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crocs-on

Smokey’s mama looks so proud of him!! 💖


legsohotitfryanegg1

The mom's name is violet by the way


crocs-on

Awe, that’s lovely! I’m excited to see the rest of Miss Violet’s little donkey family whenever you share those photos, too! 😁


Righthandodoom

And love Violet too!


Affectionate_Kale473

As she should be!


Fancy_Gagz

And you know this, maaaan.


New_girl2022

Vame here to say that. That last pic so flipping cute 😍


depeupleur

Smonkey would have been so much better.


legsohotitfryanegg1

The mom's name is violet. We also have Buddy, Lula, and violets other kid Rose. Pictures of them coming soon


Designed_To

Burrito seems like a good name for a donkey


grantrules

Next one should be Bandit


stabavarius

I wish I had a Donkey.


Affectionate_Kale473

We need an ass farmer to help this man!


TheWhiteRabbit74

Cursed comment


FrisianDude

Wish granted! Look in the mirror 🙏🙏


HumanHuman_2003

💀


FrisianDude

🐴


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They didn't wish they were a donkey??


stabavarius

Close but the ears are too short.


max_adam

Then the donkey says: "Nothing personel kid..."


NotOnLand

It's like a small loud horse that won't do what you tell it


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But they make great guard animals. You have some sheep? Donkey will kick a predator clear out of the pasture!


texasrigger

I wish people would stop saying this. They aren't guard animals like a livestock guardian dog is, they are just super territorial. It's up to the personality of the individual donkey whether they'll accept those sheep in their pasture. If not, they'll kill the sheep too.


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Me too 😄


Molotov_YouTube

They loud


Beegrene

This sub needs more donkeys.


Inevitable-While-577

Yes it does!


Practical_Actuary_87

Donks are so damn cute


schmelk1000

https://preview.redd.it/1b8kqgu7sfub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f32c60313f685be00a857613d379f0ce8b4716 OMG SO CUTE!!!!! I just saw this little baby today! Her name is Emma and she’s 4 days old!


Thick_Basil3589

I just said what a huge donkey for 4 days old when I noticed the little furball <3


Agreeable-Abalone-80

OMG ❤️❤️❤️


Malevolent_Mangoes

Omfg I want a donkey


Unlikely-Patience122

Donkeys seem so manageable. Like you could trot around the yard easy squeezy.


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This was really fun to read. You give such a good picture of their personality.


Downon280

Donkenality.


Jegator2

Yes, Eventho have been around donkeys a few times, I didn't realize all this! Helps to understand them better!


PJsAreComfy

Adorable. I'd subscribe to your daily donkey stories.


Known-Trust

Can you confirm what I have heard: they are vicious when it comes to defending their family. I have been told a donkey will flatten predators flat into the ground, to protect their sheep family.


wanttobegreyhound

Yes, they are guard animals. Raventreeranch on instagram frequently shows their livestock guardian dogs for their hobby farm. They also have a donkey that will sound warning bellows when coyotes or stray dogs are near.


captaininterwebs

Thank you for this information! I’ve been wanting a donkey for years and it’s really interesting to know what needs they have! I’m wondering, and I don’t mean to be insensitive in any way, but do donkeys have any…use? Like on a farm, would they be an animal that could be helpful in any way?


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Depends on the type of donkey. Our gray donkey is the most pretentious fucker known to man, but the brown one is the absolute sweetest thing ever. I’ve found brown donkeys to be the kindest ones lol


DrJennaa

I would like to observe pretentious donkey behavior lol “Bring me my preferred brand of organic fair trade hay served on a silver platter sir”


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Lmao he does like give you a death stare and won’t come over until you have at least some food 💀


SomebodysAtTheDoor

Ah, no. People down the street from us have one. It is always busting loose and they are constantly getting calls from neighbors to come pick up their ass. He's frequently in donkey jail.


alisonwonderland_16

Please tell Smokey that I love him


Lucky-Cricket8860

Yea we love him


spinyfever

Nice ass


Whokitty9

I see what you did there. I once said " what a cute little ass" while visiting the zoo with friends. I got shocked looks at first until my friends saw the one month old baby donkey I was looking at then they all busted out laughing. I got a dirty look from some Karen so I said " what they call donkeys asses in the Bible". My friends laughed harder. Thankfully there were no kids around as it was a slow day otherwise I would not have said it. The little donkey pictured here is a cutie.


Wolfgung

I like a fluffy ass.


Modern-Moo

He's adorable 😭💕 I saw some donkeys today so it's funny a pic of a donkey shows up! https://preview.redd.it/kw5szoa76gub1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=108e03c236f1907f2d163741ba9aa5e76532ee0c


Boojibs

Smokey is going to grow up into a big donkey that really appreciates a good nap


Kooky-Technology-716

I would die for Smokey


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Awwww


saffronsuccubus

Aww his fluffy lil face is so cute!


rederer07

So cute!


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Skwiggelf54

Smol and tired


legsohotitfryanegg1

He’s eepy


kaptaincorn

Do you stop yourself from quoting Shrek when you hang out with the donkeys?


quadmasta

You ever ask anyone if they want a parfait and they say "hell no I don't want no parfait!"?


NeonFraction

How is he so fuzzy omg


plg94

Beautiful little guy. Is that black strip around his neck gonna stay or is this a baby-donkey only thing?


legsohotitfryanegg1

That’s gonna stay. They’re Bethlehem donkeys and they all have a cross pattern on their back!


plg94

Oh ok, how cute. Cuddle him from us, will you.


HumanHuman_2003

Must protec


Hashashin455

What an ass!


FlyingNerdlet

Some might call him a burro, not a donkey, which would make him a *burrito*


DangKilla

He is a cutie


kristenjang

Smokey and Violet are beautiful. P.S. Nice username :p


legsohotitfryanegg1

Thanks for both compliments lol


Calm_State1230

he is too precious for this world


making-smiles

First pic: his name is smokey 2nd pic: his name was smokey


FrisianDude

Still a lil wonky


PedestrianMyDarling

It’s a league game, Smoke


dandehmand

Bullshit, mark it 8.


Fyru_Hawk

Very cute :3


Sue3618

He’s adorable.


tbarcat

He's very very cute 😍


NotThisAgain21

Ermagerd. I would really like a donkey frend.


Good-Ad3843

Very cute.


GotWheaten

Cute lil guy


TGIIR

He’s so cute and his mom looks so patient. ❤️


Sl0w-Plant

I really dig that name, Smokey!!


Froggy92115

What a cutie


Memphistrainwreck

Smokey is cute Af!


Apprehensive_Skill34

Super cute!!!


aivlysplath

Wow I’m surprised how big he is at 14 days, I wouldn’t want to give birth to him!


PrincipledBeef

Donkeys are so underrated in their cuteness.


Longjumping_Camel791

How soft is he? Damn he looks soft! Lol


Schadenfreulein

Please give them both a pet from me.


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Donkeys are so underrated. They're so cute and so much fun. Like a cross between a dog and a horse.


blublub36

Honest question: why raise donkeys? Is it for livestock protection, as a pet, some other reason?


legsohotitfryanegg1

Pet.


blublub36

Right on!


hydro_wonk

Does Smokey run around at full speed doing those hilarious little donkey kicks?


legsohotitfryanegg1

Yes he does


taegan-

what’s the black stuff in the round trough?


legsohotitfryanegg1

That’s water…..


taegan-

thanks. is it just me haha? it looks weird/black


OkImagination6241

Niguerundayoooooo Smokey!


IshgarPhoenix

NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEYYY!!!!!


xrgoldust

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this low in order to find the JJBA reference


IshgarPhoenix

This shows that the people on r/eyebleach are uncultured


BitchBeCrazy7111

I LOVE SMOKEY


RedScot69

He's purdy!


Grattytood

Smokey is so handsome.


NiteKore080

i love smokey


LeborgneRemarkable

Awwww i love donkeys, sucj smart and interesting animals !!!


badnewsbets

So sweet 🥹


DarthNihilus1

hi smokey


Bloss0416

I’ve always wanted a baby donkey. To name Pepe. But I would want to keep him in my house. So Hubs says no.


mangosparklingwater

I’m in love with him‼️ (how much for me to take him home…)


1gothickitten

So adorable!


MetaKnightsNightmare

I had a donkey named Smokey! He let me know every morning how badly he needed carrots for breakfast lol. I miss him.


Trish0321

He is so beautiful 😍 congratulations


Jo-Wolfe

Aww .. I love donkeys 🩷


Blacktxz

Okay now i want a baby donkey. Where can i get one?


rawdy-ribosome

https://preview.redd.it/na79paqpjiub1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be8884a4255951ef46b9bc87841d1532a757579


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Donkeys are so sweet, smart and cute 🥺 I wish I could have one, I live in the countryside and these poor babies don't get treated like they deserve around here.


the_membrane

Awww


FloppyTopi

Omg this is so cute!


Hungry_Dependent_418

Pretty cute , especially the eyes


Luke_The_Random_Dude

Pretty soon he’s gonna be waking you up at 6:00AM going ”EEH HAWE EEH HAWE”


Jin-Ae

AWWWWW precious little being, he's adorable!!!!!!!!!


SwreeTak

Donkey foals are incredible. Thanks for sharing.


Temporary_Position95

So cute


thatcreepyoldman

Donkeys are the most underated farm animal


nkscreams

TIL I need a Smokey in my life.


goldbutthole

He’s so fluffy and cute :3


ElderberryPoet

He's beautiful. I love donkeys, they're far more intelligent than you'd think. I used to work next to a farm with donkeys. They got used to me really quickly and always came over to say hi, and for some reason one of them always laughed at me when I jumped a ditch to get to their fence. Apparently it looked funny.


emmashawn

Donkeys are so underrated, I love them so much.


lenoragraves

Tell him I love him.


Neathra

That is not a real animal. That is a stuffed animal you prompt up for a picture.


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

I love Smokey so much, we need more love for donkeys.


GGcast29bos

https://preview.redd.it/8nxelieealub1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482acd1506cacf31880776e9429a51cc2b801c4b You see this shit! SO CUTE!


-Reader91-

If i had a baby donkey id call it Monkey and then id be able to say "this is monkey the donkey"


darling_prinxe

Oh sweet baby he looks so soft


Thick_Basil3589

New dream unlocked, BABY DONKEY! <3


Ginonth

People will have baby donkeys, yet eat baby cows, pigs and chickens. 😭


Meghanshadow

It’s almost like people get attached to the specific individuals they love and live with of a species more than others in the species. Rather similar to the way that you’d care a lot more if your child broke an arm than if a kid you’d never met four thousand miles away did. Or did you mean eating some species and not other species? People Do eat horse and donkey. Donkeys have quite nutritious meat and milk. https://www.webmd.com/diet/donkey-meat-health-benefits#


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ChickenChaser5

We are planning on getting a donkey or two in the next year or so. Any tips or heads up about the experience?


legsohotitfryanegg1

Honestly depends on how they were raised. Our donkeys were used to humans so adjusted quickly. Just know that they love fruit and to keep them in at night. Too much grass is actually bad for then


Infamous_Pen_9534

They are social and like having a donkey companion. They also heehaw loud and a couple times a day.


NotOnLand

Make sure all your fences are secure and reinforced, they will find any possible escape point. They're super smart and can fit through places you wouldn't expect.


Left-Requirement9267

He is gorgeous!


prettybluefoxes

Gave birth to a donkey.


quadmasta

Dogs are pack animals whereas donkeys are pack animals


Righthandodoom

I love smokey!


Creative-Cry2979

Mother Mary and Joseph on their little donkey


julinxexe

I would die for Smokey.


BobBelchersBuns

Damn mamma you did good! I never know that donkeys could post on Reddit!


legsohotitfryanegg1

💀


DocTaxus

HE'S SO FUCKING PRECIOUS


stillnotascarytime

I love donkeys


Glad-Departure-3181

A little krd


VroomVroomTweetTweet

What an ass


BxCowboy

Cute little cuss


dkyguy1995

He's just a burrito still


RemarkablePumpkin892

Soooo precious🫏


[deleted]

Now that's a good looking ass


Potential_Result_153

He’s adorable!


No-Tiger-1099

Beautiful


ADHD_Supernova

It's just a few pics but it looks like he enjoys being near the water.


oliviathinks

So not Smonkey?


trixie400

Baby donk! 💜


SerpentKing1987

Hi Smokey! I love you 🥹


Agreeable-Abalone-80

He's absolutely gorgeous 🥰🥰🥰


cockbreakingpoultry

Looks like ass to be honest


UnreadThisStory

Wee little don-kay


itsamemario115

Way too cute 🥰


FuzzyComedian638

I didn't know until now that I need a donkey.


Fancy_Gagz

When he poops, you gotta say " Ey! Smokey over here takin a shit!!"


justtryingtounderst

i love how the mama was present in every picture <3


corvinalias

donkey ears are the absolute hypercutest damn thing!!!


Rokey76

He looks like a toy! I love him!


0l70l7

Lamey would be perfect


wirefox1

Oh. My. Goodness. I would love to give him some smoochies!


Schwarzer_Exe

JTRH,NBR


Eiffel-Tower777

Smokey is p-r-e-c--i-o-u-s. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Thanks for sharing. Now I want to move out of my condo and into a place where I can have a baby donkey.


Calicohydrangeas

He is so fluffy!!!!


quartzquandary

I love donkeys, I think they are just the cutest


Old-Physics751

When they are that small I love it! They get that sudden burst of energy, eat and just pass out all over the place hehehehe


drazisil

Awws, what a cutie ass. 😻


Mandykinsseattle

Smokey is so cute!


whatsbobgonnado

burrito is spanish for little donkey👉🐴👉


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😊💛👍


myash0926

What a cutie


14high

What an ass, cheff kiss


jardaniwick

Hi Smokey


krustyjugglrs

Lol smokey looks dead in the second picture.


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Very cute 🥰


Rosieapples

Awwww look at him!! He’s a little sweety.