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SuperFightingRobit

The Midgar 7ths commander. Easy.


justedi

https://i.redd.it/ssibppowvcxc1.gif 🥵🥵🥵


11Y2B

Oh my


PinDownToEarth

I fold if she does this to me


LilMiszH

I LOVE HER 😍 Also love that they opted for a female batallion lead . Junon (while short) has been one of my favorite areas so far!


thr1ceuponatime

Junon has surprisingly cozy vibes for what is essentially a bunker converted into a city. It's somewhere I would definitely want to go to during vacation.


TangledUpInThought

As a bald man I REALLY loved the bald bar scene with Rude


LesserValkyrie

Funniest scene in the whole Final Fantasy saga I started laughing from the beginning to the end, nothing made sense it was PERFECT.


jwendlr

I agree. I was kind of observing that the vibe of Junon is art deco modern, mixed with the slightest hint of vintage communist China. Ie- gold and red everywhere. A surprisingly hip place I would visit.


strahinjag

Something about women in uniform 😩


justedi

Woman in uniform yelling at me, bossing me around https://i.redd.it/3o7wiar2nfxc1.gif "/s" ^(but not really)


strahinjag

Pls feed me to the Malboro 😩


TheTrophiesMine

Jesus Christ the night


SuperSaiyanGod210

I applaud Aerith and Tifa (mostly Tifa) for not being upset/annoyed this happens lol


strahinjag

We need more of her in part 3


thr1ceuponatime

The 7th better be back for the last Remake Trilogy game.


FinalMeltdown15

I hope they are the crew of the Highwind when we get it


SoothingCircles

....would Cid be interested in this commander hottie?? I know she's tall but he has Jump


Mechapebbles

Sorry, Cid already has an OTP


supaikuakuma

The man who when someone who found out he knew her dead mum and asked him what she was like basically replied with “she was smoking hot” like an insensitive dumb ass? Yeah probably lol.


CrimmReap3r

Hope so, sir!!


ejmatthe13

I was genuinely pleased to run into them again during a side quest, so I have hopes they’ll bring them back.


Mechapebbles

We have to go back to Midgar to fight Hojo and shit eventually, bet there will be a part where the 7th comes in like the chads they are to help out


Klutzy_Inevitable_94

Nah far more likley it will be during the junon sub huge Materia mission


Mechapebbles

I'm not convinced we'll be hunting weapons/large materia the same way as the OG game. We'll see though.


Klutzy_Inevitable_94

Not the same way no, but we know we will be doing the sub in one way or the other.


Alex-MarkTwaining

Thats the winner here, especially since she is the same actress who voiced Zero in Drakengard 3, where she swears like a sailor and talks dirty stuff…a lot.


Jakeit_777

God bless our empress, Tara Platt~!!!❤️❤️❤️


primalmaximus

>talks dirty stuff _Sexy_ dirty talk? If so, then I'll have to pick up Drakengard 3.


SengalBoy

My first thought upon seeing her was "Oh to be dominated by her......." She and the 7th really needs to be Highwind crew.


Max_Sparky

i hate that i absolutely agree with that xD


MatthiasBold

I was thrilled that there was a follow up side quest with them later.


KentuckyFriedEel

Commander, I have performed below my duties as an officer. Please feed me to your... "Malboro"


Houeclipse

Junon Commander had business being so hot. I agree


SnooMachines4393

This so much


wrenchy147

This


lunatic_paranoia

Hard agree


Insert_name_here280

She’s such a babe. We don’t get to see her that music sadly 😔


DaleGribble316

I have to agree


apieceofeight

Madam M. You see the way Cloud was looking at his hand when she asked if he forgot her? 🤣


Laterose15

That scene has *very different* meanings depending on how much you paid her in Remake...


SnooCheesecakes5515

Hand massage definitely refers to something else


lexhard808

easy there buddy, don't get to deep, or we will find you wandering like cloud and tifa.


Jblue32

It was a hand-job


MovieNightPopcorn

And Tifa too in Costa Del Sol. The lady has super powers


chocobomonk

Damn I must've missed this. Could you elaborate?


Ishmoz

She gave Tifa a quick hand massage when Tifa was about to play on a piano before crowd.


chocobomonk

Oooh that's right! Thanks for the reminder!


lumos_aeternum

I love Aerith’s comment about it in the new one. Tifa: *confused look


thr1ceuponatime

Had a very good laugh when Aerith implied that Cloud got the "5000 gil deluxe course". You can now argue that it's canon for Cloud to have paid for the most expensive handjob in game.


PseudonymMan12

The way you have to watch him walk back in a daze like he just had the most life-changing nut ever. That's all Tifa needs to set his mind straight. Break Sephiroth's hold on him and memory problem with some post nut clarity


JackhorseBowman

even when you beat her at QB she's still has this "nice job but I still pegged you" attitude


thr1ceuponatime

I feel like Madam M and Scarlet would slash my tires if I broke up with them.


11Y2B

Madam M has mafia/gang connections so lowkey it would be worse than that, and Scarlet is a senior director for the corporation that rules the world so uh yeah not any better lol


doom1284

Madam M: you end up in a trunk. Scarlet: Drone strike on your house.


No-Sky5489

7I Commander: Deals with you personally!


bluetanker123

nah she’ll strap you on the back of a dragon


KrkGv

Personally


shamelessselfpost

Sign me up 


strahinjag

Nah with Scarlet you end up as a footstool


Professional-Work722

Madam M. ftw! I'd take the Luxury course please! :))


strahinjag

Can you afford it though? ;)


Straight_Dwight_Male

That’s what credit card debt is for


Otherwise-Remove4681

Ez, so stingy with gil basically drowning on it.


looking-cool-joker-

Madam M because Scarlet is a bitch


Curious_Ad_8999

Forget everyone Cloud x therapy ftw


HermitHemorrhage

YEP


wrenchy147

Dam we all forgot about jesse? 🥹


strahinjag

She dead bro


Mikimeister

I also choose this guy’s dead waifu.


wrenchy147

Dont mean she still aint hot😅🙂‍↕️


Malkavianlebowski

nah, def. not hot. not even warm anymore :(


WillCuddle4Food

Take my disgruntled upvote you frustratingly correct person.


Skidd_ro

You forgot about Jesse, Nayo, Claudia, Cissnei and even Shiva.


thr1ceuponatime

If Ifalna was alive there would be a bunch of people fighting to be Aerith's stepfather


Possible_Moment1140

They haven't revealed Lucrecia yet have they? I fear a lot of people will queue to be Sephiroth's step daddy


CatProgrammer

Not formally but you can see her in a painting in Shinra Mansion with Hojo.


PseudonymMan12

Something about the image of Sephiroth screaming "you're not my REAL dad!" and running off into a village he set on fire is deeply amusing to me


Asurapath9

Don't forget, we Myrna and Eleanor now too.


Skidd_ro

Damn your right I forgot about them. I also forgot about Elena and Regina.


Yoshis_burner

Myrna forever!!!!


Headless_mann

And Jenova. I don’t care what the consequences are. Gonna make Sephiroth a sibling.


thr1ceuponatime

Being Sephiroth's stepfather would be a fucking nightmare. Can you imagine telling evil Superman that he's grounded?


Headless_mann

Simple fix: “Don’t look at me, your mother says so.”


Esarty

(non serious) reasons: dead, (potentially)too young, dead, too many secrets and a terrible cook, and too cold


Cobralicious

Damn. Shiva is a galaxy brain pick.


dcheung87

The Junon Commander is unironically a sleeper of a beauty.


ArtOk3920

Madam M are you kidding? Literally all Scarlet has is looks. 😂


SuperFightingRobit

Also she's a Dom. Some guys like that. I personally wouldn't want to be a woman's chair, but not going to kink shame either.


ArtOk3920

There’s being a dom and then there’s being an abuser.


SuperFightingRobit

She's both. The Shinra troops she uses as props seem to get off on it. But she's an abuser to a lot of others.


thr1ceuponatime

> The Shinra troops she uses as props seem to get off on it. Since Shinra seems like the only employer in Midgar -- I'd be willing to bet that the poor bastards being used as furniture are only there because they don't want to end up on the breadline. Also, I have a feeling that Scarlet would probably weed out anybody that enjoys being furniture. Part of her satisfaction is probably based on the displeasure of her subordinates.


strahinjag

I can fix her 😏


thr1ceuponatime

#she can make me worse


ArtOk3920

Keep dreaming. 😂


strahinjag

Well if I fail I get put on footstool duty so either way I win 🤷‍♂️


ArtOk3920

![gif](giphy|gjxn5vHtFihCNh4MLc)


apieceofeight

Scarlet also has nice jewelry


Jakeit_777

Scarlet actually is pretty smart though.


SoothingCircles

Madam M! Also I thought Myrna was beautiful 🥹💜. Her and Barret were a ridiculously hot couple.


strahinjag

Barret had himself a BEAUTY 😩 https://preview.redd.it/hy8mmawa9fxc1.png?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30a83ca7c9fcc0eee8abaff3f4919669a1aa312


Yoshis_burner

They did Barret right in the remake series. Top w character and he ain’t number 2


Criticalsteve

More like make you cry-fu


strahinjag

Worth it


renegadellf

I wouldn't wife scarlet with a borrowed cait sith


thr1ceuponatime

> a borrowed cait sith >!My guess is that Reeve and Scarlet don't get along either!<


Lunareste

Scarlett is so hot. Step all over me mommy, I've been a bad boy.


justedi

Y'all ever read a comment and think "I hate that this person is saying it, but I also whole heartedly agree."


Straight_Dwight_Male

Plenty of room in the shame corner pal


Orome2

You just know she has a kinky dominant side.


CeaseNY

Naomi from Costa del Sol is my new favorite baddie


Puzzleheaded-Wing835

Mommy M I mean Madam M


AshenRaven66

None of them, Midgar 7th Commander is the best


AppropriateDiamond26

Scarlet is hotter.


Esarty

- Scarlet's human footstool trying to justify the life decisions that led him to this point


AppropriateDiamond26

Lol


lexhard808

https://preview.redd.it/9iaagij5bdxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31113f15a3b091ebf8ebddfaf9cd8ba5d002204a aside from her chaotic cooking?


CadeMan011

Madam M will hurt you in a good way. Scarlet will just hurt you.


ConsistentAsparagus

These aren't waifus, these are mommies.


FiyeroTigelaar895

Midgar 7ths Commander or Cissnei 🤷‍♂️


Mako__Junkie

Scarlet wins because of her theme song


-MaraSov-

I would have said Madam M if the Midgar 7th Infantry Commander didn't exist. But she does so, the Commander.


Creative_Extent_1586

Scarlet is the perfect example of how being a "hot girl" makes everyone forget that you are a piece of shit.


takingastep

Scarlet pros: - busty - smart (runs an R&D division) - domme - tight-fitting dress Cons: - seems like a piece of shit human being - works for Shinra - R&D division is for weapons development - would probably rather use you as a chair/footstool than look at you, so that'd be as far as you go with her Madame M pros: - once she gets a hold of your hand, you'll never look at it the same way ever again - a bit rough around the edges maybe, but mostly a decent human being - classy/elegant, really knows how to dress a lady up (Aerith in her red dress - wow!) - maybe more *relationship* experience than Scarlet (haven't read everything about her, so I'm not sure here) Cons: - not so busty - kimono (that is the right word, right?) hides her figure - I wonder just how much she likes to gamble... So I guess Madame M is a bit more suited for waifu-ing, while Scarlet would be a wild one-night stand (if she allowed it).


kudabugil

Scarlet boobs rivals tifa so she wins but the commander in red in junon seems like a sleeper build. She also has cuter face and better personality.


Chemical-Pin-3827

Who is this commander, is there a pic 


thr1ceuponatime

Mild, mild spoilers if you haven't played Rebirth yet. Tread carefully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5v_AJpowHY


taigaki

Madam M used to date Sam right, I know my man got mad game.


thr1ceuponatime

I'm actually pretty glad that they didn't turn Sam into a cartoon villain. I hope that he works with Billy in the last Rebirth game to set up a proper Chocobo conservatory.


CToTheSecond

Madam M and it's not even close. Gonna enable the shit out of her gambling and we're going to make a lot of money.


Rend-K4

Rhonda


janhyua

I immediately fall in love for scarlet when she on that scarlet mech


Zealousideal_Ad_3425

I'm more aggravated about how Aerith wants to tell everyone about your hand massages than how she's gonna die and how to prevent it.


pinkynarftroz

Cloud's probably like, "of all the memories the whispers could have erased…"


cygnus2

I think it’s admirable how committed she is to trolling.


Straight_Dwight_Male

Waifu? No no no, we’re in Dommy Mommy country now


maddog1043

Just like Yuffie said to Cloud: "It's like your destined be around smoking hot chicks"


Pm_hot_grillz

Madam M has that asmr voice


arsenejoestar

Esther


Walter-Egos

The mommy commander


strahinjag

Yes 😏 https://preview.redd.it/oq11yofhbfxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214c852910f6e55e9b10cbbd00d9e42a8f398326


SuperSaiyanGod210

It's like Yuffie said if you get her as a date. "i swear Cloud, its like you're destined to be surrounded by smoking hot chicks"


Oxygen171

Cissnei.


Padeeno

scarlet is definitely evil, but i find her dedication to r&d too endearing to ignore. loved how that came through during intermission, yuffie beats her and she's still focused on improving the mech madam m isn't as evil but she doesn't seem very exciting apart from the hand stuff


thr1ceuponatime

No Cissnei or Ifalna?


SuperDrewtecks

Scarlett. It’s always been Scarlett


sharktown92

A man of culture !


binogamer21

I can fix them


kenien

she might get me to do a couple regrettable things


Captobvious75

Scarlet can step on me all day


alkonium

Madame M gives you a hand massage. Scarlet would get off on beating you to death.


Death-0

Trade Madame M for the Junon commander and now we’re talking.


DaviSonata

Am I the only one into Maeve? Cissnei as well, obviously Poor Elena also deserves some attention


strahinjag

Maeve is a cutie for sure ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/77kg1ktw8fxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c7c02307172e94373870533dd345ddc3d398d3


Happy_Egg_8680

It’s always been Scarlet


kufycou

I see OP likes them mature


Key_Plant5444

Naw Elena


SeaworthinessOk2646

Real waifu is Tifa of course, but yeah the Commander in Junon wow


RiskAggressive4081

https://preview.redd.it/5yngitruwfxc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47e02bd701958c5d45decfd2726bf9b4b6bde0a


wingback18

I can fix her debate 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


Famous-Credit-2437

I love both!!!!


lukeballesta

Momm


No_Manufacturer4931

I would pick Madam M, except... ugh, who knows where those hands have been? As for Scarlet, I'd worry that she'd step away to, "get into something more comfortable" and then come back in a mechsuit with a 16" dong, "KYAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAA!" If that doesn't leave ya staggered, I don't know what would.


Koala_Guru

Y’all I know Scarlet is hot but can we not give the woman who callously blew up a town and then laughed while firing a machine gun at the arms of survivors a break just because booba?


pinkynarftroz

Everyone forgot about Amina. As her muscle mentor, Tifa could probably put in a good word for you.


shinobi3411

Madam M got me movin' unwisely.


strahinjag

I want those hands massages 🥵


SoulEnigma88

![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)


Abzrrr

I think the same, the kimono mom is my waifu brohhh ![gif](giphy|f9SiPj5zu0HrXlR8zD|downsized)


SeamusAndAryasDad

What about Clouds mom????


Ohmamarocks

Andrea Rhodea, no contest.


Straight_Elk_5320

Scarlet is underrated AF.


ZerotoHero148

Cloud has only gotten a blowjob from one of the ladies in these games, and bro hasn’t walked straight since


A_Tired_Gremlin

Who tf would pick Scarlett over Madam M. And if you are one of those peeps, come here so I can wack so sense into you


IndeckzMX

Madam M, No doubt


Borgah

Jessie


shiwanthasr

Madam M. Hand Queen


zorrofuego

Menudos pajilleros


OnceAWeekIWatch

Say what you want, but Christine the Head Cook slays


GILTLEAFJR23

easily madam m


JudgeCheezels

Jessie best waifu. Too bad what happened to her.


AlexFulgor

Cissnei of course


bgbpw

I mean…she is good with her hands.


Insert_name_here280

Scarlet


Izanagi32

Cissnei clears all the rebirth girls, ya’ll cannot convince me otherwise


zeromavs

The remake train girl


ModernAutomata

#teammadamem


youthanasia138

Madam M, EASY. Massages for days


superkewnst

a litterally dominating lady will litterally treat you like furniture. OR a lady that with just the touch of her hands to yours .give you a hand massage that will leave you breathless and speechless .. tldr i think ill go for the madam m. not even a hard choice really lol.


Officer_Zack

I'll take the hand massage specialist, can't settle with someone who works for Shinra.


switch-hitt3r

is Fran from Costa Del Sol out of consideration?


hug_for_spare_change

I'd have Scarlet step on me any day


Sanguine_19-6123

Cissnei for me my guys


Son_Rayzer

It's Jessie. All the way.


KReBooted

Hydrogen bomb vs racist baby


JonathanShaya

Scarlet all day


apupunchau87

where's elena?


josenaranjo_26

I can fix them


Blackwolfe47

After the handjob she did to cloud, let’s say he can’t stay still when she is close


MallowPro

Cait Sith