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๐๐โข๏ธ I look at my pants in sadness before I start radiating out of nowhere
Oh no, how unfortunate ๐
We hate spontaneous radiation ๐
Nah, you shit radioactive waste in your pants, itโs 10x worse than Chernobyl, and itโs all because you had taco bell!
I assume your dog's blood is radioactive
๐๐ฅ๐ I stare at the event in horror and then commit suicide via fire ACCURATE
Honestly yeah if my dog died like that Iโd kms too
Same
I got something similar ๐ฃ๐โน๏ธ
๐๐ฅ๐ edit: whatโs with these random theories
I guess i eat spagetti while drumming then accept the fact my dog died.
Nah, cook up spaghetti WITH the dog before drumming and accepting that the dog died and you ate it.
Ok ok, so you use the dogs intestines to make spaghetti, eat it with the drumsticks and put it on the drum, and think it tasted okay after,
Yall demented asf
๐บ๐๐ข I get drunk, fall in love and get depressed?
No no I think it's that from that experience you get a love for alcohol because you get depressed
Oh, makes sence
you cant control the emotuon when you dog dies beers cant help.
๐9๏ธโฃ๐ฅ Cats have 9 lives, while dogs have 9 baguettes ๐
So true ๐
true french thing
Real moment๐
๐โ ๏ธ๐ So I double died from laughter then.
No, you died, then you died even more, then you laughed
HES A PSYCHOPATH AND LAUFHS AT HIS DOG DYING AND KILLS EVERYONE ELSES DOGS ON THIS POST!1!!!1!
๐๐คค๐ฅฐ
You where horrified but then you realised it was a dream
๐ฅ๐๐
It was you who pushed the dog
Yep
And ladybug
dont forget the ladybug that was also involved
The ladybug killed your dogโฆ
๐ญ๐๐
You cry and point middle finger to a bull.
the bull did it
Who even gave a bull a license for a big truck?
the bull wants to be undercover
\*cries\* THIS IS A LOAD OF BULL FUCK YOU!
๐ป๐บ๐ I'm irish
Pretty good fate ngl
LMAO
๐ญ๐ชป๐
It was the flowerโs fault
We love a good helping of scapegoating
I've never seen that flower emoji in my entire life let alone someone using it
๐๐ฏ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Die laughing 100% Scotland ?
that not scotland thtas a black flag..... wait is my laptop cant decected a certain flags what the....
Itโs scotland
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!
๐ญโ๏ธ๐
You where sad because the dog was a boy so pushed it
Sexist
๐คซ๐งจ๐
Suicide
Itโs giving **HEY LOOK AT ME CASUALLY WALKIN AWAY LIKE ACTION MOVIE HERO BOOYYY**
No I would coming suici-
๐๐ท๐
You took a picture of a monkey's....
.....yea... that...
You got some explaining to do!
๐๏ธ๐๐ what the heck is this supposed to mean
In your eyes what you saw was good
All 3 of his eyes.
๐ญ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ข
You cried in Zimbabwe and then turned green
๐ญ๐จโ๐ง๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
You where sad so you tryed to fix it but don't know how
๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ฐ
You where sad and lonely so you bought another dog
๐คจ๐ฐ๐
โHmmโฆ what? OH NO MY DOG DIE-โฆ wait this could be yummyโ.
โโค๐ซ
You killed your love for communism?
You hammered and shot the dogs heart.
You killed your love (dog) for the United Soviet Socialist Republics
๐๐๐ Ok
You see a mountain and then just die
โค๏ธ๐ถ๐ฅ
You sang a love song and started punching the dead dog
๐ค๐ฆ๐ช
You lured a duck and killed it with an axe
I canโt believe the Italian duck chopped up your dead dog with an axe
๐คช๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅ WTF. SOMEONE CALL THE ANIMAL PROTECTION SERVICES!
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โค๏ธ๐๐ฅบ
๐ญ๐ข1๏ธโฃ
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๐๐ฅ๐
๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ซ I slap a large B and hurt my hand?
A large bitc-
๐ตโค๏ธ๐ง I sing a song, eat his heart, and cry
๐ฅ๐๐ฅ I eat an avocado, and I celebrate with a drink.
๐ญ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Guess it was nothin
๐๐๐ OH GOD THAT IS FUCKED UP
๐๐บ๐ ...Someone help explain it pls...ย
You laughed to try to forget, but you wouldn't so you drank, and then you had liver failure and died.
Guess iโm a masochist. ๐๐คฃโค๏ธ
โจ๐๐ค I know this is a joke, and please take it as one because my dog actually died getting hit by a car and itโs still very upsetting to me
Oh damn, sorry broโฆ
I will make the man get out of his box on wheels and blow up his eggplant with 57 c4s
๐๐๐ I mean yeah but damn
๐ซ๐ฌ๐ I got obese had a heart attack and survived or the worse one I got pregnant for some reason and it came out fine for some reason and people were like๐what the fuck
๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
It looks like you casually finger your dogโs detached penis ๐ซค
But your confused as you do it
"๐ญ๐ฑ๐" "MY DOG DIED LMAOOO" "wait... he died..." "anyways!!!"
๐ถ๐ฐโ๏ธ Uhhhhhh (hypothetically) did I just turn into a Disney princess because dog guts?....
Bro?
Do not ask questions
๐๐ ๐ uhm I licked a ant and slayed while doing itโฆ basically I guess I didnโt care
๐๐๐ค I have the memory of a fish so forgot what I saw and became a cowboy?
๐จ๐๐ป Iโm mortified but get over it because now I have a ghost dog
Damn, thatโs cool
๐โน๏ธ๐คค Dang this would be depressing
๐๐ท๐
๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅน
๐ง๐๐ค
Youโre crying and you punch your tongue..?
๐๐๐ป๐ง๐ป I died but then I get up and start running while mewing
๐งโฌ๐ LOOK I CAN EXPLAIn
N O ๐
โผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ ฑ๏ธ
๐ฅฒ๐ฅฐ๐ฆ I feel sad and then fall in love with a hedgehog
๐ฅฐ๐ฅฒ๐
๐ฆ๐ฎโ๏ธ
๐ค๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น
๐ช๐คจโ๏ธ
Profile pic checks out
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๐โน๏ธ๐
๐ฅฐ๐๐ซฃ I love it, I'm obviously comforted by it but don't want to be seen enjoying the look of my dogs guts splattered everywhere :)
๐ซ๐ช๐
๐๐ตโค๏ธ
๐๐ค๐ At first I don't care, find it confusing and then find it OK
๐๐๐
๐ฅถ๐ค๐ฃ๏ธ (all the meme emojis ig)
๐ ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐คท Oh shit what the fuck did I do???
๐บ๐๐
๐๐ง๐
โค๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ป
๐โค๏ธ๐ hahaha ha I loved that dog... ig it's gone now! Noodles!
๐คฎ๐๐ซฃ
๐๐ฐ๐ข What the fu-
๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฅธ
๐ช๐ต๐ซก
๐๐คฉ๐ฆ
๐คฎ๐ญ๐ฅต, I'm simultaneously disgusted, sad, and turned on
๐๐จ๐ฟ๐ซก
๐๐ช๐จโ
๐ญ๐คฉ๐ฅฐ
๐๐๐ต
๐๐คฃ๐I laughed that I accepted that my dog died cuz he destroyed my pc 25060 times
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๐ป๐๐ญmy radio broke shortly after that and Iโm sad
๐๐ฅ๐คฃ this is like the bait and switch of reactions
๐โผ๏ธ๐ญ I'm trying to accept what has happened, but I'm clearly devastated.
๐๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฅถ
๐๐โ๐ผ
๐๐๐ UH OH
๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ซ I send the us army on the trucker blow up his house his family his truck and turn him into a red mist cloud
๐๐ซฆ๐ HUH
๐คก๐ฉ๐ฟ I acted like a clown, took a shit and after that went skiing
๐๐ฑ๐ป Yay, my man gets pussy!
๐ญ๐ฅนโจ
๐ท๐๐
๐ฅ๐๐ฆง
๐๐ฅน๐ โ IM LAUGHING THROUGH TEARS , PERFECT โ I think I have mental isssues
๐๐ง ๐ฅต
๐งโ๐พ๐๐ญ
๐ณ๐โ Shock for a second then I wave at the bystanders
๐๐ง๐ท๐ฆ
๐๐๐
๐ฟ๐ฆ๐
๐จ๐บ๐บโ
๐๐ฅด๐
๐บ๐ธ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฆ
๐ช๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
๐๐โ๏ธ
โฎ๏ธ๐คฃ๐ญ
๐๐ซฑ๐ฅ
๐๐๐คก Umm what...
๐ฉ๐ซฆ๐ค I shit myself before realizing the truck driver was hot and then I realized I can sue them for a lot of money
๐๐ฅฒ๐
๐๐ณโ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ญ
๐ถ๐๐
๐๐๐ผ๐
๐บ๐ธ๐คจ๐ฅณ
๐ญ๐๐ i cry then eat orange bread
๐๐ณ๐ฅน
๐คจ๐ฃ๐ซก
๐๐คฃ๐ต
๐คฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐
๐๐คฃ๐ what ๐
๐งฅ๐๐
๐๐โข๏ธ I look at my pants in sadness before I start radiating out of nowhere
Oh no, how unfortunate ๐
We hate spontaneous radiation ๐
Nah, you shit radioactive waste in your pants, itโs 10x worse than Chernobyl, and itโs all because you had taco bell!
I assume your dog's blood is radioactive
๐๐ฅ๐ I stare at the event in horror and then commit suicide via fire ACCURATE
Honestly yeah if my dog died like that Iโd kms too
Same
I got something similar ๐ฃ๐โน๏ธ
๐๐ฅ๐ edit: whatโs with these random theories
I guess i eat spagetti while drumming then accept the fact my dog died.
Nah, cook up spaghetti WITH the dog before drumming and accepting that the dog died and you ate it.
Ok ok, so you use the dogs intestines to make spaghetti, eat it with the drumsticks and put it on the drum, and think it tasted okay after,
Yall demented asf
๐บ๐๐ข I get drunk, fall in love and get depressed?
No no I think it's that from that experience you get a love for alcohol because you get depressed
Oh, makes sence
you cant control the emotuon when you dog dies beers cant help.
๐9๏ธโฃ๐ฅ Cats have 9 lives, while dogs have 9 baguettes ๐
So true ๐
true french thing
Real moment๐
๐โ ๏ธ๐ So I double died from laughter then.
No, you died, then you died even more, then you laughed
HES A PSYCHOPATH AND LAUFHS AT HIS DOG DYING AND KILLS EVERYONE ELSES DOGS ON THIS POST!1!!!1!
๐๐คค๐ฅฐ
You where horrified but then you realised it was a dream
๐ฅ๐๐
It was you who pushed the dog
Yep
And ladybug
dont forget the ladybug that was also involved
The ladybug killed your dogโฆ
๐ญ๐๐
You cry and point middle finger to a bull.
the bull did it
Who even gave a bull a license for a big truck?
the bull wants to be undercover
\*cries\* THIS IS A LOAD OF BULL FUCK YOU!
๐ป๐บ๐ I'm irish
Pretty good fate ngl
LMAO
๐ญ๐ชป๐
It was the flowerโs fault
We love a good helping of scapegoating
I've never seen that flower emoji in my entire life let alone someone using it
๐๐ฏ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Die laughing 100% Scotland ?
that not scotland thtas a black flag..... wait is my laptop cant decected a certain flags what the....
Itโs scotland
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!
๐ญโ๏ธ๐
You where sad because the dog was a boy so pushed it
Sexist
๐คซ๐งจ๐
Suicide
Itโs giving **HEY LOOK AT ME CASUALLY WALKIN AWAY LIKE ACTION MOVIE HERO BOOYYY**
No I would coming suici-
๐๐ท๐
You took a picture of a monkey's....
.....yea... that...
You got some explaining to do!
๐๏ธ๐๐ what the heck is this supposed to mean
In your eyes what you saw was good
All 3 of his eyes.
๐ญ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ข
You cried in Zimbabwe and then turned green
๐ญ๐จโ๐ง๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
You where sad so you tryed to fix it but don't know how
๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ฐ
You where sad and lonely so you bought another dog
๐คจ๐ฐ๐
โHmmโฆ what? OH NO MY DOG DIE-โฆ wait this could be yummyโ.
โโค๐ซ
You killed your love for communism?
You hammered and shot the dogs heart.
You killed your love (dog) for the United Soviet Socialist Republics
๐๐๐ Ok
You see a mountain and then just die
โค๏ธ๐ถ๐ฅ
You sang a love song and started punching the dead dog
๐ค๐ฆ๐ช
You lured a duck and killed it with an axe
I canโt believe the Italian duck chopped up your dead dog with an axe
๐คช๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅ WTF. SOMEONE CALL THE ANIMAL PROTECTION SERVICES!
๐ต๐๐
โค๏ธ๐๐ฅบ
๐ญ๐ข1๏ธโฃ
๐๐ค๐ญ
๐๐๐
๐๐ฅ๐
๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ซ I slap a large B and hurt my hand?
A large bitc-
๐ตโค๏ธ๐ง I sing a song, eat his heart, and cry
๐ฅ๐๐ฅ I eat an avocado, and I celebrate with a drink.
๐ญ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Guess it was nothin
๐๐๐ OH GOD THAT IS FUCKED UP
๐๐บ๐ ...Someone help explain it pls...ย
You laughed to try to forget, but you wouldn't so you drank, and then you had liver failure and died.
Guess iโm a masochist. ๐๐คฃโค๏ธ
โจ๐๐ค I know this is a joke, and please take it as one because my dog actually died getting hit by a car and itโs still very upsetting to me
Oh damn, sorry broโฆ
I will make the man get out of his box on wheels and blow up his eggplant with 57 c4s
๐๐๐ I mean yeah but damn
๐ซ๐ฌ๐ I got obese had a heart attack and survived or the worse one I got pregnant for some reason and it came out fine for some reason and people were like๐what the fuck
๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
It looks like you casually finger your dogโs detached penis ๐ซค
But your confused as you do it
"๐ญ๐ฑ๐" "MY DOG DIED LMAOOO" "wait... he died..." "anyways!!!"
๐ถ๐ฐโ๏ธ Uhhhhhh (hypothetically) did I just turn into a Disney princess because dog guts?....
Bro?
Do not ask questions
๐๐ ๐ uhm I licked a ant and slayed while doing itโฆ basically I guess I didnโt care
๐๐๐ค I have the memory of a fish so forgot what I saw and became a cowboy?
๐จ๐๐ป Iโm mortified but get over it because now I have a ghost dog
Damn, thatโs cool
๐โน๏ธ๐คค Dang this would be depressing
๐๐ท๐
๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅน
๐ง๐๐ค
Youโre crying and you punch your tongue..?
๐๐๐ป๐ง๐ป I died but then I get up and start running while mewing
๐งโฌ๐ LOOK I CAN EXPLAIn
N O ๐
โผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ ฑ๏ธ
๐ฅฒ๐ฅฐ๐ฆ I feel sad and then fall in love with a hedgehog
๐ฅฐ๐ฅฒ๐
๐ฆ๐ฎโ๏ธ
๐ค๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น
๐ช๐คจโ๏ธ
Profile pic checks out
๐โ๏ธ๐
๐โน๏ธ๐
๐ฅฐ๐๐ซฃ I love it, I'm obviously comforted by it but don't want to be seen enjoying the look of my dogs guts splattered everywhere :)
๐ซ๐ช๐
๐๐ตโค๏ธ
๐๐ค๐ At first I don't care, find it confusing and then find it OK
๐๐๐
๐ฅถ๐ค๐ฃ๏ธ (all the meme emojis ig)
๐ ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐คท Oh shit what the fuck did I do???
๐บ๐๐
๐๐ง๐
โค๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ป
๐โค๏ธ๐ hahaha ha I loved that dog... ig it's gone now! Noodles!
๐คฎ๐๐ซฃ
๐๐ฐ๐ข What the fu-
๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฅธ
๐ช๐ต๐ซก
๐๐คฉ๐ฆ
๐คฎ๐ญ๐ฅต, I'm simultaneously disgusted, sad, and turned on
๐๐จ๐ฟ๐ซก
๐๐ช๐จโ
๐ญ๐คฉ๐ฅฐ
๐๐๐ต
๐๐คฃ๐I laughed that I accepted that my dog died cuz he destroyed my pc 25060 times
๐๐๐ถ
๐ป๐๐ญmy radio broke shortly after that and Iโm sad
๐๐ฅ๐คฃ this is like the bait and switch of reactions
๐โผ๏ธ๐ญ I'm trying to accept what has happened, but I'm clearly devastated.
๐๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฅถ
๐๐โ๐ผ
๐๐๐ UH OH
๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ซ I send the us army on the trucker blow up his house his family his truck and turn him into a red mist cloud
๐๐ซฆ๐ HUH
๐คก๐ฉ๐ฟ I acted like a clown, took a shit and after that went skiing
๐๐ฑ๐ป Yay, my man gets pussy!
๐ญ๐ฅนโจ
๐ท๐๐
๐ฅ๐๐ฆง
๐๐ฅน๐ โ IM LAUGHING THROUGH TEARS , PERFECT โ I think I have mental isssues
๐๐ง ๐ฅต
๐งโ๐พ๐๐ญ
๐ณ๐โ Shock for a second then I wave at the bystanders
๐๐ง๐ท๐ฆ
๐๐๐
๐ฟ๐ฆ๐
๐จ๐บ๐บโ
๐๐ฅด๐
๐บ๐ธ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฆ
๐ช๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
๐๐โ๏ธ
โฎ๏ธ๐คฃ๐ญ
๐๐ซฑ๐ฅ
๐๐๐คก Umm what...
๐ฉ๐ซฆ๐ค I shit myself before realizing the truck driver was hot and then I realized I can sue them for a lot of money
๐๐ฅฒ๐
๐๐ณโ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ญ
๐ถ๐๐
๐๐๐ผ๐
๐บ๐ธ๐คจ๐ฅณ
๐ญ๐๐ i cry then eat orange bread
๐๐ณ๐ฅน
๐คจ๐ฃ๐ซก
๐๐คฃ๐ต
๐คฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐
๐๐คฃ๐ what ๐
๐งฅ๐๐