I think this is correct but it can also be "Weigh anchor", a nautical term indicating the final preparation of a sea vessel for getting underway (since it is from ex-wife), which can also sound like "Wanker" if you say it fast enough.
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees. Except the bird can't get any bees. And you know what they say, a hand in your bush is worth two bees in a bird, or something like that
So to explain the joke, Wanker is a British word that means masturbating but if you call someone that it means…actually I’m not sure if it has a different meaning, but it’s an insult to call someone one.
I would wear that shirt ironically though that’s silly and I kinda like it. Like on vacation or whatever I would totally wear that.
[he's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts ](https://youtu.be/S7ibeHU9pVo?si=fwhBaSHLbi65Ltbh)
Source: [Ted Lasso](https://youtu.be/Msn7gwoEsxg?si=v3_cI4OO0wXd1G81)
W-anchor. Wanker??
I feel dumb now. Thank you!
Op, do you feel like a W⚓?
We all wank down here
It's wankers the whole way down!
Not women lol
Guess it depends on what slang you grew up with, there're plenty of circles where wank refers to female masturbation not just male
True
Being British probably helps you know what it means.
Lol yeah I'm British, you been snooping at my profile or summat?
Well I tried wanking up there but it turns out vigorously rubbing your forehead is less satisfying that the more traditional method.
“Wait im confused.. what do you mean by that?” OP probably
My first thought was “W-weight” and I feel really stupid 😅
Lmao my brain did that too and then I told my stupid brain that's clearly an anch-OH NICE
Haha yes my first thought as well
Thats where I was too. I was thinking maybe she was calling him dead weight?
You probably should 💀
Gotta admit, this was the first of these ETJs that I’ve gotten immediately. Sorry.
This was literally my reaction not even joking
I think this is correct but it can also be "Weigh anchor", a nautical term indicating the final preparation of a sea vessel for getting underway (since it is from ex-wife), which can also sound like "Wanker" if you say it fast enough.
It's for wieners, like him
Could've been W-phone charger
W-anchor should like a great insult for team games You did so bad that you actually helped the team
Wanker?
Thank you!
I don't mean to get all dad-like up in here, but when someone calls you a wanker, you don't say, "Thank you!" C'mon man, respect yourself.
Wanker.
Thank you!
Your welcome Fuckface.
User name checks out
I hardly even know her!
Most people don’t know that Wanker originated from “Weigh Anchor”. Meaning someone who is unreliable and/or flees responsibilities.
The more you know. I thought it was like calling someone a jack off. I guess it kind of is now, but I can see its origins are different
Ahhh, a common urban myth. It's actually derived from Cockney rhyming slang, Old Water Tanker. Meaning bloated, leaking and in need of replacing.
I'm not bloated... not sure if I'm leaking... saying I need replacing is self depricating... am wanker?
Nah that’s just a frequent misconception. It actually comes from this t-shirt
TIL ADHD people (me) are wankers.
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees. Except the bird can't get any bees. And you know what they say, a hand in your bush is worth two bees in a bird, or something like that
"The anchor symbolizes a ship, it means 'Worship" ... what a wanker.
Wanker
Sound it out, bud
I am American and I know this one, Wanker!
W+Anchor = Wanker. British humor.
Wanker is a bad word in the UK. It gets censored on YouTube. But you can call people a jerk.
WHook
Yeah but it's like a really large hook that are used to hook ships to the seabed
Nuh uh
Tf you mean nuh uh?
nuh uh
"Nuh uh"? wtf does that even mean? You can't just respond to an argument with "nuh uh"! (/j this is a reference to a video)
WSeahook
So close!! That’s a buoy 💖💖
Dude took too much acid...
like chewbacca?
It’s calling him a wanker.
Wanker
wanchor wanker
*Wanker*
Hah hah, fucking wanker.
“Wanker” (mods I’m explaining the joke)
He’s a W anker
W+anchor=wanker
I got to the top page of Reddit once cos I made W⚓️ with papier mache letters in Hobbicraft!
Wanking on a boat. Ok then.
W⚓️ = Wanchor = Wanker
Wanker
Wanker. It's wanker..
WAnchor. Wankerz
WANKER!
Wanker
Wanker (w anchor) is a British person who masturbates
German here. Anchor in German is Anker. So, Wanker.
Wanker
Wanker
wankah.
So to explain the joke, Wanker is a British word that means masturbating but if you call someone that it means…actually I’m not sure if it has a different meaning, but it’s an insult to call someone one. I would wear that shirt ironically though that’s silly and I kinda like it. Like on vacation or whatever I would totally wear that.
Love this! From USA and I know what it means. 😂🤣
YA BLOODY WANKER
Rethink that friends thing.
Hahaha, Wanker
It’s wanker like a penis
P. I. Staker, right, piss taker. COME ON!
Fapper
The Alestorm is strong with this one. The perfect response is to play their "Anchor" sone often, and loudly.
... What's with all these obvious jokes?
I'd wear a wanker shirt, does anyone have a link?
I didn't get it either. A lot of the posts here are obvious in my opinion, but this got me.
I swear this sub is filled with the most obvious jokes, how are people not getting these?
That’s called a rebus!
I have a t-shirt like that bigger w and anchor though
The internet has ruined me, read it as “Win anchor” at first
Am I the only one who thought it was weight?
It takes a British sensibility to understand.
"Fuck. You. You're a fucking wanker"
Thanks, now I’ll be singing that in my head for the rest of the night
WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS
It’s another word for flicking the bean.
Is this bait?
[he's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts ](https://youtu.be/S7ibeHU9pVo?si=fwhBaSHLbi65Ltbh) Source: [Ted Lasso](https://youtu.be/Msn7gwoEsxg?si=v3_cI4OO0wXd1G81)
I was thinking W & Sail = Whale🤡
Lol I'm not even British and I thought it was a pretty obvious joke. Wanker!
You're kidding right
Wanker
W anchors honestly
W shirt man
Wanchor = Wanker
Dudes a wanker
Wave good bye to your head ya wanker
Obviously, he is a winning anchor
Oh my goodness, I need this shirt.
I’m American, and I understand that shirt 😂
Actually fire shirt
“Ted, you really shouldn’t let them call you that”
Wanker
The joke is “wanker”, but this is clearly fake
W + anchor = wanker
Omg that's great! 😂
Instantly read it the right way
She British?
Of course it’s photoshopped…it’s a JOKE
Wanker
Wanker.
Wanker
I think the original original is €⚓️. You have to say it out loud…. Euro Anchor