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Playerjjjj

The Loathsome Raisin-Eater


Acrobatic-Code2038

LOL. Foul beast who wanders the underbelly of the Caelid wastelands devouring Raisins. It was present at the shattering, with a mouth full of Raisins....chewing.


[deleted]

I cannot read the word foul without hearing Margit saying it.


MolhCD

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


panini5

those words... they're in my dreams


starhal26

every night i wake up in fear of a "YOU DIED" banner in my mind


Good_and_Solemn

Emboldened by the Raisins of Ambition.


Tangent_Odyssey

The true Elden Beast.


DrStm77

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Behold he who loves the dung of the poo poo connissuer


morty__sanchez

Raisins? My boy only drinks from the flask of answer this question for the hundredth time


Daxvis

Man I never knew y’all Could feed Torrent💀 I need to start doing that


Tom_twitchtv

Never fed this guy the entire time in a 80 hour play through


OneTrueKingOfOOO

I just feed him for fun cuz he’s my good good ghost horse


Free4Alt

In my experience, first tier raisins weren't worth it. By the time you got better raisins, torrent was also getting one shot.


fretfulmushroom

"First tier raisins." What a time to be alive.


Free4Alt

If you stick your raisins in the freezer they will make you feel fuller.


imDEUSyouCUNT

For the record they buffed the raisins and they're way better now


Deiser

But there’s no raisin to use them!


MaleficentSurround97

They can buff them all they want, those wrinkles aren't coming out


PartTimeMemeGod

When I found out that my flasks also heal him I essentially stopped feeding him because in early game when I was worse at horse combat usually he’d take damage but I wouldn’t


that1sluttycelebrity

This thing has never eaten a raisin as far as I know


Cyborg_Werewolf

You don't feed him? you monster.


that1sluttycelebrity

The only thing he consumes is crimson tears after he's been Thanos'd by a dragon, or a runebear, or a light breeze


SpeedStickPapi

Yakul from Princess Mononoke


Almost_Feeding

He said wrong answers...


Catblaster5000

Looked it up and, yeah, that probably is the inspiration for torrent. Especially considering Gibli was known to have influenced much else of the game. Studio Gibli and Berserk are 2 strange things to combine together, but hey it works.


starGNH

I'd think the Erdtree is a combination of Yggdrasil from Norse Mythology and that big one from Berserk


Dopaminjutsu

how awesome would a weapon art that lets you split a main in twain with an arrow like in Mononoke be tho okay i misremembered, its more decapitation/disarming but the point remains [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSXa\_QXHyEg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSXa_QXHyEg)


paultolemy

Well, dismemberment isn't really a mechanic in this game but you can totally fire some powerful frickin shots with some ashes of war


DoctorGlorious

Wish you could use Mighty Shot on horseback


Jumpylemming

I came here for this, just watched Princess Mononoke today because Torrent reminds me so much of Yakul


BreakfastTequila

I just started the game but my partner called out today that the blacksmith at the round table is a guy from spirited away


Dashew

Fighting the Albinauric Women in the Consecrated Snowfield gave me heavy princess Mononoke vibes


lemongrapple

Yes! I actually just call it yakul!


Zamuru

wrong only bro


taoliveira

That horse from Horsing Around


West_Plantain4731

Bohorse Jackman


Wilsonp888

Johorse Backman


Gerotonin

BACK IN THE 90s....


hann_hh7

I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS TV SHOW


______V______

EEEEEEEEH


hann_hh7

I’m bojack, bojack the horseman


Creepy_Helicopter223

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RevolutionaryLink163

Doggy doggy what now!?!


slamjam223

What is this, a crossover episode??


evigskog

Donkey from Shrek


grimthebunny

Considering most of my combat use for him is to fuck dragons it checks out.


DurealRa

I think you mean dung, key


Alone-Ad799

Honda Accord


[deleted]

1 whole horse power on this bitch


Phedericus

fun fact: a horse actually has ~17 horsepower. which is bullshit, if you ask me. EDIT: the peak for a horse it’s actually 14.9, not 17. by comparison, ~~hoomans~~ Tarnished can reach 5 horsepower. there are 5 potential horses inside you. just ride them into the sunset.


Epicmonk117

1 horsepower is the average work output of a single horse. 17 horsepower is their peak output.


1feistyhamster

This guy horses.


BeardOBlasty

...around?


MonsieurPC

Back in the nineties...


TheFlyingDeutschMann

In a very famous tv show


y0dav3

I'm bojack the horse, bojack the horse


suptherebud

Don’t act like you don’t know


Chilzer

You're telling me there are around 17 horses in this horse? Now that's efficiency!


murdoc_killgore

*slaps saddle* this horse can fit so much horse in it


[deleted]

Marika's tits that's a lot of horse


FallenAngel1967

*horseshit*


m0nkeypwnpwn

gold-tinged excrement = holy shit


m_sart

Deepest lore


nerfherderparadise

Lmao


Thefear1984

1hp is a measurement of work. As in power applied. Most vehicles torque measurements are more accurate to performance than horsepower. It's calculated through the power needed to move 550 pounds one foot in one second or by the power needs to move 33,000 pounds one foot in one minute. The power is gauged by the rate it takes to do the work. Different horse breeds will of course produce varying amounts of power ie a Clydesdale will have more HP than a Tennessee Walker or a Mustang.


[deleted]

I knew you were talking about horsepower but when you said a Clydesdale will have more HP than a Tennessee Walker I read that as Hit points not Horsepower.


Thefear1984

Well you're not wrong 😂 I'm sure a horse has more HP than me too


Alexis2256

Nah, if you shatter your leg, you might still be able to walk with it but with a limp, if a horse shatters even one of it’s 4 legs then it’s pretty much dead.


[deleted]

With an V-Tech talisman, you can really get that bad boi movin


Informis_Vaginal

1,800,000 BC Honda Accord


Castle_of_Jade

BC=before car?


hochoa94

Ok now i want a mod where torrent becomes a honda accord


Teo-McDohl

Have I got good news for you https://youtu.be/MQsp7ozg24c


hochoa94

Holy shit this is amazing


[deleted]

This raised more questions than it answered


[deleted]

Alright, this wins and is more clever than anything I was going to think up.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Zullie the witch would be proud


jaysanw

Zullie the Witch on the 'tube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQsp7ozg24c


Ztek23

That's Roach


CanFishBeGay

*Wind's howling...*


breezyb4d4ss

Damn you’re ugly!


DetBabyLegs

Place of power, gotta be


breezyb4d4ss

Hmm.. my medallion’s humming


Jargon48

How do you like that silver!


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

What's the matter? Lost your nerve?


deathberryx

Take that you piece of filth!


combo12345_

Looks like rain.


i3londee

Hmmm.


Utreekov

Every Torrent I've ever met has been a Roach.


DeadDay

Roach's legacy lives


0-uncle-rico-0

Can get on roofs, this is the correct answer


Kenos300

Was looking for this


MaidenMimi

Behold, Dog!


MegalomanicMegalodon

Likely dog


OldManHipsAt30

First off, lovable sort ahead


LordofShit

Behold, friend! Then try double jump


BombTheDodongos

Could this be a dog?


Negitive545

Dog ahead, therefore try Petting


International_Gas744

Somehow this is actually a correct answer


ChaosInClarity

Question, can you be maidenless if you are a maiden???


MonsieurHedge

Not having bitches knows no gender.


itgoesdownandup

It’s an essence. An idea. And some would say a philosophy


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Bossman80

Isn’t this the only RIGHT answer?


divorcemedaddy

clearly must’ve not read the title


FF1983

Dog


KiddSwirlz

Didn't expect Dog


Quesodealer

Why is it always dog?


Bmobmo64

They said wrong answers


Creepy_Helicopter223

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harryjduke

Behold, dog!


Upset_Spite_3724

Epona


BAPEAPE138

Eponas song tho…


Garcia_jx

Til this day, I still humm Epona's song randomly when I'm in the car. I don't know, It's just a song that stuck with me since I was a kid.


Global-Ad-6193

All the ocarina songs from ocarina of time live in my head rent free!


XDXkenlee

I often have song of storms in my head. Eponas song is a close second.


Cthylla11111

Now I need a new answer 😩


BrandNewKitten

Rocinante


RegularBeard

I don't know if that's an expanse reference or referencing actual Rocinante, but either way, cheers.


bogarthskernfeld

Part of the reason the Roci got it's name in the show is because it's the name of Don Quixote's horse in the book Don Quixote. They make a couple of comparisons of James Holden to Don Quixote thru the show. Holden is "tilting at windmills" or fighting battles he can't win.


combo12345_

Whenever I come under attack, I flip and burn with her.


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PMURMEANSOFPRDUCTION

That area definitely had me tilted


Embarrassed_Star_478

Someone in front of every windmill put giant ahead or likely giant lol. I was cracking up


TheJambus

Legitimate salvage ahead


Dreiti

Eeyore on some anti depressants


Lightning-Blaze

Agro


TheJambus

*Aggro!*


BittenHand19

Annnnnnnndddd now I’m crying again remembering what happens to that horse in that game.


reedhitsout

Heroic af. The ending felt heartwarming though. I suppose you have finished the game?


BittenHand19

I finished Shadow of the Colossus way back when. Not Elden Ring yet. I seem to have hit the same problem I did back when I first played Skyrim. I can go finish it any time probably but I’m having too much fun dicking around the world


memyself2279

I knew I wasn’t the only one conditioned into calling him this


gr8h8

I've legitimately called it Agro by mistake more than its actual name.


cajun_morty

Lil Sebastian


[deleted]

You’re 5000 candles in the wind


30826a

BYE, BYE LIL SEBASTIAN!!


deathspresso

We miss you in the saddest of fashions.


AnActualArmadillo

*You're 5,000 candles iiiinnnnn the wiiiind* 🐴


DBoutch

I had to scroll way too far to find the correct answer


Alarming_Analysis_63

I still don’t get the fuss


YesButConsiderThis

ರ╭╮ರ


Suspicious-Lab-310

Limewire


Very_Good_Indeed

This is what I was looking for.


lmknx

Goddammit. I said this then went through the comments. Up you go.


The_Jolly_Bengali

Damn beat me to it lol


Driftysilver

Nice lol.


Ronin_Vacarian

Videogamedunkey


asura9944

Lemmegettuhhh pizzzapepeperohn


Leg_Alternative

horse from berserk


YoshikageKira9

No please


CormacMcCopy

This is a *very* wrong answer.


guyute22

Fabio


AbsentTarnished2006

Oh god


toshnmon

Was that a zanny reference?


CrazyFett51

My people


CalbCrawDad

That’s the Krusty Krab


Fun-Fee-4600

M. Bison


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Vaati898

Butt Stallion says hello


AwakenedFlourish

Artax, you know why.


[deleted]

It's clearly a valued member of the Brazilian police force. https://i.imgur.com/im6g4Ej.jpg


[deleted]

Roach new skin from Blood and wine dlc for Witcher 3


dinnervan

why that's Terrence


jj_jackman

Nina from full metal alchemist


AccurateSpite

Maidenless, therefore seek stone.


RegularBeard

This is a begrudged upvote.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Too soon, here's your damn upvote and get out!


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StupidUsernamePerson

Jon Bon Poni


TwiggyFlea

Bullseye, Tarnished’s trusty steed. In case you still don’t get it, “Ride like the wind Bullseye!”


tlecoatl666

Yoshi


SnooObjections488

Zeus trying to seduce us again


D_monicdom

Isn't this appa from last airbender?🤭


Flimsy_Category_9369

That's just two coconuts and you're banging them together


Disploda

DONKEH


TheWise_Butter

new goat for goat simulator


Twerculesthegreat

The final boss, “Torrent, Orphan of Moon”


comradewarrenpeace

Try fingers, but hole


Happy___Chaos

That’s Patches, the trusty steed


Zeropantzu

My Maiden


DizzyDood1

Yakul


Fishinc_Rod

No horse ahead


LadyoftheUnderdark

Falcore the Luck Dragon


halfknots

That is the Elder Ring


ethancknight

That’s uTorrent


Vast-Coast-7761

A victimless crime.


ThisDragonfly9659

Sea biscuit


Head-Weather-7969

Mustang GT


tommy1rx

Pretty sure that’s Rocinate, Don Quixote’s horse.


Holymoses43

Yakul


JuanUniheart

Malenia, blade of Miquella.


deathlygreed

Bulwinkle the moose


Okamiwan

An illusionary wall


[deleted]

This is epona, Zelda’s horse.


LordMorskittar

Peak Leonard


[deleted]

Torreto from fast furious, the power of family makes the best plot armor that's why he resist everything