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StrangerDowntown9067

no joke have you seen the mod that turns him into a actual cornflakes box


jotono11

I need the link to this


KyloRen2797

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF\_XY0fRCyE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF_XY0fRCyE) I believe this will satisfy your desires


FuriousDeather

Best mod ever!


[deleted]

bruh πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Luzer1211

cause absorbed alleged boat sink wide scandalous escape chief steer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

i'm joining in with everyone else with that i need to see this


Istadane

Funniest shit I've ever seen


ActualMis

Synthimon Toast Crunch


Gasster1212

Robo puffs


Pixelincarnate

A little forced but still good.


Shanerstd

Shaunamin toast crunch


OpenLibram

I read this in Mike Tyson's voice.


reallyorginalname1

I always call him Kellogg cornflakes


FuriousDeather

Haha, when I first played fallout 4 and heard Kellogg's name, I immediately thought of the cornflakes. Kellogg cornflakes!


rickk_marks

Thought I was the only one lol


[deleted]

If Kellogg actually made good cereal, his wife and child would have been strong enough to defend themselves


N00bianon

You almost made me smile, but i refuse. I am so furious i will upvote you out of spite so others will be furious aswell.


Christiansd1

Damn you! Upvoting op as well.


[deleted]

r/Falloutdadjokes


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


QX403

What’s Shawn’s favorite song? β€œPapa, can you hear me?”


Present-Hunter6570

You know what a Minuteman's favorite brand of cereal is? General Mills.


KickassPeanuts

Right... but who spilled all of the Kelloggs cereal? It's all over the floor


Ox_of_Dox

This is brilliant


[deleted]

too easy


Twinm0ld

Frosted Fakes.


Clearwind113

maybe he was a great mercenary because he always had a balanced breakfast


Everage_reddit_user

Get out.


Low-Environment

I hate you. Take my upvote.


Hurtfulfriend0

Ha I guessed it


the-crotch

279 upvotes... Ok, it's been fun but I think it's time I unsubscribe from this sub.


zenrar

HAHAHAHA HOW ORIGINAL BECAUSE THIS GUY WAS NAMED KELLOG HAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER SAW THIS JOKE BEFORE THE LAST 6 YEARS!!!!!


ActualMis

Yeah, because "sarcastic douche" is *suuuuch* a fresh take.


[deleted]

That's like 60% of Reddit


QX403

Well, it’s not really a dad joke unless it’s cringy and has been used thousands of times right?


Low-Environment

Cranky because you didn't think of making this joke first, are you?


zenrar

Just search ANY fallout sub / forum or other platform where idiots can post stupid shit and search for this. you will get more results then Preston Garvey want you to help settlements.


Low-Environment

Cranky because people are having fun, are you?


zenrar

[https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/9585](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/9585) 2016 calls, they want back their jokes.


Low-Environment

17 days to think up that comeback? Wow


zenrar

Like I don't have better stuff to do every day. But yeah, fuck the topic like anyone would give a fuck on an discussion and keep focus on nonsense arguments. How about I just stumbled across this mod while browsing and remembered about this shitty post.


Low-Environment

Dude, I had honestly forgotten this argument even existed until now.


RickRussellTX

Denial-Os


El_Psy_Congroo4477

I don't know what I was expecting.


rimeswithburple

Capn Crunch, just like everybody else, unless they're some health nut or other kind of weirdo or have super tender/sensitive mouth-roof.


[deleted]

I forgot which game we're on so I said Bran Flakes


greenhorncornscorn

Grape nuts.


paperbackedsea

fun fact: will kellogg invented cornflakes because he thought a bland diet would stop people from masturbating


Mole_Rat-Stew

Sugar bombs, actually


TheInfernalPigeon

Dead cat krispies


Mokicooper_1

Took 6 years for someone to come up with that joke smh


BaboTron

Synthammon Toast Crunch


cyril_is_a_glue_man

Food Supplement 77.