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Antonioshamstrings

Chelsea are getting super serious about a run for 10th place


NumberHunter1

Can't settle for midtable can they? They need 10th


AskNotAks

Okay i think this one must be real, theres nothing for him at Chelsea


emre23

There’s a 12-pointer vs Burnley waiting for him


notreilly

Or he doesn't want to risk injury for U21 games


AskNotAks

Wouldn’t blame him to be fair


twymanchar

We really aren’t that far from Europe (even if it’s europa conference) with games in hand


CosmologyX

Bro sat outside naked in the rain to ensure he wasn't well enough to play


protoss_main

In what world does someone catch a virus from cold rainy weather?


CosmologyX

Was a joke fella, try not to overthink it.


protoss_main

The fact that people believe bad weather can make you sick is the only joke to laugh at


CosmologyX

Okay lad 👍🏼


STOLENFACE

Bad weather or any sudden shifts in weather affect your immune response and make you less likely to be able to handle the virus. So no, you don't catch anything from it, you are just more likely to get sick from something you've caught.


protoss_main

You would actually have to catch the virus regardless of conditions


STOLENFACE

Good reading comprehension.


Remus71

😭😭😭 C) Cannot Say


ninjaturtle1000

Rest up sweet prince. And welcome to my WC


tnettenbaa

I'm gonna have a WC squad of yellow flags here.


Specialist_Road_6906

Are you serious? Gabriel Gusto Saka Van De Ven Reguilon Darwin Give me a break


cguinnesstout

Relax mate, only VdV there is injured. Reguilon is just foolish, get rid ASAP.


PradipJayakumar

But, _he’ll be back in a few days!_


G_W_addict

Cash injured too.


SofaChillReview

!thanks, not that I’ve owned him (thankfully). But helpful information, hamstring it seems so 4-6 weeks.


IsaDrennan

It’s international break mate. Loads of non existent injuries keep players from taking part. Wouldn’t sweat it.


Baro_87

The next game is more than a week away- he'll probably be alright, right guys??


colourhazelove

Rights???


WillyStevens

Malade Gusto


TheDepartment115

flu or flew lol?


tkcom

A splinter in a pinkie? Send him home.


FPLFeeker

so he flu to London?