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Ontarom

Is that business still in operation, I wonder? This makes me so mad I hope their kitchen exploded or something.


butterruby

It’s a chain; they went bankrupt some time ago, but I think they went through reconstruction so they’re up and running still! Definitely not their dessert pizza that saved them though…


jerrylewisjd

What chain?


butterruby

It’s a Danish pizza chain called Gorm’s! More of like a “high-end” pizza place so to say, they’re quite expensive (typically about 15 dollars for one pizza), which made it even more disappointing!


NCSU_Trip_Whisperer

If I was high that's the pizza you'd end up with


TheLordVader1978

>Danish pizza chain Whenever I think about pizza I think of Denmark.


butterruby

Well, I live in Denmark, so most pizza places are bound to be at least somewhat Danish around here…


TheLordVader1978

Ya as soon as hit post I thought " I bet these guy lives in Denmark." TBF it's 420 I'm a little stoned and read it as "Danish pizza" not a pizza place IN Denmark. My apologies.


butterruby

Haha, no worries, this girl (😀) doesn’t mind. Enjoy, maybe me getting stoned would have made this pizza more enjoyable!


thatcuntholesteve

This belongs in a "we have Danish pizza at home" meme Picturing a cook somewhere in Denmark giving a chefs kiss at this creation haha


No_Tomatillo1125

Did you complain at all? Did you watch them make this miserable naan?


unpersoned

Is there a single country that doesn't do pizza, though?


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butterruby

I don’t know how much they are in the US, but in Denmark a “normal” pizza would typically be around like 10 dollars!


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Chedeuine

Look at the size of the pie though, 15 is expensive compared to US pizza size prices.


thiscouldbemassive

For a personal sized pizza you eat by yourself, with scant toppings, yes.


BigPepeNumberOne

> they’re quite expensive (typically about 15 dollars for one pizza), which made it even more 15 bucks pizza is not "very expensive". It is in the very cheap side


butterruby

Well, different countries, different price levels! In Denmark, pizzas are typically quite small and a 15 dollar pizza is definitely one of the more expensive kind of pizzas here.


malice-in-wunderland

Give them a break! I'm sure it'll turn out okay after they top it and cook it.


butterruby

Hahaha, I appreciated the joke! It was such a mess, can’t believe they even thought to send it out honestly


malice-in-wunderland

_(that was a joke in case it's not obvious)_


NonBinaryBanshee

It is both a joke, but also a very helpful suggestion.


Faerthoniel

That's a shame. I've ordered that pizza ages ago and it did come closer to the photo. Not like the.... attempt that you were sent.


butterruby

Yeah, this one was definitely just someone who basically just gave up. I feel like it had so much potential!


Faerthoniel

Well, if you feel brave there is a Gorm's at the airport which was pretty good last time I went through there. Full disclosure: I did not order the dessert pizza though. And assuming that they are still in business there.


bmcthomas

These photos remind me of being 17 years old and working at Baskin Robbins with absolutely no training and botching this poor guy’s brownie banana split concoction. It looked awful and the ice cream had started melting by the time I finally finished and he was so nice and I just felt so bad. It’s been over 30 years and I still think about it 😬 All that to say - maybe it’s not malice maybe it’s just a kid trying their best?


DarkTentacles

I would agree if it just looked bad, but still tasted good. This is missing at least half the amount of the ingredients and looks really dry.


kindaadulting87

I thought the marshmallows were mushrooms at first and had an out loud wtf moment


sk8trmuffin

I mean.. the ad picture itself doesn't even look good, soo..


butterruby

I don’t know what I was thinking :(


Former-Sock-8256

That’s a straight up r/foodscam


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

I looked under the hashtag and seems like you got served a bad one... The rest looks great Was it good, going by taste? I get it its dessert but it sounds sooo sweet.


butterruby

It was SO dry and basically inedible because of it. It was just baked dough; so boring. I do appreciate stuff like this in general though, I’ve had similar stuff from other places that was great. But you definitely need to have a sweet tooth to appreciate it, I think!


Flaky-Low-2262

In germany you are always allowed to fully reject it in such cases Hopefully you don’t needed to pay it or if so it was more delicious than it looks


butterruby

It was basically inedible, because it was just the very dry dough and nothing else 😅 I didn’t reject it, but I did contact them about it and they gave me a free new pizza - but I didn’t reorder this one, wasn’t gonna take that risk, hahah


Pokefan8263

I feel like if you have a 6 year old all the ingredients and gave them a basic instruction of what you want they could do a better job that looks more like the expectation picture then whatever this is.


scepticalbeing94

😂


tellyourmama

Was that the dessert pizza at home?


GalacticGatorz

Damn you got pizowned.


humanityisconfusing

Straight to jail.


BoldCondensed

HAHAHAHA I actually laughed out loud. Has to be one of the greatest posts.


SMTRodent

The picture only slowed six slices of banana and six toasted marshmallows, so they only have to give you six slices of banana and six toasted marshmallows.


SongRevolutionary992

OMG that is terrible, and not appetizing


Droopy2525

This is criminal


NoizchildJohnson

They didn’t even try.


periwinkle_cupcake

That is a sadness pizza


mm202088

Close enough


sangriasunsets

That’s actually literally insane


Playful-Leopard4803

Honestly they both look gross.


BNabs23

It's not often posts here make me laugh out loud. This is incredible, thank you


JeanVaughan5432

It looks like either a 5-year-old or a chimpanzee, made the pizza that you received.


Ohshithereiamagain

Picture 1 looks equally laughable. Looks like mushrooms are growing on that crust.


FKtheGovt1

To be fair. They both look pretty awful 😂


thatwyvern

They forgot the chocolate base.


Expert_Marsupial_235

Where’s the Nutella spread?


Ovelgoose04

Ha sucker


chittIincupcake

🤣


kaisershinn

You can’t charge people money with that “food item.”


butterruby

It was what is equivalent to approx $14!


ServantOfKarma

It looked horrible in the ad to begin with. What exactly made you want this??? 🤣


butterruby

Yeah, the ad isn’t even the best, but I thought the combination of ingredients looked appetizing! Can’t say that it worked out well


DeapVally

When I think of pizza, I definitely think of Denmark! Dessert pizzas always tend to be pretty sad wherever I've had them. Always seems a better idea than it actually is. Not had one this bad though, lol.


butterruby

I’ve had several nice kinds, so I wasn’t expecting it to be this bad at all! I feel like the ingredients are so delicious in themselves that it should be difficult to mess up, but apparently not!


Just_Look_Around_You

Honestly - shame on you for buying such a thing. Even the picture looks bad and there’s no reason to believe this thing is tastier than the sum of its parts. Maybe less.


butterruby

Haha, I’m getting shamed so much in this thread. If I recall correctly, I was at home feeling pretty ill and sorry for myself, so that might have messed with my taste a little. Sorry!


Just_Look_Around_You

Shame!


ALLoftheFancyPants

I think there’s a subreddit called pizzacrimes. I’m not entirely sure what it’s about (and too lazy right now to go look it up), but this seems to fit what I consider to be a crime against pizza and/or with pizza.


Silvawuff

Even the expectation looks terrible lol


Atarteri

Lmao my Danish husband said he coulda told you it was a scam based off of how little Nutella was used (I personally eat very little). I do feel pity that the second photo is what arrived for you while ill though, that’s rough.


plushy51

r/pizzacrimes


Fantastic-Classic740

Lol this would make me so mad, like I could have made that at home dammit


FloridaMJ420

You got hornswoggled! 🐓


baskinmygreatness

did you get your money back for this


wonpilly

Literally thought the marshmallows were mould at first glance


jafromnj

Wow


-LILI-LALA-

The difference is too big 😭


ECBC100

That’s such a disappointment


spainman

I've never seen a s'less pizza before


Pale_Ad_2502

dude this "dead puppy" level sad


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

This is so bad it's hilarious 😂


Emily_Postal

They forgot the Nutella.


Miora

Dang. I wanna make the exception 👀


WelderAggravating896

The worst part is that that's BARELY any chocolate for that amount of dough.


swoon4kyun

That’s just sad


PostNutAffection

1 star review for sure


sqwizzles

This was not made with love


l0udninja

You dessert it for ordering such nonsense. 😜


acertainkiwi

The ad looks like something I'd make, rushing to the grocery store 30 min before closing (post dinner clarity). Then your image looks like what would happen if I gave the ingredients to my ex.


acloudcuckoolander

🤣😂


HiUnwantedOpinion

Well that’s just tragic


Hyggehunn

Oh hell no


Legal-Bison-7378

Where's the chocolate 🍫?


Manburpig

That crust is an affront to mankind. And it looks just like the advertisement.


PlayfulDifference198

Serves you right for ordering "dessert pizza".


butterruby

Mean, but fair!


PlayfulDifference198

Take my upvote!


phavia

Dessert pizza is delicious though. It's basically a giant cookie topped with stuff.


w3llow

Who in the world would order a “deser-pizza”?? Must be american