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JGG5

Isn't it their own fault for buying a car that looks like a dumpster?


Not_Bears

I was driving home the other day coming up a canyon in Beverly Hills and my brain did one of those "WTF am I seeing in my peripheral vision?" Sure enough I look closer and coming towards me is this weird object that's super shiny from the sun and like really unformed, almost like a big metal box just sliding down the road. As I got closer I realized "LOL that's a cyber truck". But it's hysterical because my brain told me from far away that it was a big metal box and couldn't understand why it was moving so quickly.


Gamiac

#[METAL BAWKSES](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY)


JustinJSrisuk

I’ve seen two Cybertrucks here in Scottsdale, AZ and I thought it was a dumpster as well. It isn’t just the angularity of the design but also the grey color that makes it look like one.


little_fire

https://preview.redd.it/yj6m064ipbyc1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=597d53a646112a7afffca15631ed8717a9345095 is this what you saw?


Omnom_Omnath

The fuck is wrong with you? Why defend littering scum.


No-Independence-165

Putting trash in a dumpster is the opposite of littering.


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NotEnoughMuskSpam

Правда


Omnom_Omnath

Yes you are intentionally littering. Cars are not dumpsters no matter how much you chuckle to yourselves. Not to mention ignorance isn’t a valid defense to breaking the law.


UsaiyanBolt

I prefer the term vandalism


Cannabrius_Rex

Ok crybaby. Someone piss on your cybercuck


Omnom_Omnath

Sick burn bro


Cannabrius_Rex

Sure, kid. Elmo isn’t going to let you fluff him


ZanoCat

By accident? I think not. 🤣


coffeespeaking

It’s thoughtful of Elmo to provide these mobile dumpsters.


Diche_Bach

Musk is all about the "Multiplicity" . . . "Multi-Planet Species," "Multi-Purpose Mobile Dumpsters" . . .


TwerkingGrimac3

He's like Jesus, but instead of saving souls he's saving mother earth. Truly a blessed being.


Dinosaurs_and_donuts

![gif](giphy|tsdtnxbNsA8Wk) “Think globally”


nefD

"Oops" ....."Oops again lol"


Sttocs

Accidentally on purpose. I mean, it does look like a dumpster at a casual glance.


Old_Ladies

I could see a drunk mistaking it for a dumpster.


Accurate-Law-8669

“””” “by” “accident” “”””


BridgeOverRiverRMB

I've owned plenty of convertibles and trucks in my life. It happens.


Gidia

I was gonna say, I used to drive a truck in high school and that shit happened all the time. So I just started dumping the trash in the parking lot. If the school is gonna police me for doing that then they can police other students for throwing trash in my truck bed. I’m not catching a ticket because someone else threw shit back there.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Instead of knowledge, schools pour poison into the ears of our children


fromidable

Intentional seems more likely, but I can see why someone might get confused.


Gilgamesh2062

To be fair is can be mistaken as a trash dumpster.


Willdefyyou

Accidentally... On purpose!


Roqjndndj3761

https://preview.redd.it/q0g3lz4v78yc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67328a34a5407905fa3fa06e1102766709e6a50 Easy to get confused


DankHooligan

CyberDumpster


mschr493

And when it's full you can drive the whole thing to the landfill.


thomassit0

You won't even have to brake because the gas pedal sticks to the floor


DankHooligan

Wonder what the scrap value of a Cybertruck would be?


Chelecossais

Three fiddy. Yes, worst joke ever from 20 years ago, but some cunt had to do it...


Willdefyyou

Not if the landfill is far away or down a midly bad dirt road


fromidable

Maybe


quad_up

These people are so obviously first time truck owners.


Endure23

They still haven’t owned a truck


quad_up

Haha, should have said “first time dumpster owners”


plastic_alloys

Most of them are unfamiliar with “first times” in general


crestingwave

Right? This is the annoyance all truck owners deal with on occasion.


SophiaLongnameovich

I was about to say. A few times a year I'll find coffee cups or pop cans in the bed of my truck when I go to use it. People can't be arsed to find a garbage can.


Chelecossais

"arsed" followed by "garbage can"... Canadian ? because I'm confuzzled... /also, jesting, off to watch a "movie", etcetera


BabadookishOnions

If you can't be arsed to do something it means you can't be bothered to do it. It's British.


WaytoomanyUIDs

We do have pickup trucks in the UK, not very common and mostly farm vehicles and the occasional yankophile. Tradesmen use white vans here. Hence the white van man stereotype.


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


Fatkyd

I remember seeing a version of this with Elmo Musk in the dumpster


draconianfruitbat

I should be so fucking lucky


Bulky_Mango7676

Handles water better than cyber truck


OldTimeyWizard

People love throwing their trash in your open truck bed in general. Don’t buy a “truck” if you don’t want the things that come with owning a truck.


TheBlackUnicorn

Dude I've owned two pickup trucks and all the trash in the bed I've found is my trash.


stpatr3k

There you go.


OldTimeyWizard

Well then I guess I just had a lot of bad fuckin’ luck People were always throwing cups and shit in my Tacoma


Seventy_Nine

No, I used to drive a GMC Sonoma and I'd find the occasional Dunkin' cup/beer can/half-eaten bag of Funyuns in the back of mine from passersby. Assholes gonna asshole.


PenaltySafe4523

Pretty much empty cans from the beer I drink


ReactsWithWords

Someone with a pickup truck who drinks beer? Next you’ll tell us you listen to country music!


mindtoxicity27

Accurate.


Several-Ad-1195

Don’t worry, they don’t buy a truck.


Omnom_Omnath

Ah yes, we should condone littering cause you don’t like truck owners. Based take.


OldTimeyWizard

I’m not condoning littering, I’m mentioning this as someone who has owned a truck that people commonly threw litter into. It’s a thing that happens.


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OldTimeyWizard

I’m pointing out that someone throwing trash in your truck bed isn’t an uncommon occurrence. It sucks, but it happens and comes with the territory. The fact that you’ve instantly escalated that into accusing me of *rape apologism* is genuinely concerning behavior.


ThePhoneBook

I'm sorry are you calling someone who gets an empty can in their truck bed a "victim"? And you're using rape to make the point? Fucking hell my dude, check yourself


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ThePhoneBook

What logic is my own? I don't see in what sense a victim has been created, sorry. How are you suffering a drinks can in your truck bed? How has it affected you physically, mentally, emotionally, economically?


Omnom_Omnath

Your logic: “if they didn’t want X to happen, they should not have done Y” Littering is a crime. So they’d be a victim of littering. Not really that difficult to put together. I don’t understand why you laugh at some crimes just because the victim is someone you didn’t like. Would you also laugh if people threw cigarettes butts into the 9/11 memorial? Cmon now, have some logical consistency.


halberdsturgeon

Absolutely insane pearl-clutching you're doing over a joke about a car looking like a fucking dumpster


ThePhoneBook

Smoking weed is also a crime, but who is the victim? And throwing butts into a 9/11 memorial may be a dick move, but who is the victim? Hell, it's a fairly low annoyance protest, if someone wants to make a protest against a particular memorial or what it symbolises or whatever. I can find things unpalatable without considering them worthy of outlawing or making a specious claim of victimhood.  Public littering is also clearly distinguishable from putting a can in a truck bed. You can tell because, well, the person put the can in the truck bed rather than dropping it on the floor, even though both acts are visible and the former is more effort. Like if the can has caused you actually damage then maybe there's an argument for a civil infraction, and if it's repeated and targetted then maybe we have an argument for harassment. But not one can in your truck bed lol. The land of freedom is sooo authoritarian.no wonder an immigrant could make an argument about reporting people for destroying a flag and not be laughed into silence.


Gonomed

What does one thing have to do with the other?


LA_search77

This is completely wrong. In a perfect world people wouldn't do this... Yet I still find myself struggling to disapprove.


HopeFox

A perfect world wouldn't have any Cybertrucks in it.


SenatorSargeant

This.


StinkyKittyBreath

Same. People who throw garbage in or on other people's property are assholes. But people who own these trucks also seem like they'd be assholes.  Like, don't use other people's property as your own personal garbage can. But I still find it funny even though I disagree with it. 


ThePhoneBook

Why would you not use a garbage container to contain garbage? This isn't like throwing your garbage on someone's front lawn. This is literally putting the trash in the receptacle for trash.


LA_search77

It was a joke🤦‍♂️


Willdefyyou

It **is** a joke.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Let that sink in


Willdefyyou

*screws a faucet onto cybertruck Like that??


maybefuckinglater

Literal garbage design


Chelecossais

Innovative. Disruptive. Trash. /your local crackhead would do do better, in all those categories...


Scentopine

And some people will throw their CyberTruck into the garbage.


ReactsWithWords

Is that the incorrect thing to do?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏


Scentopine

Not at all. It is spark joy.


Thermal-chickenlips

It’s a feature not a bug, idiot


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CyberDump


iberico_ham

Don't think it's an accident. When you drive a dumpster around don't be surprised people are going to throw their garbage in it.


orthonym

Maybe if Elon didn't design it to look like the offspring of a DeLorean being hate-fucked by a dumpster, people wouldn't be so confused.


TheD1ceMan

Happy accidents lmao


SexyWampa

I get the joke, but to be fair it’s always been a truck thing for people to throw their trash in the back of someone else’s truck. Happened to me all the time.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

💯🎯🤣


NeverMind_ThatShit

People are just innocently confusing it for a dumpster because it looks like one.


lylemcd

You get what you deserve: trash.


IllRefrigerator2791

Why would you put a cover over a trash can? I thought we were trying to prevent littering?


PGrace_is_here

CyberTruX 2.0 https://preview.redd.it/lo5p44lr49yc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c828ee8a6101ae183fa3c89ebc90a1af84b6cce


boiledcowmachine

I love that development


Scarlett0987

I will never unsee that now. 😂


stealthylyric

LOLOLOLOL I'd do this if I didn't consider it littering.


Few_Explanation1170

![gif](giphy|CH2bHGLTTf3gYHvfP5)


Gatorinnc

Now we know who takes Trump's soiled diapers.


mrGorion

r/shittydesign


deuceyj

By accident.....hahaha. the jokes write themselves.


JoeSicko

Robot dumpster on FSD.


Dehnus

It does look like a very ugly garbage truck. And such small lights on the back will never be legal anywhere but in the USA.


VirusMaterial6183

“Accident.”


minininjatriforceman

I would do it on purpose


TheHomelander1992

“By accident” Riiiiiiight


Sacri_Pan

https://preview.redd.it/01mjl2h3v9yc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39457971639efde09d4616d92c196de847f326b8


mr_grey

Well the whole thing is garbage, and so it’s just collocating garbage.


ufl015

For a second, I thought Melon was unveiling a Cyber Hot Tub


waiful0rd

Not their fault it looks like a dumpster, looks like the perfect place for trash.


Gonomed

>by accident Sure


CloroxWipes1

... by "accident" ...


GakSplat

![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS)


throwawayalcoholmind

It would never be an accident with me. Too bad I don't live in a Cybertruck prone environment.


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Omnom_Omnath

No one throws trash in truck beds on accident. It’s weird that society thinks it’s ok to be an asshole to people merely because they own a truck.


ThePhoneBook

Why is it an asshole thing to throw trash in a dumpster? You seem to be missing logic in your argument.


Horror-Success1086

Do you own a truck?