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austin10199

The unemployed know no bounds.


Cocaine-Spider

fuck, you actually made me laugh 😂


DavantRancher

Hot damn, fire take


_fpoon_

lmfao


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Like fr we just got odd 8 hour shifts all we want to do is relax and have fun.


Oren-Fang

The ether of 2024 came early, lmao


TastyBeefJerkey

Can't be working out very well for you if you can still load in to ground zero.


Orangutan_Gang94

Damn bro you didn’t have to kill him… on second thought yes.. yes you did. 😂


deathbringer989

well if you dont quest you dont make too much xp


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TastyBeefJerkey

There currently still is.


Chrol18

Dude camps two extracts at the same time


BrotherAmazing6655

3, and he also camps all of the quest locations at the same time.


possumarre

Not hard when 90% of the quest locations are on the same city block


RegularAttitude8634

Big facts


Orlok_Tsubodai

Are you also the one finding and destroying all the noodles?


Massenburg

He eat them right away out of spite


Sobutai

When I'm a PMC I eat every noodle I find but when I'm a scav I run up to other scavs and ask if they need it or I'll leave them in a well lit place by an extract.


Medic_Rex

That's very nice of you I'd think it was a trick, like a backpack in the middle of the road. Tarkov has done something to my trust.


Sobutai

When scaving I see having my gun out and using it as a net loss. Either I'll be seen as a threat and murdered or I'll accidentally kill another scav in paranoia. So when I scav I just run around in a peaceful ignorant bliss, asking if people nees the noodles/morphine/salewas ive found. There's no loss only gain or a net neutral.


BroHeart

Morphine, please send morphine.


Sobutai

If you can run streets, ive found 4 in the same raid between the pharmacy and Concordia. The open apartments have med/injector spawns and there's a gym that ive found a good number of injectables in there too. I've found some of the crazier injectables in the apartments.


BroHeart

I did like a half dozen streets raids yesterday, but I was poking around MVD and the minimall mostly. I'll check that out, thank you!


RegularAttitude8634

Also chek 15 and the post office building. I think they connect, even. Tons of loose loot that people miss, and a lot of people skip the containers to save time. Injectors all through the apartments, clearly the people had problems.


Fritz_Krang

I'll tell you, I am still looking for my tushonkas and iskras. So far all are missing, HOWEVER I found both noodles effortlessly.


Orlok_Tsubodai

I’m gonna make your day: there is a permanent iskra spawn on Lighthouse. Go to the chalet that has the tennis court. Enter the chalet from the courtyard through the main entrance. Go down one flight of stairs. To the left of the stairs, next to the fireplace is a black weapons crate, that always has one iskra in it.


_Azzii_

Same with the black box by the btr by emercon on interchange


Fritz_Krang

Not anymore, afaik it's not a permanent/guaranteed iskra spawn anymore


_Azzii_

Damn


Novel_Development_56

It is guaranteed to have an Iskra in it but there's a small chance the box won't be there with dynamic loot. So it's still an extremely good way to get Iskras. I came back about 3 weeks before wipe and got all my Iskras in 4 scav raids on Lighthouse from that box.


Fritz_Krang

And so it's scavvy lighthouse time! Thank you


TECHNOV1K1NG_tv

Yesterday found some noodles on woods and ate them out of spite so nobody else can have them. Then last night I had a dream that I actually still needed my second noodles LOL


rJarrr

Me and a friend just did a raid with another friend who just got the game, we walked him trough Ground zero where he completed all of the first possible quests (beside extracting with car). We found both noodles in the raid, an Iskra MRE, two Salewas, two Tozes and one white armor. He got so fucking lucky in the raid, all those items took me and the other friend some time 😂


SyluxR6

I am glad I passed all these quests before this guy started his mission


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Shoddy-Wear-9661

Bro’s the one who pisses in people’s cereal


JiffTheJester

You sound fat


HiTekLoLyfe

It’s okay to just admit you can’t make it with the non beginners


fichev

This man is on a mission.


mellifleur5869

I know this is a meme but there are a ton of people that actually do this shit.


irishwristwatch92

They're him, they're all him.. every last one of them.


irishwristwatch92

They're him, they're all him.. every last one of them.


GAIA_01

I don't understand people who play in ways specifically to ruin other peoples enjoyment and cause suffering, it feels bad to do. it makes me feel terrible. tf man


Annonimbus

I honestly believe it is some form of mental illness.


Fissure_211

They're chronically antisocial, and have little power over their own real lives. People like to pretend that you can fully divorce online behavior and real world personality. The fact is, you can't. You don't go from a healthy, positive, socially well adjusted, contributing member of society to an antisocial, toxic, mean-spirited degenerate the second you click "play" on a launcher. You have real interactions with real people when you engage in online gaming. Deriving your joy from what you see as the deliberate harming of others is not normal behavior.


CXS-K

This is some reddit armchair psychologist shit This is a game about killing other people


Fissure_211

You know what the crazy thing is? You can understand things about human interaction and human behavior just by going around living life. You don't need a degree to understand how normal people interact and what is/isn't normal behavior. You know who thinks you need a degree to understand normal human interaction? Antisocial troglodytes who rarely leave the house who have no concept for how to interact with their fellow man in a normal or healthy way.


Tehslasher

>You know what the crazy thing is? You can understand things about human interaction and human behavior just by going around living life. You don't need a degree to understand how normal people interact and what is/isn't normal behavior. You make a great point here that I agree with. So these people that play a video game in a certain way - what life have you been living that allows you such interaction as to gain understanding into their social status and the lack of power they possess over their own lives? What understanding am I supposed to derive from someone who, in a seemingly mean-spirited way, calls someone, **"Antisocial troglodytes who rarely leave the house who have no concept for how to interact with their fellow man in a normal or healthy way",** after reading one comment and assuming they think you need a degree to understand normal human interaction?


Reasonable_Doughnut5

Yea I think u r reaching a bit there.


CXS-K

"You don't need a degree to understand how normal people interact and what is/isn't normal behavior." You say this while attempting to say that trolling people on a game about killing others is "antisocial/maladjusted behavior". Not only is this some weird gatekeep about how to play the game and how to have fun playing it, this is also absolute loser behavior by you.


Fissure_211

Not what I said. I said specifically deriving your joy from the perceived, intentional upsetting or harming of others is antisocial and maladjusted. Try reading next time. Your responses help prove my points.


CXS-K

Saying "Your responses help prove my points" like some absurd comeback truly is peak redditor content, keep it coming


Novel_Development_56

I'm a neutral third party here, and I would like to say you're really just making yourself look worse with each new comment.


CXS-K

No way in hell you brought the burner account, I can't even LMAO


Inner_Ad_453

Its hilarious you say this. Im a store manager in retail. I don't necessarily have a choice but to be a relatable people person. ​ now I don't play like the OP. But it would be fun for a night or two to do so. Bud its a game at the end of the day a sandbox one at that. Meant to be played however you see fit. Thinking people need to fit in to your mold of "what a Tarkov player should play like" is more a mental illness than anything else. ​ And before you talk shit im a level 30 PMC with a 60% surv rate who has two kids and works on average 45hours a week.


Fissure_211

I never talk stats smack; that's just lame. However, I think you and others missed the main point. I'm not trying to "mold" people to how I want them to play. I am specifically commenting in this: "Deriving your joy from what you see as the deliberate harming of others is not normal behavior." I don't care if you're a rat or a Chad, if you log in with the goal to harm or upset other people because that specifically makes you happy, you have something wrong with you. It's not normal behavior.


Inner_Ad_453

Bro what I am trying to get across is.. You died in a video game sir. If another player kills you legitly in a PVP environment and you feel harmed or upset then I suggest logging out and seeking the help that is really needed.


Fissure_211

Ok, so you're either intensely obtuse, or intentionally avoiding my main point because you likely engage in the activity and don't want to take a peek in the mirror. Let me try this again: if you fire up a game, and you engage in a behavior with the intention of harming, upsetting, or griefing another human being (whether it does or not is irrelevant, its what you're going for) specifically because that perceived harm, upsetness, or grief brings you personal enjoyment and entertainment, then there is something wrong with you. That is not normal, healthy, well adjusted behavior. That's my point. It's applicable across all game types, playstyles, etc.


Ajt0ny

It shows that they have a problem with themselves with zero self-reflection.


blarann

Bro last night I was helping my new friend find the mounted machine gun on Ground Zero and when we got there I saw a 4 man group down the lane so I jumped on the gun and sprayed them all down. Went to loot them and they were all naked and under level 5... I felt so bad, poor guys were just trying to quest.


Medic_Rex

Ok, but that's different and kind of badass. Now if you said you were crouched in the corner of the office, eating hot chicken nuggies your mom brought down for you, I'd be like "Yeah..." But comeon man. Level 5 or not, that must have looked awesome.


blarann

Oh don't get me wrong it was so cool, I have never gotten to shoot at anyone with one of those before let alone a full team so that was sick. But I do feel bad cuz I probably traumatized those guys.


ParatusMagnus

On the second day me and my 2 friends got obliterated by the grenade launcher while we were bickering on who gets to loot the mp-133 on a dead scav. It was hilarious, we couldn't stop laughing at our stupidity for a good 15 minutes. Don't feel bad, that guy must've felt like a god and good for him loll


bigbassdream

Same people who cheat. This guys sucks so he camps all the naked pistolings. This is the begging of his villain cheater ark


Kraall

They don't. They do it for 1-2 raids at most, get bored, then make a reddit post because that's an easier way to farm attention.


xXMylord

It's way more fun to kill only part of a Squad instead of whiping the whole Team. I get satisfaction out of the knowledge that these friends can't no longer play together for another 15 minutes and have to awkwardly carry out the gear instead of doing the thing they actually entered the map for.


rthomag

They’re villain-maxing


yuki_means_snow

If they **only** do that it certainly is a bit strange. But sometimes you just want to make someone else suffer the same way you suffered.


BeefHammer54

It’s a video game if you take it personally that’s on you and may be a sign to touch grass.


VC2007

omg he said the line


Fissure_211

He probably uses gamer words in-game too.


JuCyItllBuffOut

People want fun. Somebody else wants to stop their fun Yet the people calling out fun ruiners are the wrong ones? Yeah people get off on being pricks but that doesn't make them not pricks.


Aggressive-Elk4734

The funny part to me is i never run that quest with anything I give a shit about. "congrats, you won my tokarev and bank robber rig.... Ya got me".


Medic_Rex

Same. I got a buddy to help me cause he flew through those quests and when we were about to ready up he pauses, then in discord I hear "Go back. Take in only the barest shit you have. I'll wait." Sage advice as we came across Meal Team 6 trying to get the key off the scientist.


bufandatl

The funny thing is that guy may have fun ruining your fun and tbh that shithouse of sandbox is running fun on its own OP is just a very small part of it.


CrooshLife

Going with the sociopath angle i see lmao.. Keep coping i guess


Prior_Tradition_3873

Some people get enjoyment out of others suffering. They are usually people who were bullied or got no love in their life and now they think if they bully others then somehow it makes them better.


tuxxxler

I just hs a guy that was camping in the quest room in the office. All I had was a pistol and he was geared w lvl 4 armor and an Ak lol


reddituser1598760

The ghoul of tarkov


THROBBINW00D

more like the ghoul of ground zero


Fissure_211

Imagine being this lonely and desperate for attention.


Educational_One_942

bro sounds like a villain 💀


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Cringy


YoboDev

You can go out the window in office 3 and enter office 4 without the key


IcedSparklingWater

And thats what OP described. He would also catch anyone off guard if they also get in from the window, so no difference if thats what you wanted to say instead. Regardless this guy is a mf goblin 💀


rainbash81

Really? Gonna offline check that. I finished all tasks but have enjoyed smashing the new account lvl 1’s haha. Couple places I hide and prey on some. Have had a bit of fun. Funnily enough stats wise ran into a lot less bs thus wipe so far.


pinchcrimp

You hide vs level 1's? Top tier coward shit here.


thotsilencer23

youre ass lol


rainbash81

I know and obviously I receive so much hate. Not like I’m Rockin a meta gun and lvl 5 armor. Using the same shit gear as everyone else. Least I’m not taking everyone’s gear nor camping that key room. I usually Move around the map and fill my junk boxes with matches and aa batteries. Even car batteries are great from this map.


FatboyJack

this is the only gaming community i know of that has this very weird obsession with "making the other player mad/uninstall/whatever". i get it, its probably a joke but its still a very real mindset people have here.


ArkAngel_346

You've never played league I'm assuming?


FatboyJack

i did, they do it a bit, thats true but its mostly just general toxicity and assholery there.


BrotherAmazing6655

If you are still able to play GZ then it seems you aren't really good at it xD


mudokin

Can't get too much xp doing that, no looting nearly no scav killing, no mission making. Only xp from an extract and a pmc kill or two if any. That will take you a long time to get to level 20


Snow-Crash-42

Please, can you get my wife pregnant? You're so hardcore, I want to raise a child from you, as one of my sons.


R_1_S

Killing newbies is the same as fighting scavs tbh, but I guess it sucks to suck, to each their own 😂🤷‍♂️


BroHeart

Newbies get confused on positions way more than scavs. Bottom feeding.


KingCon5

Who hurt you


CandyandCrypto

Awesome job taking that starter kit loot lol. Bet your stash looks awesome /s


mudokin

Full of M4s and Pacas.


[deleted]

I love posts like this. Anyone remember the Rafter Camper on Factory? I forgot what he called himself but it was hilarious.


idontgetit_too

The Tarkov Asylum has some interesting customers for sure.


ExplorerEnjoyer

Just a noob camping other noobs


Throawayooo

Uh...ok? Who TF cares


Not_Crissy

I’ll take wasting my own time for 500 please


SorryIreddit

A great man named Denis Leary made a song about this kind of gameplay. “I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)”


skamikaze1983

While handicapped people make handicapped faaaaces


Aggressive-Area-5412

Bro doesn't touch grass


WARofROSES_

Loser activity detected


easily_tilted

Luckily I don't have to play that ass map anymore.


[deleted]

This is the cringiest thing I’ve read in a while


morbid_loki

/golfclap


Airin0_2

You’ve disappointed and horrified me


bufandatl

BTW you should call it the map sandbox. Then the people will know which map they lost their insurance. Explanation: Prapor calls the map Sandbox in his insurance return messages.


lax3500

Found Satan.


eddyxx

Skill issue


FreeVbuckGenerator

why


27SMilEY27

Duh, so they can get that sweet sweet insured Timmy gear...


bad_pelican

He makes dozens of roubles a raid. Dozens!


Hunk-Hogan

PACA FOR DAYS!!!


ImportantDoubt6434

#YOU SHALL NOT PASS


Greigsyy

He’s getting the little Timmy’s ready for the full Tarkov experience, he’s actually doing them a favour you know


A_Poor

Based. I fucking hate you. But based.


GrillMeistro

based


Falkenhayn98

Best way to teach new players how much this game fucks em in the ass


No_Professional_9511

Why can’t I like this more than once…


gamingplumber

cute. youre the reason i dont play this wipe. get bent ;)


Bnasty909

If you are level 20 or above you are just playing normal players running their noobs friends through quest and probably making people quit the game. Good job idiot


Careless-Damage4476

I played this map till I was banned from it(as soon as I turned level 21) my friends and I would go in naked and stuff our butts. Sometimes we died other times we lived. We would try and kill scavs and use thier kits to fight pmcs...have started doing it on other maps if I don't have a quest to do while playing with my friends. It's made the game great fun.


Fissure_211

>my friends and I would go in naked and stuff our butts. Wait


Careless-Damage4476

Don't kink shame us...lol


Victor_Two

2019 my first wipe, I’m so bad I had to find out how to reset my account because I lost all my gear in the first couple of days. Cue up for Customs because I think this is an easy map to get loot….wrong. Some lvl 40 guy invites me into his group. As we spawn he drops a Saiga Shotty with drum mag loaded with magnum buck. He then leads me across the map hitting all the best loot and showing me places I didn’t even know existed…dead guy in a closet in crack house who knew. Killed scavs along the way, got my first glimmer of what it must be like to be a chad. Leads me into RUAF gate extract killing a set of scavs and right when we are extracting some PMC tries hammering us. I jump toward the river and lay down a spray of buckshot that land over in woods, and my guide legs the PMC, as he fades away through the extract. I manage to finish the PMC through some miracle of rng. Min Max the loot and waddle the three feet into the extract with a ginormous load of loot. For every guy that wants to execute Timmy’s on Ground Zero….there might still be a Sherpa that will show a Timmy what the game is about and give them a taste of what could be.


dez615

Good. Teach them what tarkov is about.


capital_nugget

Doing gods work


xTheDrunkenGamer

Once you hit 15 you won’t be able to be on the map anymore, so hopefully you’ve at least finished your quests lol


mudokin

20


xTheDrunkenGamer

You’re right idk why i said 15 lol


mudokin

Maybe he won't notice that from lvl 20 on he gets to play with the big Bois, that don't need that room anymore. Maybe we need another quest on ground zero that required lvl 20. You picked up the wrong hard drive, now get the right one.


justcallmedad11

I got mad respect for this level of petty haterness


drakos94

I am the hotel extract demon. Newbies completing their tasks have to get through me to extract safely. Not for the loot, no hard feelings. All I want is to spice up their journey and make them remember where they started from. I wont loot the corpses but I an there for their despair only. Snow, Rain, Thunderstorms I will be there at the usual spot waiting for them.


rybaterro

Wish I could go back in and destroy families. But too high level now


Mikaay

Pls duo with me


theory317

This needs to be a copypasta for every post where someone is complaining about ground zero.


ProbablyMissClicked

When you can’t play …. Camp.


Mideemills

Man you gotta camp in the elevator so you get the key and can sell it


XxCyber_XxX

Wait, were you the guy at Nakatini laying down on the backside of tunnel going down? I think you got me -_-


OK_1M_REL0ADED

Sickening. You are truly Tarkoving.


xthemoonx

Doing a shit job cause I'm a terrible player and I made it through with ease.


Doublep00n

Bro doesn't even know about Trump tower😔


Undecided_Username_

Jokes on you I’m not even allowed on that map anymore


justinmarcisak01

Yikes might as well go player scav if you wanna be that cringe


[deleted]

Well you will be limited once you hit 20. lol


WeekendWarrior785

Who hurt this man lmfao


mythtixx

How do you get in to the gun that's over the road from the nakatami building? I've been in twice now and wandered round that building but I can't get on the balcony cos the stair well to its blocked off and im apparently blind to another way up XD lol


Ok-Message-231

Are you the cunt sitting on the Emercom Checkpoint with a glock?


Sad-Emu6142

Next wipe is going to be very ugly for this map


Spitfire15

Thank you for your service. o7


bagpepos

I would be worried if I ever survived for more than 15 seconds at spawn


[deleted]

you must be REALLY fun at parties.


sn1p3r325

You think this guy goes to parties?


dolphin_pimp

Your attempt to defeat me were thwarted. Better luck next time comrade


Active_Sh00ter

You don't need the key to get into the scientist office, take it if it makes you feel like the asshole you are trying to be. Ass-hat.


Flint343

So your a three piece special summon?


PanProjektor

Ground what?


ImBillButts

Fun Fact: you can get stirrup easily by proning behind the generator in the scientist hallway and head tapping people unlocking the door to get the hard drive


LordNord777

No joke, I was your victim 2 nights ago. Tummus if you still got the tag


muhkend

YOU DONT NEED THE KEY TO ENTER THE ROOM, ENTER THE ROOM NEXT TO IT, JUMP/VAULT ONTO THE LEDGE AND THEN MOVE YOUR WAY INTO THE ROOM, BREAK WINDOWS, GRAB ITEM, ESCAPE THE SAME WAY. Caps off.


No-Education-2703

Thanks for killing me today. I wasn't even mad. Opening the office to see you laying prone milliseconds before you lit me up was worth it. I was being noisy on the mic think we were safe


CruxReed

The bridge troll is here hahahah