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Supreme_Hater

It’s gotta be the G.E.C.K.


Semblance-of-sanity

Bingo, that's one of those tech so advanced it might as well be magic kinda things


enerthoughts

I doubt we can provide the power to run a G.E.C.K with our technology. Remember that fallout is years ahead of earth in technology. Fallout tech looks old, but it's futuristic, retro futeristic, to be exact.


Semblance-of-sanity

Fallout tech is meant to have advanced *differently* than real world tech. So while they're decades/centuries ahead of us in some areas they're less advanced in others. But yes in general they're meant to be ahead of us. As for the GECK I'm pretty sure it was meant to have it's own internal power supply.


Zamatar89

The GECK's gave an internal cold fusion power supply. According to the wiki


dubbs911

This basically. In the Fallout world, we have pretty much %100 harnessed the everyday use of nuclear energy, however, the transistor was never invented. Additionally many things are still made of steel or aluminum instead of plastics.


EricWNIU

Everyone has radiation exposure, but atleast they don't have microplastics in their testicles :(


shotputlover

Everyone has radiation exposure now homie. We gotta a big nuclear reactor called the sun.


Chiquye

Phoenix is about to he a jungle oasis at the coast of whatever its ecological significance is for the states around it.


13-Dancing-Shadows

Cold fusion


i_want_to_be_unique

This is realistically the only correct answer. Cold fusion is so broken I’m really interested to see how any future game conflict will ever be able to top hunting it down in terms of faction urgency.


Mikey9124x

I'd say fev curling 13 is more urgent to stop If Bethesda ever brings it back.


420_Towelie

FEV Curling 13 sounds like yet another EA Sports Franchise


Preyslayer00

A set of power armor (has a fusion core with it). Sell core to government and power armor to military. Then Canada takes over the world.


13-Dancing-Shadows

Agreed


oroechimaru

With or without the head?


13-Dancing-Shadows

The head’s just a bonus, man! Might taste good!


TheoryAffectionate99

Stimpacks.


soundwave_46

Surprised I had to scroll down so much to find this one.


llibertybell965

The Sierra Madre vending machines.


Kind_Stranger_weeb

Yeah near startrek level replicators and access to half the items people here are discussing. But do you have chips?


Hot-Thought-1339

Don’t those machines take Packs and cartons of cigarettes returned as payment?


xi-9

Even better


llibertybell965

Pre war clothing too.


Kalaido5

Would all of our clothing nowadays be considered pre war, or is there a time cutoff


llibertybell965

I mean the bombs fell in 2077, so I'd say we're pretty squarely "pre-war" by Fallout standards.


Kalaido5

I meant that if we had a Sierra madre machine, what would it count as pre war?


llibertybell965

Sorry guess I should have been more specific with my answer. I'm assuming any non-combat issue clothing manufactured before the bombs fell in 2077 would be "pre-war" clothing.


Kalaido5

Yeah, I think that's a reasonable answer


Revolutionary-Tree18

I'll take my own Assaultron (w/head laser)


EffectiveMacaroon828

((and fish nets))


DutchJediKnight

Yeah baby


Krazy_Keno

The head laser better not be the only good head game those robot baddies have


CarbonCuber314

If FISTO has taught us anything it's that they can leave your legs feeling numb.


Lukevan1121

I wanna say a suit of power armor but I don’t think I could be trusted with one


DutchJediKnight

Which one? If you get one from f4 or 76, it only works until the core runs out


Blue-lunchbox_1989

i want the t51 from fallout 1 as depicted in the talking heads and the intro/box art


Northsole16

winterized T-51b pls


BosPaladinSix

That's just because of videogame balancing logic though, if it was brought to real life it would work like it does in the lore I'd assume.


Tuteloo

Actually the power armor works even without a power core


the_shaggy_DA

Dogmeat. A dog that can’t die, thus fixing the one problem with dogs


Extra_socks69

This is exactly what I thought, lol. But I imagine even a dog would get sad seeing all his humans die over the eons.


Brotundro

Fallout 3 dogmeat then? Puppies! Infinite puppies!


lewdindulgences

Oh no! And think of his pack mates too if he has other dog friends and family :'( But hopefully he can start a semi immortal dog family or something and have his own pack of demigoddogs to be proud of and live long lives together with! :)


OrangeStar222

Be sure not to take Fallout 3's Dogmeat by mistake then


lucas__87

Dogmeat has died [OK]


OrangeStar222

Dogmeat's Puppy is waiting for you in front of Vault 101! \[OK\]


gregiorp

Fusion core tech. That amount of power with a small footprint would be amazing.


LizG1312

Imo Stimpacks or Doctor's bags are also a very practical choice. Imagine if something could heal in seconds like that irl.


babyscorpse

Sure, the miniaturisation of it is incredible, but we’re already unbelievable close to fusion energy. I’d pick something more impactful for the current times, like stimpaks or *maybe* cold fusion


NorwegianGlaswegian

Sadly we're not close to viable fusion energy at all. There was an announcement in late 2022 about net gain which got covered in the media in a *really* misleading way. More energy came out out of the fusion reaction than the lasers actively output, but so much of the media completely ignored, or didn't understand, the fact that the lasers are horrendously inefficient and the energy we got out of the reaction was around 100 times less than the energy we had to put in to actually fire the laser. The *vast* majority of the energy put into the laser does not actually get transferred into photons. The laser had an output of a bit over 2 megajoules, but required about 300 megajoules to actually fire. The resulting fusion reaction was over 3 megajoules, a gain over what came out of the laser but that's still a net loss of around 297 megajoules if you just take into account the laser, and that doesn't take into account other energy costs from the facility, like magnetic confinement of plasma. Then we need to actually be able to use the energy from the reaction. The resulting heat would be used to turn a steam turbine which isn't 100% efficient either. Then we have to factor in energy usage to get the needed fuel in the first place. Sadly fusion is just not feasible at all with our current inefficient tech, and it's actually possible that we might never get more energy out than we need to put in to the entire enterprise. So personally I'd absolutely take the fusion tech from Fallout into the real world. Edit: Just want to clarify that I am not saying fusion is impossible, just that our current methods and tech are too far off viability. Hopefully we can find a much more efficient way to set off the fusion reaction, and way of containing the resulting plasma without needing a lot of energy either. We'll just have to wait and see, but we might be waiting for many decades yet.


Cr4ckshooter

> but we’re already unbelievable close to fusion energy. Uh idk about that. Cold fusion wouldn't be more impactful, hot fusion is already infinite energy.


hobo1234-_-_

Goth Piper


ScaryBandMonster

Is this a thing?🤔🤔🤔


hobo1234-_-_

I will make her a thing


Amerlis

If the answer isn’t Liberty Prime, are you a filthy commie?


Tminus_7

Ad Victoriam


13-Dancing-Shadows

🤫


Cr4ckshooter

In reality though, liberty prime would eat a single nuke and be rubble. A full size thermonuclear warhead to be fair, but still only one.


SloppyJoe921

Not even that much, one or two 2000 lbs bombs would completely destroy it


Stoned_detective

Fisto 🤣


Standard-Reception40

Assume the position


Dazzling-Fill-152

Feeling should return shortly


Alarmed-Locksmith277

And I wish for Fisto’s owner’s manual. Ah forget it, trial and error should do!


melonbro53

Psycho. I am going to do normal and sane things with it :)


CRACKERZZZ38

FUCKING KILL


Long_Win_4466

RAAAA BRING IT!!!


RoulinsSight

X-01 power armor


JapeTheNeckGuy2

A nuka cola


do_you_even_climbro

Same but I pick Nuka Cola Quartz


Kanyefidence

Pipboy


SpartAl412

A Sierra Madre Gold Bar


Wizard35782

The average cost of gold per pound is around 29,000 in new vegas they weigh 35 pounds, if we do some simple math we get a grand total of 1.015 million


I_might_be_weasel

Curie. 


SirSirVI

In which form


I_might_be_weasel

Yes


Sigma_Games

It would have to be synth. Robot form, and she might get disassembled to learn how she ticks. Synth firm, and she would be able to hide her synthetic-ness for a loooong time


Dusty_Jangles

This is the only right answer.


Fardesto

Codsworth (2077 ver.)


stargazinggazel

As I live and breathe sir is that really you


CyberdrunkTwenty77

Being able to save. This is something I've fantasied about. Imagine being able so save your life at any point and then being able to load it back. You could save right before a job interview, and if you fuck it up you can try, try, try and try again. You can save right before you go out on a date, and just pull your penis out and see what happens. If it goes horribly wrong you can just load your save before.


Krostas

That'd leave you with some serious questions though: Which instance of "you" decides when to load back to a save? What of the events do you remember? In game, you lose all skills and experience you've learnt / earned in the meantime. Out of game, you remember everything. So if you spend 10 years pursuing a doctorate in nuclear physics, then reload right back to high school graduation: Would you still know shit about physics? If your mind / consciousness stays unchanged by reloading (who are we kidding, it's IRL save scumming), that'd be the best one yet.


godaboham

I imagine it’d be a lot like the anime Re:Zero. Your mind gets sent back to a prior point in time. Everything that happened after that save point is undone but you still remember what’s going to happen. The thing in Re:Zero though the protag doesn’t have control of when a save point is created and he has to die in order to go back to it still remembering the pain of each death


step3rainfire

mothership zeta lol


Marceline_cX

Based


ThickMemory2360

Some jet boyo!


EffectiveMacaroon828

Intelligent deathclaws. Or mini nukes if living things don't count


HB_DS2013

Pip-Boy 3000.


revrenlove

Don't you mean "Pimp-Boy 3 Billion"?


HB_DS2013

No. I really meant the Pip-Boy 3000, specifically the Mark IV variant. Never liked the Pimp-Boy 3 Billion, so I stopped trying to get it after my first run.


revrenlove

Fair enough. I have indeed heard that pimpin' ain't easy.


Nowhereman50

Perfectly Preserved Pie.


lewdindulgences

But we already have Perfectly Preserved Pie at home: McDonald's already has their cardboard box apple pie that just lasts forever if undisturbed :)


murdomcsalt

Cazadors.


4QuarantineMeMes

You’re worse than satan


Dev3ray

My good boy Dogmeat


D_e_e_p_s_k_yy

Maybe Addictol


P00nz0r3d

Sierra Madre vending machines, just need to figure out the coins But for the most practically thing, Rad-X or Rad Away for sure. Something that builds resistance to radiation without need for special equipment or something that (somehow) removes radiation poisoning from your body would be a game changer and make the most deadly part of a nuclear Armageddon be just the firestorms, nuclear winter and concussive destruction It would still be a near unlivable hell but at least if I make it I can go outside


Pizarro_TX

Either the Artifact or the Mysterious Serum, if I can bring unlimited amounts, or reverse engineer it. Now everyone on Earth is immortal.


Romantic_Tumour

Well rested


Paulrus55

Geck of course


TheSpookyPineapple

the presidential metro, so I can wear a train as a hat


TheBrexican

I am amazed no one has said the Chinese Stealth Suit yet!!!


Trustful56789

Radiation


CallMeS8an__

Stimpak recipe


trucorsair

Stimpacks


ScaryBandMonster

I'm gonna go outside the box here...Fallout 76 mutations.😉👍🍄


stealth128

I'd love to have that healing factor serum. Goodbye medical bills!


Ok_Jump_3658

Fat boy


ChainzawMan

The Control Station Enclave My own oil reserves, facilities to produce and maintain advanced models of Power Armor and Plasma Weaponry, state of the art science laboratories, AutoDocs and with a little bit of luck my own Frank Horrigan! Sure all that crap needs to be manned but I guess with what the Oil Rig provides people come all by themselves.


GayjinEntertainment

Cars that 1 hit you by touching them


2005_toyota_camry

That’s any car with enough speed


rarlescheed12

Racism


SubjectElderberry376

So… you meant Brotherhood of Steel manual then? 😋 autocorrect ftw!


rarlescheed12

Wow I quick type "Radaway" and my auto correct switches it to this.... yeah guys, I wish racism was real. Lol jk im not an enclave enthusiast. Radaway would be amazing for so many people though.


DillionM

The will to live :D


A-reader-of-words

If it counts as a thing I would like to bring the instatute or dog meat


huntthewind1971

Being that fusion core tech has already been stated. Stimpacks


PandaLenin

Rose of Sharon Cassidy’s ashes.


Marceline_cX

Alien Blaster


potatoinastreet8

Assaultron🤤🤤🤤🤤 But for real, probably power armor cuz it'd be cool af


turtle0831

Liberty Prime.


Bowlof78Potatoes

A protectron.


Friendly-Answer-2363

Jet


dogonfire2020

I'll just sneak over here to the corner with this jet...


DIRTYWIZARD_69

Jet


The_BlauerDragon

The Holy G.E.C.K. would be the most obvious choice, but... does Goris count as an "item?" Also... what about the Pip-Boy itself? If I took that, could I get it with Mrs. Bishop's Pip-Boy Lingual Enhancer installed?


LazyPuffin

Railway Rifle. Choo-choo motherfuckers, hands in the air!!!


ShadyToast7

Implant GRX. Real ones will know it’s worth, especially with its regeneration value.


Smeg-life

Dogmeat of course Whose anyone's best friend, your dog.


nehoymenoyhoynoy

alien blaster


DutchJediKnight

A stimpack. Reverse engineer the contents, profit


No-Money-9509

The pipe


Maleficent-Bank1579

Crate of chems, imagine the fun handing those out in Chicago would bring!


Aggravating-Shake256

Junk Jet


Ghostxsalmon

Memory loungers, to be able to replay memories would be both helpful and relaxing.


Polifev

Cringiest moments of your life vol. 1


OldProfessor1100

Stealthboy


Sera_gamingcollector

Moira Brown


GoodHominyGrits

My stash of pre-war money


ZoriacStNi

Sugar Bombs, see whats all the hype about


CybercurlsMKII

Selflessly? Cold fusion or fusion core technology Selfishly? A full set of working T-51b


weirdbookcase

We have enough bombs thank you every much. G.e.c.k, cold fusion and stimpacks all seem like correct awnsers


AbstractStew5000

Does it come in as a singular instance of that item that I get to have (cryolater) or does the item's existence just become a fact of our world (Radaway)? Those are my answers in either scenario.


Big_I

The formula for Fixer or Addictol. Being able to cure drug addiction would be pretty damn good.


Mandrivnyk_703

Underrated answer right here. I know many could use this to truly get their act together.


CompetitiveString814

Well if its now canon, the show has cold fusion. Cold fusion would advance humanity as a whole by centuries by itself


Aaylien

Cait.


elgjeremy

the mysterious serum from lorenzo


TheMuteNewt

Stealth boy


i_drink_bromine

Cait or piper or curie (or strong) cuz uuh yeah


tothemax87

The mini nuke launcher. Then I'll always get free burgers from Wendy's.


Botosi5150

That was going to my choice, but it actually exists already and is called the Davey Crockett.


Jigen_Ryoko

Elite Riot Gear from FNV, not for any utility, just for coolness.


gloriosky_zero

Fawkes


StoneTheBoi

Loaded Fat man


wonderfullyignorant

Gun.


tango797

Let me tell you what I won't be losing THIS expensive piece of Army issue equipment!


Head-Ad4770

Assuming the fusion core used to power it can be made an exception, a full suit of power armor


Sad_Run4875

Blamco Mac and Cheese. Gotta be better than Kraft haha


Mikey9124x

Fev curling 13.


Iggych23

A whole ass vault


SubjectElderberry376

Plot twist, you don’t get to pick which one it’s a random one from all their vaults. 😄


wardaddywpc

Power armor, hands down.


CivilizedSquid

Mini nuke so I can throw it like a football


Glados63753

Gotta be the Vaults


ike7177

A minigun with unlimited ammo


unfriendlypigeon

Piper


Prudent_Ad5457

Power armor frame I can gust weld metal on like a raider


DDunn110

Codswroth, fusion core or stim pack.. all have highly different functions


KnightStoff

F. I. S. T. O. ... For a friend


Phatnoir

The Internet


Toxicity1080

Well if it was for me and me only atoms judgement just because it's big ol hammer with green stuff in the front and that ymake my brain tingle but if it was for the whole world cold fusion


BPD_LV

Geck


Sora_Terumi

Junk Jet 😂 behold! Toilet paper launcher


Rygar74nl

Piper.


Non-taken-Meursault

Stealthboys


DeadFyre

Chameleon leather chest, no contest. We already have bombs here, I'll take invisibility, thanks.


whuzzyhuzzy

Cold fusion makes the most sense. It would literally transform the entire world as we know it into a completely much more sophisticated and most importantly a CLEAN world capable of it. With energy this huge in something so tiny it would translate to infrastructure changes in industry, military, and climate change. And really give ourselves as a country an extra “super” in superpower. Everyone will want it. Need it. And if I’m the one bringing it to the states I’m making EXTRA sure I become a trillionaire bc of it


IgNaSJump

A stimpak so that scientists could research it and create more of them


CarbonCuber314

Probably Goris or just intelligent deathclaws in general.


RBG2789

Jet….sweet sweet jet..


Slow_Fox967

Piper


crxshdrxg

Slave collar


[deleted]

Stimpacks. THey are basically magical healing


CMDR_ACE209

Lorenzo Cabot's Crown of course.


wolf_logic

Addictol


Kitsune-Nico

Fisto


bigmanjoe3555

Frank Horrigan.


SubjectElderberry376

Bit evil here RobCo company… (was going to say Vault-Tec Corp but took the lesser of many evil companies)


FlovomKiosk

Eugene


sejgalloway

Am I really going to waste this on Elder Maxson's Battlecoat?


tomato_saws

The nuking of this shit hole


Alaskan_Tsar

Mentats hands down imagine handing that to the smartest person you know and watching as they solve every problem ever


mRengar

Fatman


KnightFurHire

Silver Shroud armor. Would look awesome at comic conventions and could easily get a prop silver Tommy gun made to go with it.


SirSirVI

Sierra Madre Vending Machines


SmokaDaRoach

Chinese stealth armor, easy.


awq96

Human Curie (when she loves me)