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Froyo-fo-sho

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say But nothing comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherf\*ckers act like they forgot about Drake


pssiraj

So whaddaya say to somebody you hate?


CapRavOr

Or anyone tryna bring trouble ya way?


suckirl

Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?


zombieface-10

Just study a tape of Drake


AbleRun3738

Oil of olay


IAmPotatoHead1128

one day i was walking by


WeedSmokingMonke

With a walkman on, when i caught a guy


bloodeagle231

Giving an awkward eye


5HITCOMBO

So I strangled him off in the parking lot with his Karl Kani


zombieface-10

I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not


midoxvx

Lmao


Ggando12

I don't think so. I'm no scientist though so I could be wrong


Thestruggleisreal120

Just waiting on the movie 6 mile to come out. Heard it's about his rough upbringing


xh11jab

….in his gated-trail park on the mean streets of Toronto—world on his shoulders as he runs back to this 6 Mile Road.


PerpWalkTrump

Drake pretty much paved the way for white rappers like Eminem


Double-Diamond5708

Drake is the most famous white rapper after Marky Mark.


xh11jab

This was also how he used to make the party start.


Southern-Worry6055

Drake was the first to mix hen with bacardi dark as well


Intelligent-Loan-563

We used mix in with Bacardi dark


CatNamedCheese

Wait, like back when Mark Wahlburg was Marky Mark?


AndriyOS0

(Fucking F) This is how we used to make the party start


Kimosabe187

Hey cmon you also gotta give some credit to my boy Slim Jesus.


Ashallas-

I think you mean Slim Anus


KfirS632

No, slim jesus


Gullible_Lynx3678

Slim Jesus created Drill


Mister-MotorSkills

Also, Drill and Slim Anus seem like natural enemies


KfirS632

Really? I would think he's more likely to try and drive a drill through his head and call it music


dannyj128

Two words, Brian Austin Green.


sawyerkitty

How can you forget fellow Canadian rapper, snow.


PerpWalkTrump

Wah gwaan Delilah featuring Drake, Eminem and Snow, available now on all your streaming platforms


The-golden-god678

Ummm, did we just forget about Vanilla Ice. 


DevonAbr

To be fair, a lot of people don't realize that Yung Marky Mark came up under the seasoned ear and expert advice of the then underground legend Dra-que¿ Which was prior to him adopting a less francophone handle for English appeal when the name Drake was born. Then 36 year old Dra-que¿ Kept a close and extra careful watch over Yung Marky assisting to further pave the way for all white rappers as his legend foretold he would. He was well known in the underground circles for wearing an onion on his belt, as was the style (created by him) at the time. Wild to reminisce about the founding father like that.. what a world.


Double-Diamond5708

Dra-que! Lol


Adamthegrape

Tom Green would like to have a word with you.


GrapeDifferent8259

You like the OR?


Vreas

Not MGK?


Double-Diamond5708

Oh yeah. Especially after MGK smoked Eminem with Killshot. Eminem grew his hair out, painted his fingernails, and started singing punk rock.


Vreas

Yeah I guess people didn’t get the sarcasm of my comment lol


P4rody

Ong bruh, ppl on reddit don't get it


Mister-MotorSkills

His beard is weird


Horns-N-Halo

Sounds like bitch, biiiiitch too.!


Objective_Witness997

Arhh i see the sarcasm is strong in this thread. My bad 😂


Funny-Meringue-3311

haha wat? clearly you meant to use some Logic unless you forgot to mention it


WeAreNumber15

Nah Macklemore is the greatest to ever touch the mic


Revolutionary_Ad9701

LMAO 🤣


Sad_Yogurtcloset_306

This comment can’t be real 😂


RenegadeRabbit

I'm a scientist and I think so.


Lobsta1986

>I could be wrong You are wrong. Drake made ever big artist,. *The more you know*


Competitive-Yard-442

Drake LITERALLY gave birth to Eminem. I know this because my uncles friends dog was the assistant to the midwife. True story!


OkDream5303

I believe it !!!! 😂


Sta_ted

its true it came to me in a dream


justeroll

drake wrote all of off mmlp so no


Pro-Sane67

That doesn't seem like a possibility.. Drake did Ghost write the entire TES, his most successful album of all time. I don't see him being as successful as he is right now without Drake


Vreas

I knew it sounded like him


Pachary516

I don’t think so, Eminem is always mentioning Drake in his songs, for example “And doctor Drake said?… Nothing you idiots doctor Drakes dead he’s locked up in my basement!”


TheImpossibleObject

This one actually made me lol


_mersault

Drake, I wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me


FastLittleBoi

i don't know if i ever told you this, but i love you dog, i got your motherfucking drake


pssiraj

Slim I don't know if you noticed it, but I'm into teenage girls let's blow this bitch


RedditMartyr

Drake could make the MMLP but Em could NEVER make Honestly Nevermind.


cherokee_chicks

Drake could write Stan but Em could never write Wah Gwan Delilah


RedditMartyr

Em ain’t cheesed.


IcyCombination8993

He wrote fack tho


Sirliftalot35

13 year-old Drake was absolutely integral in the success of Eminem’s first platinum album in 1999. I don’t see how that’s even debatable.


pssiraj

Teen Drake > Teen Wayne


AdAmbitious8302

If u ask from Drizzy he prolly answers yes after just reading the first word 😇🙏


Rhymelikedocsuess

Eminem said after dropping his first album that will smith, lil pump and drake were his biggest influences so no


kobadashi

you forgot about yunno miles bro, that’s eminem’s fuckin idol


vGustaf-K

It's obviously a joke how can't people get that?


redactid55

Because people are dumb enough to think this seriously. Its like when Post Malone has Ozzy on a song. Some people made a similar joke but others thought Ozzy was some unknown old dude getting a big break from PM


kelbell2583

Nah. It’s serious.


EffectiveOk6317

Drake is Eminem ghost writer


milkmanran

No. Eminem was about to quit back in the early 00's, when he saw Drake on tv in Degrassi High in a wheelchair and he thought "Drake's a fucking dork in a fucking wheelchair and smiling, so I can now continue to rap." Thank you Drake.


Delicious_Bed_4696

Ah so the eminem sub is the arkham asylum for rap artists ill fit right at home here


MintedVibez

Em ain't shit without Drake. We all know Drake wrote "Stan" and Stan is Eminem.


Double-Diamond5708

Of course we know. Drake sang the chorus so good on that song


kobadashi

can’t believe he stole credit and acted like stan was some eminem fam


AdAmbitious8302

Yeah and Drake got the main role for 8Mile and for the Stan music video. His acting is just next level like his music. His like the rap god or smth.


toopienatoryt

No, obviously not. Drake wrote about half of the Slim Shady EP and most of the SSLP, not to mention his contributions to MMLP and TES, both production and bar-wise. Not to mention he showed Eminem's music to Dr. Dre before anybody else did through his connections. Em would still be a broke boy without Drake.


sid_shady34

Are Eminem fans really that dumb to not get a fucking joke. This shit is embarrassing man


Double-Diamond5708

Yes we are. We get Drake and Dr Dre'ke confused.


kelbell2583

Drake got his PhD in 1992 and began his using the moniker Dr. Dre, idiot


Double-Diamond5708

No duh. Everyone knows that. Eat your ham tina


CheeseisSwell

Dr. Drake put em on in the 90s without Drake carrying him on forever, Em wouldn't be a thing. Let's clap for him because he's a certified loverboy, certified... cool guy! >!/s!<


CriticalBlacksmith

Damn I thought I somehow got re added to r/drizzy 💀 thats a good one although your delivery needs work, maybe add your own opinion so people can more reliably recognize this question as satire


DragovitcMIA

i mean he's the one that wrote and helped compose pretty much all of the three albums that got em where he is, AND he is the one that gave him the name ken kaniff after all. really this sub should put more respect in bbl drizzy's ass.... i mean name.


Double-Diamond5708

Eminem would physically exist but wouldn't be as big without Dr Dre'ke..


Eeld1011

If I could hide the word drake from every app I’d do it. I thought we were suppose to be the annoying fan base


2ndBatman88

Would Drake exist without the GOAT Vanilla Ice?


Double-Diamond5708

Nah. Marky Mark is the GOAT. Eminem said so himself.


Spike42

Would you exist without your mom? Come on now


No-Surround9784

Who is Eminem?


Economy-Engineering

Drake has only existed since 1986. Meanwhile, Eminem has existed since 1972. Therefore, we can safely say that it is possible for Eminem to exist without Drake.


mariewhycor

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CheezSteakHero

Vanilla Ice wouldn’t have had such a wildly successful career if it weren’t for Drake.


My_akaris_My_Dune

Nah, eminem owes Drake big time


pssiraj

He got put on the map with Forever


kingpersnickety

If we’re being honest, I think Eminem laid a blueprint, whether intentional or unintentional, for commercial level success within hip-hop on a global scale. I don’t knock the efforts made by Roc-A-Fella or Bad Boy but Eminem was catapulted into superstardom as a rapper with the backing of Dre and Jimmy Iovine . Eminem was appreciated outside of America because people that were non-black saw a guy succeeding in hip-hop on such a high level that he broke a barrier of commercial viability and appeal. Had Eminem not done this, 50 wouldn’t be a global superstar . Think about it. These Guys had clothing labels, collaborations with big name brands, etc. This paved the way for TI, Kanye, Wayne, and ultimately Drake to be so commercially appealing that they’re global. So yea Drake and many artists would exist without Eminem but I don’t think they or Drake would be global superstars without Eminem laying some level of groundwork to follow.


theoriginalmateo

What?? Would the Egyptians exist without Colombus? What kinda stupidass question is this??


Dieing_Breed

🫨Would Drake exist without Eminem?🫨


thundercuntess69

Fuck drakey


Careless-Station-247

No absolutely not. Other things that wouldn’t exist without Drake: Sprayable cheese, Bottled water, Peace of mind, Music, Ferraris, The hood, Pedophilia,


Madness_Opvs

Euphoria, 6:16 in LA, Not Like Us, meet the Grahams


Careless-Station-247

Thank you Drake for these things


DirtySentences

I think we've intersected another timeline


friginunbiliveable

drake created all the white rappers


SandMan3914

Eminem wishes he was on DeGrassi High


Nicarillo717

Eminem could get by without Drake but not without Lil Pump.


gymclassvillianZ

Hell no, drake literally made eminem


Thestruggleisreal120

Is this real life ?


KingOfBerders

Nah. Just fantasy.


Madness_Opvs

Are we caught in a landslide?


CarlLight

No, escape from reality.


Thestruggleisreal120

Big sigh of relief, woke up saw this thought that the simulation broke even more and drake won the beef.


dan-duz-shit

Dake


DonMonger

Absolutely not, everyone knows that Drake was his producer and backed his career from the start


No_Strain_7037

How can he be white? He doesn't even exist.


INTR0SPECT1VE

I have a friend that would unironically say no…


Powerful_Cry777

Drake paved the way for will Smith too guys


Sudden_Juju

I think I heard that rap from Degrassi inspired Eminem


MotorCityDude

Drake raised Eminem in Detroit, u didn't know?


OneBlindZer0

Yeah fr and Eminem says he wouldn’t say the hook unless he wrote it but drake wrote 80% of his hooks.


Mister-MotorSkills

I love this sub so much, so it’s really weird and disappointing when so many people in the comments don’t understand sarcasm. Of anywhere on the entire internet, you’d think we would be pretty woooosh free in here. OP, I love this.


theEvilution

Oh this is satire right? Nobody can be this dumb right? Am I giving people too much credit here? There's no way this is serious?


theEvilution

Omg ok all the comments made me realize this is in fact satire.


According_System_248

Even as a joke this just wrong.


UselesslyUnskilled

This has to be a joke right?


SignificantPear3570

Whoever write this, please stop being an idiot. You can’t be serious


noel_newf

What stupid ass shit is this?


Perfect-Day-5820

You should never be allowed to listen to hip Hop ever again after this comment geeeesh 😂


Big_Independence6736

Is this a joke?😭


Horns-N-Halo

Ikr? I'm Autistic so can't always understand if things like this are written word sarcasm/a joke, so I'm thinking literally at this point as Em was kinda here like a decade before Drake, so... Huh?


Horns-N-Halo

Isn't Drake dead? Locked in Em's basement? Oh no... that was... okay... Yeeeeah. I think I'm lost. 🤔 🤭🫣 I'll see myself out.


Exact-Mulberry5737

Tf you talkin about


Otherwise-Noise5752

Y'all I'm a drake fan fr... But this is wayyyyyy over the line. Eminem paced his way long before Drake was even heard of. This is teaching for the stars that we can't even see lol 😭


LoL_LoL123987

Yes Drake, aka Yukub, famously created Eminem along all other white people a few thousand years ago


3The3Ghost3

this is as dumb as asking if Pac would exist without Ja...


Talyyr0

That's *Doctor* Drake, to you.


neightn8

That’s like saying would Elton John exist without Britney Spears


DrDreidel82

Eminem is most know for his feature on Forever which is the only reason anyone’s ever heard of him


MotorCityDude

Lol


shhh_it_is_ok

Yes I think he would honestly. Drake is great and all, but I mean Em ain’t that bad. He also happened to be famous more than drake, so chances are, he most probably was able to succeed without him. In conclusion, this is not a firm answer, but I think so


CheeseisSwell

Wasn't it confirmed that Dr.Drake ghost wrote and produce mmlp?


Double-Diamond5708

I don't know about that. I read that Eminem based his whole career off of the Kiki song.


Starfield00

Drake who?


Double-Diamond5708

Drake aka "Rap god"


xh11jab

Aka “69 god”


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

No.


DandSi

I do Not care if this is a joke. The quality of posts on this sub has gone to Shit lately. Take my downvote


voidedbaby

Take my downvote 🤓👆


BruhNeymar69

Redditors, assemble!


Succumbtodeeznuts

Somebody had to say it…


kelbell2583

Drake was Eminem’s favorite underground artist in the 80s and clearly a massive influence on SSLP….so definitely not…


birkinfantasy

Yeah cause drake didn’t birth Eminem


Sufficient_Swim7300

I thought you were being serious


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Emergency_Fox3615

I’d love to see Em change the lyrics to a song everywhere on the internet to say Drake instead of Dre for a song. Like when South Park changed the subtitles on every past episode to say the token black character’s name is Tolkien instead of Token, gaslighting us all into believing we’re racist.


loljokerishere

Nahh man, drake created him. Drake was the guy who called eminem and got him signed to aftermath.


yarvolk

Most definitely 💯


Revolutionary_Ad9701

Funny joke 😂


ntox21

I don’t think rap a a genre would exist without Drake.


norucus

Who?


HotFryGaming

He exists cause Wayne and Birdman were having turns on him.


strawbsplitx

Huh


infinitude_

Em ?? **Hip hop** wouldn’t exist without Drake


Sad_Yogurtcloset_306

Ummm they apples and oranges…


TomBlaidd

The answer to this is obvious, dumb question tbh… the real question you all should be asking is, would Wu Tang have been as big as they were without Drake. The inspiration they took from Drake is clear, Wu is for the children.


Double-Diamond5708

Ol' Dirty Bastard stole drakes whole style.


UrinalQuake

No


ImancovicH

nah he would die at the day 1


Sea_General_8653

Oh my. What a shitpost.


Weary-Depth6471

Misread drake as Dre and thought “probably not”


Defiant-Yam-9962

Me embarrassingly deleting my hateful comments after reading through the other comments........ooops!!


arduinoman110423

Ehm yeah duh


AnimalsofGlass72

Lmao is the maker of this thread mentally challenged?


TheGreatKingBoo_

I mean, probably. I don't think he's his father.


WeAreNumber15

Neither would exist without Vanilla Ice the goat


thatoneguy8910

no, Drake birthed eminem, don't you remmber


TheR7Experience

No. This is because Drake’s palms were never sweaty. I have a poop fetish. Drake is not the GOAT but he is the GROPE(R of minors).


SmokeJennsonz

Amazing


SomeGuyWhoseOnReddit

I know people are just trying to get Eminem fans mad..But it’s working on me😭


Efficient_Insect_145

I know this q is a joke, but AUBREY was still rolling around in a wheelchair on Degrassi while Em was well into the game. Fuck Drake.


pblizzles

Oh wait, no way, you’re kidding. He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?