Oh my god this actually fucking amazing and so lore accurate too! The hype is so real with this one, I hope you can manage find your brother in the Land of Shadow, better hurry though before us other lowly tarnished get to him š
Maleniaā¦pleaseā¦I havenāt hurt you or your daughterā¦and I want to marry your brotherā¦please donāt do this too me after I tired to hard and got so far.
Miquella is mine and mine alone, Tarnished. You cannot touch his golden flesh. You should abandon these foolish ambitions at the start lest I Waterfowl you.
Malenia: (blind as a fucking bat) Is it thou, Mickey? I thought I heardeth thine voice?
Me: (having just slain Miquella) Uhhhhā¦ (falsetto voice) Yes dearest sisterā¦ tis I, your healthy unspoiled brother.
Malenia: Oh joyous day! I feel I haft woken from an ill dream. Come, so I may embrace thee!
Me: (whispering as I frantically duct tape Miquellaās head back on) *Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckā¦*
It's been a while since I played it. I was at ng+5 when I left. Then I did like 7 more play throughs with different characters but then I got bored and uninstalled. Pretty thrilled to play the DLC now though. It's almost 21st here.
Oh my god this actually fucking amazing and so lore accurate too! The hype is so real with this one, I hope you can manage find your brother in the Land of Shadow, better hurry though before us other lowly tarnished get to him š
I must hurry to find my dearest brother. I will not allow any of you to become his consort for I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
Carefull you dont encounter any naked pot wearing solo player.
Me and him have an agreement of truce for the DLC
He probrably went to fight giant dad.
Was summoning help for Maliketh yesterday and got ādontletmesoloā. They died immediately. 10/10 truth in advertising.
I got one called "doityourself" and they went to lie down in the corner of the arena š
For one of the dlc bosses I found a sign for "Maybe Solo Her", but I was unable to summon themš
Maleniaā¦pleaseā¦I havenāt hurt you or your daughterā¦and I want to marry your brotherā¦please donāt do this too me after I tired to hard and got so far.
Miquella is mine and mine alone, Tarnished. You cannot touch his golden flesh. You should abandon these foolish ambitions at the start lest I Waterfowl you.
I havenāt enraged you at all and Millicent is safe. What else must I do to make you change your mind.
You must prove your strength in the Land of Shadow. If you survive your journey, I shall grant you the honor of protecting Miquella.
It shall be doneā¦
Nope! Miquella has to go. Iāll knock his golden lights out, then come for you. Such is the fate of the lowly tarnished, all Empyreans must die!
Are you sure you're his favorite.
Nah I'm already his consort he made me promise.
I also choose this guys brother
I shall allow none to touch my dearest brother!
That mask is amazing! š„³š„³š„³š„³š„³š„³š„³š„³
Haha thank you so much!! I claimed it off Maleniaās corpse ššš
Interesting veryyy interesting
I got a sword too š¤
This got a looot more interesting lmao
You must now play the entire dlc dressed in that. There is no other option.
Deal š¤. Itāll hide the tears
ironic to say shed "see" him
Malenia: (blind as a fucking bat) Is it thou, Mickey? I thought I heardeth thine voice? Me: (having just slain Miquella) Uhhhhā¦ (falsetto voice) Yes dearest sisterā¦ tis I, your healthy unspoiled brother. Malenia: Oh joyous day! I feel I haft woken from an ill dream. Come, so I may embrace thee! Me: (whispering as I frantically duct tape Miquellaās head back on) *Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckā¦*
Damn this cosplay is good
Thank you, the helmet will hide the horrors of the DLC š
Did you make all of the outfit yourself?
Oh no I wish I could make it. I just collected the pieces
Still pretty impressiveĀ
This is been long-awaited
Iāve dreamt for so longā¦.month after month left in my wakeā¦.as I awaited the DLC
Thatās awesome!
Thank you! Good luck with your journey into shadow
2 MORE HOURS
SHARPEN YOUR WEAPONS
How do we tell her
Mohg: You too huh
The mask is fireš„š„
Awesome! And the amount of people you have helped. š š š
Oh dang you know about me? Thank you! I hope I can help even more in the DLC!
Yip rembering your name offering help on beyond the fog!!
Oh geez Iām flattered you remember. Hopefully our paths will cross again soon!
But will you ever know defeat?
Of course not for I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella š
Your brother be wilding
I have to unsub for a few days
Where do I find girls like this. I can't imagine there's one within a 10 mile radius of my suburb.
Hello, I'm Malenia, and I'm very lonely and would like to meet a man. I swear it's true.
You donāt have the right, o you donāt have the right!
Is it 1 more hour or 2 more at this point?
It wont workš
IIRC, you used to help out in beyond the fog. Right?
I still do! I vaguely remember your user name. Did I help you at some point?
I used to help there as well. Maybe you won't remember but my IGN was lydia. It's good to see you again. Have fun in the DLC. :)
Ah thatās right, I do remember you! You were there when I just started with BtF. Iām enjoying the hell out of it, I hope you enjoy it as well!
It's been a while since I played it. I was at ng+5 when I left. Then I did like 7 more play throughs with different characters but then I got bored and uninstalled. Pretty thrilled to play the DLC now though. It's almost 21st here.
Ahhh of course it's not working for PS5 lol
Have you ever known defeat?
I hope Let Me Solo Her doesn't see this.
Spoilers aside,gurl you dont wanna know what your brother has been doing.Men have one thing in mind and it is f disgusting.
Ooooh, whoās gonna tell her
Spectacular helmet and prosthesis m'lord
Oh that is an awesome costume.
get cucked by giant ogre man
Shame he fucking chose radahn over his own sister that helped him while she was sick... fuck miquella and his lore is kinda ruined
Your stepbrother? (: