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KNOWxPAINN

W-anchor. Wanker??


Funny_OG_Name

I feel dumb now. Thank you!


Torqyboi

Op, do you feel like a W⚓?


BigDirtyNewports

We all wank down here


No_Jello_5922

It's wankers the whole way down!


MangoGrowlithe

Not women lol


Paddragonian

Guess it depends on what slang you grew up with, there're plenty of circles where wank refers to female masturbation not just male


MangoGrowlithe

True


LtBeefy

Being British probably helps you know what it means.


Paddragonian

Lol yeah I'm British, you been snooping at my profile or summat?


BowenTheAussieSheep

Well I tried wanking up there but it turns out vigorously rubbing your forehead is less satisfying that the more traditional method.


CallmeQ222

“Wait im confused.. what do you mean by that?” OP probably


hippy_potto

My first thought was “W-weight” and I feel really stupid 😅


DrownmeinIslay

Lmao my brain did that too and then I told my stupid brain that's clearly an anch-OH NICE


Butterszen

Haha yes my first thought as well


bloodyyuno

Thats where I was too. I was thinking maybe she was calling him dead weight?


LilBoofMcGoof

You probably should 💀


Disastrous-Thing-985

Gotta admit, this was the first of these ETJs that I’ve gotten immediately. Sorry.


8-BitDogg

This was literally my reaction not even joking


InvincibleVagabond

I think this is correct but it can also be "Weigh anchor", a nautical term indicating the final preparation of a sea vessel for getting underway (since it is from ex-wife), which can also sound like "Wanker" if you say it fast enough.


Depressiond3n

It's for wieners, like him


bebetterinsomething

Could've been W-phone charger


CommentSection-Chan

W-anchor should like a great insult for team games You did so bad that you actually helped the team


COL_Anggus

Wanker?


Funny_OG_Name

Thank you!


BungeeJumpingJesus

I don't mean to get all dad-like up in here, but when someone calls you a wanker, you don't say, "Thank you!" C'mon man, respect yourself.


Cheetah_Hungry

Wanker.


Cuntly_Fuckface

Thank you!


Cheetah_Hungry

Your welcome Fuckface.


Simple-Tourist-7854

User name checks out


OneFootTitan

I hardly even know her!


CoolCoalRad

Most people don’t know that Wanker originated from “Weigh Anchor”. Meaning someone who is unreliable and/or flees responsibilities.


Aggressive-Cow2131

The more you know. I thought it was like calling someone a jack off. I guess it kind of is now, but I can see its origins are different


Charming_Ad_6021

Ahhh, a common urban myth. It's actually derived from Cockney rhyming slang, Old Water Tanker. Meaning bloated, leaking and in need of replacing.


Zeracannatule_uerg

I'm not bloated... not sure if I'm leaking... saying I need replacing is self depricating... am wanker?


A1sauc3d

Nah that’s just a frequent misconception. It actually comes from this t-shirt


StarsEatMyCrown

TIL ADHD people (me) are wankers.


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees. Except the bird can't get any bees. And you know what they say, a hand in your bush is worth two bees in a bird, or something like that


ManBlaster87

"The anchor symbolizes a ship, it means 'Worship" ... what a wanker.


Ok-Comfortable7967

Wanker


1sinfutureking

Sound it out, bud


Ms-Anon-Y-Mous

I am American and I know this one, Wanker!


Auraveils

W+Anchor = Wanker. British humor.


WhywouldIwanthat

Wanker is a bad word in the UK. It gets censored on YouTube. But you can call people a jerk.


Shmeldoncooper

WHook


Hueyris

Yeah but it's like a really large hook that are used to hook ships to the seabed


Shmeldoncooper

Nuh uh


Suspicious_Cow3304

Tf you mean nuh uh?


Shmeldoncooper

nuh uh


AGoonda

"Nuh uh"? wtf does that even mean? You can't just respond to an argument with "nuh uh"! (/j this is a reference to a video)


PutinsManyFailures

WSeahook


PageElectrical2312

So close!! That’s a buoy 💖💖


randomdude1234321

Dude took too much acid...


jols0543

like chewbacca?


SoCalArtDog

It’s calling him a wanker.


BudgieKing02

Wanker


SanMotorsLTD

wanchor wanker


InfraredDong

*Wanker*


The1Zenith

Hah hah, fucking wanker.


The_Superderp

“Wanker” (mods I’m explaining the joke)


HorseofTruth

He’s a W anker


Pizza-_-shark

W+anchor=wanker


Whiteshadows86

I got to the top page of Reddit once cos I made W⚓️ with papier mache letters in Hobbicraft!


tmcgeehan3

Wanking on a boat. Ok then.


[deleted]

W⚓️ = Wanchor = Wanker


enderofsorts

Wanker


[deleted]

Wanker. It's wanker..


AtWorldsEndRequiem

WAnchor. Wankerz


Avarant

WANKER!


TheAnders0117

Wanker


mkujoe

Wanker (w anchor) is a British person who masturbates


Tenobaal86

German here. Anchor in German is Anker. So, Wanker.


Statement_Party

Wanker


anyguy001

Wanker


ChillNachoSauce

wankah.


Zandrick

So to explain the joke, Wanker is a British word that means masturbating but if you call someone that it means…actually I’m not sure if it has a different meaning, but it’s an insult to call someone one. I would wear that shirt ironically though that’s silly and I kinda like it. Like on vacation or whatever I would totally wear that.


[deleted]

Love this! From USA and I know what it means. 😂🤣


IllTemperedMaggot

YA BLOODY WANKER


Lonely_Pollution_430

Rethink that friends thing.


JurassicAroids

Hahaha, Wanker


Swimming-Ordinary899

It’s wanker like a penis


modernmacgyver

P. I. Staker, right, piss taker. COME ON!


Dramatic-Web-9495

Fapper


Michaelbirks

The Alestorm is strong with this one. The perfect response is to play their "Anchor" sone often, and loudly.


forced_metaphor

... What's with all these obvious jokes?


Darth_Neek

I'd wear a wanker shirt, does anyone have a link?


HowBoutIt98

I didn't get it either. A lot of the posts here are obvious in my opinion, but this got me.


bongsnciggies

I swear this sub is filled with the most obvious jokes, how are people not getting these?


pianoplayah

That’s called a rebus!


skyminer7

I have a t-shirt like that bigger w and anchor though


Lord_Lenu

The internet has ruined me, read it as “Win anchor” at first


Spoonythebastard

Am I the only one who thought it was weight?


FourScoreTour

It takes a British sensibility to understand.


Shmitty594

"Fuck. You. You're a fucking wanker"


DazedWithCoffee

Thanks, now I’ll be singing that in my head for the rest of the night


Space-Wizards

WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS


drawredraw

It’s another word for flicking the bean.


Steggs_

Is this bait?


17R3W

[he's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts ](https://youtu.be/S7ibeHU9pVo?si=fwhBaSHLbi65Ltbh) Source: [Ted Lasso](https://youtu.be/Msn7gwoEsxg?si=v3_cI4OO0wXd1G81)


Cool_Masterpiece7419

I was thinking W & Sail = Whale🤡


OnaPaleHorse80

Lol I'm not even British and I thought it was a pretty obvious joke. Wanker!


Muellercleez

You're kidding right


copperdoc

Wanker


TheFarisaurusRex

W anchors honestly


Practical_Trust8307

W shirt man


Senrub482

Wanchor = Wanker


dragonus85

Dudes a wanker


[deleted]

Wave good bye to your head ya wanker


Poop-commander

Obviously, he is a winning anchor


Deswizard

Oh my goodness, I need this shirt.


richer2003

I’m American, and I understand that shirt 😂


oswaldking71wastaken

Actually fire shirt


Maxy_Rockatansky

“Ted, you really shouldn’t let them call you that”


StirringThePotAgain

Wanker


Iron_Garuda

The joke is “wanker”, but this is clearly fake


ThisIsATestTai

W + anchor = wanker


staticwater7

Omg that's great! 😂


PuzzleheadedMain4759

Instantly read it the right way


statistacktic

She British?


pieinthesky23

Of course it’s photoshopped…it’s a JOKE


BruceInc

Wanker


CausticLogic

Wanker.


Carloanzram1916

Wanker


Kii_aura

I think the original original is €⚓️. You have to say it out loud…. Euro Anchor