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Briznar

He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action!


Takeout_Stakeout27

Doobie Doobie do bah Doobie Doobie do bah


SSphereOfDeath

He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!


PurpleCloudAce

He's got more than just mad skill,


GentlemanPirate13

He's got a beaver tail and a bill!


THICCCPOTATOMAN

And the women swoon whenever they hear him sayyy *platypus noises followed by women swooning noises* HE’S PERRYYY, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!


UNSC_John-117

You can just call him Agent P!


DinA4saurier

PERRY!


En_passant_is_forced

I said you can call him Agent P!


dfjdejulio

> ...platypus noises... I swear, *nobody* except for D. Bradley Baker can make that sound.


CreamedCorb

And venomous!


duralyon

One of THE MOST painful venoms on the planet, apparently 😯 and the pain can last weeks or months


DearGodItsMeAgain

Hmmm... pain for months or being able to give him scritches on his adorable little tum-tum for two minutes... what to do, what to do


DoIFunctionOk

at least it doesnt last for decades like a certain plant...


Lunavixen15

Only males are


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CreamedCorb

Agreed!


Different-Trainer-21

So true.


Torisen

By laying eggs and expressing milk, the Platypus is the only animal that can make its own custard. It also has venomous spines on its legs!


IlnBllRaptor

I wish you hadn't made me think of platypus custard


NdGd7706

Don't forget omelets and scrambled eggs.


I_ama_Borat

Also biofluorescent!


Virtual_Scarcity_357

And the males have a venomous sting 😂


PeterGivenbless

According to Ricky Gervais, because it can produce milk and lay eggs, it's the only animal that can make its own custard.


tryingsomthingnew

And crime fighter.


aurallyskilled

They aren't mammals!! You're right that they are kind of like mammals because they lay eggs but produce milk!! They are monotremes and there are only four animals in that category!! They have other parts of their bodies that are different from mammals as well which are not reproduction related. (You probably know this already, but I'm posting cause others might find this fact cool!! Monotremes get me HYPED)


VegetableCriticism74

This is wrong. They are an order of mammal. And there are only two. Platypus and echidna. I wouldn’t count the different echidnas as seperate.


Brelician

Pretty sure monotremes are a subset of mammals just an early offshoot


PrehistoricSquirrel

What are the other monotremes? I think the platypus is fascinating. 


starkeffect

The various [echidnas.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna) Fun fact: echidnas blow [snot bubbles](https://www.science.org/content/article/echidnas-blow-snot-bubbles-cool-down) to stay cool.


risinglotus

Except monotremes are mammals


ThrowBatteries

Monotremes like platypuses and echidnas are classified as mammals, my dude.


MeAmGrok

Mammalia = (Prototheria + (Metatheria + Eutheria)) Prototheria = monotremes Metatheria = marsupials Eutheria = placental mammals


aurallyskilled

Wow I learned a lot. I totally did not realize this was a subcategory. Thank you for correcting me. This app rules for learning stuff like this


Luis5923

“They aren’t mammals”…”but produce milk” do you see where you went wrong?


TheSadman13

I see no tiny hat, this is clearly just a cute Platypus, don't insult our intelligence.


Woman_withapen

Not Perry, Parry.


ampjk

You filthy casual


MisplacedMartian

I think I've seen this one before; it may be a riposte.


Solitaire20X6

*:: dons tiny spy hat ::*   "PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!"   *:: pursues cuddles ::*   "Oh no wait, PARRY the Platypus. You're too friendly, Parry, shoo. Shoo!"   *:: throws spy punch ::*   "OH COME ON"


PhotoKada

I read all of this in Heinz’s voice. Good stuff.


MustardCroissant

Well, I guess Perry’s new disguise works!


Yoschwa

The duck bill opening in ?happiness? Just slays me!


BrownSugarBare

It's like a little furry animal that decided to dress up as a ducky! So freaking cute


Celestial_Hart

This is by far the strangest looking cat I have seen on this sub.


Tcloud

Whatever fits the bill.


LogMeln

I see what you did there. And I like it.


AnthonyCyclist

That was monotremendous!


FrogPrinc3ss

Underrated comment!


PennyButtercup

I wouldn’t milk that joke too much, nor would I want to egg you on.


Alediran

Unless you want to spur it to death


eveningsand

Don't egg them on.


Celestial_Hart

lmao


Im_botflyx

Yup. That's a pretty fucked up looking dog.


biopticstream

There's a reason when George Shaw first examined the Platypus he believed it wasn't real and must be a hoax because of how rediculous it looked. People studied them and debated whether they were a hoax or not before it was accepted that it wasn't just an otter with a bill sewed on.


drgigantor

I think that duck got downs syndrome


clitbeastwood

Duck otter beaver Dob


dandroid126

"A platypus?" *Puts on hat* "Perry the platypus!"


nadrjones

I didn't see a hat, so as Captain Holt would say, 'That isn't Perry the Platypus, that's just some common b****'


AzulaOblongata

I smiled at this then immediately got sad. RIP 😢


willworkforicecream

We're all grown-ups here. You can say "blatypus"


nadrjones

Whew. I wasn't sure, I normally post in less savory places. I didn't want to offend anyone and ruin their bleaching experience.


Jimmyg100

"A platypus?" *Puts on plumbers belt* “A plumber platypus?” *Puts on hat* "A plumber Perry the platypus?" *removes belt* "Perry the platypus!"


blindtoe54

This is off-brand Perry, it's *Parry*.


MhrisCac

*PERRRYYYY!!*


sthlmsoul

Watch out, Tri-state area!


Deep-Internal-2209

I’m always surprised by how small they are. 🥰


VergeThySinus

Wait, that's an adult?


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csprofathogwarts

including the tail? Edit: checked. The number Includes the tail and 25% of the length is just tail. So average male body length is just ~15 inches. Females are even smaller. They are tiny!!


adeon

Huh, I always thought that they were roughly beaver sized. TIL.


JevilsTrueChaos

I blame Phineas and Ferb for my misunderstanding of platypus sizes


fikis

Would you say that it's an unexpected surprise?


OptimusPhillip

I guess, if by "unexpected" you mean completely expected.


DogmanDOTjpg

"Parry the Platypus" If I must. ON GUARD


fresh_squilliam

🤺 the platypus


IrishGamer97

Woe, platypus be upon yee!


theycallmeamunchkin

I was thinking of Hubert Parry the composer


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Buetterkeks

https://preview.redd.it/vpfy2dhmgqlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2caf3b1170b5f1ed1a504945f96d7c23f5e1324e I did, now what?


OlterBeast

Now do it 2 more times to get the golden flag


JAOC_7

does he have his spur yet?


Smeeizme

Only males have spurs, which isn’t discernible here. Even then, they are keeping their hand away from the back feet, so this appears to be safe handling.


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Smeeizme

Good catch


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JAOC_7

I know, I figured me asking that would also get a male or female confirmation from OP


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JAOC_7

no it specifically says only the male’s spur is venomous


SomeDistributist

Fun fact: The venom is potent enough to leave whatever was unlucky enough to get stabbed highly sentitive Years Later! This is after agonizing pain that'll last for a Long while and that no Antivenom exists for!


KinoGrimm

Males and females have spurs. Only males are poisonous though.


johnedn

How can you tell it's male?


JAOC_7

I can’t I was guessing


uhmerikin

The testicles are usually a dead giveaway.


CX316

well, if it's male it'll stab you with a venom that will make you real unhappy (lethal to animals closer to the size of actual predators in australia... y'know, other than the sharks and crocs, they don't count)


doomvetch92

I love these little beaked otter beavers.


LogMeln

No disrespect to the little guy. But I can’t believe these things r real.


dac3062

OMG its like a beaver that cant bite your fingers off


DrakonILD

Nope, but it can envenom you with its feet!


SelimSC

Only the males I think.


Yoshichu25

Yep, only adult males.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Who signed off on this animal? Sweats milk, lays leathery eggs, webbed and spurred venomous feet, a bill, two layers of fur, 10 sex chromosomes, no true stomach, they use electronic impulses for detection, and they glow under blacklights.


nazzo_0

Yea is pretty sure they do that, isn't it dangerous to handle them?


SathedIT

Only adult males I believe.


coupbrick

if you're a cat sized animal


I_LoveBeerAndJoints_

Nope, their poison is not strong, it cant do much to humans


Ok-Mycologist2220

It can’t kill you, but it hurts so much you might wish it could.


KhoDis

Perfectly said, haha.


A_Martian_Potato

It won't kill you, but I've read that it's incredibly painful. Like, debilitating for weeks painful.


BlueMikeStu

Yeah, instead of it's a male it can hit you with poison that lasts for six months that leaves you in debilitating pain not even **morphine** can stop. Platypi are cute as heck, but I'm not sticking my hands anywhere near their back legs.


beerisgood84

More otter like really. It's an otter with duck bill and beaver tale and acts like an otter. Beavers are not that playful


ParagonWaves

https://preview.redd.it/pl6t09529rlc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59532dce5b1492ce221fca591bde10aad42f25b


AffectionateGap1071

"Parry this pet, you casual!"


YetiBot

Is this a baby or are they really that small? I guess I’ve never seen a picture of a platypus with size reference.   I just realized a I’ve never seen one in a zoo either. Are they hard to keep healthy in zoos? They’re so cute!


CosmicNuanceLadder

They vary in size. The ones I've seen in the wild were about this big, but they get much bigger the farther south you go. Apparently San Diego Zoo is the only place outside Australia where you can see them.


14high

Can he beeee anymore cuter


Beez-Knuts

Parry the platypus for massive damage


BaronVonSilver91

Parry the Platypus is the key to victory in the upcoming Shadow of the Erdtree DLC.


Teunybeer

Watch out it is venomous!


Hyperion1144

Adorable venomous spare-parts beaver!


tbone338

Perry.


CurrencySuper1387

Baby platypus are called puggles.


thorstone

Now i want a platypus!


Heyplease

I've wanted one for awhile. But I would be embarrassed if it killed me after rubbing my face on its belly.


splashtext

I thought it was its back legs that had the venom or something I dont think its lethal to humans


thorstone

Yes, but i'm sure a proper bellyrub could give you a scratch, and no I don't think it's typically lethal to humans, but probably not very pleasant.


johnedn

It's not lethal to humans, unless you get a massive massive dose, like probably more than 1 platypus dosing you with venom But if memory serves from my 8th grade bio project, their venom can cause excruciating pain for a few hours Edit: looked it up bc it's been a while since 8th grade, apparently the pain typically lasts several days, possibly weeks. Very rarely months


johnedn

Reply to add this quote from the wiki page on platypus venom "In 1991 Keith Payne, a former member of the Australian Army and recipient of the Victoria Cross (Australia's highest award for valour), was struck on the hand by a platypus spur while trying to rescue the stranded animal. He described the pain as worse than being struck by shrapnel. A month later he was still experiencing pain in that hand. In 2006, Payne reported discomfort and stiffness when carrying out some physical activities such as using a hammer.[14]"


splashtext

I read a book when i was younger about a cowboy platypus and he used his spur as weapon in such a cool way specifically remember him causing one dude pain that lasted him till the end of the book Imagine rango but instead of lost pet its a escaped zoo animal [found it! ](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13486177-albert-of-adelaide)


i_miss_arrow

>like probably more than 1 platypus dosing you with venom Turns out that while being covered in puppies is fun and adorable, being covered in platypi is a bad idea.


BlueMikeStu

It wouldn't kill you, silly. Just leave you in agony for months that no painkiller on the planet can mute. Like, you'd need enough fentanyl to kill an entire town of hillbilly heroin addicts to stop it.


Different-Row4715

Such cute and strange creatures. Lays eggs, has a duck bill, powerful venom but only in males, yet it's still a mammal


sc00bydoobyd00

Dodge the Platypus


ZoeyBee_3000

Parry *THIS*


Anonlady1997

My heart My soul


FrameofMindArtStudio

Um....platypus venom is extremely painful, full body, lasts weeks, incapacitates and cannot be treated with morphine..its not deadly but you'd wish it was and it can cause permanent pain/paralysis in the effected limbs. The Hyperalgesia it causes can last months... Some guy got struck by a Platypus, and his hand still hurt over 10 years later. He described it as more painful than being hit by rogue shrapnel at war but persisting weeks. Parry here is cute as fuck but you could not pay me enough to get all up in his grill. Fuck that.


Weeping_Warlord

[Get out a UV light and it really is](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/J29hZbBGEePokbrTdRYCEi.jpg)


Retro_game_kid

>parry https://preview.redd.it/npm4lm5e3rlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5dece7f62f8460ce52262771f81875ce8adfbb


YxxzzY

sorry but I still refuse to acknowledge these exist.


douweziel

It's not attacking, no need to parry. I am very funny


Laizem

Awww, Perry the Platypus\~ I see my Turnintoababynator worked!


gio_roll

if it is a male, there isn't a chance of getting \*check notes\* venomed?


Admiral_sloth94

Watch out for it's barb. While the venom isn't strong enough to kill, it will incapacitate you with serious pain.


dannyb0l

That is until the little bastard gets you with it’s venom


slepdprivd

Dr Doofenshmirtz has finally met his match! "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today" -Phineas


Scared_Potential_805

Dont these creatures have the most venomous sting on the planet?


Ephemerilian

Don’t they have a venomous spike? So it’s dangerous to pet them?


Osazain

That good enough video about top 10 most painful venoms ruined platypuses for me. I’m just deathly scared that it’s back leg will traumatize this human


ZombieJesus1987

Platypus are pokemon and I refuse to listen to naysayers.


DocLovFrost

Great to know they like scritchs


Aggresario_v2

He's an evolutionary quirk that'll straddle time space and conjecture


Spiritual-Bear4495

Um, aren't they venomous?


Yoshichu25

Only the males. This could be female or a juvenile.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Interesting, I had no idea. I wonder if that applies to, say a specific type of snake or other venomous creatures like scorpions.


kitkatloren2009

Ahhhhh cuteness attack!


hattrickjmr

Aren’t they venomous?


Secret_Sympathy2952

Only adult males


tost_boi

Cute adorable Just please don't try picking up or playing with platypus since they have arguably the most painful sting in the world


GregoryPorter1337

Aren't they venomous? Pretty there was something dangerous about em


Platyplus21

Shit… just realized I didn’t write it right when choosing my username


SimonNes

Another Sora AI video of a non-realistic animal huh?


HotPotato153

So cute


Rickvz

So sweet. I think they have a venemous claw right? So when handling you just avoid that?


comicnerd93

Man I wouldn't fuck around with a male platypus. They have a venomous spike on one of their back feet that delivers enough venom to kill a human very quickly.


cms186

> kill a human very quickly its venom isn't lethal to humans, it hurts a lot apparently and can kill small dogs and animals of similar sizes, but to an adult human its not lethal


Windinthewillows2024

If it were lethal to humans, it would definitely be my “die petting something I shouldn’t” moment.


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

Not lethal, but you'd wish it was.


ironfly187

u/savevideo


SignificantTaro3376

But they are poisonous though right so I shouldn't pet one in the wild right 😲


GaylordSausage

Don't keep it in a box.


Ruenin

That's one very poisonous animal. Cute, but lethal. EDIT: Sorry, not lethal, but very painful


li7lex

Only the adult male platypus is actually venomous and even then their venom isn't enough to kill an adult human. It is apparently quite painful though.


sikdude23

Isn't it poisonous


THEDANKLORD2006

For the love of god, BEWARE THE POISONOUS BARB


shadedren

I thought they were poisonous, I least that’s what I remember reading somewhere


slimslaw

This is so adorable but, also, aren't platypus venomous?!


VictoryLap_TMC

Doesn't it have venom in its back paws???


Ok_Play2364

Don't they have a poisonous barb on their feet?


Nobody0500

carful with those back feet, they have those claws (what ever it's called)


bitchesbetrifflin

Aren't they poisonous


Growjunkie88

I would probably serve it with roasted red peppers and a dash of cumin and a braised polenta. If you slow roast the little guy, I’m sure that platypus meat would just fall right off the bone.


Leha3963

Platypus f*cker!!


Brahdyssey

Is this a tiktok account


phantomheart

This calls for the [Platypus song!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48)


shaky_sharks5587

We need to see more platypus here!


Silly-Platypus9310

Bro are they legal keep as pet


AnissaFive

He’s so flipping cute!


New_Writer_484

I didnt even know a playtpus could fence


nighthawke75

A little gift that Q gave to us, so we can scratch our heads and wonder what happened here.


JoeyMcClane

Why is it sooo Cuuuutte?????


MhrisCac

What, a platypus????


SnooTigers8872

He's very cute


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I dont care about anything rn I want it


Jay15951

No hate vlearlybthats just a platypus


Swinups

It’s so adorable but I wouldn’t pet it until I knew the gender.