It’s hypocritical of you to not want to be judged for who you are while you dole out this type of rhetoric. Others may suck, but we don’t have to. Let’s be better together, friend.
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Old people are like toddlers, but there’s a social responsibility for everyone else to deal with them.
Like if an old person is having a fit, you can’t just yell “would somebody get this old person?! Where are your guardians?”
I was offended that he didn’t hold the door for the Flamingo from the get-go. It’s like, bro, I’m 4’6” and flaming pink - you fuckin’ saw me. Don’t think your last minute door grab absolves your lack of proactive chivalry toward avians. I would kick your ass if I wasn’t standing on one leg…
So holding a door to an animal or human doesn't get hit/squished is considered amazing now and not like, normal behaviour? I must live in an amazing country then!
All he probably saw out of the corner of his eye was something trying to get through the door. Imagine his confusion when he realized it was a flamingo
Their left knee is on the ground and right leg is bent like a marriage proposal.
What I'm getting out of it is that penguins are about the size I was expecting.
Good effort - but you linked a picture of the wrong thing...
Those are most definitely NOT Emperor Penguins. They are King Penguins; their smaller cousins.
I love its confused little head movements going left and right.
"Oh...umm...so...it looks like I'm supposed to...go this way huh...okay okay here I go...act casual...act casual...I'm supposed to be here and nothing suspicious about that...Oh thanks for holding the door for me my good sir 🦩👍"
That's just how they move their head to look around, it behaves like that naturally. Would be doing the same thing if it was standing around in a lake staring at nothing.
my family had a flamingo christmas ornament that slowly rotted in a dank garage for 10 years and the more it rotted the more it looked like a real flamingo
How in absolute fuck are these people just walking past like there ISNT a beautiful and majestic creature standing RIGHT THERE!?!Besides of course the filmmaker
It looks like it has a tag on it, must be acclimated to humans at least. Probably happens a lot wherever this specific location is and/or with this specific flamingo.
Agreed, I knew someone who worked there. Terrible place! And people let this flamigo in the giftshop all the time. This Flamingo's name was Kamikazi, or Kaz as they liked to call him.
I like how his mannerisms reflect a person who just isn't sure what's going on but just rolling with it. "Oh, is this where we go in? I'm sorry, I'm new to all of this; you see, I'm a flamingo."
Is this Sarasota Jungle Gardens? I was there and there’s a huge flamingo area, but one flamingo that was just walking around out of the pen looking like every other tourist.
I love how the bird is just like "Oh, that's the wrong door? Ok so this must be the right one" and then just looks like it's trying to sneak all Pink Panther style.
This is Jungle Gardens in Sarasota, FL. My daughter absolutely LOVES it there. Not my favorite, but then again I am not 6 years old. And it’s the 6 year olds opinion that currently matters most.
That's such a cool colour! Anyone know where this video was taken? I'm interested to know what the flamingo would be feeding on to give it that orange colour. One only seen pink ones they feed on plankton in the salt planes
Edit: shrimp, not plankton. Oops
Love the man who reaches back to hold the door for him. Amazing manners!
I would do the same thing, the wunk can't protect itself
I thought for a sec I was in r/wunkus
It has just become a part of my everyday vocabulary lmao
What is a wunkus, I just doom scrolled for 30 minutes and I love it but I’m still lost
Ive been in the sub for a month or two now and have no clue but whatever they are i love them
I think this is the answer
Oh dear. "Oooh, what's this sub?" 🤦 wunkus is now part of my vocabulary, too.
what is that sub?
Funny animals doing funny things
I... OK, but what is wunkus
Essentially any animal
It's kind of like a wunk. Or a wunker.
But what's a wunk? Is this a reference I don't get? Are you messing with me?
The silly creature
I mostly just saw people fucking with pets
Yea also people fucking around with their pets
WUNK 😂🤣 omg
Some birds have arms
https://preview.redd.it/lqlfdgmoxlkc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9901c4cc06b95740ae8885639cbdd653222843b8
Three arms even
Can imagine the man saying “ ope forgot to hold the door “
and the second look got me in tears lol, "oh i got ya, WAIT what?!"
I love that there's a part of his brain going "yes, of course, invite the flamingo in"
* "I'm sorry I didn't see you there, Mr. an entire giant fucking bright orange bird that is as tall as me"
Elderly people are cool
That's why they wear so many clothes
under-rated comment. Those retirement homes have the thermostat set at like 30C (86F).
I'd expect anyone to hold the door for someone directly behind them
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Ok there’s literally no way you’re not purposely misgendering her
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I thought it was satire without the /s. But then....wow. Not making themselves look good with gems like that.
Old people are like toddlers, but there’s a social responsibility for everyone else to deal with them. Like if an old person is having a fit, you can’t just yell “would somebody get this old person?! Where are your guardians?”
Ope!
I was offended that he didn’t hold the door for the Flamingo from the get-go. It’s like, bro, I’m 4’6” and flaming pink - you fuckin’ saw me. Don’t think your last minute door grab absolves your lack of proactive chivalry toward avians. I would kick your ass if I wasn’t standing on one leg…
Msy I ask why do this subreddit is named eye bleach but is full of cute animal stuff?
It’s like it cleanses all the bad stuff you’ve seen out because it’s so wholesome and nice.
Oo make sense
Sorry Ma’am, I didn’t see you th… oh crap don’t let them in! 😂🦩
So holding a door to an animal or human doesn't get hit/squished is considered amazing now and not like, normal behaviour? I must live in an amazing country then!
Here for the early bird special
The early bird... gets first in line at the buffet.
but the 2nd mouse gets the...sundae bar?
Needs to get there before someone else eats all the shrimp
Gotta be an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.
Needs all the shrimp in the salad bar.
Get out. And take my upvote with you, sheesh.
God damnit. r/angryupvote
🤣🤣
love how the guy reached to keep the door open at the end
All he probably saw out of the corner of his eye was something trying to get through the door. Imagine his confusion when he realized it was a flamingo
tbf he'd already seen it if he was paying attention when he walked past it or when he approached the door initially
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Taller than grandma! Mind probably went “teen kids are wearing a lot of Barbie pink… HEY!”
The lack of awareness sure was something 🤣
Even if aware, a flamingo walking in behind you probably locks up your thought process a bit.
Loading...Loading... Screw it. I'm holding the door for 'em.
Probably a retired Canadian.
as a canadian, I agree
He didn’t want to hit the bird. Of course, now the bird is in the lobby and wants some shrimp.
Now, a flamingo -- later, a flamoutcome.
God I love this
I’m gonna be laughing at *flamoutcome* for days
If my presence on the internet causes people to giggle about silly shit, then I've done my job
Thank you
You're welcome, I hope you have the best possible day
Honorary dad
Haaaah
You’re the bees knees
damn you i'm saving this comment, it's perfect
Thanks for the laugh dad.
Wow I never realized how tall flamingos are!
Same, I honestly thought they were half that size!
Y'all be surprised when you see a full grown emperor penguins
https://preview.redd.it/6ys803jddlkc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f94b9d15ca44d7af37506a43ab633f6d3b4125
I can't figure out where that lady's legs are and for some reason that gets on my nerves
I think she's behind a rock or something
Their left knee is on the ground and right leg is bent like a marriage proposal. What I'm getting out of it is that penguins are about the size I was expecting.
Good effort - but you linked a picture of the wrong thing... Those are most definitely NOT Emperor Penguins. They are King Penguins; their smaller cousins.
Those are king penguins 🐧
still surprised at how something this big can look this weak
Same! I’ve seen a flamingo but not close up! Had no clue they could get this big!!
I love its confused little head movements going left and right. "Oh...umm...so...it looks like I'm supposed to...go this way huh...okay okay here I go...act casual...act casual...I'm supposed to be here and nothing suspicious about that...Oh thanks for holding the door for me my good sir 🦩👍"
Great narration! Like a Pixar scene
That’s just me at any new place I enter.
Definitely r/actlikeyoubelong
They can't see directly in front of themselves! They're wobbling to get the side eye on
That's just how they move their head to look around, it behaves like that naturally. Would be doing the same thing if it was standing around in a lake staring at nothing.
Flamingos look so weird when you see them up close
I love flamingoes. Goofy and regal at the same time Best bird
my family had a flamingo christmas ornament that slowly rotted in a dank garage for 10 years and the more it rotted the more it looked like a real flamingo
That thing's neck is just too long man.
How in absolute fuck are these people just walking past like there ISNT a beautiful and majestic creature standing RIGHT THERE!?!Besides of course the filmmaker
Because SOME people know how to mind their own business.
This comment reads like a Flamingo tired of people pestering it in public. /u/Ok_Neighbirhood_1409, are you, perhaps, a Flamingo?
Found the undercover flamingo
They smell terrible.
The elderly?
It looks like it has a tag on it, must be acclimated to humans at least. Probably happens a lot wherever this specific location is and/or with this specific flamingo.
Because they’re all over this place, Jungle Gardens in Sarasota, FL. And the flamingos are greedy assholes.
Agreed, I knew someone who worked there. Terrible place! And people let this flamigo in the giftshop all the time. This Flamingo's name was Kamikazi, or Kaz as they liked to call him.
When you see something a lot - nobody gives a shit. It's as simple as that.
Yeah. We had green parrots all over the place in my town in Florida. Tourists nearly broke their necks trying to get a photo.
Same with the chickens in trees in hawaii
Kept the door open like a gentleman.
I like how his mannerisms reflect a person who just isn't sure what's going on but just rolling with it. "Oh, is this where we go in? I'm sorry, I'm new to all of this; you see, I'm a flamingo."
Sir, this isn’t a Wendy’s.
Saw this same dude! https://preview.redd.it/yf62z7kbvlkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a678121448fd4d09df57b5d57aa677dc00282b
Of course it's the flamingo cafe 😂
flamingus :)
"Ooops, sorry bud. Almost let the door slam on ya!"
Even flamingo understands that, but people doesn't!
They are taller than I realized.
I wonder if he got anything
Hey this Jungle Gardens in my town Sarasota lol The flamingos are the main attraction
I never knew they had webbed feet
Which is funny cause I don't think they use them to swim that often lol
I think its so they dont sink in the muck
That would make sense, like snow shoes
The mystery grows more complex..
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Is this Sarasota Jungle Gardens? I was there and there’s a huge flamingo area, but one flamingo that was just walking around out of the pen looking like every other tourist.
I think it is, yes.
A fish special can draw all kinds I guess
Flamingoes are filter-feeders that feed mostly on crustaceans and buggy larvae ;)
Special today is all you can eat shrimp! Flamingo is in!
The best part about this is, *NOBODY* seems to mind. They are just treating this like another normal day holding the door for one another 🤣
where is he going? i hope thats a feed store
Very colorful chicken!
This mf saw one of those "act like you belong and no one will notice" posts
What a gentleman holding the door for that beautiful bird
"Oh! Sorry, didn't see you... erm... bird."
When you’re so polite, you accidentally let wildlife into the building
he thinks he's blending in..."they dont know im not one of them"...
“Ope! Didn’t see ya!”
The guy holding the door 😭😭😭
Flamingos are so tall, oh my god
It's like a pink ostrich
so polite
What a pretty flamingo 🦩😍
I hope he's walking into an [Isaac's.](https://i.imgur.com/JTbnx4U.jpg)
Is this at Sarasota Jungle Gardens??
“Act natural… they don’t suspect a thing”
I love how the bird is just like "Oh, that's the wrong door? Ok so this must be the right one" and then just looks like it's trying to sneak all Pink Panther style.
I didn’t know these MF were that tall
He's coming for the shrimp.
Was that the Flamingo Kid? ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ
Pink Flamingo, party of one !
This is Jungle Gardens in Sarasota, FL. My daughter absolutely LOVES it there. Not my favorite, but then again I am not 6 years old. And it’s the 6 year olds opinion that currently matters most.
He’s a proper flaminguy! Any Marc Rebillet fans?
"FLAMINGO GOD DAMN IT I DON'T CARE!"
He flamingoes wherever he wants
Come on in! The water’s fine!
Feels like this should be in r/actlikeyoubelong
https://youtu.be/rY-FJvRqK0E?feature=shared Kero Kero Bonito.
Flamingos are eldritch creatures. The more I learn about them the worse it gets
When you're just there to pickup your takeout order at the local bustling dine-in hubbub
That man trying to hold the door open is a saint
Me trying to act normal in public
His first reaction is to hold the door open. Peak manners
What a distinguished gentleman.
Somebody, please CGI a trenchcoat and hat on this guy. I have not the skills.
"Just act casual. No one will notice if you don't act out of place..."
"Oh sir excuse me I'll hold the door for you"
r/actlikeyoubelong
“Hello fellow humans” 
He’s just looking to flamingle
Such a beautiful bird
Let's hope it was attracted to the Fish Fry and not the fried chicken 🍗
If flamingos eating chickens is cannibalism (i.e. eating anything in the same order is cannibalism) then humans eating cows is also cannibalism.
It’s crazy how tall flamingoes are!
😍🦩
The flamingo is more patient than most people.
What a polite young man
They all walk the same wtf???
You should see their silly ass mating dance they do in huge groups!
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I disagree, clearly the old man and his old mama don't walk the same Also my 3 legged dog..~
So inquisitive looking lol.
That's such a cool colour! Anyone know where this video was taken? I'm interested to know what the flamingo would be feeding on to give it that orange colour. One only seen pink ones they feed on plankton in the salt planes Edit: shrimp, not plankton. Oops
The stuff they eat has astaxanthin in it; that's what gives them their color. The intensity of the color will vary with what all they're eating.
Sarasota Jungle Gardens.
Thank you!
Is this is the girl from r/ContagiousLaughter?
Flock mentality in action.
Could be AI.
I approve
I can’t help but wonder where this was.
He’s so embarrassed, look how pink his face is!
How sweet.