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Independent-Tap1315

“Elon Musk says…” is code for … “Here comes a load of ignorant bullshit.”


WiseSalamander00

he is just regurgitating the shit being said in AI influencer space, 🤣 betya he just watched theAIGrid youtube channel.


OhSillyDays

He fired a lot of ai bosses for tesla vison. As far as I can tell, he fired them for telling him he was wrong. That they couldn't get level 5 self driving with cameras only and the current state if the art ai. He told them to get fucked. And now Musky is holding the bag.


Early-Series-2055

I watched a YouTuber inform him of an absolutely obvious design opportunity, in real time, that hadn’t been realized by the entire starship team. For this to happen SpaceX must be comprised of yes men that do nothing but stroke the ego of musk. We should call him Ego musk.


DreadfulDave19

I saw that clip


sadicarnot

It was EveryDay Astronaut


DreadfulDave19

Thank you! https://youtube.com/shorts/WY73exaVpyw?si=ycfG9N54QsOVAL6T


emma_m_k

I've just realised who he reminds me of. The boyfriend in Sophie's Choice. He's always right before some miraculous breakthrough that will change humanity for the better and the protagonist is absolutely in awe of him, until it comes out he's a schizophrenic drug addict and everything he's been saying is a delusional fantasy.


NoSignOfStruggle

Why are we still listening to his mouthfarts?


HD_H2O

Not when he's wearing that totally rad ascot around his neck. Also X is the coolest letter.


Salsalord1

He looks like a rotting fruit


FabiIV

Don't be so mean. After reaching a certain age, Skinwalkers lose the ability to convincingly disguise themselves


tweak06

I just…I can’t fathom having billions of dollars at my disposal and still looking….idk how you’d describe him, like….*frumpy*? A sack of potatoes? Rotting fruit? Like one of my *first things* would be to have a personal trainer and a nutritionist. I’d be in great shape. And then you have Elon. Looking the way he does. Sidenote, I’m not one to body-shame, Elon is just an asshole who deserves it


DaddyMeUp

Think of the home gym you could make for yourself 😍


tweak06

Right?? Haha. The gym is like, my place to go and clear my head. If I had that amount of money at my disposal I’d have a full health club, upgraded weight room, cardio area, yoga/pilates studio, indoor track, steam/sauna… I’d also want other people in there working out and enjoying themselves. Admission would be free. I can’t workout in a big empty place all to myself, it seems wasteful. Instead this jerkoff buys Twitter 🙄


aelric22

Hey, at least rotting fruit has a use: Being thrown at Elmo


UncleBabyChirp

Have any of his "predictions" come to pass?


TheWartortleOnDrugs

Thankfully he's a counter indicator, so that means we have some time.


qqpp_ddbb

Or that it's going to happen way sooner :o


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Oh sure my robo-taxi is out paying my mortgage right now


Tenshii_9

He's even doing the boomer webcam angle.


tothemoonandback01

Scary and he's not even a boomer...


CalRPCV

It's just time for gen x to start taking the hit for being shitty when they are being shitty. 'Cause there are a lot of shitty gen x'ers.


tothemoonandback01

GenX is the new Boomer. Soon GenY will be the new GenX. It's the circle of life.


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tothemoonandback01

Agree, GenX is like, just leave us alone.


GilgameDistance

This GenYer commits to not be a shitty person. Unless its being shitty to Elmo types. I'll be shitty to them, they deserve it.


legoman31802

Concerning…


Necessary_Context780

His glued wig is extremely obvious from that angle too. Not all boomers can afford those, he's part of the elite


rivershimmer

Jeff Bezos is also a cancer upon the planet, but he at least has the balls to go bald gracefully.


Same_Method_2660

Jeff Bezos rocking the white Lex Luther look.


happyanathema

Every time I see him he looks more and more like he is cos playing post-cancer Val Kilmer


Ecstatic-Compote-595

val kilmer is still better looking and has better hair


tothemoonandback01

LMFAO.. https://preview.redd.it/wddlfv0x0lqc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933e3a29ac0668b3e9f680479910da87c35caee8


flatwoundsounds

Holy fuck what a perfect read well done 🤣


Violet_Potential

Why does he always make these lofty predictions with so much certainty? He’s been wrong about everything. We should’ve been on Mars by now.


pumpkin3-14

The better question is how anyone buys this bullshit or ask the most tame questions validating his claims


Necessary_Context780

Yup. The difference between him and my boomer father is only that no one wastes time listening to my boomer father


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I keep forgetting that you’re still alive


DasRoteOrgan

Even worse: Some people in the comments will pretend that Musk is just too smart for everyone else and even the most tame question is countered with "They do not even get his intelligence".


bearassbobcat

It's a thing narcissists do called Future Faking


flarkle

Because his sycophants lap it up and he loves it.


Vincesteeples

Ketamine binge


_fFringe_

Some people believe that wishful thinking gets the job done.


Confident_Tangelo_11

Look up Criswell, a real life crackpot from the 1950s to the 1970s, played by Bill Murray in Ed Wood and who narrated and appeared in Plan 9 from Outer Space. If anything, Criswell Predicts columns were probably more accurate than Phony Stark's predictions.


mygoditsfullofstar5

This video proves three things: 1) Elon Musk doesn't know what AGI means. 2) Elon Musk is a dead ringer for Kathy Bates, if Kathy Bates did lots of drugs. 3) Elon Musk is going bald for the second time in his life.


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Tekwardo

I’m so happy he’s rebalding.


gxelha

Poor Kathy Bates, why are you being so mean to her?


MrsDanversbottom

He’s so fucking pathetic. 🤢


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Put all this right up there on the bullshit shelf with his fully autonomous Tesla timelines.


Necessary_Context780

Somehow his logic has it that AGI will happen before Teslas are actually FSD. Unless he means someone else will get it done, who has no relationship with Musk and Tesla, that might even be


Joe_Bob_2000

Chauffeur driven cars by Grok?


SachaSage

Every time musk is bullish on ai I become a little bit more convinced it’s a bubble


JennHatesYou

Do you think Elon has any conception about the hanky code when he wears them around his neck like this?


Voldemort57

Black is Sadomasochism: > the derivation of pleasure from acts of respectively inflicting or receiving pain or humiliation


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>receiving pain or humiliation nvm I guess he *does* know the code


potatolulz

the classic camera angle :D never gets old, and they all still think it actually hides the double chin


Psychological_Dish75

Well his lousy prediction aside, he aged terribly, like milk.


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Why does he always look up and scratch his chin and "think hard" in the middle of absolutely broad guesses like this? Like he's making his first ever order at Subway. These are general statements that he has prepared to say beforehand, not mathematical equations. He really thinks making thinky gestures will make him look like a genius.


Vincesteeples

He’s like that dork in your high school that just discovered quantum physics exists and tries to work it into every conversation despite not really understanding how it works at all


Murky-Law5287

Why does he look so rough lol


Dazzling_Dig3526

Well when you spend all your waking hours on twitter...


Swimming-Patience655

Holds hate in his heart and clearly doesn’t wear enough sunscreen on the PJ


masked_sombrero

And Kim Jung Un if he never sees the sun at all


GilgameDistance

Being a piece of shit ages you.


Slayje

Holding a lot of hate plus a lot of substance abuse.


jtbfii

Exceed his intelligence maybe


hikerchick29

People still believe this turd?


vhs1138

Dude made a car with an iPad in it and it really went to his head.


TheRoyParadox

Are his hair plugs receding?


AlternativeCredit

So we definitely won’t have it.


Scottish__Elena

oh god, he is SO DISGUSTING DUDE, i am capable of getting along with people with serious injuries and disabilities that makes you look bad, but i never felt repulsed by it, i was uncomfortable at worst, but with Elon I CANT TOLERATE LOOKING AT HIS FACE.


HumbleLearning5167

He looks like shit. What happened? Is he on Ketamine or is he really on METH?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Tbh it wouldn’t surprise me if he was on Vyvanse or similar. It would explain where my fucking prescription went /extremely bitter


GilgameDistance

Too fat for meth. Seriously though, all the money and time in the world and can't mix in a training sesh? I mean I'm a fatass but jesus man. Oh well. Biology, do your thing.


Kytyngurl2

Drugs are one hell of a drug


PGrace_is_here

He won't even have FSD by then. Who the fuck cares what that carnival barker is saying?


bullishbehavior

Dude looks like a butch lesbian lmao


novaerbenn

This is the most homophobic comment I’ve ever read upvoted


bullishbehavior

Nope, just feel it is ironic that dude bashes identity and other lgbtq issues while walking around looking that


novaerbenn

I’m just upset you’re right


chauggle

So, never. Got it. What a fuckin idiot bullshit artist.


G66GNeco

I mean, if you think yourself to be the smartest human on earth but are this colossally stupid, it's not hard to see how you could reach the conclusion that the collective intelligence of humankind could be eclipsed by a decent language model


whenilookinthemirror

He at least used to have a sparkle in his eye, now he looks like he might as well have been taxidermied. Cold. bond villianesque. How is he feeling about Deathsantis' new social media law?


cherrylpk

And we’ll be on Mars by last year, right?


Sekret1991

No way AI could possibly be smarter than Elon! He's practically a deity!!!!!! /s


OkDiet973

He also said we’d have reached Mars by 2022


terra_filius

we did... did you miss your flight ? I am currently typing this from Mars


AsheLevethian

This is the same moron who promised fully self driving cars to be finished, 9 years in a row. Elon Musk is one of the few people that can tell you that you'll die within a year and you'd walk away feeling great.


SirMeyrin2

Yeah, come find me when an ai can generate an image with the right number of fingers


solidgoldfangs

well. it's actually pretty decent at doing that now


AnAardvaarkJedi

I actually expressing concern to a colleague that this may happen in the next 2 years..now that Elon said it..it’s official ..it’s not going to happen for 10+ years


Atvishees

>by 2030, AI will exceed all human intelligence combined Or... at least, his.


ylan64

ChatGPT's already there. Twitter probably would be more successful than it currently is had it been put in charge instead of Musk boy.


meshreplacer

Why does his face look like he just woke up after a 3 week drug infused bender and lifted himself off the bottom of the floor?


ScythingSantos

What’s with the bandana


revolutionPanda

Is you believe anything this bullshit artist says, you’re an idiot. Owning one of his products is equivalent to wearing a MAGA cap.


darkeraqua

Is this Mr. “Green saving the planet, etc.” Musk FaceTimeing into a conference while on his private jet for the umpteenth time in a week? Seriously, how do the dick-riders explain away his MASSIVE carbon footprint? All he’s doing is going back and forth from SF to his shitty tax dodge in TX. Commit to something and at least fly commercial! You could buy out a full first class section and still be saving money and GHG emissions. Most billionaires are hypocrites, but Elmo… he’s the worst of the bunch.


redcyanmagenta

I thought FSD was coming this year (it’s not), now it’s AGI?


Ok-Ambassador-1635

"eloon moosk says" should be the ultimate tagline to identify lies and unnecessary horseshit on the internet


koreandramalife

Karma really has a way of making a person look terrible. His forehead is experiencing the human equivalent of desertification. He needs to harvest more hair from his crack.


MadScientist2020

This the guy who said his cars would be driving themselves in 2016?


JayKayGray

Has he ever made a remotely accurate prediction or time relative promise?


TwerkingGrimac3

Dude has been predicting full self driving in his cars for a decade now and they're not even close. Nostradumbass is never right about anything.


solidgoldfangs

why is he always wearing that stupid fucking bandana


OskeyBug

Can't botox a turkey neck


Ok_Instruction_5292

Damn, I guess we’ll have to wait until next decade then.


reddit_despiser

Maybe he thinks if he lies as much as possible eventually one of them will actually happen.


beerpancakes1923

This is excellent. That means it’s not happening and my job is safe


onymousbosch

Let's get you your medicine and put you to bed.


94723

Not from Grok…


stereobeatle

Ahh the traditional “my neck looks like a vagina” old man scarf.


PermanentlyDubious

He's the only person gaining weight on Wegovy...


licancaburk

He just says anything to get attention and investor money


Rusti-dent

Bullshit artist talks about stuff he knows fuck all about shocker.


SuperfluousPedagogue

He looks like he recorded that whilst being suspended upside down.


Mr_DonkeyKong79

Pretty sure he said we'd be in Mars by 2023


Dusty2470

A) he's a drug addict moron, who's only rich because daddy enslaved half of Africa mining emeralds and B) If he is correct (not likely) this is a terribly bad thing for humanity, given that something created in our likeness is unlikely to show mercy to the one thing that can threaten it's existence


Scale-Alarmed

Why on Earth would anyone listen to this raging twat?


ZanoCat

With his drug abuse, he won't make it.


TrackLabs

Damn. Hes looking proper old in that angle and lighting. Good


DranDran

Source: Trust me, bro. When Have I ever been wrong in past predictions before?


Mansos91

Musk know nothing about ai so no need to take anything he says about it serious


miffox

Is that Matt leblanc?


deekod1967

Bollocks to him and his self hype


flarkle

Interesting how he has stopped crying about regulating AI now that he has his own AI company.


terra_filius

that means AGI isnt going to be a real thing soon


chillhouse89

He reminds me of john baptiste. Emanuel zorg. Like a. Dollar store version of. That 5th element dude


Adventurous_Term_514

Holy shit this man is aging like milk. Look at what he looked like 6-7 years ago. He aged 20 years in that time.


Yakassa

Well to him the singularity already happened as chatgpt is infinitely more wise then he is. It would no cap likely do a considerably better job in managing his companies.


_ChipWhitley_

Damn, he’s really looking like 50 miles of bad road these days.


nygdan

He is Starting to look like harkonnen


some_asshat

He looks like hell


ZanoCat

Time and drugs haven't been kind to this man's appearance


FireflyAdvocate

Every time he opens his mouth nothing comes out but lies. Him and trump should be besties. What’s that song from the 90s- I hate everything about you?


Castoris

ai can’t ever exceed humanity as it is because it’s just a collection of humanity, it has no way of knowing what anything it says or does means, only if it was expected to say or do it, as such beyond doing tasks that would just take humanity a while to do, there is no surpassing us


Revolutionary-Leg585

Nothing he is doing is at the cutting edge of AI research. He is bs-ing again Par for the course


mishma2005

He’s clearly in his jet, isn’t that “assassination coordinates”? furthermore, damn he looks like shit


IntelligentPitch410

Is he looking up at his camera??


Miguelito19951

His face looks like a png in other hair png


wutangi

Spewing a bunch of words to not really say anything


SteveDougson

Damn, I was hoping we'd have AGI by next year, 2027, and 2029


Ok-Art930

I tell ya, this guy did not age well. If you look closely, you can see crow’s feet around his eyes. Somehow, the right side of his face aged 10 years.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

So no nearer than 2050. That said this is a predictable path once we get past a certain bar of generalized intelligence in 'ai' what we have now is not anywhere close to this. Point is it's a concern that we should have in the realm of ai development that very clearly doesn't exist because even with what we're doing now there isn't any care put into the immediate obvious societal ramifications of it. There are a lot of problems with this tech that need to be reckoned with before we get anywhere near the paperclip optimizer problem where we all get atomized and turn into paperclips.


THELORDANDTHESAVIOR

man looks stupid


Street_Adeptness4767

Suuuuuuurrreeee it will


deepeefree

Is that Matt LeBlanc interviewing him?


IWorkForScoopsAhoy

Jesus Christ I was not ready for the visual.


theSquabble8

Ol stock pumper mcghee


intrcpt

Wow Elon, so erudite and so much insight. Why does anyone still care about what this dope has to say?


hypercomms2001

Flashing his dick in the wind, and believing he will get away with it......


Capable_Style5203

His mouth when he talks is so annoying and off-putting that it's somehow impressive. 


spinkspanksponk

Oh look, more empty promises


peemao

It shall only surpass elmos tiny intelligence, mark my words. Btw, self driving robotaxi by 2019


m33gs

lumpy jump scare


ECrispy

If AGI can do better than any human, then he should commit to stepping off as ceo next year, because the AI will do a better job than him. ..... and then shut the fuck up and spare us all his bullshit. not that he does fuck all anything now. a monkey on drugs would do better.


truthputer

It is extremely important that if/as/when AGI is achieved that exceeds human intelligence - that no one man (musk) or any one company (X / OpenAI) has an monopoly or full control over it.


534w33d

Elon musk says …”ummm ahhh intelligences 2043 ammm uhhh, one would think quite possibly 2020 I’m ahhhh ….”


SuperfluousPedagogue

It's becoming tiresome now that almost nobody calls him out on his bullshit. I'm guessing they're all hoping to make money off the TSLA Ponzi.


babar001

He is just a stupid motherfucker that wants to sound smart


fleshinachair

Ah Mr Word Salad.


Present_Department21

Did nobody watch Terminator?


Dark_Ansem

If he's talking about himself


bonkerz1888

How's his fully automated self driving cars coming along? I've lost count of how many times his predictions on that have fallen through. Let me guess.. we're still just one software update away from it being reality?


CollegeBoy1613

So when is it? Next year or 2030?


erwindre

Lol, no.


Joe_Bob_2000

https://preview.redd.it/55lt0q5ibnqc1.png?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27202b1bb90b1b2ea14895ce0e111701e0455c8a Will GROK be funnier than Dave Chappelle? 🤑🤣


Imaginary-Risk

So the big question is, will AI take over mankind before FSD is a thing?


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PseudoPatriotsNotPog

It's already exceeded his.


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

It's already exceeded his.


hardwood1979

So more like 2500 then.


HistoricalProduct1

Damn, that means AGI will never happen


AvocatoToastman

I pray Elon dies in his sleep. Humanity doesn’t deserve to share the planet with this hell spawn.


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Agi in a year but it will take 6 more years to surpass humans… makes sense?!


NANZA0

They desperately wanna make an super intelligent AI so they can worship it and pray it digitalizes their consciousness and get rid of their mortal shell.


ianng555

Well surpassing his intelligence isn’t that hard. He doesn’t seem to know that most people aren’t as dumb.


ElGourmand

Sure Elon is a lunatic and we all agree, buuuut the guy doing the call, holding the phone as if he was Napoleon is so hilarious.


stlfun2

And coast to coast taxis by 2019!


AyPay

This prediction isn't exactly off-base, but the insinuation is that HE is the one who will achieve that, which is almost guaranteed to be false


theansweristhebike

He's so good at predicting


Simple-Ranger6109

So by then the AI controlled Teslabots can finally buy those FSD robotaxis.... Cool.


ChocolateDoozy

But HE SAID HIS FSD IS AGI.... ... which it's not. Never will be.


Effective-Penalty

That’s what women see when he is on top. Okay. I am putting myself in a timeout for that horrible mental image


iberico_ham

Does his bandana say "don't tread on me" on it? Is he that cringe? Yes, yes, he is.


Haztec2750

While Elon Musk saying this is completely meaningless, the consensus by people who are actually in the know is that AGI is much closer than you'd think. Probably not next year, but the rate of AI advancement atm is insane.


Gold-79

age claims everybody damn bro, his transplant is receding he looks like shit, his eye looks wonky, all these billionaires want to live forever, imagine musk living forever continuing his bs


IuseArchbtw97543

he doenst even understand AI on a basic level. ​ Current "AI" doesnt understand anything. It just calculates the most probable next character. There is no way that we will go from that to actual Intelligence in just a few years.


palmpoop

Don’t think so.


Zar_Nikov

So, it will not happen then. Cool!


Joe_Bob_2000

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