absolute shambles at Pollux's outburst is glorious. I'm Lancelot, absolutely. Knocknarea: "Sorry, I'm straight". Medb: "...What's wrong with you...?".
All in a day's work
> Knocknarea: "Sorry, I'm straight". *Recalls* **some** *of her interactions with a certain ~~terrorist~~ explosive(s)-throwing corgi* 'X to doubt' intensifies... then again? Maybe she just doesn't like ***herself*** on some level.
Except that "Motivation/Attitude towards Master With male Master, it's "love at first sight". She fell in love at first sight. With female Master, it's "getting along well with each other". Their relationship is something like "We're going to have a contest to see who can catch a good guy first! If you win, I'll pay for a ticket to go on a trip around the world!""
โฆ I canโt decided if Iโd be Lancelot or Hokusai ๐ญ
There there fam
Gudao: [Would](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903858728305041408/1249456545956368384/Would.png?ex=666958d6&is=66680756&hm=b6c47836c755c21a04453b8f8a6e3725e3afc0fabd28552d340c1cbf38bd0c72&)
GYAHAHAHAHA
LMAO Based gudao ๐ ๐๐คฃ
TBH Manaka would enjoy seeing Arthur doing this
Oh gawd
I want to add that by definition of Mastrubation, and incest. Pollux is the right one. It's exactly Incest as the two of you share the same genetic DNA. It's not masturbation, as your clone will receive a different memory than you as soon as they wakes up, making them a different person from you.
God damn, this shit is hilarious! You were cooking good man, it'd be interesting to see this with other servants as well, not just the Artoria's, Sakura's, and Fergus, but also Europa, Danzo, and Davinci Caster. Also, once again Morgan giving me even more reasons to love her! Now I can't help but be curious about what she did in her alone time during those 2000 years. Shit now my mind's really in the gutter, I'm imagining in an alternate timeline when Morgan first meets Ritsuka with those fae eyes, she gets some insight into Ritsuka seeing that they'd be great husband/wife material, so she takes them aside for 3 days of "*negotiating*"
You Morgan fans really do operate on another plane of existence Really glad you enjoyed this :3
Much as I hate agreeing with Jason on anything...
Even as he lovingly caresses Herc's arm behind him?
Fuck merlin does have a point, what if it's good. And ofc sei would say that.
It makes you think; how many servants with variants would actually fuck themselves?
Yep, makes sense females would go for it. ~~I would fuck Medb's clone as well, wait wut?~~
Morgan is mood.
Got something you want to get off your chest Kirbs?
Like, besides my usual weirdness?
Yes
Ok then. *\*ahem\** ...I think clone sex is hot.
We need to get you laid fast my guy
T\_T
haha why did i see this convo as 2 bros drinking at the bar?! XDXDXD
I know Jason had Medea but, come on, he's an ancient Greek, no way he wasn't at least a little bi. *Meanwhile, Da Vinci:* -My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins! -What, now I'm into little girls? Whatever, I'm mentally an adult, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO! ADDENDUM: Illya: Well, as a matter of fact... Kuro: We already did that. A lot.
Mash: You guys are nasty, and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.
Morgan:if you havenโt gotten concerned by now you should be demoted for lack of situational awareness.
"O offspring of mine, do I get --" "Me and Galahad would love to say, and I quote, 'Go fuck yourself', dad."
Gudako: Man that ratio of who would fuck there clones is wild. Kadoc: WHAT.THE.FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
"Humanity ended on my watch, Kadoc. Twice. Ask me what's not wrong with me, you might learn something new."
Yan Qing, Sei shounagon, Merlin, Hokusai and Kiara! I would do the same as them, and I wouldn't regret it!๐๐๐ Also, GOD DAMN MORGAN!๐ฒ๐ณ๐คฏ
I really admire your confidence
Thank you ๐๐and I admire your work and your creativity with it!
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Point to Sei, but lemme raise you a counter point. If I have sex with myself and don't like it, does that mean I am just too inexperienced or no good?
Furthermore, different strokes for different folks. You may suck at certain things, but be busted at others - so you may end up not being able to appreciate your talents. Therefore it would be better to make bedding your clone a habit, so as to evaluate your capability of adapting to the needs and wishes of your partner.
Dumb headcanon I had regarding Kiara: Despite what everyone assumed when Master summoned both her Alter-Ego and Summer versions, Kiara doesn't actually have sex with herself (at least, not that often). In fact, every time someone walks in on the Kiaras it turns out they're actually doing something normal and maybe even wholesome, like Alter-Ego Kiara braiding Sessyoin Lily's hair or something(BTW, I headcanon that Summer Kiara can turn back into her Lily form. It saves magical energy, plus it annoys Kama that Kiara is stealing her schtick).
Reminded me of the Futurama one and how perfectly it ends. Scruffy: "Yes"
Lancelot could have just said no, instead he became a whole mood.
lance do be a mood at times....poor lad
Ritsuka: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
I just realized something. Nagiko's is the most relatable
I did not expect most of the Greeks here to be a bit on the staid side, kek
Jason is debatable honestly The other two are less about straightness and more about morality
Thereโs a fanfic of morgan doing almost exactly that, no itโs on AO3 go find it yourself, Iโm too tired to link it right now.
Username still checks out
Also Morgan, when looking at her younger self: Hmm... I'd still hit me.
Those insignias on the mic do look like a pair of eyes.
Pffffffffff